Thread 936340011

S/fur.
Waited long enough, nobody else did.

floof

mby zzz

Gonna do some woodworking soon, gotta put the repaired/upgraded planer through its paces

hi floof

pat pat

>>936341124
hi hi

took a shower

>>936341735
Did you touch yourself while thinking about little girls?

>>936341772
that's private

he touched a penis, therefor nick = homsex

homosex likes smegma

ew

ever since gears talked about how you can cut your foreskin I get nauseous thinking about how people have those

i prefer uncut dicks

ya that's the sole reason we never banged

Oy vey

Ahh, the clothing washing machine robot is dumb and/or broken. Back to washing everything in the bathtub again.

don't tell my boss that I use our competitor's product over our own

Tfw the only soap we have for this is tide pods. and tide pods suck. I might as well eat one.

my sister has no idea how to maintenance the vaccsucc and nearly broke it.

My laundry is so moist that I am unwilling to put it in the dryer; in order to save energy. So on the rack in the sun it goes.
I cannot put the rack in the back yard becasue of puppies. so in the front it goes. now the mail man gets to see my fantastic boxer underwear collection.

at least my sister brought home 4 dozen bagels. So now there is zero space in our freezer.

its late in the day, so my laundry will not get nearly as dry as I would like it to.

>>936343707
Why so many?

Oh the frustrations I have doing basic shit like laundry.

>>936343985
she works at the bagel vendor. at the end of the day they throw away upward of 100 bagels and more. So she does her best to save as many as she can. I sorta applaud her for that.

>>936343707
>>936343623
>>936343612
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>thank me later

Imagine having to do laundry AND being employed full-time.

>>936344050
>>936343986
>>936340011 (OP)
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>thank me later

At the same time?

Imagine having to do laundry AND your coworkers ping you at 6pm because they're "just curious about how you fixed that thing a couple hours ago".

Darwin launders.

Who?

>>936344296
As not one of your coworkers, I am curious what you fixed.

>>936344386
no you aren't

ok, I am your coworker and I'm not interested in what you fixed.

I didn't even fix it. I pushed it off by sending a remote command to restart the customer's thing.
The actual fix I started weeks ago but I'm currently like 4 levels of sidetracks deep that I barely even remember it.

I regret to have learned this and to be sharing it with you.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troon

i must go walk dogs now

>>936345183
later

freshly cooked rice smells a tiny bit like balls

Baked ham?

no, rice
learn2read

No i meant the smell of balls

I figured
I can't recall the smell of baked ham off the top of my head

hi twit, how do you know wut balls smell like unless u gey

pat pat

patty has a vagina??

you dont know that

show your genitals

we're all men here no need for that

>>936345585
Henlo patty
I smell my own

omai

Being sweaty after a long day is not fun

sticky ball syndrome

idk, getting home and point a fan at full blast at your face can be kinda satisfying
assuming you're then done for the day

ya know, i miss dani i hope hes ok

His sweaty balls got stuck on a chair

He got loose after the Save-a-Fox lady died. He then ran out into the road and got hit by a car.

>>936345971
y must u hurt me so

>>936342987
this kills dash

one day I'll learn not to eat and drink so fast

>>936346123
cuz

Dani will get turned into a boomfox
We will rebuild him

>>936346302
lol

He is
THE 6 MILLION DOLLAR BOOMFOX

>>936346314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_dBCsbgyq0

that was weird. something made me randomly think of youtube.

aint it like way past ur bedtime foxxy

I just woke up.

suddenly sleepy

interesting and ball sweat inducing walk.

>>936347112
ya?

>>936347119
the old guy from the fight last week was gettin' beef with another guy on the block. no idea why, i showed up late.

>>936347162
someone needs to kick his ass it seems

>>936347191
I dunno if he's just having a bad week, or he's actually the old douch on the block.

>>936347235
old people tend to be easy to anger

Multi tiddy space cat

god I love boobs

>>936347445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wieStI7kN-I

the search for the idea of what to have for dinner has begun

and then there was the tummy ache...

>>936347758
Them too

>>936347907
dont shit ur pants dawg

>>936347980
thats my nightmare

What did you do to him this time?

>>936348105
He did it to himself, I swear.

>>936340011 (OP)

>Waited long enough

In my mind, that's being read as, "I've already waited too long."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PIi1LWkfDE

>>936348612
cute

Rolled 2 (1d2)

DOUBT

>>936348839
drawn with a heavy dose of the downs

CERTAINTY

More drugs? Sad

>>936349047
Less drugs, more happy

what about drugs that make you happy?

>>936349047
yup
don't care that it's sad
life is sad
that's why I take drugs

but not the 'legal' ones that are prescribed by intellectual professionals.

yall need jesus

everyone knows drugs only work if they're illegal
which is why weed sucks now

Thank God I take legal drugs.

>>936349300
If Jesus was hanged, they'd all be worshipping a noose.

No drugs, only hugs
And maybe fugs

>>936349459
you wanna.... fug?

>>936349494
he's got the hots for dash
keep up

>>936349494
Not like that, I'm talking in general
S9me of us need the fugs and/or hugs

oh... ok... we'll work something out later.

brb 10ish minutes, gotta do something.

>>936349699
enjoy the wank

what I need is a life so I can get serotonin instead of dopamine
that's the real problem

Sargon need more dopamine

I think I'm going to start streaming and making videos

enjoy jank, streamer child

editing is half the fun!

>>936349362

It goes against the nature of a hate crime to murder your victim in a way that is associated with martyrdom and deification. If the noose had been the symbol of Christianity, people who murder for the sake of hate would use any method *except* the noose.

>>936350316

would ride

>>936351014
editing is not fun
but I'm going to have to do it
I'm going to have to learn to not have fun because I want to be a musician, a nuclear engineer, and the proud owner of fun cars
I can do it, I know I can do it, but getting used to not enjoying life is the first steps
I need to remember to study instead of playing video games, I need to beat myself over the head until I get it done, every fucking day
it's time to become someone

Peak is hilarious to watch

>>936351108
the real heros of movies are not the actors, or even the director. its the editors.
I watch all this jootoob crap and I can only imagine how streamlined some of these dudes have gotten. and how hard it was to start and how scrappy it was at the beginning.

Marcel is just some RCT proscrub. but he's really putting in the work to have some half decent editing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdR-aDQB29k

my wife has a reasonably successful youtube channel, she likes editing and stuff
recently she wrote a screenplay and is gonna make an amatuer film

>>936351267
8:45 you can see his editing setup

fuck i want dash to sit on my face until their ectasy is either all over my face or down my throat

>>936351267
they're all important
some people just get paid more than others
I guess I'll have to learn how to edit because I don't think I'll be able to perfectly play songs without some editing tricks, at least in the beginning

>>936351326
that's nice
I suppose it's good to like editing, and other important stuff
I wish I could like the hard work

"wife"

>>936351352
*bonk*
no horny

>>936351402
men can be wives too
there's a term for it: boiwife

two biological dudes calling eachother wife. welcome to 2025

>>936351434
let me make you a hot sticky mess all over mee

when we got married, the judge said "i now pronounce you wife and wife" :3

and then everyone clapped

>you married a dude?
https://youtu.be/2HaAvahMvEs

partner

the concept is foreign to me

whoa e621, wtf did you do to your formatting?!

swiftly reminded that e621 is kinda sucky

wut you doing on e6 to begin with

>>936352101
you're right, i should be browsing FA.

FA gonna go the way of dodo eventually

FA has its problems, but at least it's not *strictly* for porn like e6.
Shame people were to stubborn to use any of the other contenders and instead went to twitter then bluesky.

And bullshitsky is dying very slowly, losing members even

Sure it is Elon.

Clearsky statistics are damning

statistics in my dying platform? its more likely than you think

weird site for someone to make

isn't bluesky just a more user-friendly mastodon node? is that site tracking all federated nodes?

the fediverse isnt real

Semi-feddded, you can't access it through other feds
I might as well be a gayer twitter, only thing going for it the better image quality

>>936352697
>>936352697
>>936352697

I was wrong Truth Social is just Mastodon, but Bluesky is a new protocol started by Jack in 2019.

>>936352611
You'd think you people would be all over data sovereignty but no.