https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laXeOBiovcc
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They have taken my safe space from me
>>936364075 (OP)Don't go out, they're starting project/operation bluebeans, whatever you do don't board the ships.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MBkuSFLbKgw
STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO IM BOARDING THE SHIPS
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I've reached out to tay so many times, I've given up. given up on cara aswell. given up on meika. but somehow lily still lives inside my rent head rent free.
what the fuck is it about driving that makes us so sleepy all the time
>>936364386that's your answer to everything. "meds"
stupid fucking doctors
they don't know shit
CHOLI STOP WATCHING YOUR MOOBIE. NEW OTTER VID DROPPED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhCdiulUMMI
I want scaffolding for the pool
>>936364713brother i was watching that when it was just uploaded. i never miss a kota upload.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btBhY58GIlg
new saki too
>>936364721
>>936364796>i never miss a kota upload.based and mustelidae pilled.
>>936364828I can't. It would kill me.
>>936364848She speaks for all of us.
I MUST HAVE MY AUDIENCE YET I MUST NEVER BE SEEN IN THE FLESH
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bedtime for the ol choli. gngn
>>936364912sweet dreams choli.
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>>936364215anyone interested in pumping together on call for Jenna, Emilia Clarke, orrr others?drop your tg or sess~
>>936364848ferret wisdom, priceless
>>936365028get back to your containment thread
>>936364899get back to your containment thread
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"Angry? Defenseless? Ugly? Lonely? Suicidal? Repeating psychotic nonsense isn't working? Just post children and talk to yourself about masturbating to them all weekend" - Troy & Jacobtard
"Angry? Defenseless? Ugly? Lonely? Suicidal? Repeating psychotic nonsense isn't working? Just post in a pedo thread that mods are refusing to remove despite multiple reports - The Primeโข Minister.
You deleted the post where you asked for teeth test. You know, the one where you left your name on.
It can be our secret.
what's your favorite kinds of violence
religious violence? sexual violence? political violence? other??
also whats your least fav
if you have
>>936365255why do u always try and keep track of everythin every one here does? like when was the last time u went outside or met a friend?
>>936365351best i can do is captain kangaroo
>>936365340About as likely to happen as mods nuking the pedo thread that's been up for four hours.
No country is going to deploy nuclear weapons anytime soon.
(MFW the captcha says 'JAP')
>>936365351best i can do is a naked whore.
>>936365362yeah, that'll work
thanks
>>936365400So you finished fapping in your little nonce thread then did you?
Turn your silly name off next time you ask for teeth test it makes a mockery of you pretending you're not a nonce.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWxz0DunArw&list=PLDNtAuXIhbEPxYtu3yzTqwuWilajX8YOD
>>936365432I know you're too much of a pussy to answer this honestly, but doesn't being a pedophile who calls the people who mock him for being a pedophile "pedophiles" just make you hate yourself even more for being a pedophile? I mean, you have nothing, so you desperately resort to obsessively calling them the worst thing you can think of, which just so happens to be the thing you are. You've gotta be doing a serious number on your own already crumbling mental health lol
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>>936363886Because Choli and his stupid bloody otter vids he made me subscribe to.. let me take one of your stupid posts and make it relevant to the person you stalk.
This post will prove I watch too many movies and trigger the literal piss out of you into thinking I'm your boogie man. You're welcome:
>My wig fell off while watching Dance MomsWhy would jacobfag watch Dance Moms? Maddie Ziegler was on that show. He hates her because, in his own words
>"That dumb fucking goofy looking bitch ruined The Book of Henry".The Book of Henry, being a movie featuring two of his little boytoys Jacob Tremblay and Jaeden Martell.
---
You're welcome. I took your stupid non-lore post about a pedophile who hates himself almost as much as you probably do and made it work.
I said you'd spend all Saturday doing this. Seems I was right.
OMDiddly fucking goshy.
>>936365565don't make him type words again
>>936365565Fuck you pedophile cunt
>>936365625fuck you pedophile cunt
>>936365565Wouldn't it be best to direct that question to the pedophile who spends all day stalking jacobtard - a pedophile he claims to hate - and who is currently fapping to 12 year old millie bobby brown?
Nah you tell me "I'm" projecting or some shit.
See y'all lunchtime when he's still doing this.
>>936365635Anon asked a question you can answer
>>936365565Take your meds. I believe they make ones that can lower your libido.
>>936365521My Love.......
>>936365565It's a pedophile calling himself a pedophile
>>936365674No that would be the anon who vanished off the face of the Earth for six months and came back and immediately started shitting all over these threads with namefag drama and obsessing over jacobfag.
Now call me some retarded shit; speed of these threads it'll still be up in six hours.
>>936365625>i know every thought that jacobtard has i know every opinion he has every move he makes i remember every postyea you're not him at all
>>936365709Say bye another 900 times pussy lol
>>936365685That would be this person
>>936365424>>936365400Who dun goofed over in that pedo thread that mods sill haven't removed. Silly pedo asked for teeth test with his silly name on.
Ooops
>>936365709you never went anywhere
>>936365711>>936365723>>936365727>>936365742Look at you being a lil nonce defender.
(that's enough, threads are ruined for the next six hours. sooo easy).
>>936364215I mean this with zero hate btw! Can someone please tell me why they find Jenna Ortega attractive? I want to understand what people see in her cause so far I'm confused!
>>936365625>This post will prove I watch too many movies and trigger the literal piss out of youI really am incredibly good at this. What's left of these threads ruined, four other type of thread I hate now subject to talk of chins and mutilated penises, and the few remaining anons who are normal are totally annoyed with it all.
Excellent. Bonus qt monke for my work.
>>936365756yea because you will be doing this the rest of the day
no one is defending you
thanks jacob
I CONTROL YOU ALL
YOU ARE THE ANGRY PEDOPHILES WHO NEVER LEAVE
>>936365797Open the catalog, there's a thread with people who seems enjoy her. including the anon above this very post. He made a goof.
I am incredibly based at refusing to grow a chin. It was all planned. This is my design.
>>936365373it will happen one day, inevitable since the first detonation
as for that pedo thread, I'm aghast it's been up so long
ONE OF THESE DAYS I WILL FIND OUT SOMETHING ABOUT YOU I WILL DOXX YOU AND YOU WILL BE THE TRIGGERED ONE YOU CUNT IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR PEDOPHILE PEDOPHILE PEDOPHILE
>>936365832Eh I'll try posting there and seeing why people find her attractive
In the meantime, any celebrities this thread wants?
I myself have chin, and have found no clear benefit in its presence
>>936365797what do you find unattractive about her? she isn't ugly, people have different taste
>>936365930It's not even that I find her unattractive! That's what confuses me, I don't think she's ugly, but I don't understand the hype behind her looks
You know, it's kinda hard just to get along today
Our subject never wins, but he fakes it anyway
He may not have a chin and he is a pedophile
But everything he lacks, well, he makes up in denial
>>936365968Put to oneside the fucking namefag drama and retard vs retard violence and these threads are their own little bubble when it comes to taste. There are lots of people who are posted here daily who 99% of people outside of chan culture know.
Black coffee and black cocks, another beautiful morning of fapping in Chicago
>>936365878I can only hope it's a honeypot thread.
>>936365968could be a popularity thing, she was in some popular shows and movies, kind of a scream queen it girl for a while
also pedophiles like her, hence being posted here alot
>>936366034Gotcha! Just wanted to share someone people could gravitate towards/like is all lol
>>936366098For two years every celeb thread started with three pictures of brie larson and a nine year old boy.
Nobody likes brie larson.
Post your celebs anon.
>>936366131Is it a secret plan to fix the economy?
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>>936366145>fix the economy?I think you'll find it was a plan to fight inflation but cute reference anyway.
>>936366091I'll just chalk it up to both those things then, current hotness and her rather.... Youthful appearance then
>>936366128I like Brie Larson lol
>>936366176Huh. Well that's embarrassing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8xbn7PfdkQ
Ugly pedophile calling himself cute
>>936366234HE!1!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!11 KEK!! KEK!! KEK!!
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GOOD MEME
SORRY I MEAN
GREAT MEME
GR88888 FUCKING MEME BRO I WISH I COULD STOP LAUGHING BUT I CANT MAN!!!!
NICE MEME IMMA REPOST TO REDDIT LELELELELE TY FOR LE KARMA XD
XD
LE UPBOAT
XD
WAIT TIL LE DERPINA HEARS ABOUT THIS
XD
EPIC MEMEING /b/ro BAZINGA BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!1 i used to be a christmas but then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^( BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise. fucking epic ass meme i love that fucking meme so much man wait let me just gets crack pipe out smoke some of that good 420 shit :) rips a bong AHHHHHHHHH YES!
that sure hit the spot ok now repeat that fucking epic ass M E M E
>>936366292Thread like that ironically the only one from these threads who likes them young who wouldn't be interested is the one some of the cringe insult posts were directed at.
When I look back upon my life
It's always with a sense of shame
I've always been the one to blame
For every kid I long to do
No matter when or where or who
Has one thing in common too
It's a, it's a, it's a... it's a chin
It's a chin
>>936366394This woman with her tits out is both famous and turns 40 on Tuesday.
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? Sir this is a celeb thread.
Fuck off and take her with you.
>>936366436Joy. Now we can swap one form of retarded autistic posting for another. Aren't we lucky?
>>936366428God's work, that's what
So many ugly chinless men developed a sense of humor they use to attract a partner. Why didn't I?
>>936366327Huh? Who are you talking about
>>936366478Ironically, I can legit imagine Anna Kendrick say that and mean it
>>936366497Go in peace, glorifying the Lord by posting Lรฉa and her glorious tittys.
All I developed was shame and anger and denial. It's not fair.
>>936366520Then my work here is done for the day.
>>936366525And here's more Lรฉa for you, good sir.
>>936366591God of all creation,
we offer you grateful praise for the gift of life in the form of Lรฉa.
>>936366509he doesn't even know anymore
I hope a bomb hits Glastonbury and kills them and their friends and their partners because it's not fair.
>>936366641please keep going if you inflate his ego any more his head might explode
>>936366509Anon and I. Myself and Anon. He and I. I and He.
We was were talking about a truly awful thread in the catalog that should have been removed many hours ago. It contains many picture of 12 year old girls. This anon
>>936366692 who once again is wasting his weekend trying to be funny and stalking jtard and troy, somehow found his way into that thread and made quite the number of posts trying to mock the fat diddling nonce.
Hence the irony. Of all the pedophiles who frequent these threads - aka those who like them young - jtard is without doubt the one we can guarantee would find nothing that that thread of interest.
That explain it? Christ on a cracker I was trying to be subtle.
>>936366641She really could make someone crumble with just a look, and yet everything else is just an extra bonus. The figure, the elegance, the status, etc. She's unreal
>>936366761Thank you for all the graces and blessings you have bestowed upon us, spiritual and temporal and let perpetual light shine upon her most glorious of tittys.
So many ugly chinless men developed a sense of humor they use to attract a partner. Why didn't I? Why am I so unfunny?
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Close to a million posts over the course of 15 years and I've never so much as elicited a chuckle.
I just keep growing more hateful and lonely.
Alexa give me the name of the English police force responsible for responding to terrorist threats directed at music festivals.
>>936367035Opps sorry. I'm testing out text to speech and it transcribed the question I asked Alexa.
Y'all can ignore that.
I hope a Glastonbury hellmouth opens and swallows them all. Then who will the loser be? Not I. Not I.
>>936366803Don't forget her glorious booty, not to be confused with her divine beauty.
>>936367078I look exactly like this when I put my wig on
>Report online material promoting terrorism or extremism
You do not have to provide evidence. However it can help an investigation if you include:
* Screenshots
* Links to the website or platform (for example an app)
Thanks Alexa. Give my love to Jeff and his lovely new bride. I hope the pre-nup is secure.
Not enough of Billie Boobmeat
>>936367078I even jut my "chin" out like this when I'm in public
I am going to kill BILLIONS*
*of sperm
Random question. If you want to link to a post here you format it like this, right?
>>936366692
>>936367277Oh, totally random example post btw. And I forgot the board won't actually show the link. But it seems that's how you do it.
You learn something never each and every day here on 4chan dot org.
Tonightโs headliner, Neil Young, will not be televised.
>>93636742712 cum targets
The chinless is within us
>>936367438Wrong, retard.
That was easy enough. 10 / 10 for the UK Government and how easy it is to use their website.
>>936367482Not for too long.
https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/glastonbury/glastonbury-2025-live-the-1975-matty-healy-lewis-capaldi-b2778742.html
>>936367457>>936367544Billie's fat tits are literally pornography
So far these people have been offended by New Year fireworks, Easter Eggs, a Netflix show, Eurovision, Pride Month and now Glastonbury.
Must be exhausting being such a joyless fuck.
>>936367616>Must be exhausting being such a joyless fuck.Fuck sake, J-Tard. I don't even need to say it lol
>>936367616It could be worse. They could hate themselves so much they make a threat of a terrorist nature towards the event on a website on the clearweb.
I mean yeah. Fuck those joyless fucks.
If anyone wants to goon and pump to Billie's fat knockers, disc is bananaorangepeel
Oh and for the people complaining about mods not removing illegal content? You're going to see an example of it in this very thread.
Apparently they delete posts from people who report it though...
Anyway I have to go now. How do you create a google news search alert again?
>>936367655Fuck sake, J-Tard lol
>>936367650>>936367769It can't be both of them anon.
>>936367853Blacked Sabbath
>>936367806Fuck sake, J-Tard lol
>>936367891Fuck sake, J-Tard lol
>>936367891Hopefully you've been using a VPN.
I mean cool name b/ro.
>>936367891>>936367903Samefag. Better hope that VPN doesn't store logs...
>>936367904that mouth stores logs...
I bet jacobtard is a log poster. He's that unfunny
>>936368277didn't ask, beady
>>936368575Just when you think these threads can't get any more retarded.
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A classic, not sure how old this one is
>>936368872He's a horrible anon. You and Milly anon ignore him.
>>936368936imagine defending j-shart
>>936369302a festering mass
Pretending to put on a 12-hour "Spillie" pantomime to annoy the normies when in actual fact you're just playing out your pedophilic fantasies
Jeff Bezos paid 50m for his wedding and gave his new wife over 50m in jewelry while people here are losing their Medicaid and SNAP benefits just so he can get a huge tax cut. Itโs disgusting and just wrong.
>>936369592You're laughing. Troy put his baby nephew in a blender with an 8-pack of hotdogs and you're laughing.
>>936369674Are the people who attended the wedding also bad people?
Why does he ask when he's going to do it anyway?
>>936369797Whatever happened to her? She hasn't been in any movies for a long time.
>>936369963You're welcome.
>>936369980More plastic than person
Throw'r in the ocean with the rest of it
>>936369592I wonder what Shailene Woodley movie she was in 25 years ago that he's seen 157 times and posted webms of on /tv/ everyday for the last 3 years?
J-Tard crying under a soiled blanket because ugly pedophiles have to age and get more ugly
>>936370147You haven't been banned for threatening to blow up a music festival and there's a six hour nonce thread in the catalog. Mods have obviously quit.
Can you do the same and fuck off? Nobody cares about your namefag drama. Just fuck off and let us post celebs in peace.
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>he's seen 157 times and posted webms of on /tv/ everyday for the last 3 years?
This applies to the pic above this post and every other worst Brie that is going to be spammed.
>>936370193where did anyone threaten to blow up a festival?
But there's only one person he wishes he could hide from
>>936370281My bad. Not threaten but hope it happens.
>>936366692Same argument though. Just fucking quit with the namefag shit.
Nobody fucking cares except the sad sack of shit posting every thirty seconds since that post.
>>936370353omg he wished for something bad to happen?!!! call the police!!!! you pussy bitch
>>936370385enjoy nobody posting here because the second you do there's a fucking one in four chance some mentally unwell idiot starts screeching at you.
I mean shit I just fucking posted Keira Knightly. Give it five mins and that'll piss someone off.
Gonna be a hot one out there today boys, let's remember to apply our sunscreen we just bought.
>>936370516You can fuck off too you annoying cunt.
>>936370481no music festival is safe from this mans thoughts!!!! you fuckin idiot bitch
my hero is Neil Young and i also like Rod Stewart a lot so i definitely don't want Glastonbury to get bombed
that being said, that crazy Anon didn't say he was planning to bomb it only that he wishes it would happen, which i don't believe is a crime.
i believe in freedom of speech even if i don't agree with what is said.
>>936370584you're assuming any of them are American. This sounds like two eurofags fighting to me
>>936370590Here last one. Between beady waking up and getting ready to shit all over the thread and the namefag bullshit drama I'm not feeling it.
Sorry.
keira posters are consistently the best posters in these threads
have been for years
He is one VPN click away from being in any country he chooses
But wherever he goes, there he is :(
>>936370716>filenamesans bra too
>>936370562whatever dude. I'm not going to complain about namefag bullshit and drama and get into a fucking argument with you. Enjoy what the rest of the day has to offer in 30 second increments.
You win. You da man.
Also reminder to re-apply your sunscreen every two hours, not just once in the morn. You won't get the broad spectrum UVA and UVB protection your skin needs otherwise.
Reality is seeping in, just as his ooze seeps out
>Complains about drama.
>He is the only one causing drama.
Oh dear.
>>936370791Kill yourself.
>>936370866shorts are getting too tight
He realized how unhealthy and self-destructive his behavior today has been and he just wants everything to stop
Please he just wants to play normal for a few hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3u5iYVXFNE
YOU did this. YOU. You pussy pedophile bucket of excrement.
Imagine spamming a thread when it was three posts away from hitting bump limit.
no glastonbury next year
returns in '27
Just make the new fucking thread parker so you can post whatever kardashian cunt you want to see.
>>936370866more tit slut skylie
>>936370772i don't go outside
Thank God Beady turned up. J-Fart was ready to rope himself.
jesus motherfucking christ
>>936370542>>936370546Because he needed an excuse to be a prick?
>>936371195Thank God you're here every waking minute of the day to update us on the mental health status of the fat fucking faggot you're obsessed witih.
>>936371257>inb4 he thanks you Jacob.
beady you like the kardashians? is that true, bro?
>>936371257Ease up on the repetition of things anons mock you for, J-Fart. It's very angry Troy behavior lol
>>936371286>>936371257You can't hide from yourself :(
>>936371286stalker anon did NOT like that. I wonder what delights await us in the next thread?
Glasto lineup sucks
the 1975 sucks
>>936371371dude u have been stalkin bd for like 3 yrs
my favorite elle pic gets me yelled at so i'll post this one
>bye
>*farts into chair again*
>bye
>>936371425You're in a celeb thread. Pick a fucking celeb odds are some retarded faggot will think you want to fuck a little boy.
>>936371489I think it's because they hit the wall. Finn was hecking cute in S1 / S2 which coincides with his best performances. As he has gotten uglier his performances have got worse.
Same with Noah. Soooooo cute in S2 where he carried the show. Now? ugly AF and his cringe attempts at emotion were terrible.
>>936371489nah i'm not gay like that
>>936371513Stop! He's already dead inside!
>>936371528no one knows who you're talking to
BEADY IS OFFICIALLY PISSED
>bye
>*farts into chair again*
>bye
>>936371569Feel better now? Got that folder of OnlyFans whores and Z-List models ready to rock and roll in the next thread?
>>936371650no one knows who you're talking to
he will now gay roleplay with himself for the remainder of the day
my sweetie pie olivia rodrigo is at glastonbury so i'll have to watch that tomorrow
If mods did their job and banned the people in the pedo thread that's been up for the last 7.5 hours this thread wouldn't be at bump limit.
i like pics of elle with dakota so i can jerk to both of them together at the same time
>>936371748probably cause i doubt its called "the pedo thread" and you won't say the title of it so they won't be able to find it
nice going midwit
>>936371824If only there was another way you could alert mods that there's questionable shit in a thread.
like a bat signal or some shit? Maybe a report button? I dunno.
>>936371886if you go to you
tube and type in 'vocal fry in real life' you'll get lots of videos
>>936372571ok but how does that it explain it being over four hours since i hit the report button on a series of posts and mods doing nothin aboot it.
>>936365797She's hot as fuck, dumbo