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Anonymous No.936370764 >>936372426 >>936373234 >>936374209 >>936375970 >>936376763 >>936376962 >>936378972 >>936382253 >>936382568 >>936384069 >>936386063
How would history change if there was a giant disembodied hand that zooms around the planet and crushes one random person with its index finger everyday? its called The Hand and its always slightly faster than you.
Anonymous No.936372426
>>936370764 (OP)
just kill yourself
Anonymous No.936373234
>>936370764 (OP)
We'd probably have built spears and stuff so it'll learn to stop squishing us and will go squish rabbits or something instead
Anonymous No.936374081
well thats 365 people a year, or however many days are in a year. So really thats not very many, but if this hand had been doing it for a long time, like a millennium. Then that would be alot of people
Anonymous No.936374209
>>936370764 (OP)
we already have that
people call the hand "God," and it crushes a helluva lot more than one person a day
captcha: 0N000 which is what i imagine a lot of them say as they're being crushed
Anonymous No.936375970
>>936370764 (OP)
Anonymous No.936376763
>>936370764 (OP)
Dude, this is a chat board, not your personal diary. Some shit you should keep to yourself.
Anonymous No.936376962
>>936370764 (OP)
Reply to this post or The Hand will crush your mother in her sleep tonight
Anonymous No.936376976
Plot twist, it's the neverending story except an atlas and anywhere you touch with your hand utterly destroyed the city IRL
Anonymous No.936377674
Anonymous No.936378972
>>936370764 (OP)
People would probably worship it.
Anonymous No.936382253
>>936370764 (OP)
Just like the hand in Zelda in the forest temple.
Anonymous No.936382568
>>936370764 (OP)
Cruel and unusual punishment
Anonymous No.936384069
>>936370764 (OP)
>the hand

that's the reason we don't have a single video of the aliens abducting someone
Anonymous No.936386063
>>936370764 (OP)
It depends... Can I have sex with the hand after it's crushed it's daily person?
Anonymous No.936387691
Not as original as you think.
I think that subject was covered as a storyline in the TV show dark shadows.