Thread 936361339

how do i aim my revolver in my mouth to make sure i instantly die and dont just become a vegetable suffering for decades until someone pulls the plug

use a shotgun instead
better yet, make yourself useful and death by cop
make sure you get a few of them first

>>936361381
a slug shot im guessing? and no im not a violent person i want to die peacefully alone

>>936361339 (OP)
How old are you? Why do you want to die?

>>936361712
29 in a few days, I dont know why youd want me to spread my misery onto you but here you go, ive been suffering from worm parasites badly for 2 years, i just got scammed out of 900 that i needed from a fake trademark attorney, the world is just getting worse and more expensive, i dont have a job friends or family or father or connections or skills, if my elderly mother died tomorrow id be homeless, its over for me

>>936361927
29 rn. 30 next month. No job for two months and my family treats me like shit. Only one of my mom's kids who haven't moved out. As bad as things get, I dont see myself ever wanting to die. I always want to know why someone else would though. How bad are your worms? That's the only thing I'd contemplate offing myself for tbh.

>>936361339 (OP)
You must point the barrel at the soft, squishy spot of your palate, deep inside your mouth. DON'T aim at the hard part.

If you do it wrong, the bullet could just come out of your nose and that would permanently disfigure you, and it woldn't be a pretty sight.

Either way, don't do it. Get psychiatric help, dude. Don't pull the trigger.

>>936362094
they wont die, ive taken many horse dewormers and medications and herbs and tinctures, i have some incurable exotic worm species that goes in my asshole at night and wiggles around and keeps me awake and makes their own tunnels in my body, when i used to work they would keep me up all night from 1 work day to the next, it hasnt been as bad lately but they are still there, probably about 7 or so doctors have turned me away by now
>>936362105
thanks either way

>>936361927
You are forever dead anyway. You can as well postpone it a few years

Point to the klef in your mouth the top part. And go up divet. Bump. Shoot the bump and try to aim to a temple as the exit.

>>936362230
I understand your suffering. Still feel like killing yourself would be a waste though. Suppose this is something that'll take years to fix and you're actually on the brink of being worm free?

Bro I thought this was a joke and shit. But don't kill yourself. It's not worth it. It sounds cliche but there are greater ups than you've experienced. And the lows won't ever amount to what the greatness that will come is. I'm sorry for the responses. Please seek help and look into nature and not people if nothing seems to. What has you feeling this way ?

>>936362230
What's your diet looking like ? Try to pick you fitness up with strength training. I've always found when I was sad. Lifting heavier makes me happy. You gotta do a good probiotic and kill cycle. Find out what worms they are and kill them then shit them out then kill them some more and make a new habitat. And make sure you write your days down so they don't turn into one. Even if it's discombobulated. I have that issue and just make little tinkers and play scripts in between writing my meloconlies down. Meloncohy to melody has a close ring to it. Just the things we do as we wait for a greater goal to appear. Death isn't the goal. It's just the ends of the line. Move some stuff in your life around also. There are people who want to see you succeed. There are people who are happy when you're WINNING. just get back in the race bro.

>>936362749
pic related mostly, once in a while a steak, corn chips and potato chips, yogurt, eggs, frozen chicken wings, i try to make a giant blended healthy drink from lots of fruit and ginger tumeric garlic to, fruit juices or lemon water alot of the time, weed, working out slightly helps, i have weights but havnt done it in a month or 2

>>936361927
go punch a cop in the face, if you're in jail long enough, they'll deworm your ass and you'll have somewhere to sleep and three square meals a day until you're released in probably 2-5 years

alternatively, if you do decide to go through with it, smaller caliber is probably better, you want it to bounce around your skull, not just go straight through to lower your chance of survival. You could also just lay in a kiddie pool with some dry ice or sit in your car with a big bottle of N02, both of which are painless, peaceful, and won't leave your disfigured body for your elderly mother to find

>>936363172
Theyre just going to be the same as the other doctors that told me to fuck off essentially

>>936363152
Bro that's gonna be a large part and where your Mexican ass worms come from. You need to switch out a little. It's too processed. Have you seen what American processed food does to people ? It ruins their bodies and your health is wealth. I'm no food expert that way but I can write you out a better meal plan bro. I know it's hard to pop up and pop out to get a good meal in and get to going but rice beans steak and potatoes will never steer you wrong. It's simple and traditional that way. Rice and chicken and broccoli help too. It's quick it's easy and you can make it a lot of times from one meal. Have you tried to like prepare some more food dishes on your spare time it may help to be more intertwined and controlling of your day. Check out some recipes and stuff too. I wanna make a handmade cook book that's what keep me motivated too. Bro how do you feel about beets in a can ? The weight of our own body is the hardest weights to bare. But try to start slow and do push ups and sit ups. You can do that in bed. Grab a chair and lift it up and down from far then close too. But diet is a lot of the aspect of being healthy. If you eat like shit you'll feel like shit. I try to keep my list to things I can read and identify. I hate eating processed snacks. How are you preparing those wings too ? And do you only eat like a one course meal ? Burrito then sleep ? Wings then sleep ? I like mashed potato with steak some veggies and then I enjoy like bread with water to bring my meal together. I eat tacos a lot too. Not as a cheat but I like use tacos like chips. And don't forget fish is good for the brain

>>936363509(BRO ITS ME!) >>936363152
This sounds crazy. But try to use a state recipie list. This is like all the nutrients you need and then CICO it off too and then check back in with me. I feel better on state tray diets. What do you think about that list ? Can you make additions to it at all ? I think it's Mona Lisa high quality.

>>936361339 (OP)
Don't go out, they're starting project/operation bluebeans, whatever you do don't board the ships.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MBkuSFLbKgw

>>936361339 (OP)
a revolver is for killing or maiming another person. if you are not using a landmine or a grenade, to end your suffering. you are doing it wrong.

>>936361339 (OP)
You point it at the back of your head

>>936363556
lol I dont know if i can make 3 meals a day like that, im more a throw some frozen shit in the oven once or twice a day and drink a liter of lemon water type of person
ive gotten way more support than i expected on here, so thats nice
>>936363773
how can anyone possibly do that, and also i saw a brown guy on a webm after he shot himself in the side of his head and he was still alive anyway

>>936363308
nah man, if you start spreading ass worms around the place, they'll figure it out

>>936363889
thanks good point i guess, going to prison wasnt on my plans but i guess thats always a backup

>>936363787
>how can anyone possibly do that
Turn your head to the side and put the gun against the back of your head, some lady did it on the news

>>936363787
lol I'm glad that b has changed its tone. But let's try something smaller then so you can at least have a larger portion set and choice. Make a big ass tub of mashed potatoes and grits and eat that for breakfast and lunch.
Canned vegetables and broccoli are quick and easy too and can be paired for lunch and dinner.
Then make the meat fast and at once and you can cook the pasta in 7-8 minutes. Like grab a 10lbs of ground beef and cook it right away and you can just freeze and thaw the meat to cook into the pasta or whatever other meal you were making and eventually you should grow the strength and energy to make the whole chart. It's like learning how to work with food and nutrients.
Then the other parts are like apple sauce pudding and Sammie's. That should be too bad to prep out. And don't forget to throw a few salads in the mix it'll always help get more life energy and shit back when you're bogged down and foggy the other ways. It's quick and raw.