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"Folks... this oneβs personal. Thatβs not just any opponentβTroy is facing his own niece tonight. And from what we've heard, he molested her for years. Tonight, sheβs here to take her life back."
>Troy waddles out, shirt clinging to his sweat-soaked belly, breathing heavy after walking 20 feet. He grabs the mic.
"It was just jokies! Uncle Troy loves his lil baba boocha... donβt be mad... gib a huffa..."
>The crowd recoils. Disgust ripples through the arena like a wave of nausea.
His niece entersβno nonsense. Black gear, fire in her eyes, a steel chair in her hand.
"SHEβS NOT HERE FOR HUGS. SHEβS HERE TO COLLECT. YEARS of molestation, bottled upβand now itβs unleashing in front of 20,000 people and the ghost of Troy's father!"
>Troy tries to run. Trips. Falls. Starts crying and farting.
"Itβs not fair! Youβre beinβ da big stinky Beady! Everyone's mean to meee! I'M THE VICTIM! I'M WHOLESOME YOU JELLY!"
>She calmly cracks him across the back with the chair. Crowd erupts.
"CHAIR SHOT TO THE SPINE! A FAMILY TRADITIONβBUT THIS TIME, ITβS JUSTICE!"
>She slams his blubbering, fat, snotty face into the mat, and pins him with a foot on his back like heβs roadkill.
>1... 2... 3.
"ITβS OVER! YEARS OF MOLESTATION. YEARS OF RETARDATION. ERASED IN THREE SECONDS AND A STEEL CHAIR! His niece just made a statement: no more victims."
>Troy lies twitching and crying, muttering nonsense about eggs and huffing farts. She walks away without looking back.
"That wasnβt just a win... that was a generational exorcism. Sometimes, karma wears bootsβand tonight, they came laced by family."