Thread 936366846

>>936366846 (OP)
Should've used this one

>>936366847
Based Cat teaching that retarded man-child a lesson.

>>936366847
Cat wanted xbox

>>936366850
insert Cap's speech but replace tree with dam

>>936366850
The charges?

>>936366847
why did you speed it up

>>936366852
they found a harddrive with 200 GB of child porn in his dam

>>936366852
>europe
It probably said something mean about a rapist.

>>936366856
obsessed mutt

>>936366852
he didn't give a dam

>>936366853
what actually happened there

>>936366847
So fucking funny. Cats can sense fake attention whoring. I've seen so many pummel their e thot owners when they're trying to be cute on camera

>>936366852
>"Call the cops I don't give a dam!"
>existence revoked

>>936366850
Can't a man walk down the street?

>>936366860
>orange
every time

>>936366862
>enemies can charm you with their exotic dances

>>936366861
the cat tripped him. He is a murderer.

>>936366850
>enemy is immune to physical damage
I love watching people that have 0 experience with animals trying to catch them, I think 911 has animal control or something.

>>936366860
Cat boxing is so funny truly blessed creatures unlike d*gs

>>936366861
fishtail out of the corner. guy was a braking a bit too hard

>>936366852
Damming without a license

>>936366859
Beavers don't destroy the environment, they create ecosystems. They can destroy OUR environment, an environment we made by destroying the environment. Don't gaslight the beavs

>>936366872
>>936366859
why are they like this?

>>936366846 (OP)
he's literally me

>>936366874
they operate almost entirely on instinct

>>936366874
Faustian spirit

>>936366847
Naw, that cat was teaching him a lesson

>>936366854
that's the normal speed

>>936366874
Sometimes you just gotta dam

>>936366874
very gnawty

>>936366853
Why did he do it?

>>936366860
When they're batting each other with their beans and no claws, is it just playing?

>>936366857
struck a nerve huh

>>936366847
holy BASED

>>936366852
Exposed "beaver"

>>936366881
For some reason I thought it was going to eat his wedding band but the little goober was just there for the salt

>>936366876
>instinct
*morphogenetic resonance

>>936366873
Did he get consent from the tree for felling him?

>>936366873
>They can destroy OUR environment, an environment we made by destroying the environment.
So why is it when we build dams it's bad, but when beavers build dams, it's good?

>>936366890
he a good boy, he didn't mean it

>>936366890
Shouldn't have called him a crocker.

>>936366892
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beaver-engineered_dam_in_the_Czech_Republic

>In early 2025, a family of beavers constructed a series of dams that restored a wetland in the Brdy Protected Landscape Area, Czech Republic. Their activity coincided with a government project initially proposed in 2018 to address environmental degradation in the region. The government's project was delayed as a result of bureaucratic and financial issues. The beaver-built dams provided ecological benefits, including improved water quality, enhanced biodiversity, and better water retention, while also saving the Czech government approximately US$1.2 million.[1][2][3]

tl;dr cause they do it for free

>>936366847
Based cat

>>936366873
>they create ecosystems
They change the environment to suit their lifestyle. Areas that were once dry and home to burrowers are now flooded, forcing them to relocate elsewhere.

>>936366846 (OP)
>>936366847
This is why cats are garbage. Is there any legitimate reason they chimped out like that?

>>936366890
How do animals in the wild just eat animals whole and raw like that? Why don't they cook and season their food like humans do?

>>936366850
Bobbies bothering an English man

>>936366892
because we dont do it for stupid reasons

>>936366895
Meanwhile my town floods regularly because of fucking beavers, killing tons of wildlife each spring. It's open season year round on these fuckers.

>>936366900
thats clearly dutch though

>>936366874
They hear running water and gotta stop that sound. Dams stop that sound.

>>936366884
I believe they were fighting, I read some time ago you can identify playful or aggressive acts judged by the way their ears are positioned, if they're flat against the head it's fighting, if the ears are "aiming" forward they're playing.

>>936366852
It looks like Britain, so he didn't have a license for building a dam

>>936366898
They can sense the little bitch in people. You should definitely avoid them.

>>936366904
why don't they just move to where there isn't running water?

>>936366890
Kill yourself subhuman

>>936366899
the smell would attract other animals, then they would have to fight more when they really just want to eat and go back to sleep and dream of being a better animal like a bird.

>>936366890
toxotranny down

>>936366899
dey stooped

What are some other hardworking blue collar animals like the noble beaver?

>>936366901
Beaver claws typed this post

>>936366847
BASED Tendie Cat

>>936366908
Because running water is the devil and must be stopped. Beavers won't rest until all water is still.

>>936366846 (OP)
>>936366847
based cats

>>936366899
Maybe it's a british alligator

>>936366847
Based cat, the cringe was too much indeed.

>>936366862
Funny!

>>936366917
>Running water killed my family...

>>936366913
chihuahuas are so funny, man. just look at that thing.

>>936366874
Why aren't you?

>>936366889
You don't need this autistical esoteric shit. Memories/thoughts are stripped down and compressed then sent to the next generation.

>>936366908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sojlw-BkEFE

>>936366852
local councilor busted him for not having any planning permission

>>936366847
even based cats know snoyshit is garbage trash

>>936366899
They don't need to. They can stomach the raw meat and the bacteria and other shit in it.
>>936366906
Even with a quick glance it's pretty obvious that's not a British police uniform or car. Also, the text seems to state "Politia" or something similar on the car.
Is this OBSESSED, Brit edition?

>>936366860
>orange

>>936366870

>>936366890

>>936366846 (OP)
The only game where I know this is a thing in Breath of Fire 4
And its The MC betraying the party to become the final boss fight

>NPC walking Animations keep breaking

>>936366922
>My grandfather died to a tributary

>>936366934
The kraken DNA can't help itself

>>936366930
cute

>>936366934
>Red Alert 2

>>936366934
20,000 leagues

>>936366934
Wrong webm, fuck!

>>936366862
ayy lmao

>>936366923
Lmao they always look like they are tweaking on meth

>>936366899
their gut bacteria is accustomed to it
better yet most wild animals have really strong stomach acid (in humans it's 2-3pH while some animals can go down to 1) which prevents anything bad from entering their systems

>>936366934
Pirates of Caribbean 2.webm

>>936366899
gators dun put no lawry on dey cat

>>936366941
>otter dragging a racoon to its rape tunnel
fucking hell

>>936366898
so true, a BASED dogCHAD would have just gone straight for her toddler's jugular instead

>>936366941
is that an otter fucking a raccoon?

>>936366941
For what purpose?

>>936366953
yjk

>>936366952
Most intelligent Indian

>>936366952
Wiley Coyote

>>936366934
That is some Lovecraftian shit.

>>936366860
>>936366940
why are oranges so foolish

>>936366954
Beetles are fucking awesome.

>>936366890
OH NO!

Anyways..

>>936366846 (OP)
should have punted the cate as hard as possible against the wall. Provided it survived, it'll never do that shit again

>>936366960
damn right
>enemies can spawn more enemies

>>936366895
>>936366924
when humans are sitting on their ass beavfonzo is in charge of getting shit done

>>936366941
ive been watching a lot of otter vids last couple months and even this surpised me, they do play rough with each other but this otter here is trying to eat this mf

>>936366962
Its owner would probably break her jaw for that which would be worse than anything the cat could do

>>936366874
Wherever i go, i must build a dam

>>936366914
I've always wondered if they get splinters

>>936366967
>your animals attacks someone
>they defend themself
>attack the person
very brown behavior
if my animals attacked someone and they killed it in self defense, I wouldn't attack them, I'd apologize for raising a dangerous uncontrollable animal

>>936366855
HAHAHA

Help me come up with a vidya-related thing for this image.

>>936366970
Yes. So ultimately the "lesson" would be, don't visit someone's place if a cat scaring you is enough for you to try and kill their pet. A lesson I hope you never learn. For the animal's sake not yours of course

>>936366970
I'm sure you would have. Bitch

>>936366847
God I fucking love cats, bros. Look at that take down; just imagine if that girl was a still a big cat!

>>936366970
>comparing women to animals
How sexist of you

>>936366914
I SEE NIPPLES MODS MODS MODS

>>936366963
M-MOOOOODS!

>>936366941
The new Guardians of the Galaxy looks weird

HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
THE UTTER FAVELA OF JANNIES

>>936366979
>>936366980
Now look and what you did! Proud of yourselves?

>>936366979
>>936366980
You faggots need to kys

>>936366881
BWC

You'd think they'd have at least gone with /an/ over /b/

>>936367047
>>936367074
I will have to admit, its funny that it happened right after those posts, but I do feel bad. Guess someone was butthurt its not a twitter screencap thread and actually reported.

>>936367047
>>936367061
MOOOOOOOOOOODS KILL THEM

>>936366846 (OP)
>>936366953
They just wanna play

>>936367116
Not this time!

>>936366846 (OP)
Don't go out, they're starting project/operation bluebeans, whatever you do don't board the ships.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MBkuSFLbKgw

>>936366954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ_p1ZteKEc

>>936366850
>Noin noin noin wut sehms t'bay theh 'mergenceh?
>>Oi, there sehms to be a beavah strollin down fleht streht
>Just loik oot n aboot n all that?
>>Yeh, just seems impropa n all that. Thehs kids around, m8
>Well, is she at least a lookah or no?
>>You bloody wat m8?!

Mods gay

>>936366852
Murder!

>>936366972
It's not like this is a high point for me either

>>936366972
>Lvl 1 bird vs Lvl 100 bird

>>936367116
see what you did

>>936366850
Outta shave that thang

>>936367961
lmao

>>936366917
Underrated comment

>>936366928
Well, britbong pigs are notoriously incompetent except for arresting white people posting memes.

>>936366863
I've observed this as well. I've seen only 2 videos of guys getting attacked by cats. The playstation one and the one where the guys sings opera.
They (cats)sense something wrong. Those people ate using fake voices and spazzing for updoots and the cats hate it.

Seen waaaay more women attacked

>>936366934
Now we know what happened to Kursk

>>936366846 (OP)
this is a great storytelling device

>>936366852
enjoying a succulent Birchwood meal

>>936366873
Trees are also ecosystems bud