Thread 936337431

/I'm not going to marfa/ edition

>>936337431 (OP)
>not going to marfa
always a good decision

Tummy hurts. :'x

Wigs aren't brave. Men are brave.

ALLISON WAS RAPED

>>936337431 (OP)
*Martha
https://youtu.be/y9Mse62NFl4?si=me05JCscjNKQfbBR

Men like Beady are bravest of all.

>>936337515
unfortunate

she is too adorable

>>936337543
by the irs

they took almost $3k out of my bonus this year :(

had a pb+j and going for my third coffee, cheers

>>936337564
I'll be dead soon (99% chance). :'{{

>>936337603
don't be sad. that was always their money anyway

>>936337647
it happens

>>936337647
inshallah

>>936337690
Way the cookie crumbles I 'spose.

>>936337690
not always. there's many people who have never died yet. and they may not ever die. and if we die before them, we'll never know if they died or not.

>>936337649
someone told me i'll have a bigger tax return next year because of it but i really don't know how all that works

wouldn't feel so sour about it if i thought the money would go to good causes and not the foreverwar

all our taxes are going up next year unless you make 7 figures already

>>936337893
I make 8 figures ($0.0000000) what does that mean for my taxes, up or down?

mfw seriously considering just becoming a homeless bum on a hawaiian island

at least we don't have to bring a gift to jeff bezos's wedding
that makes up for him not having to pay taxes

I'm grateful for the taxpayers who fund my welfare, namaste

>>936337967
List of downsides:
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>>936337952
you're canadian

>>936337967
this guy's got it figured out

>>936338032
i'd rather fund your welfare than fund drone strikes and whatnot tbh

>>936338039
>>936338047
wouldn't even need a blanket

>>936338047
I just asked a question no need for namecalling! ;_;

jeff bezos's wedding costs 50 million dollars.
he doesn't seem too smart.
i know for a fact he could've had a much cheaper wedding. he's not too good with money at all.

>>936338105
And pretty much everywhere it'd be hot so no need for a jacket either!

>>936338105
based, war and the pursuit of war is killing us all

>>936338105
can you surf?
>>936338118
sorry, I think it means no change in your taxes

>>936338141
he's stimulating the econmy IDIOT

>>936338171
just a grass skirt and a uke

>>936338206
absolutely

most folks on welfare (in the us, anyway) are employed, and just need help making ends meet 'cause everything is so awful. if there are a few folks gaming the system, it's still cheaper to house and feed them than to subsidize billionaires and death merchants.

>>936338268
not anymore, but i used to be really good at surfing in the artificial wave pool at schlitterbahn

Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos' wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.

Troy giggling and farting and squeezing his nephew's head until it pops like a grape

why

I've seen the phimosis and the damage done

>>936338486
>POPPA BABA

>>936338353
well how are you going to get from island to island?

do you have a Facebook boomer in your life

Most of us are closer to being homeless than we are to being a billionaire.

>>936338568
an elaborate system of ropes and pulleys, along with a boat made of discarded spam containers

allison you've played stranded deep right?

>>936338486
that's how it's all gonna end for him

>>936338634
yeah me
>>936338722
clearly thought this through. godspeed

>>936338429
Couple of years ago, I read jeff had commissioned a $500 million superyacht to be made in his honour. At first I thought that was quite a lot of money to be spunking on a boat. Bored as fuck, I decided to look ol' jeffers up.
At the time of reading, he had a 200 billion fortune, plus on top of that made around 205 million dollars per day. Per. Fucking. Day!! So without having to touch his 200 billion fortune, he could have paid that superyacht off in a grand total of 3 days with just his daily earnings, and he still would have had 115 million left over.
Meanwhile, the folks making him that money are having to piss in bottles as they're too afraid to go to the toilet in case they get sacked.
That's the gap between rich and poor now. It's fucking insane.

>>936338873
i have not

would you recommend?

>>936335807
lel
>>936339084
hi <3

>>936339140
howdy

i'm going to hawaii to become a homeless beach bum

>>936339084
would help in your island adventure

>>936339244
the trailer shows folks spearing big fish and swimming with whales and i like dat

>>936339201
May I visit?

Instead of trying so hard for us to no Beady, maybe we should try just a little bit to KNOW Beady.

Just brainstormin.

>>936339531
yeh but you're gonna have to man an oar

>>936339805
We all know more about you than we'd like already.

>>936339836
minimum life or maximum life, not going to fall for jewish tricks like the niggers in the us did.

>>936339836
I will man your oar, no worries :>
Also I made some 'ghetti for dindins :9
Took a pic for you

>>936338429
>>936338921
That's such a vivid image, and to think they put the money to combat the climate activism and invented cardboard footprint to shift the blame onto the people
But I guess that's cheaper than replacing the infrastructure along with the politics and so many moving parts but the anger is real and valid

What's that saying, a billion dollars is when you build a hospital, a school, get a jet a still have a billion dollars
Problem is that they don't build schools maybe, I dunno. Do people who casually mention taking legal actions against you unionizing in their orientation videos build schools?

It's shtty optics that supposed to break you almost
Let's hate on some Beznos https://youtu.be/aFpfY-EZwFo?si=lBTpkrZzVXa8_Exq

>>936339938
hey, uh...what?

>>936340013
i don't like the idea of you having two spaghetti meals in one week

>>936339798
Would love to lick sweat from her tight ass

cringe

sir control yourself

>>936340104
I very much like the idea of two spaghetti meals per DAY :P
(I won't tho)

>>936340023
kenny!

FUCK SEVERIN

>>936340306
Impossible to control yourself when looking at her

>>936340333
Yeah, you got me throwing blue strips

Bare teets
In the strip club

Throwing ones

At your BICH

>>936340332
i's just makin' a simpsons reference

you do what makes you happy

>>936340571
I know, I was playing on it <3

>you do what makes you happy
I can't

>>936340671
Breeding stock

>>936340571
She has cute nipples

>>936340694
what's on your mind, babbo?

>>936340733
you, sir

are not wrong

>>936340894
I love Maggie boobies!

>>936340862
Need me a franny fuck doll. Everything about her makes me want to breed

>>936340894
10/10 would suckle until my jaw cramps

>>936341053
they're quite nice
>>936341122
don't forget to gently knead
you've got to gently knead

>>936341195
Maggie makes me feel funny down there

>>936341195
I'll gently knead them while tasting how her pussy is

>>936340894
make you permanently happy :3

>>936341195
>>936341241
There i was going to write almost exactly this and you read my mind. Highly Based.

>>936341310
(^///^)

>>936341236
>>936341241
>>936341326

>>936341495
Wowza Maggie! So lewd today Allison!

>>936341495
Delicious looking pussy. Would lick for hours until she asked me to stop

>>936341495
Dinner is served

>>936341625
massive

>>936341625
i am entitled to big teenage tits

>>936341524
feelin' a bit manic today, i s'pose

>>936341529
>>936341535

>>936341625
Literally born to be fucked relentlessly

>>936341705
I know you’re enjoying these pics hehe

>>936341705
Manic is good. Manic could always be really good

>>936341705
ur a good girl

>>936341830
aaaaaaaand now i'm melting (^///^)

>>936341736
>>936341738
mmmmmmmmaybe

cocks out on fridays

>>936341904
cocks in (your mouth)

>>936341904
based cb

>>936341888
Well I’m enjoying them too hehe I can show you on disc if you want

>>936342004
i traded my disc for magic jelly beans

>>936341904
Would love to do anal with her.

>>936341925
YES

going to the movies tonight and giving out blowies in the bathroom

>>936342266
Giving blowies for your favorite celeb?

>>936341625
Absolutely perfect

>>936342185
glukglukgluk

>>936341888
trips of melted cheese on spaghetti

>>936342288
yeah i guess. I dont really care anymore i just want cock
>>936342374

>>936342390
on top of spaghettiiiiiiiii
all covered in cheeeese
i lost my poor meeeaatballll
when babsposter sneeeeezed

no more keeks posting :(

>>936342438
Where are you going? I need a blowjob

>>936342467
I am sorry!

>>936342612
>fucking huge pasties
Clever girl

>>936342559
it rolled off the taaaaaaable
and onto the floooooooooor
and then my poor meeeaaatbaaaaall
rolled outta the dooooooooooor

When I was 17 or so, I decided to try mac n cheese because everyone was mentioning it in the movies and shows I watched
Almost two decades later, I have to admit. I do not understand why people make mac n cheese when bechamel exists

>>936342744
did ya have stovetop mac and cheese or baked mac and cheese? either way the other thing sounds fancier, but baked mac and cheese is pretty good

>>936342744
How's the weather in Bordeaux today?

best tom cruise movie(s)?

>>936342831
I've had all kinds of mac and cheese over the years. It's good, don't get me wrong. But, in order for it to be really good, you have to invest time. And if you invest time cooking fool on fattening kind of pasta, why not make something better
>>936342838
Cosi cosi

>>936342831
Baked Mac and Cheese + Candied Yams are staples at my Thanksgiving. To the chagrin of my doctor at my next nearest appointment
>>936343021
It's an inferno this side of the pond. I would take ambivalent

>>936342982
I want to say Interview with the vampire. Playing anti heroes really suits him for some reason.

>>936342982
my pick would be 'edge of tomorrow' because it's the one action movie of his in which he -becomes- a hero rather than just being one, and it's just a good sci-fi action romp

>>936343021
i've never had the privilege of trying the other dish you mentioned, but google makes it sound very yummy

i don't eat mac'n'cheese much but there's a bbq place here that makes theirs with smoked brisket and it's lovely

>>936343144
you're legally obligated to be super unhealthy on that day

>>936343129
Fleshlight face

hailee is definitely my favorite

>>936342982
Vanilla Sky, for reasons
>>936343194
>Legally obligated
Well I'm nothing if I'm not a law abiding citizen.
>>936343314
Very understandable

>>936343331
I mean how can she not? she fucking perfect

>>936343380
Decent tits, great ass, cute face, actual acting range. Flo has a few of those, but yeah, Sinners drove that point home

>>936343314
>>936343380
I would breed that half breed jewess in a heartbeat

>>936343442
she was fucking hot in sinners
>>936343456
me fucking too, and I hate jews

>>936343285
>>936343194
>>936343193
pastebin


com/AG5VAT71

>thank me later

>>936343529
She's my one exception to the zero kike rule.
Would breed her and treat her like a queen afterwards.... at least until I made her bend over for me again

>>936343575
I love her legs.

>>936343529
>>936343575
I must concur in part and dissent in part. I would gladly do anything and everything with her, but where the hell did the casual antisemitism come from?

>>936343144
It depends on what you are used to, but a big part of Europe is on fire. Both figuratively and literally
>>936343194
Come visit this weekend and I'll make you some lasagna or something

>>936343663
>where the hell did the casual antisemitism come from
Have you been living under a rock these past couple of weeks?

>>936343663
from jews. you don't have to vibe with it man. its fucking 4chan, you are going to get antisemetism, thats just part of it.

but yeah Hailee is fucking hot af.

cool it with the antisemitism

>>936343646
>>936343792
Could eat her ass for hours and still crave more

>>936343816
fuck off
>>936343835
fuck me too

>>936343694
>>936343663
>>936343646
pastebin


com/AG5VAT71

>thank me later

>>936343694
Triple digits (F of course) is when i get miserable. Hope it cools down for you all
>>936343745
I didn't think so?
>>936343792
I don't remember, did we get ass shots in that dress?

>>936342685
nooooo

>>936343870
Not a rapist but would become one the instant I was left alone with her gorgeous face and glorious ass

>>936343913
I can't remember either.
>>936343908
how do I ever get banned on 4chan and this stuff never does. fuck 4chan jannies
>>936343932
she looks like she would like it rough

>>936344002
Cutie

>>936343925
You're up late. He's obviously good company, but still quite late
>>936344007
I'll have to look for it. Nice bikini pic

>>936344007
How could anyone be anything besides rough with her? She's built for it

>>936344053
post it if you find it.
>>936344094
idk man, to an extent I would consider her marriage material. would be amazing to just fucking hold her. But she definitely has a dirty side

nhl draft time

>>936344161
Marry her but still abuse those holes relentlessly every single day

>>936344268
for fucking real

>>936344161
Haven't found one and it looks like it was a promotional post for Tom Ford, so sadly probably doesn't exist
>>936344299
that ass...

>>936344374
god I know. its fucking perfect

>>936344299
Love how she clearly knows that ass is perfect

>>936344299
blacked bitch

>>936344464
>>936344467
oh she definitely knows
>>936344483
damn I am running out. gotta go download more shit.

>>936344535
damn She really is perfect.

>>936344588
She's really trying to milk us all tonight!

>>936344655
she is definitely going to milk me

>>936344718
Me too now...

>>936344742
gonna go a long fucking time for her tonight

>>936344848
We'll see how long I last for this sexy angel

>>936344880
whoever her producer is fucking knows what they are doing
https://youtu.be/DwfPlzQ1x_g

>>936344053
I would say not late enough. Long-ish time no see.

r.i.p. meatball
i hardly knew ye

>>936344934
Slutting her out so we can't resist!

>>936345070
she definitely leans into it too

>>936342612
how is she so pretty

motherfker san jose sharks

>>936345113
Gets off on the attention

Fucking Allison wouldn't even feel gay.

>>936344989
You're still among the living, so I'm glad things are going well. Imagine a world where that wasn't a relevant data point.
>>936345047
An old Jewish saying "do not weep that he is gone, rejoice that he has been here". Then go get another meatball. Or order Domino's.
>that one may not quite be in the Talmud

>>936345195
her tummy is so fucking amazing

>>936345195
Pronebone anal? Excellent idea

>>936345261
Begging to be covered and filled

>>936345207
thou shalt not horn in on thy husband's racket

>>936345202
that's pretty gay, anon (^///^)

>>936345371
her tits need to be covered too

hwaks get frondell. meh. i am whelmed. Fuq the shorks.

>>936345426
They've both clearly stuck their horns in each other's rackets, but clearly what's good for the goose isn't good for the gander or the other gander

>>936345437
Lucky theres two of us to give her what she needs!

>>936339244
>>936338873
>>936337658
Microcephalic face with big eyes.

>>936345541
fuuuck thats hot. she deserves two cocks.

>>936345566
Double teaming her all night long

>>936345530
>be beautiful waif
>marry cara
>cara is absolutely the husband
>sigh

>>936345654
mmmm imagine to cocks pressed in between those tits

>>936345728
two. goddamn I am fucking wasted rn

>>936345728
And in that slutty mouth

>>936345706
I try not to think too hard about just what all Cara has done with and to Margaret, or things risk getting messy.

Allison is very cute and I want to take him fishing with me :3

>>936345815
holy fuck I just got so fucking horny.

>>936345838
the thought of anya joining them makes it extra dangerous for me

>>936345926
i'm gonna catch me a big mouth billy bass

>>936345207
I have been mostly caught up in briefings these days
how have things been going for you?
>>936345202
can confirm it isn't - those moans are pretty girly
>>936345047
I 8 it

>>936345946
You weren't already?

>>936346053
lol I was, just even more than earlier. Was hard for her earlier but now I am fucking throbbing

he housed my meatball

Ms. Swift is a babe.

>>936346113
Well don't stop!

>>936346018
Ironically, also a mountain of meetings, frequently dedicated to how to handle issues arising from the calamitous mess that is the current US federal government. Can't wait for 2028. If it comes.
>>936346003
Cara railing Margaret harness-deep with a strapon as Anya is face deep in her ass. As a hypothetical to illustrate the danger

>>936346194
I just can't stop thinking about both our cocks shoved into that pretty little mouth

>>936346018
>I 8 it
mean

>>936346219
also mean

>>936346249
Mmmfff so tight and sloppy

>>936346339
our cocks pressed together as wwe share her mouth

>>936346003
the rare western Appalachian plapfish

>>936346219
You mean for his third term?
>>936346317
it was so YUM

>>936346439
Leaking on her tongue

>>936346516
as she lickes up and down our cocks

>>936346317
Cara insists that when it's the three of them Anya only speaks Spanish, so when she does come up for air sometimes it's just to say a gasping "si, necesito tu culo". Margaret, of course, is long past being able to talk.
Hypothetically
>>936346497
Does Bavaria need techies? Because otherwise I'll be joining Le Resistance

THEY'RE GETTING HOMOSEXUAL FOR THAT FEMALE DEITY

These stinky feet are now divorced

I've never been a fan of the soulsborne games because I'm bad at them but demon's souls is fun

>>936346591
Feels so fucking good!
Got anywhere else to chat before this thread ends?

>>936346889
sure add me on disc: outdaway89784

>>936346631
Always. I am assembling a team.

>>936346834
California has no common law marriages. But those gigantic tits are now single
>>936346879
Nothing in that series, even Elden Ring, will beat Bloodborne. Without sarcasm, perfect blend of that "miserable" gameplay in a miserable world.
>>936346952
>and that's how i ended up in a "private consulting firm"

>>936347004
what's wrong with providing an integrated service from analysis to solution implementation for businesses and governments all over the globe? I fail to see the issue

>>936343314
Jewish girls are so CUTE

>>936347200
Blackwater is pretty much the devil. Got a plan to make sure we don't end up demons too?

>>936347412
Where would be the fun in that?

>>936347494
>alone time
No surprise those tits aren't being left alone by her bf
>>936347467
Now i know how Night Owl (2) felt

>>936346492
>>936346497
>>936346631
maggie and cara ate anya's plapfish

got it

>>936347598
flawless

>>936347546
Talking about night owl. They lower restrictions on thermal and night vision optics for firearms as well as allowing lasers and flashlights. Lots of opportunities to upgrade some deserving toys. Also I am getting a new gun.

FUCK SEVERIN

new thread
>>936347281
>>936347281
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>>936347692
Each one of these things somehow was less surprising than the previous. There are small town PDs that don't have what you have

>>936347800
kek

>>936347889
Fat nigger

>>936348027
nigga i'm not troy

>>936348052
whatever you say troy

cum

>>936348487
not yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjxzPzrDFSs
hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooly

>>936349011
Fat nigger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SReczGhpu4
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MOMMA HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY.

>>936349505
>>936349505
>>936349505
>>936349505
N-New t-t-thread...

hjhgg

juhhhgygg

jizz