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Anonymous No.936375527 [Report] >>936375603 >>936375997 >>936376006 >>936376031 >>936380607 >>936381787 >>936387010 >>936387055 >>936387093 >>936388205 >>936394574 >>936401884 >>936403418 >>936406907 >>936408853 >>936409485 >>936411860
Say what you will about it, the cybertruck is pretty cool looking.
Anonymous No.936375603 [Report] >>936375660
>>936375527 (OP)
Anonymous No.936375660 [Report]
>>936375603
Fuck off advertising for her
Anonymous No.936375799 [Report]
I love the cybertruck
Anonymous No.936375920 [Report] >>936380716
It's for middle aged women, looks like a fridge
Anonymous No.936375997 [Report] >>936376055 >>936376285 >>936376491 >>936376597 >>936376868 >>936385787
>>936375527 (OP)
Fuck off log tag

Musk needs to lose all his money and go homeless
Anonymous No.936376006 [Report]
>>936375527 (OP)
also held together with duct tape, chewing gum, and velcro
Anonymous No.936376031 [Report] >>936376893
>>936375527 (OP)
I like it. You love it or hate it there’s no in between.
Anonymous No.936376055 [Report]
>>936375997
Yeah that’d be good for the world. Not like he’s the only rich dude on the planet that shares views with you. Let’s just make another old white dude rich so he can sell our freedoms to Jews
Anonymous No.936376285 [Report]
>>936375997
You lost lol
Anonymous No.936376491 [Report]
>>936375997
Like that’s really going to happen
Anonymous No.936376597 [Report] >>936376774 >>936387693
>>936375997
Musk owns the world and you cry about him online. Really sticking it to him
Anonymous No.936376774 [Report] >>936376797
>>936376597
no he doesn't he has to pay for friendships and yes men. he got punched by trump's secretary and cried
Anonymous No.936376797 [Report] >>936387750
>>936376774
Anyways remember when your president was a fucking pedophile
Anonymous No.936376868 [Report] >>936377334
>>936375997
>log tag
Those dudes have broken your fuckin brain homie, get some hobbies.
Anonymous No.936376893 [Report]
>>936376031
True, I find it absolutely retarded.
Anonymous No.936377334 [Report]
>>936376868
he's right however
Anonymous No.936378414 [Report] >>936411019
Anonymous No.936378569 [Report]
Looks so gay, idk how anyone likes it
Anonymous No.936378748 [Report] >>936379366
I wish kombuchan would shit down my throat. She's such a perfect angel, i would literally eat her shit. I bet it would taste so sweet.
Anonymous No.936379366 [Report] >>936379535
>>936378748
Same but also not same
Anonymous No.936379535 [Report] >>936380554
>>936379366
explain?
Anonymous No.936380554 [Report]
>>936379535
Kombuchan looks sweet but idk about her poodoo
Anonymous No.936380607 [Report] >>936380773
>>936375527 (OP)
The problem with the Cybertruck is it is completely angular and polygonal and sleek and then you have normal, round tires

There's no way around having round tires, there's no way a design like the Cybertruck can work
Anonymous No.936380716 [Report] >>936382427 >>936406933
>>936375920
that makes sense, since most middle aged women also look like fridges
Anonymous No.936380773 [Report]
>>936380607
There’s no way it can work and yet it does. It’s paradoxical
Anonymous No.936381787 [Report]
>>936375527 (OP)
It's definitely unique and I thought the prototype looked cool, unfortunately the production model doesn't look good if you ask me. Elon being a cringey edgelord put it over the line and now everyone hates them
Anonymous No.936381863 [Report] >>936382201
Doesn't it blow up randomly?
Anonymous No.936382201 [Report]
>>936381863
No
Anonymous No.936382427 [Report] >>936383383 >>936403685
>>936380716
>Use a giant excavator to wreck the vehicle
>act surprised when the vehicle gets wrecked
Is the next test surviving orbital reentry?
Anonymous No.936383383 [Report]
>>936382427
Which it can do
Anonymous No.936384259 [Report] >>936384901
Hi everyone, I just woke up and I’m going to get some enchiladas
Anonymous No.936384901 [Report] >>936385643 >>936385757
>>936384259
Enjoy!
Anonymous No.936385643 [Report] >>936385678
>>936384901
No. I didn’t enjoy. They were Mexican.
Anonymous No.936385678 [Report]
>>936385643
Sorry to hear that. I hope you find some non-Mexican enchiladas
Anonymous No.936385757 [Report]
>>936384901
i actually think it's pretty cool, too
Anonymous No.936385787 [Report] >>936386382
>>936375997
Feeling cranky little guy?

YOU the only one talking about logs in this thread.
Go outside.
Anonymous No.936386382 [Report]
>>936385787
Ok no wood just would you so with that would you?
Anonymous No.936386438 [Report]
Anonymous No.936387010 [Report]
>>936375527 (OP)
It's always looked fugly to me in real life when I see these eyesores on the road.
Anonymous No.936387055 [Report]
>>936375527 (OP)
It's super big and gay. Every time I see one I feel sorry for the driver.
Anonymous No.936387093 [Report]
>>936375527 (OP)
Looks more like a steel bar from RuneScape.
Anonymous No.936387532 [Report] >>936393392
Josh bought a fucking cybertruck
Anonymous No.936387693 [Report] >>936387806
>>936376597
Anonymous No.936387750 [Report]
>>936376797
>remember when your president was a fucking pedophile
Anonymous No.936387806 [Report] >>936387842 >>936391136 >>936403928
>>936387693
Prove he said either one of those
Anonymous No.936387842 [Report] >>936390860
>>936387806
It's right there on the picture jackwagon.
Anonymous No.936388125 [Report]
X
Anonymous No.936388205 [Report]
>>936375527 (OP)
It's funny how the right got convinced that it would totally pwn the libs to buy that ugly hunk of shit
Anonymous No.936389033 [Report]
Anonymous No.936390860 [Report] >>936390890
>>936387842
Oh of course. Because typing shit is a direct quote to the man. Abe Lincoln told me to believe everything posted on the internet
Anonymous No.936390890 [Report]
>>936390860
shit?
Anonymous No.936390936 [Report] >>936391519
Cyber truck looks like a PS1 render and your tastes are abject garbage. I think you should commit suicide
Anonymous No.936391136 [Report]
>>936387806
it's well documented that he gave his billionaire ayn rand bullshit philosophical opinion of empathy while on joe rogan podcast and said it was a fundamental weakness of western civilization. then he complained when people had the gall to criticize him for wantonly and stupidly firing and frightening thousands of people for no good reason as an unelected fucking faggot. he's a living piece of shit that unfortunately inherited a lot of money.
Anonymous No.936391519 [Report]
>>936390936
You’re single and uncreative
Anonymous No.936392799 [Report]
It ain't got no gas in it
Anonymous No.936393392 [Report] >>936393533
>>936387532
No, but I did see a couple of drunk shirtless women today, which is cool I guess
Anonymous No.936393533 [Report] >>936393728
>>936393392
were they constipated
Anonymous No.936393728 [Report] >>936393897
>>936393533
Probably tbh
Anonymous No.936393897 [Report] >>936394296
>>936393728
so would you
Anonymous No.936394296 [Report] >>936394459
>>936393897
Would I what?
Anonymous No.936394449 [Report]
The cybertruck is a truck.
Anonymous No.936394459 [Report] >>936394576
>>936394296
eat shit
Anonymous No.936394574 [Report] >>936394684
>>936375527 (OP)
If I had one I'd polish it up super shiny and hook up a sound generator to make it sound like a really loud racecar.
Anonymous No.936394576 [Report] >>936394657
>>936394459
Probably not to be honest
Anonymous No.936394657 [Report] >>936394709 >>936395428
>>936394576
its creamy
Anonymous No.936394684 [Report]
>>936394574
Get a dodge charger daytona
Anonymous No.936394709 [Report] >>936394793
>>936394657
Rude as hell to lactose intolerant folks.
Anonymous No.936394793 [Report] >>936394828
>>936394709
lactose makes you poop
Anonymous No.936394828 [Report]
>>936394793
Nah, it makes me horny.
Anonymous No.936395428 [Report]
>>936394657
True, but it is neither steamy nor dreamy these days...
Anonymous No.936395921 [Report]
Who's in the mood for something thrilling tonight?
Anonymous No.936396718 [Report] >>936399485
Josh?
Anonymous No.936396906 [Report]
poop
Anonymous No.936397155 [Report] >>936397672
Anonymous No.936397216 [Report]
crapmobile
Anonymous No.936397672 [Report]
>>936397155
It’s so fucking over
Anonymous No.936398388 [Report] >>936398432
Jeffree Star
Anonymous No.936398432 [Report]
>>936398388
sad he died of fast aids. they kept telling him to stop but he wouldn't.
Anonymous No.936398787 [Report]
Grigori Perelman, the mathematician who declined both the Fields Medal and the $1,000,000 Clay Prize. why didn't he take the money?
Anonymous No.936399485 [Report] >>936399631
>>936396718
Yes
Anonymous No.936399631 [Report] >>936399801
>>936399485
Why?
Anonymous No.936399801 [Report] >>936399935
>>936399631
Why what
Anonymous No.936399860 [Report]
Touched by a Tesla
Anonymous No.936399935 [Report] >>936400039
>>936399801
Why what what? What the fuck are you talking about
Anonymous No.936400039 [Report]
>>936399935
Huh?
Anonymous No.936400096 [Report]
It’s about as stupid looking as this, only it’s even more stupid since it’s 50 years later. Elon is a bottle of douche.
Anonymous No.936400987 [Report]
The will of the Lex
Anonymous No.936401133 [Report]
Bristle McKeever
Anonymous No.936401382 [Report] >>936401432
Do you have one of these cool lights on your car?
Anonymous No.936401432 [Report] >>936411753
>>936401382
What that do
Anonymous No.936401810 [Report]
Total Recall: Cybertruck Edition
Asmond Goldendigger plays as Gayd. He has always dreamed of going to Uranus and decides to have mammaries implanted ontop of his head. This is necessary because the Cybertruck, which is used in the future for space travel, keeps getting recalled by the factory. Mammary implants are used as a natural cushioning device in the case of accidents with the vehicle going too far into Uranus.
Anonymous No.936401884 [Report] >>936401933
>>936375527 (OP)
No, it really isn't
Anonymous No.936401933 [Report]
>>936401884
Who?
Anonymous No.936403418 [Report]
>>936375527 (OP)
You mean a Gaylorean?
Anonymous No.936403685 [Report]
>>936382427
You're pretty dumb. If you look here --> https://youtu.be/ubUXNSWGth0?t=844 you'll find that this 2004 Dodge, Ram-2500 was able to handle the full extent of the power from the machinery (4850 kg) whereas, here --> https://youtu.be/ubUXNSWGth0?t=439 the Tesla Cyber Truck was only able to handle less than the full power (4535 kg).
Anonymous No.936403928 [Report] >>936411857
>>936387806
>Prove he said either one of those
Both https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/elon-musk-empathy-quote/ and https://www.newsweek.com/elon-musk-slams-massive-violence-against-tesla-ive-not-harmed-anyone-2074678 should be more than enough.
Anonymous No.936405013 [Report]
Kirby would destroy anything you can imagine
Anonymous No.936405017 [Report]
It's definitely different. But seems completely impractical for the class of vehicle it tries to be.
Though I wager most people buying them would otherwise buy an oversized truck, then never really use it for truck things.
Anonymous No.936406095 [Report] >>936406540
Anonymous No.936406540 [Report]
>>936406095
... the fact that you drove a truck for downies?
Anonymous No.936406907 [Report] >>936411876
>>936375527 (OP)
Anonymous No.936406933 [Report] >>936407093
>>936380716
The fact you think anyone buying a truck for aesthetic is going to be trying to use it for hard labor shoes your low ass IQ lmao
Anonymous No.936407093 [Report]
>>936406933
What’s even funnier is the people on 4chan bitching about it not being a work truck have literally never done a labor job in their life
Anonymous No.936407336 [Report]
Prefer the Anagram-of-Tesla electric truck aesthetically.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxMd3SNEKCA
Anonymous No.936407378 [Report]
Yeah
Anonymous No.936408853 [Report]
>>936375527 (OP)
Not really my taste but i do love the uniqueness. Wish more brands would try more unconventional designs.
Anonymous No.936409485 [Report]
>>936375527 (OP)
It looks like shit stock, but I've seen one with a custom paintjob and yellow tinted windows and it looked pretty cool
Anonymous No.936410737 [Report]
is this the niggatorium
Anonymous No.936411019 [Report]
>>936378414
If the truck bed had a flat top, I might consider buying one but it's kind of a larper vehicle
Anonymous No.936411753 [Report]
>>936401432
Confuses cats.
Anonymous No.936411857 [Report]
>>936403928
Musk: "Destroying innocent people's property and threatening to kill me is a bad thing."
Retards: "Huh huh Elon say no laugh at him!"

Musk: "It's good to care about other people but there is such a thing as too much empathy."
Retards: "Huh huh Elon say empathy bad."
Anonymous No.936411860 [Report]
>>936375527 (OP)
Ugly POS
Anonymous No.936411876 [Report] >>936412883
>>936406907
What prompts did you use to generate that?
Anonymous No.936412883 [Report] >>936413183
>>936411876
It’s not ai
Anonymous No.936412963 [Report] >>936413137
LOVE ME SOME SYBERTRUK HOSS GOBBLESS
Anonymous No.936413098 [Report]
Anonymous No.936413137 [Report]
>>936412963
>HOSS GOBBLESS
Anonymous No.936413183 [Report]
>>936412883
k