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Anonymous No.936431765 >>936431883 >>936431889 >>936432258 >>936432305 >>936433746 >>936438465 >>936438851 >>936440462 >>936440528 >>936447382
BARISTA BRO
>you go to a new coffee shop
>this boy takes your order
>he speaks in broken english
>he asks if you want anything that's not on the menu
>winks at you

YOUR RESPONSE?
Anonymous No.936431883
>>936431765 (OP)
mash my super combo

c:<
Anonymous No.936431889 >>936433997 >>936437215
>>936431765 (OP)

Listen here son my grandpappy probably killed your grandpappy back in 'nam and I wouldn't mind recreating that scenario again so you take that homosexual scallywagging and shove it deep down into that city boy body of yours, you hear?
Anonymous No.936432258 >>936432413 >>936433075
>>936431765 (OP)
>YOUR RESPONSE?
Your place or mine?
Anonymous No.936432305 >>936433075
>>936431765 (OP)
here i go pounding twink ass again
Anonymous No.936432413 >>936433111 >>936433151
>>936432258
whichever you prefer
Anonymous No.936433075 >>936433185
>>936432258
>>936432305
How do you know that's what he is implying?
Anonymous No.936433111
>>936432413
>whichever you prefer
Holy shit. MY place. I have an unbelievable kitchen (I'll cook dinner) and you can rest and relax in the hot tub. You'll need to rest up for later.
Anonymous No.936433151
>>936432413
I'm on a bet.
Anonymous No.936433185 >>936433334
>>936433075
He will most assuredly know what I'm implying.
Anonymous No.936433334 >>936433410
>>936433185
i wonder what he is into
Anonymous No.936433410
>>936433334
Anonymous No.936433707 >>936435496
Just have to wait and see.
Anonymous No.936433746 >>936435105
>>936431765 (OP)
Ew, he's too feminine looking. Must be Korean.
Anonymous No.936433997
>>936431889
SOMEBODY'S afraid of gay people. Come out of that closet, angry boy. C'mon, it's nice out here.
Anonymous No.936435105 >>936435496 >>936436536 >>936438445 >>936447492
>>936433746
he's half white
Anonymous No.936435496
>>936435105
What is going on here
>>936433707
Far uglier than the wasian posted ITT
Anonymous No.936435620
his sister is cute too
Anonymous No.936436536
>>936435105
fuck
Anonymous No.936437215
>>936431889
get over it boomer
Anonymous No.936438445
>>936435105
gay
Anonymous No.936438465 >>936438676
>>936431765 (OP)
This is what peak masculinity looks like.
Anonymous No.936438676
>>936438465
truth
Anonymous No.936438851 >>936438978
>>936431765 (OP)
Do you have a younger brother?
Anonymous No.936438978 >>936439263
>>936438851
fuck off pervert
Anonymous No.936439263
>>936438978
Do you have nude pictures of your younger brother? Would you like to buy some.
Anonymous No.936440462
>>936431765 (OP)
ask for a reuben with extra dressing
Anonymous No.936440528 >>936441061 >>936442154
>>936431765 (OP)
I ask him if he wants to hang out maybe go to a gun range and do some bro thing and make him into a man. Then I fuck him in the back seat and never call again.
Anonymous No.936441061 >>936441103
>>936440528
don't make him shoot a gun that's mean
Anonymous No.936441103 >>936441337
>>936441061
I’m not making him, besides he probably served in the RoK army
Anonymous No.936441337 >>936442257 >>936444884
>>936441103
no, because he was born in the united states
Anonymous No.936442154 >>936442257
>>936440528
what if he calls you
Anonymous No.936442257 >>936442634
>>936441337
Oh, what if wanted to try it though? I’ll give him double ear protection to keep his ears 100% safe… and I’ll stand behind him and position him for better aim..
>>936442154
Then I pick up because let’s face it, I’m not really a bad guy. Just hard to get.
Anonymous No.936442634 >>936446361
>>936442257
>and I’ll stand behind him and position him for better aim..
sounds horny
Anonymous No.936442726 >>936443459
Anonymous No.936443459 >>936443723
>>936442726
i'd buy him a stuffy
Anonymous No.936443723
>>936443459
i'd stuff him and buy him
Anonymous No.936444884
>>936441337
Lucky. He'd have fun in the army.
Anonymous No.936446361
>>936442634
No I’m just trying to help him aim, he will love the smell of gunpowder goodnight anon
Anonymous No.936447382
>>936431765 (OP)
He's not feminine enough like he's almost over that line but still too mannish. I like my bottoms fem looking
Anonymous No.936447492
>>936435105
jesus
Anonymous No.936450693
bump?