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Anonymous No.936335922 >>936336082 >>936336287 >>936336448 >>936336979 >>936337526 >>936340849
What is best in life?
Anonymous No.936336082 >>936337037
>>936335922 (OP)
To crush your enemies see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of their women
Anonymous No.936336287 >>936336805
>>936335922 (OP)
Piping hot lasagna.
Anonymous No.936336448
>>936335922 (OP)
when your ass itches and you scratch it by farting
Anonymous No.936336537
Washington-grown cherries. Not joking. Washington is governed by clowns and Seattle tops my list of cities I would like to see destroyed by an asteroid, but goddamn your cherry farmers know what they're doing. Little burgundy fuckers are delicious.
Jim Davies No.936336805
>>936336287
Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait
The earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool
Neanderthals developed tools
We built a wall (we built the pyramids)
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries
That all started with the big bang (bang)
Since the dawn of man is really not that long
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song
A fraction of a second and the elements were made
The bipeds stood up straight, the dinosaurs all met their fate
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and Pangea, see ya wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang
It all started with the big bang
It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will pause and start to go the other way
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it won't be heard
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang
Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating how we're here, they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy (Descartes or Deuteronomy)
It all started with the big bang
Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang
It all started with the big bang
Anonymous No.936336979
>>936335922 (OP)
For me its vaxx maxed retards like you drop dead
Anonymous No.936337037
>>936336082
Crom
Anonymous No.936337526
>>936335922 (OP)
The brief cessation of conscious thought.
Anonymous No.936337715
A glass of good bourbon after a long day of work
Anonymous No.936337936
The satisfaction of a job well done when you've built something with your own hands
Anonymous No.936338388
The knowledge that one's private property is well secured and free from the threat of loss or theft.
Anonymous No.936340849
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