F-Friday N-Night C-Celeb T-Thread: a-afraid o-of our o-own s-shadows a-and s-scared e-editions...

kek bd btfo!!!!!!!

this is the thread

Me BTFO.

>>936349702
subtle

Anyone else shower twice a day?

I started like a week ago and it's kinda cumbersome.

Shower in the morning to smell good/feel fresh, shower at night so you don't sleep in your own filth.

I used to only shower one or the other.
It's all so tiresome.

>>936349851
yeah sometimes, after WORK

>Anyone else shower twice a day?
>
>I started like a week ago and it's kinda cumbersome.
>
>Shower in the morning to smell good/feel fresh, shower at night so you don't sleep in your own filth.
>
>I used to only shower one or the other.
>It's all so tiresome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln7CLzjGL1o

WE DON'T USE THAT WORD HERE

norf dakota just got mentioned in the nhl draft

I had an entire shower, came back and there was one single post since I left.

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY _______

>>936350067
Did you tip a cow to celebrate out however your kind riots

>>936350589
i said "norf dakota niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice."
>>936350502
cringe stealing my phrases

>>936350714
My team of lawyers have informed me that so long as I don't say the last word it doesn't count as stealing.

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY [UNSPECIFIED WORD]

100% legal.

People allowed to use my phrases:
Brocky
Chad
Allison
People NOT allowed to use my phrases:
Beady

>>936349505 (OP)

Thank you based DAN!

>>936351142
<3

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLYYYYYY

>>936351142
>>936351203

Spread pink pussy and puckered asshole when???

>>936351316

Slut!

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY

>>936351339
you have to pay for premium for that

I miss the Evannaposter :C I'll pour a forty of Jameson's out for him

>>936351898
Sniffa erywhere

>>936352050
Fat nigger

>Sniffa erywhere

Any Ana de Armas?
Any Angie Varona?
Any Ariana Grande?

Any Bella Thorne?
Any Belle Delphine?
Any Breckie Hill?

Any Caylee Cowan?
Any Charli D'amilio?

Any Dove Cameron?

Any Emily Feld?

Any Jordyn Jones?

Any Katherine McNamara?
Any Katie Sigmound?
Any Kayla Jones?
Any Kendall Jenner?
Any Kiernan Shipka?
Any Kira Kosarin?
Any Kylie Jenner?

Any Laura Marano?
Any Lili Reinhart?
Any Lily Chee?

Any Madelain Petsch?
Any Madison Beer?
Any Madison Pettis?
Any Malu Trvejo?

Any Olivia Dunne?
Any Olivia Rodrigo?

Any Peyton List

Any Rachel Brockman?
Any Rachel Cook?

Any Sabrina Carpenter?
Any Sarah Snyder?
Any Sydney Sweeney?

Any Victoria Justice?

I would steal one (1) of her white cotton panties every time she did laundry

>>936352425
Didn't ask, weirdo.

>>936352380

I thought that was Kenna being her old goofy self

>>936351824
If you're referring to me I have no idea, I lost my evanna folder a while ago, I only have a few

>>936352119
not celebs

>>936352479
I don't know! ARE you the legendary Evannaposter? We used to be quite friendly :3

Dan don't miss!

>>936352555
yes we used to talk fairly often, you probably mean me lol, I'm around sometimes

>>936352618
Fat nigger

>>936352742
Fat nigger

Awful thread the mentally ill homeless man truly has destroyed this place.

Big nigga choli

>>936352666
I'm so glad you're back, Satan! luv me some Evannaboobies

>>936352814
thanks troy

>>936351855
Pits

I-I-I-I-I really can't i-i-imagine... I-I-I'm a-afraid t-they m-must r-realize t-they h-have n-n-n-no chance t-t-to g-g-g-g-get a beauty l-like m-m-m-m-my girl..

>>936352897
Fat nigger

>Pits

>>936352856
same with those sershey kisses, especially now she's pregnant

>>936353100
Fat nigger

>>936353100
kys

>>936353055
Ahh, so you've seen! 8D

>>936353289
I feel the sake way about this thread

>>936353349
It's quite dejj.

>>936353343
of course! she wears it well

>>936353391
so dejj I misspelled a word and forgot a minji

>>936349505 (OP)
God I hate you

>>936353510
cute minji <33

>>936353430
Admit it.. you wanna squeeze 'em. It's okay, everyone does.

>>936353618
>>936353670
Fat nigger

>>936353645
but of course and use em as fluffy pillows

>>936353835
and just succcc on them for a whole afternoon!

When's Evanna gonna get a big load blown up in her tummy to ripen?

>>936353835
Glad there's some well deserved love for her...

>>936353926
was really thinking the same thing, she'd be super qt pregnant

Holy fking DEJJ.

>>936354061
pregnant AND oiled up AND on all fours in your bedroom, groaning...

>>936354201
Fat nigger

who up rubbin they salami

blerggghhh

>>936354419
seasoning the extended soufflé

>>936354492
Fat nigger

>>936354492
Fat nigger

>>936354203
didnt wanna be rude and just disappear I'm falling asleep tho lol good talking again sershey have a gn

>>936354636
good night!<3

>>936354543
if your genitals resemble a souffle you should see a donctor immediately

just woke up, its midnight, cheers

>>936354806
>donctor

>>936354870
Fat nigger

>>936354878
suhhhhhhh

>>936355013
Fat nigger

>>936354878
My ride just showed up n now I skadoot. Enjoy the thread sleepy emilia anon

>>936355013
>>936355066
Fat nigger

There's no fucking way that was Kate, right?

That would be the first normal post I've seen him make in literal YEARS.

He's probably more high/drunk than he's ever been, it's actually scary.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Hj5tucYv1Q

>>936355263
ugly

>>936355263
I like to imagine her shitting her pants violently at the end of this webm

there was a furry on the bus and their disgusting fake tail kept hitting my leg

>>936355066
thanks

>>936354992
chillin. wbu

>>936355353
should've yanked it

>>936355429
i didnt wanna touch it, they were gross

>>936355388
love that love that. a norf dakota boy got drafted motherfker i told you

>>936354878
Fighting against sleep, it's 5:30, cheers

Emilia helps

>>936355454
the smart solution, don't handle furries without proper PPE!

>>936355454
should've tied it to the seat

I wouldn't have touched it either, that's how you get sick and end up having to go to the donctor.

>>936355559
a full hazmat suit, nothing less
>>936355562
now we're thinkin outside the box

you guys are acting like saying donctor is weird, have you never been to the hospintal

no one said it's weird??

everyone calls it donctor as far as I'm aware.

ps: gotta go the dontist tomorrow

>>936355626
should've chewed up a huge wad of hubba bubba then just really mooshed it into that thing

>>936355658
is it like a caterpillar? can you say that? can you say 'library'?

>don't expect anyone to get the reference
>still feel warm and fuzzy for making it

>>936355626
Proper PPE for handling KNewt is bare hands and lots of lube
>>936355658
>it's a perfectly cromulent word!

My submission for /cel/'s banner/slogan:

>"It's been long since we've had hope."

Thoughts?

>>936355491
quite tragic really, playing his early years on a trash team :(

>>936355816
have that thing looking like lisa simpsons hair when she got gum in it
>>936355838
used to go to the doctorb but wanted a second opinion

M-Me a-and m-m-m-my V-Vic t-talked i-it o-over t-t-today a-and w-we b-b-both a-a-agreed I-I-I don't d-deserve h-h-her... S-She l-likes m-m-me t-t-too m-much t-t-though t-t-to l-leave...

>>936355816
she's busted out the beads!
>>936355913
delicious NewtSuit

>>936356039
I-I r-r-really w-w-wish I k-knew w-w-what t-t-to d-d-do with h-her...

it's so hot in my room, im dying.

>>936355908
hwaqs are on the come up

>>936356081
its a newt suit riot

>>936356123
Welcome to me a few days ago.
I got a dual window mounted fan and it helped a lot.
I take it you don't got AC either?

inspiration struck

>>936355913
except i don't think opening peanut butter around a furry is a good idea

>>936356081
that's how you know the party's started

>>936356162
our only demand: that the suit comes off!

>>936356123
Pumping to her won't help with that

>>936356425
no, that's when the... other beads come out... or go in >:3

>>936356425
they are very familiar with its practical, if disgusting, uses

>>936356435
the people have spoken!

>>936356441
why not?

>>936356217
i do, my door is closed

>>936356493
>>936356495
#palegang

Good evening ladies

>>936356630
sheesh, quite a lot of skin

>>936356495
they're yelling 'take it off, Kat' through those old-timey megaphones
>>936356630
what's gotten into you, that you're posting Allison tummies???

>>936356616
Because you'll be even warmer and more exhausted, she's got that effect

>>936356616
You know you're cooked when it's dark out and it's still hot.
If you're really dyin you could get a (clean) spray bottle and spritz your face and the back of your neck with cold water.

>>936356679
im well aware...

>>936356731
don't have one :/

>>936356665
newt's one to talk
habitual tummyshower

>>936356677
i'm very sleepy but i can't make myself go to bed

>>936356809
Oh geeze. Yeah you're def screwed.
Sorry. ;.;

>can't make myself go to bed
same, feels like i have a pressing issue to take care of

>>936356677
i wish them godspeed and good luck
>>936356848
dont know what you mean, she's a perfectly modest girl

>>936356848
as much as I'd love for you to shower me in pale tummies, a growing (Samoan) boy needs his sleep!
>>936356892
an issue that's been weighing long and hard on your... conscience?

>>936356975
you could say that

>>936356892
only katnewt can make that outfit look so wholesome

>>936356975
ᓚᘏᗢᶻᶻᶻ

Any Ana de Armas?
Any Angie Varona?
Any Ariana Grande?

Any Bella Thorne?
Any Belle Delphine?
Any Breckie Hill?

Any Caylee Cowan?
Any Charli D'amilio?

Any Dove Cameron?

Any Emily Feld?

Any Jordyn Jones?

Any Katherine McNamara?
Any Katie Sigmound?
Any Kayla Jones?
Any Kendall Jenner?
Any Kiernan Shipka?
Any Kira Kosarin?
Any Kylie Jenner?

Any Laura Marano?
Any Lili Reinhart?
Any Lily Chee?

Any Madelain Petsch?
Any Madison Beer?
Any Madison Pettis?
Any Malu Trvejo?

Any Olivia Dunne?
Any Olivia Rodrigo?

Any Peyton List?

Any Rachel Brockman?
Any Rachel Cook?

Any Sabrina Carpenter?
Any Sarah Snyder?
Any Sydney Sweeney?

Any Victoria Justice?

>>936357041
time to start a new hashtag
#splootin4Newton
>>936357048
Delicious straps on that outfit

>>936357048
we have different ideas of wholesome!
>>936357175
splat for kat

im not sure thats going to work bd

>>936357247
lmao, was worth a shot no?

Would you suggest I narrow the list down?

Hot and wet here but have to pump for vicky

>>936357200
I would like to splat alllll over that midriff, BIGLY

>>936357448
i know that feel
intimately

>>936357367
might be beneficial for what youre lookin for

>>936357485
pop the top up
sploot from her cute tits all the way down to her deep navel

>>936357554
Was attempting the machine gun.
I don't think the sniper (one celeb) approach will work.

Mebee SMG approach.

>>936357607
damn good fantasy.
i'm about at that point

tornado warning i'm gonna go out there and fist fight the thing

>>936357689
perhaps you might like to imagine what she'd look like if multiple anons did that before you...

>>936357858
>Family Devastated After Local Farmer Killed By Tornado

>>936357898
yes.. and i just give it the finishing touches..

>>936357858
don't do it bro

i coomed gootnight

>>936357925
I'm sure Kat would smile at the *gallon* or so you'd add to the pale, gooey mess that is her belly

>>936357918
imagine if i won the fight tho bro
>>936357982
why i aint scared

>>936357895
>>936358054
My cock is pleased by these

>>936358070
>Family Rejoices As Local Farmer Merely Sucked Off By Tornado

Mite to time for ol' Beaty to hit the hay.

>>936358168
I <3 Olivia

>>936358091
kek

>>936358070
motherfker

>>936358442
jennaboops

Next thread i'm focusing on tits.

>>936358495
based

new
>>936358581
>>936358581
>>936358581

>>936349615
Who?

shit thread