Thread 936375527

Say what you will about it, the cybertruck is pretty cool looking.

>>936375603
Fuck off advertising for her

I love the cybertruck

It's for middle aged women, looks like a fridge

>>936375527 (OP)
Fuck off log tag

Musk needs to lose all his money and go homeless

>>936375527 (OP)
also held together with duct tape, chewing gum, and velcro

>>936375527 (OP)
I like it. You love it or hate it there’s no in between.

>>936375997
Yeah that’d be good for the world. Not like he’s the only rich dude on the planet that shares views with you. Let’s just make another old white dude rich so he can sell our freedoms to Jews

>>936375997
You lost lol

>>936375997
Like that’s really going to happen

>>936375997
Musk owns the world and you cry about him online. Really sticking it to him

>>936376597
no he doesn't he has to pay for friendships and yes men. he got punched by trump's secretary and cried

>>936376774
Anyways remember when your president was a fucking pedophile

>>936375997
>log tag
Those dudes have broken your fuckin brain homie, get some hobbies.

>>936376031
True, I find it absolutely retarded.

>>936376868
he's right however

Looks so gay, idk how anyone likes it

I wish kombuchan would shit down my throat. She's such a perfect angel, i would literally eat her shit. I bet it would taste so sweet.

>>936378748
Same but also not same

>>936379366
explain?

>>936379535
Kombuchan looks sweet but idk about her poodoo

>>936375527 (OP)
The problem with the Cybertruck is it is completely angular and polygonal and sleek and then you have normal, round tires

There's no way around having round tires, there's no way a design like the Cybertruck can work

>>936375920
that makes sense, since most middle aged women also look like fridges

>>936380607
There’s no way it can work and yet it does. It’s paradoxical

>>936375527 (OP)
It's definitely unique and I thought the prototype looked cool, unfortunately the production model doesn't look good if you ask me. Elon being a cringey edgelord put it over the line and now everyone hates them

Doesn't it blow up randomly?

>>936381863
No

>>936380716
>Use a giant excavator to wreck the vehicle
>act surprised when the vehicle gets wrecked
Is the next test surviving orbital reentry?

>>936382427
Which it can do

Hi everyone, I just woke up and I’m going to get some enchiladas

>>936384259
Enjoy!

>>936384901
No. I didn’t enjoy. They were Mexican.

>>936385643
Sorry to hear that. I hope you find some non-Mexican enchiladas

>>936384901
i actually think it's pretty cool, too

>>936375997
Feeling cranky little guy?

YOU the only one talking about logs in this thread.
Go outside.

>>936385787
Ok no wood just would you so with that would you?

>>936375527 (OP)
It's always looked fugly to me in real life when I see these eyesores on the road.

>>936375527 (OP)
It's super big and gay. Every time I see one I feel sorry for the driver.

>>936375527 (OP)
Looks more like a steel bar from RuneScape.

Josh bought a fucking cybertruck

>>936376797
>remember when your president was a fucking pedophile

>>936387693
Prove he said either one of those

>>936387806
It's right there on the picture jackwagon.

X

>>936375527 (OP)
It's funny how the right got convinced that it would totally pwn the libs to buy that ugly hunk of shit

>>936387842
Oh of course. Because typing shit is a direct quote to the man. Abe Lincoln told me to believe everything posted on the internet

>>936390860
shit?

Cyber truck looks like a PS1 render and your tastes are abject garbage. I think you should commit suicide

>>936387806
it's well documented that he gave his billionaire ayn rand bullshit philosophical opinion of empathy while on joe rogan podcast and said it was a fundamental weakness of western civilization. then he complained when people had the gall to criticize him for wantonly and stupidly firing and frightening thousands of people for no good reason as an unelected fucking faggot. he's a living piece of shit that unfortunately inherited a lot of money.

>>936390936
You’re single and uncreative

It ain't got no gas in it

>>936387532
No, but I did see a couple of drunk shirtless women today, which is cool I guess

>>936393392
were they constipated

>>936393533
Probably tbh

>>936393728
so would you

>>936393897
Would I what?

The cybertruck is a truck.

>>936394296
eat shit

>>936375527 (OP)
If I had one I'd polish it up super shiny and hook up a sound generator to make it sound like a really loud racecar.

>>936394459
Probably not to be honest

>>936394576
its creamy

>>936394574
Get a dodge charger daytona

>>936394657
Rude as hell to lactose intolerant folks.

>>936394709
lactose makes you poop

>>936394793
Nah, it makes me horny.

>>936394657
True, but it is neither steamy nor dreamy these days...

Who's in the mood for something thrilling tonight?

Josh?

poop

crapmobile

>>936397155
It’s so fucking over

Jeffree Star

>>936398388
sad he died of fast aids. they kept telling him to stop but he wouldn't.

Grigori Perelman, the mathematician who declined both the Fields Medal and the $1,000,000 Clay Prize. why didn't he take the money?

>>936396718
Yes

>>936399485
Why?

>>936399631
Why what

Touched by a Tesla

>>936399801
Why what what? What the fuck are you talking about

>>936399935
Huh?

It’s about as stupid looking as this, only it’s even more stupid since it’s 50 years later. Elon is a bottle of douche.

The will of the Lex

Bristle McKeever

Do you have one of these cool lights on your car?

>>936401382
What that do

Total Recall: Cybertruck Edition
Asmond Goldendigger plays as Gayd. He has always dreamed of going to Uranus and decides to have mammaries implanted ontop of his head. This is necessary because the Cybertruck, which is used in the future for space travel, keeps getting recalled by the factory. Mammary implants are used as a natural cushioning device in the case of accidents with the vehicle going too far into Uranus.

>>936375527 (OP)
No, it really isn't

>>936401884
Who?

>>936375527 (OP)
You mean a Gaylorean?

>>936382427
You're pretty dumb. If you look here --> https://youtu.be/ubUXNSWGth0?t=844 you'll find that this 2004 Dodge, Ram-2500 was able to handle the full extent of the power from the machinery (4850 kg) whereas, here --> https://youtu.be/ubUXNSWGth0?t=439 the Tesla Cyber Truck was only able to handle less than the full power (4535 kg).

>>936387806
>Prove he said either one of those
Both https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/elon-musk-empathy-quote/ and https://www.newsweek.com/elon-musk-slams-massive-violence-against-tesla-ive-not-harmed-anyone-2074678 should be more than enough.

Kirby would destroy anything you can imagine

It's definitely different. But seems completely impractical for the class of vehicle it tries to be.
Though I wager most people buying them would otherwise buy an oversized truck, then never really use it for truck things.

>>936406095
... the fact that you drove a truck for downies?

>>936380716
The fact you think anyone buying a truck for aesthetic is going to be trying to use it for hard labor shoes your low ass IQ lmao

>>936406933
What’s even funnier is the people on 4chan bitching about it not being a work truck have literally never done a labor job in their life

Prefer the Anagram-of-Tesla electric truck aesthetically.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxMd3SNEKCA

Yeah

>>936375527 (OP)
Not really my taste but i do love the uniqueness. Wish more brands would try more unconventional designs.

>>936375527 (OP)
It looks like shit stock, but I've seen one with a custom paintjob and yellow tinted windows and it looked pretty cool

is this the niggatorium

>>936378414
If the truck bed had a flat top, I might consider buying one but it's kind of a larper vehicle

>>936401432
Confuses cats.

>>936403928
Musk: "Destroying innocent people's property and threatening to kill me is a bad thing."
Retards: "Huh huh Elon say no laugh at him!"

Musk: "It's good to care about other people but there is such a thing as too much empathy."
Retards: "Huh huh Elon say empathy bad."

>>936375527 (OP)
Ugly POS

>>936406907
What prompts did you use to generate that?

>>936411876
It’s not ai

LOVE ME SOME SYBERTRUK HOSS GOBBLESS

>>936412963
>HOSS GOBBLESS

>>936412883
k