ITT: post your hand, get recommended a movie

>>936329841 (OP)
Supersize me

>>936329841 (OP)
>reverse image search
>0 results
this is why you don't drink when you're pregnant. Anyway, Super Mario Bros (1993) you'd be a good koopa

>>936329841 (OP)
seeing as how your hand is calloused from jacking off, i recommend porn i guess

>>936329841 (OP)
What kind of abominations am I interacting with on this website

>>936329845
Far worse than you realisr

>>936329841 (OP)
Croatian, huh.

>>936329845
>>936329846
dear god is that amerimutt?

>>936329841 (OP)
Swamp Thing

>>936329841 (OP)
Stalker

>>936329841 (OP)
What in the actual fuck is this shit...

>>936329851
A rubber prosthesis. Are you all really this retarded?

>>936329846
¡La abominación!

>>936329852
The only rubber prosthesis we're familiar with have a rather different use.
If you know what I mean.

>>936329852
It's actually AI you fucking cretin.

>>936329841 (OP)
i can't believe you've posted this

>>936329841 (OP)
imagine that shit peeling off and mixing in your food when you're eating

palmoplantar keratodermas

I'm 185cm but have very small hands

>>936329841 (OP)
the skin on my knuckles are cracking up because it’s winter and i’m only moisturising my hands once or twice a day

You guys aren’t posting your hands

the hand could have a win an oscar …

Rec me bros

>>936329865
Gorillas In the Mist

>>936329846
oh shit they got baby sneed in here??

>>936329865
Can I make a wish on that thing?

>>936329859
183cm here, same. I love my wee little hands though, and I even play 7-string guitar pretty damn good :)

>>936329865
king kong

>tfw average height (5'11 KOM)
>have GIANT basketball player size hands and wear a size 13 shoe
>average dick

What the fuck even am I? Was one of my ancestors a bridge troll?

>>936329854
In English, doc?

>>936329865
alright but why would anyone shave the back of their hand?

>>936329871
You got that McGooby phenotype. Start heeming niggas.

>>936329843
What does image searching and NOT finding results prove?

>>936329876
lurk more

>>936329877
It proves nothing, it could be a cropped image he found online.

>>936329865
Robin Williams' Filmography

>>936329871
have women ever stated disappointment in your dick size?

having huge hands and feet but average penis is like being black with average penis

>>936329877
So you don't know. LOL

>>936329848
>amerimutt
look at those teeth, clearly from bongland

>>936329882
Bongs get bad teeth cause of tooth decay. They don't brush or floss.

>>936329865
My Big Fat Greek Wedding

>>936329880
Never openly, but I could tell. Oh well, I still got laid.

>>936329883
Ur getting raped

>>936329883
The Boy In the Striped Pajamas

>>936329883
R u a girl

>>936329887
I can clench my asshole to be so tight that your dick will never fit.

>>936329890
That sounds like a challenge. I love a challenge.

>>936329841 (OP)
Toxic Avenger (original)
>>936329865
Congo
>>936329873
Teeth
>>936329883
Mysterious Skin


Give me a movie recc

Does anybody else have their finger shaped like this? Motherfucker has a hunchback. I think I'm a genetic failure

>>936329890
Okay but for how long can you do it? I’ll be sieving your turdcutter, my big rigid battering ran at attention just waiting for the slightest waiver and loosening of your o-ring. The second it smells opportunity it’s getting in no matter what and your keister kiegels will have only made your Hershey highway entrance that much tighter and clenching on my dong. Thanks for doing all that work it’ll feel great. For me.

>>936329894
It’s crazy when I can tell someone is fat by their pinky kek

>>936329887
no u
>>936329889
100%man
>>936329888
hate that movie
>>936329893
call me by your name ;) (ive seen mysterious skin, so sad)
>>936329891
>>936329895
stop that wasnt me

>>936329894
This nigga making shadow puppets of anteaters bruh.

>>936329896
I started going to the gym ok

>>936329897
>call me by your name ;)
Don't understand why gays love that movie, it's a straight up pedophile film. I think it's funny that timothee's dad character was cool and thought it was hot that Army fucked his 16 year old son.

The dad is all like "fuck I wish I got some hot gay 30 year old guy to fuck my tight ass". Fuck this gay Lolita ass movie. Dad should have realistically been pissed off.

I prefer something like Crusing as the best gay movie.

west sideeeeeeee

>>936329899
Do you bite your nails?

>>936329898
Holy shit kek
>>936329899
Good job bro. You're gonna make it.

>>936329899
Now I feel bad. Good luck and remember it’s going to boil down to diet mostly. Build muscle but you won’t burn enough calories to lose weight you need to restrict calories and eat clean.

>>936329901
>>936329897
Put your cocks away

>>936329905
I'm in my hotpants, it's 22 degrees in bongland. i'm feckin melting

I can also dislocate my thumb on both hands
>>936329902
I used to a lot, but stopped recently
>>936329904
Thanks. I do have problems with that due to being an extreme picky eater, so I'm starting to buy whole foods now

No joke recs pls

pls no bulli

>>936329871
same, 6'0, size 14 shoes and gorilla hands. Fucking sucks, I should be at least 6'3

>>936329908
You know the rules. PTOGTFO.

I would bite my fingers as a kid and now I have a big skin growth on my thumb.

>>936329908
pls be my gf I am very polite and lonely

>>936329909

Dark skinned Indians browse this board? You can tell this is dark skinned Indian skin and not your run of the mill African American skin. I recommend Interstellar my friend.

imagine everyone that's posted is holding hands in a circle right now. what are you thinking?

>>936329915
circle jerk

>>936329915
I'm thinking I hope I'm holding hands with the girl and not OP.

>not a single girl posted
It's over

>>936329914
nope, full African American thankfully. I'll implore you to not accuse me of being a street shitter tyvm

>>936329883
I am going to have sex with you

>>936329843
jeets ruined google and reverse image search has been shit for a while.

>>936329918
>>936329908

>>936329865
Anything with Robin Williams. Maybe Jumanji.

Also, do you shave your hands? I've never seen such an unnatural boundary of hair between a hand and arm. My arms are hairy like yours, but my hairs go all the way onto my hands and fingers. Anyway, it looks terrible and you need to stop doing it.

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>>936329925
DEMON! WITCH! BURN HER!

>>936329841 (OP)
I went to school with a kid that had hands like this and I called him alligator hands.

>>936329925
>Jewish woman
>BLACKED bar behind her (signifying foreshadowing)
>Doing a weird hand trick which is cool and a lil creepy
Odd, cursed video. Not AI, but was thinking it was AI for a sec.

>>936329841 (OP)
The whale

Norf FC, reporting in

>>936329897
Uhhh r u gay? Honest question no offense

>>936329908
The thing yes the boring one

>>936329860
k e k
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>>936329908
Pull down your shorts anon you have nice legs

Guess my age while we're at it

>>936329937
60?
Minecraft.

>>936329841 (OP)
Not a movie but this album fits you well, OP

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>>936329937
Coomer hand

>>936329892
YUCK cut your nails

Here's a hand with some bloody testosterone

Anyway everybody should watch Cemetery Man and Miracle Mile

>>936329920
no
>>936329932
bi, been with more girls than guys ţbh

>>936329943

>>936329852
>>936329841 (OP)
This is a hand that has been on a cast for some months. Dead skin acumulates since it can't shed and it becomes hardened. A doctor could also guess what bone broke by the position the hand was immobilized.
It must smell like hell too btw. I had half my hand casted and it fucking reeked when I took it off.

>>936329941
Not anymore and it's always looked like that

>>936329841 (OP)
Athlete's foot on your hand?

I need kino

>>936329919
>full African American
No such thing

>>936329937
28

>>936329950
it's not easy to pick one but a great movie you should watch right now is rear window.

>>936329907

Do me next.

>>936330566
Fuck you how'd you know. My hands practically looked like that since kindger just slightly less worn

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>>936329841 (OP)