Thread 936309798

Sup, /b/
What y'all drinking tonight?
I'm on my second tall glass of cocksuckin G&T and I'm all out. Got some Rolling Rock bottles on order and on the way. Wife's at work tonight, and I start work late tomorrow. Let's fuxking drink life to the tees or whatever the phrase is.

What are you drinking for/to tonight?

Rolling Rock just got here, and I'm stocked up for the next few nights.

Tonight, I'm drinking to my thousands in school loans being super late on payments. I'm just waiting for the last domino to fall, my mom who (bless her heart) helped me out for so many years finding out and being furious that her credit score is now in shambles, and my wife finding out and eventually leaving me because I cant provide the life I wanted for her.

Anyways, cheers.

Another shameless self-bump, just because my friend isn't responding.

Last bump. Cheers, boys

>>936309798 (OP)
I'm on a bottle of Jagermeister.

i'll drink to OP if he stick sharpie in pooper

>>936310653
Ain't happening, bub, nice try, though.

>>936310653
if he drinks rolling rock, i bet he's willing to go a lot bigger than that

>>936310683
you're right you should try a bottle instead.

>>936310595
Cheers, mate.

I might end up puking tonight, because I'm such a lightweight. But fuck it, that just means more brews.

>>936310725
Send me beer money, and I just might, nigger.

Bottle #3. I should not be drinking these this fast if I want to last the whole night.
Especially after 2 cocksuckin g&t's.

Niggers tongue my anus.

>>936311677
Shit, I forgot my image

>>936311861
I'm on brew #4. Slowing down a bit. I'm hoping to last until Bilmuri drops new album.

>>936309798 (OP)
That totally did not look like ice for a moment and now I'm disspointed

>>936310037
Rolling rock is a gay beer. It tastes like water and is gay. You are a gay

>>936309798 (OP)
Drink a big glass of water before you go to sleep, so you don't wake up with a hangover

What happened to that "Nickel" guy that used to post here?

>>936311677
>>936311861

>>936310037
No white man can provide the life a woman wants. You need to recruit a BBC for both of you

>>936312438
Out of my 31 years on this earth, I have never woken up with a hangover.

Maybe a slight hangover here and there, but maybe since I'm such a lightweight, I only maybe wake up with a very slight headache. The overall annoyance is always there, as I'm not a morning person.

Good looking out there, though, friend. I appreciate the thought.

>>936312505
>implying I'm white


I am pretty whitewashed, though.
>metalhead
>weeb
>like PAWGs

>>936312478
Haha yes. Another oldfag

>>936312572
What stops you from providing? Have you read Rich Dad, Poor Dad?

>>936312664
I have not. Thanks for the recommendation, though. I have admittedly not done a lot of reading since I left HS 15 years ago. Maybe more, I'm too tipsy to do math right now.

I blame it on the fact that I've been visiting this godforsaken website for over two decades.

Cheers, mate.

I was too tipsy to remember that it was just a new music video they were dropping. Bilmuri fucking rocks. They already dropped that shit and I'm amped.

Last update. I may or may not be going to bed after this.

If I do, drinking in bed is still an option.

Fuck y'all. It's a slow night. Maybe tomorrow night will be better.

Online and open to... let's call it possibilities. emaquiie

>>936314259
Fake and gay.

If real, post tits, chink nigger.

>>936314446
Thought so, nigger chink.

Nice try, Diddy. Or whatever the fuck the kids are saying nowadays.

Goodnight, /b/

I think this is #6?

I'm drunk as a skunk. When this one's done, I'm going to bed for sure. It wasn't as entertaining this time, but what can you do.

/Fortune


Fuck y'all. I'm going to try this because I've always been curious. If it doesn't work, fuck that anon in the other thread.

>>936315342

/fortune

Kek I'm a dumbass for believing this shit.

>>936309798 (OP)
5 bud light platinums deep and will probably polish off the six pack before too long.

Also:
> cocksuckin G&T
I caught that reference, mcmurray

>>936315752
Hell yeah.
I'm still on #6 I think my lightweight ass knows I can only drink so much booze. Fucking cheers, mate.

Just because I'm still lurking, I'm going to ask this question, just to keep this thread active. Who's your favorite pornstar, Anon? Pic related.

my own tears, lost my wallet at the grocery store.

>>936315938
Chin up, Anon. Some douchebag either turned it in and you'll be golden in a few hours when they open, or they stole your credit cards and info and you'll be able to claim "identity theft" and you'll be ok this time next week.

>>936315909
I've got work in the morning so I'm probably stopping at 6 too.

Anyways, I'm more into amateur stuff so I don't actively seek out porn with recognizable stars. But if I had to choose I'd say Sasha Grey. Not only is she hot as hell but she's been trying to make her career more legitimate and distance herself from porn. But every time I see her in a movie or show I just remember all the cum she's had on her face and for some reason it makes it hotter

>>936316047
She's a good choice. Piper Perri is a close second for me. I like girls with small builds, despite my already sort of small stature.

Luckily, I have work in the afternoon, so I've got some time to rest up. Good luck, anon. I've been drinking since 9 local time, so I've gotten some brews in. "Liquor before beer," or what have you. You just reminded me I need to buy some more gin after work.

>>936316131
About to finish that last bud light platinum and watch some King of the hill. Cheers to drinking away our respective misfortunes.

Btw what gin do you drink, anon? I've been looking for a good one since my local liquor store stopped carrying Bombay sapphire east (probably discontinued)

>>936316271
I'm kind of a simp and exclusively drink Aviation. I'm sure I've had some sort of variety at the different dives I've been to over the years, but I have seen Bombay sapphire in stock at my local liquor. I've been curious about that Japanese gin I've seen around at multiple stores, though. I'll have to give it a try one of these nights.

Also, KOTH is the shit. Stoked for the revival coming up. #7 is cracked open now, hopefully i can get some sleep before the wife gets home and realizes I've been getting shitfaced again.

Thanks for the company, anon. My brother is too high to chill with me right now lmao

>>936316428
Lmao no problem anon. Glad I could be good company. I'll be sure to stop in if you make another one of these threads.

Also this is a complete shot in the dark, I know but:

> black
> letterkenny references
> frequents dives
> drinks rolling rock

You wouldn't happen to live in the south would you, anon? You remind me a lot of someone I knew

>>936316598
Haha nah.
>Actually Mexican
>Midwest, IL to be specific
>Haven't actually "frequented" dives since probably 2017 or 2018
>I'm more of a Stell Artois guy, but decided to drink Rolling Rock lately because I can drink more without getting as hammered

I think I made a thread like this last week Thursday. The wife works nights and I get pretty lonely as my only other friends close by work mornings, so I started making threads here to see if any other drunk anons are up while I'm up.

Fucking cheers, mate.

>>936316711
Damn bro way to get my hopes up lmao. Cheers regardless anon. What does your wife think about your drinking? The way you talked about her made it seem like she disapproves

>>936316880
She has no idea I'm a closet alcoholic.

In all reality, I stopped drinking for a while before I met her. I mean, I didnt drink all that much before I met her, it was more of a weekend thing with my best friend. We'd get plastered and watch campy movies every weekend and wake up the next morning to do it all over again. Then I met her and of course, as the story goes, all my time went to her.

Now, I just get drunk while she's at work and peruse social media and 4chan while talking to friends on Snapchat while listening to music and lie to her about when I go to bed. She's noticed the alcohol smell on my breath in the morning a few times and has been pretty adamant about my stopping, and I drink a couple here and there when we go to parties together, but she really doesn't know the extent of it. It's kind of sad, really.

Anyways, here's a meme to help brighten the vibe.

>>936317055
Damn. Well best of luck, anon. Just downed my last platinum and am going to bed after a quick wank. I'll be sure to stop by if I see another thread like this one.

>>936317224
Hell yeah. I'll be here tomorrow night doing the same shit most likely. Because

Drinking Rolling Rock in Crocs rocks my socks off!

Almost done with #7.

To all the trolls, cheers.

To the few anons who have been here for a good chat, cheers. I'll be back in less than a day. Here's one of the IRL girls I fap to and hopefully can bring you some sort of material, if any. Girl i know and almost bedded before I married.

It's time for bed. Wife will be home in less than 4 hours.

Brushed my teeth, threw out the trash, will post one more IRL fap before I hit the hay.

killing a bottle of Sierra Foothills cab.
It's pretty amazing. on par with Napa

>>936318345
Never heard of either, to be honest.

I'll see y'all tomorrow.

Here's the girl I lived next to in my childhood. I had a huge crush on her, as well as my best friend/neighbor at the time. But my basement dwelling dumbass never mustered up the courage to tell her how i really felt about her. Maybe it was for the best? She's married now, and she's probably a headache to deal with.

I laughed when she fell off her bike once, crying. That was probably the dumbest thing I've ever done.

Lmao

>>936309798 (OP)
if you like gin and you like mustard you should try james Gin. Its James May's gin line from topgear and its actually good! well the american mustard one i had was not sure about the others as the bottles are a bit pricey for my taste.

>>936309798 (OP)
6th oberon wheat ale with a wee bit of cocaine. Just got back from a music festival Monday but took the whole week off after to fuck around. feeling very relaxed.

>>936319305
I've been drinking Pabst 4 lager for around 7 years now.