as female celebrities are already just a bunch of strippers and whores, let's post some Sex Doll Dove
"Ladies and gentlemen... I'm here with J-Tard, who once again failed to secure even a remotely competent performance in the ring tonight. Butโagainst all better judgmentโheโs requested time to address... his recent โreal-life winโ?"
"Gene... Gene, listen. I dominated the CVS earlier this week. Crushed it. 6'2, 190 lean, blessed shoulder geneticsโyou ever see traps like this? You havenโt. You canโt. I walk in, they all stop talkinโ about Brad. Guess what? I AM the Brad now."
"Youโre talking about a protein shake and fungal cream run. That has nothing to do with wrestling."
"I said my name was Anon, Gene. And they tittered. They tittered like a drawer full of silverware hittinโ the floor of destiny. Amanda? She said she was once in love with an Anon. Thatโs ME, Gene. Itโs always been me. Fate, written in Boost High Protein Choccy."
"Your mouth is foaming. What's that smell? Are you leaking from the chair again?"
"She came to my window. She returned my twenty. She remembered me. They ALL remember me, Gene. They act like they don't, but they do. Theyโre obsessed. Iโm based. Iโm the BASED one."
"You lost to a 6-year-old Make-A-Wish kid earlier tonight after you tried to make him taste your butt plug, and youโre here talking about... flirting in CVS?"
"The kid cheated. My plug was off-balance. I didnโt lose. I never lose. I'm the real main event. Those girls? Amanda? She saw the truth. You all see it too, deep down."
"This chinless man has fungus growing into his spine, he hasn't blinked in three minutes, and he's bragging about an interaction that sounded more like a wellness check than a romantic victory."
"It could happen again, Gene. It could all happen again..."
"Security, please. Bring the Lysol and the fire hose."
>>936324278nice sponsorship. literally the level of tiktok russian whores.
Do you think she's wearing a butt plug to the beach?
Give him a minute he'll
Nevermind. He found it
>>936324295I'd actuallygladly jizz all over a Cabage Patch Dove Cameron doll on a daily basis
>>936324312>>936324344>>936324397Go back to the footfag thread you shit all over you creepy cunt
>>936323430
>>936324313definitely wears a vibrating one for maritime titillation
>>936324440that face looks like she drives nails with it like a hammer
>>936324381nice, don't forget to check the label to see if it's washable.
>>936324450yesterday I saw a video of some dude sieving sand on a beach and after 2 minutes he had like 12 butt pluggs in a bucket
>>936324483I honestly expected this vid to be way more imoactful than it was
It's like nobody gives a shit about her
>>936324530>It's like nobody gives a shit about herYou're only figuring this out now?
>>936324594As a non-American, I was led to believe she has a bigger fan base than she does, I guess
>>936324483no need lol
Somebody needs to call teh chinks to finally make an actual doll based on Dovie.
I can;t wait to slap my hard mdick across that pretty rubber face
>>936324665Some anons posted her so much people think she's popular outside 4chan. She isn't. Same way 99.99999% of people have no idea who Emily Feld is.
>>936324704you just hate how perfect she is
How come Beady gets a chin and I don't?
She's a milf now.
Her breast milk myst taste like ambrosia
>>936324759Because he doesn't get banned for talking about want to fuck a dead dog but you did.
Settle down retard you're distracting from the Dove posts.
>>936324770>fagare fags attracted to females?
>>936324751go start retard drama with alice in the twitch thread or spam here, either way fuck off parker
>>936324809you are wrong but that's ok.
Your mom loves you
>>936324751You're living in a dream world anon. A fantasy.
Tell us, how many live action Powerpuff movies are there in your world?
>>936324690>rubber faceThat could apply to both a chink made doll and the actual person
>>936324886she's not famous and not a celeb fuck off
>>936324920>she's not famous and not a celebSo that sums up about 70% of who is posted here.
>>936324912you can get 1:1 replica indistingushable one from another untill one of them moves.
5 star reviews from top to bottom
>>936324886sir I am shocked and appalled at such language
>>936324221 (OP)I want Kat to step on my junk and make me cum
milk my prostate and call me names
>>936324947does dove doll like cum on her face?
>>936325105who are your favorite celebs mr. not a celeb? let me post them for you.
>>936325094mommy is busy rul...pleasuring cocks
Why does the spammer get a chin and I don't?
>>936325076idk but i hope she would pleasure me with her perfect mouth and make out with me without swallowing
>>936324967i'm shocked an appalled i'm not balls deep in dove
we need more nipples in these threads
>>936325233>>936325250Did you get banned again beady?
>>936325189more sex and pregnancies, less ruling
>>936325268love their lips soooooo much
I'm enjoying myself here.
>>936325350The man with the golden chin
>>936325371This is Post 2. There should be two beady spam pics between them.
>>936325382This is post 3.
If there aren't two beady spam pics between them it means the posts are 30 seconds apart.
>>936325343oh look, the thumbnail spammer is back
>>936325395And finally this is post 4. Again, if there aren't two beady spam posts between them it means they're being posted every 30 seconds and not 15.
>>936325371>>936325382>>936325395>>936325416So did he get banned in the last 10 hours or is someone so incredibly pathetic they're impersonating him?
>>936325396queens are meant to have pregnant bellies
>>936325428your pics are bad and you should feel bad
>>936325444>your picsbitch the first one you posted was mine from the last thread. Nice trips though.
>>936325397Is it Rodrigoon time again?
When beady spams the pics are every 15 seconds. So that means between this post...
>>936325517...And this post, there should be two spam pics.
>I'm guessing there's only the one.
>>936325517>>936325529>>936325533How incredibly pathetically predictable.
>>936325539I took it in the sense I stole it from a pedophile to bring honor back to kstew posting.
I may even post some more when this 30 second spam stops.
>>936325440id love to help her out with that
There have been multiple instances where BD only spams every 30 seconds. He went a week once before grabbing another pass. And without his restaurant job...
>>936325517You can get an upgrade to this in the hr thread
>>936325603Thanks Jacob. Was he banned overnight?
>>936325619i want to nutt in that tay
>>936325615Bless your glorious and beautiful balls for the heads-up anon.
I go check the thread.
>>936325641tits and pits you can't go wrong
Anon was right. All hail >>>/hr/5055323
>>936325666trips of simpin' for a mid-tier bitch who can't sing and has the sex appeal of a giraffe.
>>936325723might get some in her mouth too, she can suck my cock clean afterwards
>>936325752how old are you? you're either too young or too pathetically old to be here.
>>936325666Bound to cause develish intentions
>>936325699I'd get it if she was talented, but she's ugly AND she can't act.
>>936325778I'd get it if she was talented, but she's ugly AND she can't sing.
>>936325745might get some in her mouth too, she can suck my phimosis clean afterwards
>>936325778i don't know if you realize you're posting thumbnails
>>936325806It's his "thing". People have complained about it before.
>>936325752Impossible to not be forceful in that moment
>>936325833You forcing you unwanted 'affection' onto people is why property values in your neighborhood are so low.
>>936325833feeling tay's red lipstick lips sliding up and down my shaft while she looks up into my eyes leaking pre into her mouth. good slut
So now we only get one emma r spam pic between posts I think?
I try. Four pics
1 / 4
>>936325867Can you remind me the m/f/k rules? Do we get two kills or two fucks when there are 4 choices?
so it's just jacob trying to outspam beady with shitsten? pass
>>9363258952/4
There should be two spam pics between these posts.
>>9363259143/4
There should be two spam pics between these posts.
>>936325867why tf is kristen stewart there? lol
>>936325859Fuck that's such an amazing idea, perfect for her
>>936324516Whose housekeeper is this
>>936325930The fungal ferry is comin'
>>936325940those gorgeous tits of her jigglying while i pump her mouth. i think i want tay to lean back on her hands so I can cum on her tits and chest
>>936325962I mean cuz the other 3 are hot
>>936325986>I mean cuz the other 3 are hotYou're gay and not in a fun way.
>>936326001Is it? I have never tried to stop before, so I wouldn't know
>>936325867this is what heaven looks like
>>936325984Can you hear Taylor gagging?
Beady a new 4chan pass is only $41 You're not that fucking poor.
>>936326035But anon if worst emma was born in 1991 and that photo was from a magazine shoot in 2008.....
>>936326029It defs is, so never try to
>>936326036
>>936326084Based anon cutting out the 17 year old.
>>936326055not just hear it i can feel it, gagging and humming vibrations on my cock, even as she gags i jam it in deeper. i want to keep it in her throat until she gets light headed so i can push her back on the bed and spread her legs
>>936326055You kidnapped her and put her in your room?
>>936326108The last time you saw pussy it was when your mommy shat you out her cunt.
>>936326151>>936326168Beady:
>>936326058You're being more pathetic than the dog fucker who was also banned yesterday. Buy a new pass.
>>936326108That soft gasp when you pull out, sticky strands over Tays lips as she sighs, exhausted...
>>936326177Do you think a Turkish surgeon could make me a chin from my foreskin?
I mean good news is BOTH fuckwits who were banned yesterday and are ban evading can only post every 30 seconds now. One is too stupid to buy a pass the other too poor now?
>>936326234She's always lovely. More next thread from all the kstew posters. There are so many of us.
>>936326229congratz on ruining another thread in a record time, 4chanpass faggot.
>>936326261There used to be. Not anymore
>>936326238I can't keep puffing my chest out like a chinless pigeon with a burnt worm between its legs. I need a fucking chin.
>>936326229We understand you're poor but $41 isn't a lot of money parker. How you gonna whine like a salty balding bitch if you can only post every 30 seconds?
You're more pathetic than that. Go buy a new pass before the next thread.
Why grow a chin when you can buy a 4chan pass?
>>936326261yeah all one of you, thanks jacob
Why are cel threads so fucking weird now? Just post attractive female celebs, that's it, what's with all the arguing?
Only pussy bitches grow chins
>>936326515Tell me how she grew that enormous chin
6' 2"some, face so gruesome
>>936326508Is there anything in particular you don't like? I've got him attacking anything and everything footfag related and have manipulated him into obsessing over chins.
>>936326358Multiple personalities do not count, even if it's Friday
Every chin has it's own personality.
>>936326566pretty sure this is all just rando psycho shit and you're tryin to take credit for it
He has no personality. No chin no personality.
>>936326598Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh... he's feigning control to cope, as he has nothing but an empty hole where a personality and a chin should be.
>>936326598I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD THEY TALK TO ME THEY COUNCIL ME THEY UNDERSTAND.
TAKE THE BLOOD MONEY ANON
TAKE THE BLOOD MONEY ANON
TAKE THE BLOOD MONEY ANON
you can use it to get a chin implant
>>936326508Likely a discord server somewhere filled with idiots determined to take these threads however they can
YOU WILL GET THE CHIN IMPLANT.
>until I get bored of that and make you switch back to projecting about your mutilated cock.
>>936326666THIS MAN GOT QUADS. HIS WORTH IS GOSPEL
I bet he has a nice chin.
HIS WORTH IS LIKE HIS WORD.
Both HIS word and HIS worth could afford to buy a 4chan pass.
Just sayin'
Blake Lively is trash and always has been.
>>936326662again it just seems like youre takin credit for rando shit
>>936326714The voices in his head are many.
Unlike his chin for he has no chin.
>>936326714https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMkIK0qZnjw
PDFs should be fed into the woodchipper if you ask me.
can someone please put up the ai parody thread
Where is the thread? Where is my chin?
We are made humble by one Man.
It's difficult to be more humble than a man who lives with four other men in supported accommodation. Especially when the house is named after someone who died of AIDS in the 1980s
>>936327119So true anon. So true. And the same hairline as his poor daddy.
But he does have a chin.
Pfft chins are over-rated.
We have a thread that has exceeded bump limit.
>>936327148Why do you stalk this man?
>>936327227Why does the other anon stalk troy and jacob?
..
SAY
THE
FOOKIN'
LINE
>>936327227I need someone I can abuse through the safety of anonymity because I utterly detest myself. I just wish he noticed.
>>936327247I didn't ask you to deflect again, I asked why you stalk him
>>936327289Because Lillis spend a year doxing him in almost every thread and some of us only noticed it when it was pointed out one of his files had a weird filename.
So much fascinating info in that dropbox.
Also stalking โ mocking when I'm bored.
>>936327310You're bored 18 hours a day then
>>936327310>wasn't me it was my other personalityYou're STILL calling yourself Lillis, even though we all know you're Jacobtard?!
>>936327338almost as much as the person who stalks nine categories of threads to annoy someone who spends 18 hours a day stalking beady who spends 6 hours a day spamming and trying to impress choli.
>>936327361Look at you. Fresh from your six months away from these place and not caught up with the gossip.
In his mind they're the holy trinity of /cel
Archivist / Jacobfag / Lillis.
I guess Lillis turned out to the holy spirit given he's dead now.
So does that make Archivist the father and Jacob the son?
Speaking of retards who need to be medicated
>>936327441
You'll be delighted to know after posting in the Big Black Cock thread beady made a new thread.
Will he delete it? Who cares?
>>936327512>>936327512>>936327512