Thread 936388260

>The sun has fallen out of orbit and is on a collision course with earth
>You and ten other anons have been randomly chosen to enter an underground nuclear shelter with enough food and provisions for the next 30 years until the Earth is habitable again.
>You can bring five games with you. Which games are you bringing?

>>936388260 (OP)
>The sun has fallen out of orbit
Copernicus is ashamed of you, anon.

>>936388260 (OP)
Tough call, but I'd have to go with -
>NBA 2k15
>EA UFC 5
>Forza: Horizon
>Call of Duty: Modern Warfare III (2023)
>Planescape: Torment

>>936388260 (OP)
>>You can bring five games with you. Which games are you bringing?
Hungry Hungry Hippos, Pictionary, Uno, marbles...uh...etch-a-sketch
You didn't say we had electricity or even a device/console, or even "video" games, so I assume you mean the lame kind

>collision course with earth
will nuclear shelter even do anything?

>>936388260 (OP)
Gem

>>936388261
hownew.ru

>>936388260 (OP)
>Putt-Putt Goes to the Moon
>Putt-Putt Saves the Zoo
>Putt-Putt Travels Through Time
>Putt-Putt Enters the Race
>Putt-Putt Joins the Circus

>>936388260 (OP)
>Stuck in a bunker with 10 anons for 30 years
Imagine the smell. Also how long would it take before one of them snaps.

>>936388268
>before one of them snaps.
the m night shymalin twist is YOU WERE ALREADY LOONEY

>>936388264
No. OP is a sciencelet or loves obtuse trolling.

>>936388260 (OP)
5 copies of earthworm jim

>>936388268
10 reclusive autists stuck in a confined space with eachother for a prolonged period of time would fall apart real fast. Like i'd give it a month at most before someone gets killed.

>>936388270
newfag

Pong, Tetris, Snake, Minesweeper, and that Windows XP pinball game.

>>936388274
>Assault rifle on the entrance
I see no extra clips anywhere. It's concerning.

Rimworld
Minecraft
RPG Maker (other anons preference for number)
Aseprite
Mugen

>>936388274
Imagine being stuck in that small room and having nothing to entertain yourself with for days. Also what do they eat?

>>936388274
but what if i farted and shitted?!?!

>>936388279
Things would get very stinky.

Can I get the $0i version?

Mario Kart 64
Bart vs the Space Mutants
Rollercoaster Tycoon
Pokemon Stadium
Original Ragnarok Online, somehow

I wouldn't need a shelter. I'd catch the sun and throw it back into orbit.

>>936388260 (OP)
All the ps5 exclusives.

>>936388285
You're a brave man for entering a bunker for 30+years with no games.

>>936388285
kek

>>936388285
How would you fill the five leftover slots?

>>936388284
hit it back with a baseball bat maybe

>>936388274
The septic tank bunker!

>>936388262
I will kill you and use you for food

>>936388260 (OP)
Arx Fatalis
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Clear Sky
Metro 2033
Fallout Tactics
Terraria

>>936388260 (OP)
Caves of Qud
Minecraft
Dwarf Fortress
Rimworld
Dead Cells

>>936388274
Imagine 10 anons crammed in there with only a single computer.

>>936388274
>Beds not even long enough for the guy let alone all 4 of them.
>No shelves, no equipment other than the gun
>Lots of unused space, toilet takes half the room and looks like it would fill the first day.
>What is presumably food stored next to the shit
They don't do a very good job of pitching this. Looks like it could barely get you through a few hours.

>>936388294
Just thinking about it is driving me insane.

Of course

>>936388297
>Looks like it could barely get you through a few hours.

That's the point. It's not long-term safety, it's just to ride out, as the name implies, short-term disasters like tornadoes. You're not really supposed to be there for more than a few days.

OH GREAT!

>>936388260 (OP)
>Stardew Valley
>Diablo 2
>Warcraft 3
>Sins of a Solar Empire
>Minecraft

>>936388291
>I will kill you and use you for food

>>936388260 (OP)
Stardew Valley with a copy of the mod repo
Factorio: Space age with a copy of the mod repo
XCOM2 WOTC with the Long War mod (And XCOM1. They're all part of the same package so I declare it a single game, faggots).
Fully DLC'd Civ5
Dwarf Fortress

>>936388260 (OP)
who cares about games? I stuff one of the spare radiation suits with 2 years worth of toilet paper, and tape a pic of my wiafu to the face mask

>>936388957
Based. Raw dog those decades.

>>936388536
nice mix of games, but I'm not sure W3 has the staying power the rest do

>>936388295
even if they 2v1'd him sun of darkness would win he would kill them both. how can u not see

>>936388264
A sunproof shelter should protect you from the sun

Vintage Story
Rimworld
Diablo 2
Doom
Barbie Riding club

Metal gear solid 3
Resident Evil 4
Elder Scrolls 4: oblivion
Belatro
Pokemon: unbound
Also /v/ is that way —->

>>936388260 (OP)
Nigger we gonna die

>>936389839
the sun has fallen out of orbit and is on a collision course with earth
you and ten other anons have been randomly chosen to enter an underground nuclear shelter with enough food and provisions for the next 30 years until the earth is habitable again

>>936388260 (OP)
Well I feel like I got two conditions I'll go. The other 9 are women, and I got a life supply of booze to drink myself to death over their demands I can't meet because their impossible.

>>936390551
I mean yeah even with like 9 other chics I'm gonna probably masturbate so much my dick hurts. At some point it just becomes a game about which one lowers their standards first. I mean personally I don't fuck drunk chics so I'm pretty sure I'm not mating with any of them.

>>936388264
Nope. Should have planted more shade trees instead.

>>936388260 (OP)
>Final Fantasy III SNES
>Monkey Island 3
>Witcher 3
>Killer Instinct 2013
>Super Metroid

This will keep me sane until I'm discovered.
But orbit doesn't exist, so there are no worries. Space exploration is a fake pseudoscience script by secret societies.

>>936388274
>alright, guys, society has ended, and this might take some getting used to, but we're an incest family now, like Lot in the Bible; Johnny, you take your clothes off and get to work on your mom; Rebecca, you're about to learn to love daddy in a whole new way
>what the fuck, dad, it's just a tornado warning?!
>shut up and get your cock out, Johnny

>>936388260 (OP)
a better question is what would happen if a sun made of ice collided with a regular sun made of lava

>thread got moved to /b/
Weird, but okay whatever.

>>936388260 (OP)
Utterly pointless to do anything other than abandon Earth. No one would survive a collision with Sol.

bumo

>>936396862
5,000 bottles of baby oil

>>936396862
lol

>>936388260 (OP)
Do we have to take turns using the fap blanket?

>>936388274
"The good news is you all will be my haram now. The bad news is Joey has to start wearing a dress with no panties".

>>936388274
> No radio with antennae sticking through the top
> No rations
> No ammo
> No lights
> Nothing to do
> Hatch is hydraulic (if it fails you are stuck in there)
> Hatch opens up, meaning any debris blocking the entrance entombs you forever

This is a shit design from a psycopath

>>936388267
hell yeah. case of the missing kelp seeds was based as fuck

The 10 anons are logfag, log spammer, donutchan, a chud, a sissy, a cuck, the guy who trolls threads with gore/shit, an unstable woman who only posts her self harm pics, and pedos who goon to AI lolicon 15 hours/day

Games are checkers missing half the red pieces, Monopoly board with water damage, Twister, an incomplete deck of playing cards, and Mario Tennis on the Virtual Boy

>>936388260 (OP)
>Fallout 1
>Fallout 2
>Fallout 3
>Fallout New Vegas
>GTA Vice City

>>936402925
You still need 8 more anons.

An MMO
An FPS
A strategy game
A city/colony builder
An RPG you can sink a few thousand hours into, hell or just play D&D on ChatGPT

>>936388260 (OP)
nothing but original battletoads we will emerge as angrymarine.

>>936388260 (OP)
Factorio - Space Age
Minecraft
Vintage Story
Rimworld
Starcraft 2

Although I'd be an-heroing if I don't get at least one young fertile femanon to make babies with. Ideally a 2 to 1 ratio of women to men, 3 men 6 women 1 old babushka to be everyone's grandma.

Me and the other two guys would cast dice for first choice of girl, then the two loosers would cast dice for second choice, then the third picks two girls, then the second guy picks one, then the first guy gets the remaining girl. This happens immediately as soon as the doors close so that there's no misunderstandings.

Assuming it's a one-room shelter, we all get naked (except grandma). The first-choice girl for each guy lies down and opens up to be fucked. Her man jumps into her dick first, and his second choice girl grabs them both from behind his body. Each man therefore is a sex-sandwich between two girls. After a man is finished fucking his first choice, he turns around and fucks his second girl. We're going to be stuck together for a long time, so we're going to need to get used to fucking fast.

30 years, Babushka will pass away and someone will have to do a mission to deal with her body, but not before she's given us all as much of her wisdom as we can carry. Hopefully there will be a myriad of kids out of the girls by that point so babushka can die happy.

>>936388274
Hey kids and wife. Just sit on these benches while i take a massive shit behind this curtain one foot away

>>936393864
Only one anon in this pointless thread gets it.

>>936388260 (OP)
5% closer Earth's temperature increases significantly, triggering a runaway greenhouse effect (like Venus). Oceans would begin to evaporate, leading to the total loss of surface water.

Result: Complex life dies off

Long before the planet Earth was 50% closer, all life would have boiled into oblivion, in bunkers or not.

And no, the Sun does not orbit the Earth.


In an event where I was to have games to pass the time:
1. Uno
2. plenty of pens and paper for the games I make up.

>>936388260 (OP)
An offline copy of an OSRS private server
Minecraft
Burnout 3 takedown, to settle disputes
Grand theft auto IV
And Skyrim
I figure that’s enough rotation that you could play for 10-20 hour segments and switch games over the course of years.
Except burnout 3 takedown, that’s just to end arguments.

>>936388260 (OP)
Just one. Hungry, hungry, hippos.

>>936402837
>noita
A man of culture as well

>>936388260 (OP)
>The sun has fallen out of orbit and is on a collision course with earth
>...next 30 years until the Earth is habitable again

>>936408232
One must just follow art where it leads, not question it.

>>936388261
fpbp

>>936408232
i'm going to go with the lynch mob in the shelter

Scrabble
Chess
Uno cards
Regular deck of cards
Loaded gun for playing roulette

>>936388260 (OP)
What in the retard nation is this shit