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Anonymous No.936349505 >>936351142 >>936353578
F-Friday N-Night C-Celeb T-Thread: a-afraid o-of our o-own s-shadows a-and s-scared e-editions...
Anonymous No.936349581
kek bd btfo!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.936349615 >>936358611
this is the thread
Anonymous No.936349650
Me BTFO.
Anonymous No.936349702 >>936349731
Anonymous No.936349731
>>936349702
subtle
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Anonymous No.936349851 >>936349919
Anyone else shower twice a day?

I started like a week ago and it's kinda cumbersome.

Shower in the morning to smell good/feel fresh, shower at night so you don't sleep in your own filth.

I used to only shower one or the other.
It's all so tiresome.
Anonymous No.936349919
>>936349851
yeah sometimes, after WORK
Anonymous No.936349958
>Anyone else shower twice a day?
>
>I started like a week ago and it's kinda cumbersome.
>
>Shower in the morning to smell good/feel fresh, shower at night so you don't sleep in your own filth.
>
>I used to only shower one or the other.
>It's all so tiresome.
Anonymous No.936349959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln7CLzjGL1o
Anonymous No.936350007
WE DON'T USE THAT WORD HERE
Anonymous No.936350067 >>936350589
norf dakota just got mentioned in the nhl draft
Anonymous No.936350502 >>936350714
I had an entire shower, came back and there was one single post since I left.

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY _______
Anonymous No.936350589 >>936350714
>>936350067
Did you tip a cow to celebrate out however your kind riots
Anonymous No.936350714 >>936350868
>>936350589
i said "norf dakota niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice."
>>936350502
cringe stealing my phrases
Anonymous No.936350868
>>936350714
My team of lawyers have informed me that so long as I don't say the last word it doesn't count as stealing.

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY [UNSPECIFIED WORD]

100% legal.
Anonymous No.936350928
People allowed to use my phrases:
Brocky
Chad
Allison
People NOT allowed to use my phrases:
Beady
Anonymous No.936351142 >>936351203 >>936351339
>>936349505 (OP)

Thank you based DAN!
Anonymous No.936351203 >>936351339
>>936351142
<3
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Anonymous No.936351316 >>936351392
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLYYYYYY
Anonymous No.936351339 >>936351722
>>936351142
>>936351203

Spread pink pussy and puckered asshole when???
Anonymous No.936351392
>>936351316

Slut!
Anonymous No.936351504
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY
Anonymous No.936351722
>>936351339
you have to pay for premium for that
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Anonymous No.936351824 >>936352479
I miss the Evannaposter :C I'll pour a forty of Jameson's out for him
Anonymous No.936351855 >>936352897
Anonymous No.936351898 >>936352050
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Anonymous No.936352050 >>936352064
>>936351898
Sniffa erywhere
Anonymous No.936352064
>>936352050
Fat nigger
Anonymous No.936352093
>Sniffa erywhere
Anonymous No.936352119 >>936352503
Any Ana de Armas?
Any Angie Varona?
Any Ariana Grande?

Any Bella Thorne?
Any Belle Delphine?
Any Breckie Hill?

Any Caylee Cowan?
Any Charli D'amilio?

Any Dove Cameron?

Any Emily Feld?

Any Jordyn Jones?

Any Katherine McNamara?
Any Katie Sigmound?
Any Kayla Jones?
Any Kendall Jenner?
Any Kiernan Shipka?
Any Kira Kosarin?
Any Kylie Jenner?

Any Laura Marano?
Any Lili Reinhart?
Any Lily Chee?

Any Madelain Petsch?
Any Madison Beer?
Any Madison Pettis?
Any Malu Trvejo?

Any Olivia Dunne?
Any Olivia Rodrigo?

Any Peyton List

Any Rachel Brockman?
Any Rachel Cook?

Any Sabrina Carpenter?
Any Sarah Snyder?
Any Sydney Sweeney?

Any Victoria Justice?
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Anonymous No.936352380 >>936352454
Anonymous No.936352425 >>936352445
I would steal one (1) of her white cotton panties every time she did laundry
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Anonymous No.936352445
>>936352425
Didn't ask, weirdo.
Anonymous No.936352454
>>936352380

I thought that was Kenna being her old goofy self
Anonymous No.936352479 >>936352555
>>936351824
If you're referring to me I have no idea, I lost my evanna folder a while ago, I only have a few
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Anonymous No.936352503
>>936352119
not celebs
Anonymous No.936352555 >>936352666
>>936352479
I don't know! ARE you the legendary Evannaposter? We used to be quite friendly :3
Anonymous No.936352564
Dan don't miss!
Anonymous No.936352618 >>936352724
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Anonymous No.936352666 >>936352856
>>936352555
yes we used to talk fairly often, you probably mean me lol, I'm around sometimes
Anonymous No.936352724
>>936352618
Fat nigger
Anonymous No.936352742 >>936352787
Anonymous No.936352787
>>936352742
Fat nigger
Anonymous No.936352814 >>936352879
Awful thread the mentally ill homeless man truly has destroyed this place.
Anonymous No.936352818
Big nigga choli
Anonymous No.936352856 >>936353055
>>936352666
I'm so glad you're back, Satan! luv me some Evannaboobies
Anonymous No.936352879
>>936352814
thanks troy
Anonymous No.936352897 >>936353005
>>936351855
Pits
Anonymous No.936352933
I-I-I-I-I really can't i-i-imagine... I-I-I'm a-afraid t-they m-must r-realize t-they h-have n-n-n-no chance t-t-to g-g-g-g-get a beauty l-like m-m-m-m-my girl..
Anonymous No.936353005
>>936352897
Fat nigger
Anonymous No.936353020
>Pits
Anonymous No.936353055 >>936353343
>>936352856
same with those sershey kisses, especially now she's pregnant
Anonymous No.936353100 >>936353112 >>936353121
Anonymous No.936353112
>>936353100
Fat nigger
Anonymous No.936353121
>>936353100
kys
Anonymous No.936353289 >>936353349
Anonymous No.936353343 >>936353430
>>936353055
Ahh, so you've seen! 8D
Anonymous No.936353349 >>936353391
>>936353289
I feel the sake way about this thread
Anonymous No.936353391 >>936353510
>>936353349
It's quite dejj.
Anonymous No.936353430 >>936353645
>>936353343
of course! she wears it well
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Anonymous No.936353510 >>936353602
>>936353391
so dejj I misspelled a word and forgot a minji
Anonymous No.936353578
>>936349505 (OP)
God I hate you
Anonymous No.936353602
>>936353510
cute minji <33
Anonymous No.936353618 >>936353741
Anonymous No.936353645 >>936353835
>>936353430
Admit it.. you wanna squeeze 'em. It's okay, everyone does.
Anonymous No.936353670 >>936353741
Anonymous No.936353741
>>936353618
>>936353670
Fat nigger
Anonymous No.936353835 >>936353926 >>936354001
>>936353645
but of course and use em as fluffy pillows
Anonymous No.936353926 >>936354061
>>936353835
and just succcc on them for a whole afternoon!

When's Evanna gonna get a big load blown up in her tummy to ripen?
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Anonymous No.936354001
>>936353835
Glad there's some well deserved love for her...
Anonymous No.936354061 >>936354203
>>936353926
was really thinking the same thing, she'd be super qt pregnant
Anonymous No.936354200
Holy fking DEJJ.
Anonymous No.936354201 >>936354220
Anonymous No.936354203 >>936354636
>>936354061
pregnant AND oiled up AND on all fours in your bedroom, groaning...
Anonymous No.936354220
>>936354201
Fat nigger
Anonymous No.936354419 >>936354543
who up rubbin they salami
Anonymous No.936354465
blerggghhh
Anonymous No.936354492 >>936354577 >>936354603
Anonymous No.936354543 >>936354806
>>936354419
seasoning the extended soufflรฉ
Anonymous No.936354577
>>936354492
Fat nigger
Anonymous No.936354603
>>936354492
Fat nigger
Anonymous No.936354636 >>936354743
>>936354203
didnt wanna be rude and just disappear I'm falling asleep tho lol good talking again sershey have a gn
Anonymous No.936354743
>>936354636
good night!<3
Anonymous No.936354806 >>936354884
>>936354543
if your genitals resemble a souffle you should see a donctor immediately
Anonymous No.936354870 >>936354972
Anonymous No.936354878 >>936354992 >>936355066 >>936355511
just woke up, its midnight, cheers
Anonymous No.936354884
>>936354806
>donctor
Anonymous No.936354972
>>936354870
Fat nigger
Anonymous No.936354992 >>936355388
>>936354878
suhhhhhhh
Anonymous No.936355013 >>936355056 >>936355087
Anonymous No.936355056
>>936355013
Fat nigger
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Anonymous No.936355066 >>936355087 >>936355388
>>936354878
My ride just showed up n now I skadoot. Enjoy the thread sleepy emilia anon
Anonymous No.936355087
>>936355013
>>936355066
Fat nigger
Anonymous No.936355147
There's no fucking way that was Kate, right?

That would be the first normal post I've seen him make in literal YEARS.

He's probably more high/drunk than he's ever been, it's actually scary.
Anonymous No.936355263 >>936355281 >>936355343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Hj5tucYv1Q
Anonymous No.936355281
>>936355263
ugly
Anonymous No.936355343
>>936355263
I like to imagine her shitting her pants violently at the end of this webm
Anonymous No.936355353 >>936355429
there was a furry on the bus and their disgusting fake tail kept hitting my leg
Anonymous No.936355388 >>936355491
>>936355066
thanks

>>936354992
chillin. wbu
Anonymous No.936355429 >>936355454
>>936355353
should've yanked it
Anonymous No.936355454 >>936355559 >>936355562
>>936355429
i didnt wanna touch it, they were gross
Anonymous No.936355491 >>936355908
>>936355388
love that love that. a norf dakota boy got drafted motherfker i told you
Anonymous No.936355511
>>936354878
Fighting against sleep, it's 5:30, cheers

Emilia helps
Anonymous No.936355559 >>936355626
>>936355454
the smart solution, don't handle furries without proper PPE!
Anonymous No.936355562 >>936355626
>>936355454
should've tied it to the seat
Anonymous No.936355615
I wouldn't have touched it either, that's how you get sick and end up having to go to the donctor.
Anonymous No.936355626 >>936355816 >>936355838
>>936355559
a full hazmat suit, nothing less
>>936355562
now we're thinkin outside the box
Anonymous No.936355658 >>936355816 >>936355838
you guys are acting like saying donctor is weird, have you never been to the hospintal
Anonymous No.936355760
no one said it's weird??

everyone calls it donctor as far as I'm aware.

ps: gotta go the dontist tomorrow
Anonymous No.936355816 >>936355913 >>936356081
>>936355626
should've chewed up a huge wad of hubba bubba then just really mooshed it into that thing

>>936355658
is it like a caterpillar? can you say that? can you say 'library'?

>don't expect anyone to get the reference
>still feel warm and fuzzy for making it
Anonymous No.936355838 >>936355913
>>936355626
Proper PPE for handling KNewt is bare hands and lots of lube
>>936355658
>it's a perfectly cromulent word!
Anonymous No.936355865
My submission for /cel/'s banner/slogan:

>"It's been long since we've had hope."

Thoughts?
Anonymous No.936355908 >>936356154
>>936355491
quite tragic really, playing his early years on a trash team :(
Anonymous No.936355913 >>936356081 >>936356425
>>936355816
have that thing looking like lisa simpsons hair when she got gum in it
>>936355838
used to go to the doctorb but wanted a second opinion
Anonymous No.936356039 >>936356085
M-Me a-and m-m-m-my V-Vic t-talked i-it o-over t-t-today a-and w-we b-b-both a-a-agreed I-I-I don't d-deserve h-h-her... S-She l-likes m-m-me t-t-too m-much t-t-though t-t-to l-leave...
Anonymous No.936356081 >>936356162 >>936356425
>>936355816
she's busted out the beads!
>>936355913
delicious NewtSuit
Anonymous No.936356085
>>936356039
I-I r-r-really w-w-wish I k-knew w-w-what t-t-to d-d-do with h-her...
Anonymous No.936356123 >>936356217 >>936356441
it's so hot in my room, im dying.
Anonymous No.936356154
>>936355908
hwaqs are on the come up
Anonymous No.936356162 >>936356435
>>936356081
its a newt suit riot
Anonymous No.936356217 >>936356616
>>936356123
Welcome to me a few days ago.
I got a dual window mounted fan and it helped a lot.
I take it you don't got AC either?
Anonymous No.936356425 >>936356493 >>936356495
inspiration struck

>>936355913
except i don't think opening peanut butter around a furry is a good idea

>>936356081
that's how you know the party's started
Anonymous No.936356435 >>936356495
>>936356162
our only demand: that the suit comes off!
Anonymous No.936356441 >>936356616
>>936356123
Pumping to her won't help with that
Anonymous No.936356493 >>936356630
>>936356425
no, that's when the... other beads come out... or go in >:3
Anonymous No.936356495 >>936356630 >>936356677
>>936356425
they are very familiar with its practical, if disgusting, uses

>>936356435
the people have spoken!
Anonymous No.936356616 >>936356679 >>936356731
>>936356441
why not?

>>936356217
i do, my door is closed
Anonymous No.936356630 >>936356665 >>936356677
>>936356493
>>936356495
#palegang
Anonymous No.936356652
Good evening ladies
Anonymous No.936356665 >>936356848
>>936356630
sheesh, quite a lot of skin
Anonymous No.936356677 >>936356848 >>936356892
>>936356495
they're yelling 'take it off, Kat' through those old-timey megaphones
>>936356630
what's gotten into you, that you're posting Allison tummies???
Anonymous No.936356679 >>936356809
>>936356616
Because you'll be even warmer and more exhausted, she's got that effect
Anonymous No.936356731 >>936356809
>>936356616
You know you're cooked when it's dark out and it's still hot.
If you're really dyin you could get a (clean) spray bottle and spritz your face and the back of your neck with cold water.
Anonymous No.936356809 >>936356873
>>936356679
im well aware...

>>936356731
don't have one :/
Anonymous No.936356848 >>936356892 >>936356975
>>936356665
newt's one to talk
habitual tummyshower

>>936356677
i'm very sleepy but i can't make myself go to bed
Anonymous No.936356873
>>936356809
Oh geeze. Yeah you're def screwed.
Sorry. ;.;
Anonymous No.936356892 >>936356975 >>936357048
>can't make myself go to bed
same, feels like i have a pressing issue to take care of

>>936356677
i wish them godspeed and good luck
>>936356848
dont know what you mean, she's a perfectly modest girl
Anonymous No.936356975 >>936357041 >>936357048
>>936356848
as much as I'd love for you to shower me in pale tummies, a growing (Samoan) boy needs his sleep!
>>936356892
an issue that's been weighing long and hard on your... conscience?
Anonymous No.936357041 >>936357175
>>936356975
you could say that
Anonymous No.936357048 >>936357175 >>936357200
>>936356892
only katnewt can make that outfit look so wholesome

>>936356975
แ“šแ˜แ—ขแถปแถปแถป
Anonymous No.936357146
Any Ana de Armas?
Any Angie Varona?
Any Ariana Grande?

Any Bella Thorne?
Any Belle Delphine?
Any Breckie Hill?

Any Caylee Cowan?
Any Charli D'amilio?

Any Dove Cameron?

Any Emily Feld?

Any Jordyn Jones?

Any Katherine McNamara?
Any Katie Sigmound?
Any Kayla Jones?
Any Kendall Jenner?
Any Kiernan Shipka?
Any Kira Kosarin?
Any Kylie Jenner?

Any Laura Marano?
Any Lili Reinhart?
Any Lily Chee?

Any Madelain Petsch?
Any Madison Beer?
Any Madison Pettis?
Any Malu Trvejo?

Any Olivia Dunne?
Any Olivia Rodrigo?

Any Peyton List?

Any Rachel Brockman?
Any Rachel Cook?

Any Sabrina Carpenter?
Any Sarah Snyder?
Any Sydney Sweeney?

Any Victoria Justice?
Anonymous No.936357175 >>936357200
>>936357041
time to start a new hashtag
#splootin4Newton
>>936357048
Delicious straps on that outfit
Anonymous No.936357200 >>936357448
>>936357048
we have different ideas of wholesome!
>>936357175
splat for kat
Anonymous No.936357247 >>936357367
im not sure thats going to work bd
Anonymous No.936357367 >>936357554
>>936357247
lmao, was worth a shot no?

Would you suggest I narrow the list down?
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Anonymous No.936357431
Hot and wet here but have to pump for vicky
Anonymous No.936357448 >>936357485
>>936357200
I would like to splat alllll over that midriff, BIGLY
Anonymous No.936357485 >>936357607
>>936357448
i know that feel
intimately
Anonymous No.936357554 >>936357626
>>936357367
might be beneficial for what youre lookin for
Anonymous No.936357607 >>936357689
>>936357485
pop the top up
sploot from her cute tits all the way down to her deep navel
Anonymous No.936357626
>>936357554
Was attempting the machine gun.
I don't think the sniper (one celeb) approach will work.

Mebee SMG approach.
Anonymous No.936357689 >>936357898
>>936357607
damn good fantasy.
i'm about at that point
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Anonymous No.936357858 >>936357918 >>936357982
tornado warning i'm gonna go out there and fist fight the thing
Anonymous No.936357895 >>936358083
Anonymous No.936357898 >>936357925
>>936357689
perhaps you might like to imagine what she'd look like if multiple anons did that before you...
Anonymous No.936357918 >>936358070
>>936357858
>Family Devastated After Local Farmer Killed By Tornado
Anonymous No.936357925 >>936358059
>>936357898
yes.. and i just give it the finishing touches..
Anonymous No.936357982 >>936358070
>>936357858
don't do it bro
Anonymous No.936358054 >>936358083
i coomed gootnight
Anonymous No.936358059
>>936357925
I'm sure Kat would smile at the *gallon* or so you'd add to the pale, gooey mess that is her belly
Anonymous No.936358070 >>936358091 >>936358442
>>936357918
imagine if i won the fight tho bro
>>936357982
why i aint scared
Anonymous No.936358083
>>936357895
>>936358054
My cock is pleased by these
Anonymous No.936358091 >>936358271
>>936358070
>Family Rejoices As Local Farmer Merely Sucked Off By Tornado
Anonymous No.936358168 >>936358240
Mite to time for ol' Beaty to hit the hay.
Anonymous No.936358240
>>936358168
I <3 Olivia
Anonymous No.936358271
>>936358091
kek
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Anonymous No.936358442 >>936358485
>>936358070
motherfker
Anonymous No.936358485
>>936358442
jennaboops
Anonymous No.936358495 >>936358532
Next thread i'm focusing on tits.
Anonymous No.936358532
>>936358495
based
Anonymous No.936358586
new
>>936358581
>>936358581
>>936358581
Anonymous No.936358611
>>936349615
Who?
Anonymous No.936358750
shit thread