Thread 936411575

Another Saturday lost

Sitting in this fucking chair

How many thousands of posts?

strokin my shit to bikini models

mostly blackedraw

the chair consumes little by little...becoming one...

>>936411626
>>936411639
underrAted

>>936411740
The Ultimate Bush™

Fungal Fusion

>>936411720
hot

>>936411772
More Charli

The Ultimate Phimosis™

That's not the Natalie Portman he posts on /tv/

>>936411740
>>936411763
kill yourself

>>936411811
hellooo

I HAVE TO POST MY FILES

Cara drives my cock crazy

I saw Alison Brie naked and it ruled.

>>936411865
Same, it’s almost primal

>>936411873
not a celeb

>>936411873
Fuck yes so sexy

>>936411882
Fungal, even

>>936411896
Goddess

>>936411905
Phimosal

>>936411882
That perfect face. I'd get so nasty for her

>>936411947
I'd smear myself in shit and charge at her asshole first like a raging bull

>>936411947
It just triggers something inside that makes me want to go all out

>>936411893
lets masturbate our penises to her

>>936411980
I will gladly do that for charli

More like vain haggered old cunt

>>936411978
I wish I had someone to frot to her tributes with

>>936411947
Baste titty

>>936412002
stop talking to beady

>>936412004
Yeah you fucked that up.

>Haggard.

Appreciate the sentiment though.

>>936412008
Let's rub our based phomosis together for her

>>936412017
she owns the pp

>>936411688
>>936411772
>>936411779
Yum

>>936411991
Fuck yes, more of this slut

>>936412046
I can't believe I'm still wasting my life here

>>936412047
She's freaky, she'd probably love knowing she has that effect

>>936412017
fungAl

>>936411763
she needs to show it off again then

>>936412095
Amazing body to jerk to

Gosh someone woke up sore this morning. Were you stuck to your crusty Underoos again?

Kristen + four trigger words = The text posts in this thread. And all before 09:30

>>936412087
My dick smells like a foot for her

>>936412097
She knows her body was made for sex

:D

Why can't I leave this place?

I'm so alone

>>936412121
yes it is :)

>>936412125
thanks jacob

This is my prison

>>936412198
Fuck she’s so good

Oh that this fucking chair were an electric chair

>>936412202
Enjoy the text posts and the ua charli pics.

>>936412136
And to be worshipped

Oh that Kristen's chin was my chin

10am brunch and sexy women on the internet, cheers.

>>936412253
Amazing

Girls mock my face

I'm so desperate for control I'll never have

You should be desperate for faster internet. Holy blatancy.

Why am I so powerless?

>>936412251
shes been legal for three years dummy, all these are 18+

>>936412293

>>936412349
Sooo fuckable

>>936412349
>all these are 18+
>all these
>all
yeah... celebmafia must have the ability to travel into the future and bring back pics for their articles.

the more you know. thanks anon.

>>936412350
Is it true retards claim her nipples can cut glass?

>>936412405
Stroking hard for her

Why can't I just leave?

>>936412350
i still can't believe we got emma watson topless on a beach

¯\_( . )( . )_/¯

>>936412406
>"anon"

I know you aren't that stupid

>>936412490
#FreeTheNipple royalty

>>936412490
meh

>>936412506
I'm playing to the peanut gallery.

>>936412490
same here tbh. took long enough as well

just a shame she wasn't going fully nude though

All day

>>936412548
idf mommy

>>936412535
Fuck yes

Everyday

>>936412556
I dream about Brie

And I hate it

My fungus smells of brie

>>936412581
If he wasn't as dimwitted as he is he'd make a fungal reference here.

What's better, Schermerporn or Schermerhorny?

>>936412548
Kike fuck meat

>>936412597
>>936412598
Well fuck on me. The nonce who stalks jtard isn't quite as stupid as he makes out.

You get a pass for the remainder of the thread.

>>936412428
More Mara
>>936412618
Yesss Anna

I fucked that one harder than God fucked me

any in her prime k beckensale?

like sheer stuff

>>936412636
What if I told you...

That Rooney is hotter than Kate

Calling them the worst thing I am is all I have

>>936412652
then you would be wrong

I can't call anyone

>>936412647
Her having the fuck handles..fuck

Fat nigger troy

>>936412710
pull them hard

>>936412642
Between this and this
>>936412597
>>936412598
You're a handful of posts away from me giving you the link to where he spends 80% of his time either posting shirtless boys in their undies or talking about sports

>>936412742
BE GONE, NEVER-NUDE

Calling them the worst thing I am is still all I have

>>936412742
the only good thing about that film

>>936412727
Would pull so hard while using her holes

I see clothed women....

Meh that's not even funny. And you've lowered yourself to posting a prepubescent little boy ina fap thread.

Again.

I'd have thought you'd want to do this in his one of his threads. Ruin his fun.

Maybe you just like it here. Change is hard.

Think about it. And do see a doctor about your little problem in the trouser department.

is that the first time you remember doing something so girly?
i remember trying on makeup on kindergarden because i wanted to be like a girl

>>936412884
Damn, Anne

>>936412874
Fuck it feels so good pumping

I'm so alone your words make me lose completely and my jaw goes limp and throat relaxing letting you easily slide in all the way in as my arousal spikes... Im going to cum choking on your cock as you've made me an obedient fuckdoll existing only to please you and be your fuckpuppet sissy losing to cocklust and its so scary thinking that this might be permanent...

>>936412930
pump that dick

i'm 176cm, which i guess is kinda tall for a girl so i'm kinda self-concious about it... if you had a room full of plushies i'd claim it for myself though, sorry!!!

shit thread

>>936412969
Pumping so hard for Charli

I dont think I can take this anymore if you meant it like that. Sso close, mff, I shouldnt even be posting this, Idont deserve to see her in her splendor. Pearls inferior lance-holster, I want it to come true

>>936413008
I would lick the floor she stepped on

Loathe
>trigger word

As I am to spoil your fun. Mr Jacobtard isn't going to be here right now is he you silly goose?
>trigger words; mocking; british english; jacobtard

His precious Formula 1 is happening.
>trigger image

for my 5th session i think ill yell black lives dont matter!
and im so alone i need a black man to bully me rn

>>936413030
LOOK AT WHAT THEY TOOK FROM US

>>936413030
Yes more Ellen

>>936413046
Lillisfag restored her in his mind by pulling uno reverse on trolls.

>>910000000

>>936413056
fuck, it's time

>>936413045
black lives ARE matter. fecal matter.

I'm already in so alone.. I just hate how my cock throbs when I get called pathetic by a hot girl >_< Y-you still have time for me though right! I want some lewding too.. even if it is just us cuddling while you give me a handjob and tell me all about your lewd sessions with other, better anons. Please be my discord gf!!

>>936413046
Read the autobiography it wrote. They took the tits and broke the mind at the same time.

>>936413123
>read
lol damn you're funny

I'm so alone like why won't my pretend boyfriend like reply to me like ugh doesn't he know i post about our private affairs constantly for attention like jeez

>>936413104
God damn yesss

>>936413109
godly kek

>>936413146
Fun fact: still looks this good today

>>936413029
thanks jacob

If only I had one real detail I could use against them

>>936413144
It was 99¢ in the kindle store.

I wouldn't feel so helpless and defenseless

good morning everyone

>>936413181
>kindle
god DAMN you're so funny!

>>936413190
hello, get her naked
oh yeah, you can't :/

>>936413199
Fuck she has me so hard

uhh dare I say *actually* one of the best threads in a while?

>>936413200
based

>>936413222
Checked and respect

They found my reddit

>>936413217
what the hell are you talking about

it's pretty simple:
>Hide post

>>936413200
sadly not, shes too wholesome for that, but she does have seethru

>>936413260
You really can install linux on anything.

>>936413260
so tight it's got me asking, "where's... where's her p[ussy]"

>>936413275
genuine KEK
thanks for that

I'm funny

I know because I said so

>>936413302
<3

>That's... that's what it is

10 points to anyone who gets THAT reference

>>936413305
So fucking pretty

>>936413260
Noot noot

Please don't post screenshots from my reddit

>>936413362
>no Jlaw to contribute on my phone

I can't stop being a cunt

>>936413385
she looks half-bred

>>936413029
If he's a Verstappen fan he'll be screaming and smashing up his house.

I dunno I just searched F1 on twitter and the top guy had a crash with kid who looks like he's too young to be driving

Because I hate myself

>>936413393
saved for later

>>936413385
charli has drained so much cum

>>936413401
we know

I'm talking to myself

>>936413385
Pumping so fast and hard now

>>936413440
Vanilla brunettes are my all-time jam

>>936413443
we know

It's desperate insane nonsense

>>936413415
she's killed billions

There we go. It took until 100 pics but he's so angry at being ignored and nobody paying attention to his text posts it's time for the penis pics.

>>936413460
pretty based

>>936413457
based j-tard

>>936413471
She’ll kill more with my load

>>936413490
you have been successfully triggered. As indicated here
>>936413484

Continue. This thread is awful as it is

>>936413489
What can I say? I just want what the CHUDs don't.

>>936413443
I do that all the time, its okay <3

I just want any semblance of control

>>936413521
based j-tard letting it all hang out

>>936413524
Make me groan

>>936413456
>>936413498
time to finish

>If I change one pixel that will annoy the people stupid enough to filter each file individually

You can filter by the random filenames you're having 4chanx automatically assign these files.

So you keep posting and talking to yourself.

>>936413521
>>936413551

Like this, and the rest of us will just turn on the "filter images using randomized filenames" option.

>>936413568
I yearn to see her naked again
but it's Sunday and God is watching now more than ever

>>936413583
Moan me out

>>936413572
beady does that too. Brings his fapping session to an end when someone else starts spamming.

makes you wonder...

I'm so desperately powerless

I'm connecting dots that aren't even there

Why can't I just leave and save myself the upset?

>>936413572
Okay about to blow for charli

Because I have nothing else

>>936413609
>shadow looks like a bare tit
yup, to the google machine I go again

How bad is your internet that there's a (30)+2 second delay between text posts?

Are you using a free VPN?

>>936413605
doesn't make me wonder cause i'm not a fucking idiot obsessed with a homeless man
>>936413637

>>936413669
Don't you mean a freePN?

All I can do is accuse them of doing the sad things I do

>>936413609
I wanna fuck her pits, paint her face in cum and then tell her she’s a shit actress and a shittier person before punching her in her jizz soaked lips

>>936413682
hush now and shoot ropes of putrid spunk into a receptacle.

>>936411865
I love her

>>936413682
owned

>>936413690
Thanks Linus.

>>936413722
>>936413764
The duality of anon

>>936413682
Fuccckkk

>>936413814
she got fat

>>936413832
you were already a fat cunt.

>>936413853
someone's in a bad mood

kek beady btfo!

>300
before
>150

>>936414007
This is also my ftw the 'thing' being posted above.

>>936414026
>my ftw
And if you can guess what THAT means you get a dollar. A real one not canadian play money.

>>936414007
touch grass

More Cara I wanna cum

>>936414060
My wheels get stuck

J-fat is seething

>>936414054
>>936414077
UM, YUM

Cara NOW

>>936413832
good

>>936414353
Next thread

>>936414358

based chubby-chaser

one to get it warmed up

+quality

>>936414473
thick women best

It loves a chubby shota

>>936413217
don't ever praise the thread, that triggers the spammers

>>936414488
Already pumping

>>936414572
>>936414611
funderful

>>936414522
>>936414535
>>936414546
hershey kiss niiiiips

farts and niggers and such

Nat anon...