Thread 936390929

s/fur

math and physics are unintuitive sometimes.

magic is even harder.

some of us are gifted in magic
I mean, I got a visit from Starscourge Radahn from Caelid with a literal meteor blowing up over my house, and then when looking for the direction of the meteor shower on my constellation finder I looked down to see the constellation Caelum
talk about magic, that's fucking bizarre no matter what

anyway, time to shred some guitar more because I'm not giving up on that dream even if it can't be prioritized

nick = homosex

>>936391233
quit being mentally ill

just like you stopping being a homosex, so will he never stop being mentally ill

>>936391370
brother, there is so much weird shit going on with our universe
you can't tell me that's not super fucking weird that I was calling myself the luckiest girl in the world, and both my sister and I dreamed of a meteor two days before it happen
the entire south east saw it

>>936391421
fucking stop

Rolled 13 (1d20)

watch this nat 20

13 is good too
13 is also one of the numbers I'll pick for the lottery because hail Satan

>>936391461
I'm not sorry if that scares you
life is but a dream

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

reply hazy, perfect fortune for this dreamworld

>>936391511
dash please

floof

also oof, kinda regretting that hike, i am wiped

>>936391597
I get it, some people are afraid of magic
but I'm not
I'm gonna hit the jackpot and get my friends to better places, and get a murdered out Camaro

i give magic lessons :3

I quit

>>936391685
Patience, and devotion.

fuding

>>936391647
you'll be fine in a couple days

>>936391685
can you give me lessons, or am I already fortunate and blessed enough to be pretty good at it?

>>936391897
i could probably teach you a thing or two...
but i'd only do such lessons in person

Dash is the new schizoposter

gwungle

>>936391941
sure
if the car I want is still for sale in Portland by the time I can afford it, or there's a new one that's near there I'll fly out there to pay you a visit, and pick up the car to drive home
of course we gotta go for a hike too :3

:3

this is a strict no :3 zone

I wish my meds didn't make me sleep all day because I really wanted to race more

meh, I guess it isn't too late
not setting up the speakers this time tho

beer 3?

>>936392570
go for it

>>936392700
mmm... needs that bra removed

>>936392752
ya

ya!

all full of wheat and cheeze

1465 is an interesting year

fursi gey

teenis

das a regal lookin gato

I sleep

>>936394049
I fap first

okay now I sleep

Golden cats

>>936391143

I can only perform magic in my dreams.

whose dream is this?

something something nightmare

We're all a part of Anon #3's dream.

When he wakes up, we disappear.

>>936395723
chubby

>>936395761
i hope not, i'll stay asleep to keep you all around

last night I had a dream where me and a bunch of people ate a bunch of acid laced cookies and everything turned blue.
I wonder what I'll get tonight.

>>936395700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qL3osHj-Myc

>>936395808
sounds like a party
Ethereal, where would you want to live if you could live anywhere?
I mean in the real world, of course

I vaguely remember mine these days, they're like real memories, they fade away the day I experience them

>>936395808
>I wonder what I'll get tonight.


I said to myself last night that, if I could choose my dream, I'd want to ride on the back of a friendly sea serpent.

Instead, I had a dream that I was rolling down a river in a small paddleboat. But the river was blocked by a 13-foot tall Bigfoot.

:)

>>936395898

depressing image is depressing

:(

>>936395783
only her pussy is really

>>936396036
very
but no depresso, only flopf

>>936395897
Ive been dabbling around google earth...
Austrian alps near innsbrook seems nice. southern japan in the miyazaki region. scandinavia has its plusses. portugal. somewhere way down south in southern Chile.. or uraguay, but that might be a real stretch.

southeastern argentina has pingus

honestly up where sunshine lives in washington just for the apples. but fuck seattle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-IvbldJZ6k

>>936396109
the Alps seem quite nice, I'm a big fan of Scandinavia as well
maybe with my godly luck I'll win the lotto, and get you a place somewhere around there
hopefully soon :)

>>936396205
I did think about that as well
if I don't stay in the south then Washington might be nice to move to

Your fortune: Outlook good

According to this, I wanna live in Norway.

>>936396255
damn, that's where I was thinking
that's a pretty good reason to move there too

Tillamook, Oregon has the cheeses

>>936396278

This girl gets it.

>>936396147
patagonia is badass

>>936396375
good dairy brand

netherlands might be too nice.

>>936396581

The Netherrealm is nice this time of year

>>936396501
I know an artist I follow moved to Tierra De Fuego about a month back, looks scenic
ye, the cheese is gud. Haven't had the ice cream.

purdy

>>936396581
the Netherlands has a lot of fun drugs too

>>936396666


If the Devil tells you to move there, I'd say reconsider.

>>936396873
nonsense, if the devil tells you you should listen
after all he did give us the gift of knowledge
without him we'd still be naked men in a garden

homeless nomadic

>>936396873
I don't think satan would be in a place called Argentina, then again im not an argie

>>936396931
hitlers still alive and in argentina

Gift of knowledge and endless wars*

>>936396931
well it is speculated that Hitler went there, and he was definitely one of the most evil people

>>936396971
too slow

>>936396992
I'm surprised you'd consider Hitler evil
I figured you'd be on his side

>>936397019
i have no qualms with de jew

https://youtu.be/hS64e5AcvHc
>>936396963
>>936396971
He must be powered by a makeshift per-abramahic pacemaker cause that dude was already falling apart from all the meth and painkillers he was on.

Fur bros... This blonde roast beef karen won't let the ducks fuck. :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOtdR0nvumk

>>936397127
I would've risked it for the biscuit and chucked a bottle at her

>>936397127
this is more a lack of education thing. everyone knows that ducks get really rapey

>>936397199
lmfao

>>936397127
I refuse to watch Asmongold at this point because he's a right wing grifter

>>936397276
this one is from DA, both are stil puny in filesize.

I have to manually get everything from DA: opening stuff in new tabs. the direct download button is good too, but sometimes DA cant find whats supposed to be behind that button.

>>936397245
it's true
we have them around here, and they're fucking assholes always trying to rape the female duck

how do i into grifting? sounds profitable
i guess i need to write a book to plug shamelessly first or something

>>936397395
just say the stupidest shit you can, only ever act in bad faith, and never actually talk to anyone you insult because open dialogue is the enemy
you have to keep your community as insular and as stupid as possible

"How Magic Can Make Get You Many Men"
Something like that

You refuse to watch him because politiks
I refuse to watch him because he smells
We're not the same

also make sure to contradict yourself all the time

imagine if she learns how spiders get it on, or mantis's

I think she'd be fine with how matriarchal the insect world is
>>936397613
He meant he batshit duck lady

>>936397641
oh phew
I'm skimming

Eternal curse.

Yeah, skimming for that sunussy

>>936397712
imma go do this to muh wife

look man, I'm conflicted

>>936397750
Do it.

another day closer to death

orc tits

>>936398368
it's another day towards getting a life for me

sure dude

it's fine if you don't believe me
I like proving people wrong

sleep wen?

>>936398793
in a minute

>>936398793
whenever you feel like it

I'm kinda thinking about smoking a roach even tho I'm on meds
I'm so bored with not being high every day

>>936398938
it's good to take breaks from drugs now and then
i'm on one until end of august probably

Rolled 2 (1d2)

1 and I'll go hit a roach

>>936398987
it's just boring being sober, it's why I relapsed on kratom
I definitely need to take a break from it too
the first time felt amazing, but it was much weaker the second time, and only got weaker since
I took 8g earlier and barely feel anything compared to being on a cloud of love in bliss from 4g the first time
I fucking love opiates when they actually feel good

ok fug night

>>936399104
goodnight

>>936399104
sleep well E man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgeoGXo5u2Q
I don't know how to feel about this
on one hand I do think immigration is a slight problem, not terrible but there are a lot of immigrants here now, but on the other hand I don't know how they're going to upend the constitution and get away with it

the problems are made up. go and talk to your neighbors for once.

>>936399162

I have no such mixed feelings about it. Trump's a fascist.

>>936399250
this

>>936399242
my neighbors would probably agree it's a problem
one guy down the street has a MAGA flag, and a confederate flag... he's married to a black woman....

>>936399250
tbf amendments do exist for a reason
if people on the left can argue about people not being able to own "assault rifles" then I think it's fair to say that birthright citizenship can be overturn with an amendment as well
I can't name them off the top of my head, but I'm pretty sure we've had amendments that overturn previous ones before
>there are no moderate liberals btw

I will agree that he's arguably the most authoritarian president we've ever had
taking control of the national guard and letting masked agents get illegal immigrants is some Gestapo shit

Sup y'all? I'm smoking a brisket

>>936399457
I'm smoking a roach (not)
I wish I were tho

>>936399390

ya think?

>>936399509
I'm gonna have a real good time getting baked when I get home after a two weeks break

The news can't even focus on Trump trying to export Latinos (regardless of their citizenship status or birthplace) because they're focusing on him bombing Arabs and patting himself on the back for a false peace in the Middle East.

I'll start caring about who is and isn't a citizen once we get actual benefits of being one. Y'know, like universal healthcare.

>>936399593
I'm sure that will be fun
I haven't smoked in 2.5 months
shit sucks
I want to get high, but I'm worried I'll have a bad time because of my meds

>>936399630
so never?

>>936399676
>>936399676
>>936399676

>>936399637
I'm on like 6 meds and getting stoned is still awesome. Ymmv

>>936399656
Wake up

Tiny a cuck
>>936399104
nini bones