Why do germans build huge machine

>>936334945 (OP)
To mine more efficiently. It satisfies their dwarf-like tendencies and behaviors.

>>936334945 (OP)
to protect mankind from Godzillas and doom robots from the future

>>936334945 (OP)
because they're almost as cool as dinosaurs

Germans used to be so cool

Now they're all cuckolds, negro lovers, and scatfags

>>936334945 (OP)
one piece at a time

>>936334949
In what period of time were they cool, specifically?

>>936334951
You're trying to get me to say something bad

>>936334951
This is a trick question, isn’t it?

>>936334945 (OP)
Because nuclear is bad and using this to mine upwards of 240,000 tons of coal every day is the eco friendly solution.
Also they built it to safeguard all mankind.

>>936334945 (OP)
Has it already cut down all the trees in Germany?

>>936334945 (OP)
thats clearly meant to fight kaiju

Ve do zeez tings not because zey ah easy, but because zey ah hahd

>>936334945 (OP)
Efficiency

>>936334945 (OP)
KGB agents convinced them nuclear power is extremely dangerous so they had to dig up their entire countryside to mine the dirtiest, least efficient coal imaginable to generate power while sort of maybe promising that they'll eventually switch over to renewable

BAGGER 288 BAGGER 288 BAGGER BAGGER

>>936334951
Throughout most time. Same with the romans you smooth brained zoomer

To keep the jeet population in check

>>936334945 (OP)
There's some 100yo electric train still working. It looks over-engineered.

>>936334959
You have to admit it was an astonishing success

>>936334951
The real answer is 1775-1825 which is by very far peak Germany in terms of isolating a half century interval. Half of German high culture through all of history comes form this time window, maybe extending a bit on the recent end. Before that it was semibarbarian and after that it degenerated into a mess and went full retard burning all its cultural production capital while going on supremacist rants.

>>936334951
>Germanic barbarians destroying Roman legionaries with guerilla tactics
>Teutonic crusaders liberating the holy land from Saracen scum
>Stalhelm-wearing Prussians marching across the No Man's Land
Take your pick

>>936334953
>conveniently leaving out Karl fucking Marx
Hm I wonder who made this meme

Whilst I understand why the Schwerer Gustav is what most people admire. I really like the Paris Guns. Look at this goofy thing

>>936334964
even a comical failure like Russia has its moments

>>936334959
>>936334964
this meme again?

So that German video game developers can create a simulator for them.

>>936334945 (OP)
dad used to work in a coal quarry. I got a chance a few years back to see all the giant equipment (german made, during the communist era). he also took some pictures which I'm very fond of.

>>936334972
holy tamoly that thing is kinda big

>>936334945 (OP)
V.I.P. (Very.Indian.Post)

>>936334970
Nice intermittent power generating capability. Too bad you have to more fossil fuels now for baseload

>>936334945 (OP)
Small pp energy

>>936334945 (OP)
That just looks like an average Australian suburb.

>>936334977
>West: argghhh fossil fuels bad, but we’ll sell as much as we can to China because … money!

>>936334975
bonjour

>>936334979
french are wankers but saying nuclear is bad is worse than being french

>>936334980
exactly what a frenchman would say
there is nothing worse than being french

>>936334978
>West: argghhh fossil fuels bad
no one says that

>>936334949
>Dude I watched South Park lmao

>>936334982
The mass media says that. We’re told we need to sacrifice cheap reliable energy in exchange for solar panels made in China. Where the fuck have you been?

>>936334982
Australia constantly says that. We even get the constant fossil fuel commercials explaining how all that money will save *our* environment because they build an abo cultural centre every month.

remember when france wanted to classify nuclear energy as green energy and got laughed out of the building? good times

>>936334982
it's literally my government's entire energy policy. I even live in one of those shitty fucking new build all electric homes. it's wank and costs me a fucking fortune. I'm looking at moving into some shitty old dilapidated victorian home just so I can have cheaper energy bills.

>>936334983
>t. watched south park

>>936334951
Is it a good idea to befriend a german person?

>>936334984
>The mass media says that.
oh no the talking heads ahhh zzzzz

>>936334945 (OP)
bigger machines to more greatly organize and tidy the world

>>936334990
And the guys who make and enforce policy. You know who I mean. Stop being disingenuous

>>936334945 (OP)
So do you believe in nazi death camp rollercoasters now, 4chuds?

>>936334972
It's sad to see the land ripped to shreds but it's also cool and awesome to see the land ripped to shreds. I want to see one of these IRL.

>>936334983
germans still incredibly butthurt about a cartoon

>>936334990
Nigga I work for a power company in a libshit state so they all want “green energy”. Then when it gets implemented the same libshits cry about their electricity bill going up by 15% because they don’t understand how federally regulated utilities make their money.

Fuck off.

>>936334949
>scatfags
When have they not been
>Mmm ja das ist gut scheiße

>>936334970
>capacity

>>936334994
there are some parts of the quarry that were depleated of coal. the thing is that they replanted trees all over and now there's actually a forest with deer and other mathers of wild critters. but yeah, dad always says that it looked like the surface of the moon.

>>936334960
its been so long since I've heard that song...

>>936334947
>>936334960
BEELZEBUB HIMSELF WILL FEAR
THE BAGGER 288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0tbhinmnik

>>936334945 (OP)
>>936334968


because fick ja

>>936334986
They succeeded retard, and German energy policy has been the most embarrassing blunder of the century

>>936335195
>lose
>declare victory
embarrassing. last time I checked it still wasn't classified as green and probably never will be

>>936334984
correction then:
no one that matters says that

>>936334945 (OP)