Thread 936444518

What’s your preferred method of dying?

>>936444518 (OP)
logfag

>>936444518 (OP)
An big ass explosion would be pretty cool.

>>936444518 (OP)
Ideally growing old.

Also is it still dudebro making these threads?

>>936444904
dudebro?

>>936444962
Adam

>>936445003
No I’m Josh

>>936445040
Oh good, then everything is as it should be. Carry on then, Jish

>>936445088
Who tf is Adam lol

>>936445188
it's made up your talking to logfag

Taking a high dose of pentobarbital along with benzos and an anti nausea agent. Everyone should be allowed to die in this way imo

>>936445227
Adam deez nuts

>>936445246
fuck off

>>936445271
Oh come on that’s all it takes to trigger you now?

why did nuri live with a pedophile? I thought she was anti wanting to kill pedos snd then let one kill her dog and grt away with it and she paid the fine too

>>936445271
Not on the server lol

There he goes

>>936445334
Don't want to be. They befriend child molesters

>>936445333
Wow you’re retarded tonight

>>936445385
No U

>>936445403
>nuri comeback
you really do love her

Nuri sister molested children and she knew and did nothing

Anyway, cheers gents, that was quick

>>936445444
No u is not attributed to 4chan it's older and certainly not a newfag even newer than myself

>>936445450
I am eating Nuri's pussy right now. She's building up to a big orgasm

>>936445484
Fuck off niggerfaggot spamming log threads. Go to discord. Not /b/ culture

Shane got molested as a child by his gym coach. Hey Shane, member Coach Coronado?

>>936445543
No u

this is r9k shit or better soc where they do the egirl shit

>>936445591
AHH WHAT THE FUCK SHANE

>>936445591
I don't even have to edit your picture you're ugly as fuck

>>936445609
>>>/soc/

Let’s see, let’s count how many women Josh has proven to talk to daily versus Shane.

Josh: 8
Shane: 0 (1 if Nuri calls him a retard)

Why did nuri live with a child molester

July 4th is the day I break free from my bondage. Independence Day

>>936445710
Why did you?

>>936445683
>prostitutes
FTFY
Discord doesn't count idk i might be talking to hundred because they stay anon like people should

>>936445732
Fuck are you on about I never did. Nuri said her sister fucked with kids

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Nuri sister according the her is a child molester.
>>936445815
Did you know ted bundy was one also?

>>936444518 (OP)
In my sleep.
If I have to be conscious, then I want it to be instant death.

My meme answer would be getting suffocated by a girls pussy while her twin sister sucks my dick but thats never going to happen.

>>936445815
Ted Bundy was responsible for the death of at least one child victim, Kimberly Leach, who was 12 years old.
Here's some information about Kimberly Leach:
She was Bundy's last known victim.
She was kidnapped and murdered in Lake City, Florida, on February 9, 1978.
Bundy was sentenced to death for her murder.
While Bundy's primary targets were young women in their late teens and early twenties, he did target minors in some cases. Other potential child victims mentioned in the search results include:
Susan Curtis, 15.
Lynette Culver, 13.
Ann Burr, 8 (suspected).

>>936445749
I wasn’t even counting Nuri except for you

>>936445777
Buddy was a pedophile

>>936445834
Sage goes in the options field, not name field.

Newfag

>>936445951
Discord doesn't count
online doesn't count at all that doesn't mean shit you can go on tinder or i can and talk to 30

>>936445977
Nuri is a pedo by her words. it isn't made up like you're making shit up

>>936445873
13 is a child to you?

>>936446061
yes

>>936446047
>shit up

>>936446072
No

>>936446102
Yes it's a child.

>>936446018
He works with women all day every day

>>936446270
that doesn't count lmao

>>936446311
Hes the guy that breaks them in

>>936444518 (OP)
Some amalgamation of drugs where I'm high af and dont feel shit.

Also 13 is age of consent in a lot of places

>>936444518 (OP)
>What’s your preferred method of dying?

>>936446349
lmao he's a virgin cuz if he wasn't he wouldn't be so desperate for ethots paying for nudes and night calls where's he's a submissive

>>936446469
I’m not desperate for anyone

>>936446512
If you're not good but josh isn't he pays to talk to prostitutes like the guy in that one movie who supposedly has bad breath

if imma pay s prostitute imma fuck not conversate

>>936446580
>https://voca.ro/1o2wcUn22KwF
he's a sub
lmao

>>936446580
I’m Josh

>>936446992
Well then you're desperate

>>936447035
I’m not desperate

>>936447084
You pay for conversations "friends" etc so yes you are. I get it and i don't even want it

>josh: look i bought 2 switches please talk to me i have video games i might give it to you ughh idk

lmao pathetic

>>936447108
I’ve never given anyone money..

>>936447174
if you're buying crumbl a large amount and videogames to impress you are essentially. You don't need 100 high calorie cookies, you don't need 2 switches your buying to impress because you can't attract without throwing money
and not even considering direct payments

>>936447257
I enjoy cookies and gaming

>>936447556
that's not why you bought them lol
you want to impress. you probably do like games but you don't need 2 switches and you don't 100 cookies

>>936447711
I have a lot of money..

>>936446146
Nope

>>936447744
I have a lots of money

Black dick is always on my mind

>>936447868
Why
>>936448087
We’ve noticed

>>936448434
Some people just need more money

>>936448506
Pedos? Like you?

i miss nuri...

>>936449513
She’s sleeping

>>936445369
old wyatt

>>936449513
I miss kombuchan

watching the sun explode

>>936449778
kombucha is a prostitute go on halsted

>>936449778
at least kombuchan shows up like once a month or so, nuri is just gone.

>>936449581
She should be working

>>936449845
Nuri was here yesterday pissing off shane as per usual

>>936449846
they're prostitutes this is their hours that's why they post till 4am just instead of hooking on street they're doing it on here

>>936449875
oh fuck did i really miss her. do you have an archive link or something?

>>936449914
No I don’t care to traverse the archive. She just mostly does vocaroos back n forth with him

>>936449914
Just talk on discord or twitter you don't have to look at archive

>>936449932
I like talking to her here, it pisses you off

>>936449957
No it doesn't im pretty disingenuous about my grievances idc really but you must appease anon in your heads

Member when Shane got a whole thread deleted for saying he’d fuck a child

>>936450078
Nah i'd be banned then. Nuris sister fucked kids though

>>936450098
Sounds like she’s living your dream apparently

Nuri sister had sex with children and she was fine with it despite her anti pedo attitude which is weird.. also the fact she watches romances between kids on tv almost exclusively which is pedo

>>936450162
proof?

Shane got molested by Coach Coronado and masturbates to the thought every night

>>936450210
Who the fuck is that? I'm genuinely wondering where you got this name from

>>936450197
she said it herself

the only coronado im getting is from san diego i never lived in san diego

>>936450210
a lot of people ask what my favorite way of dying is and its not a death that is pleasurable at all and quite brutal

>>936450145
That's not my dream i don't want to be with anyone this nonsense is making me hate women in general and their pathetic simps

leftists only tactic is calling people pedos but it's also alt rights aswell they just nonstop call eachother pedos. there was a thread of 200 posts of pictures of them going back and forth calling eachother pedos

>>936450258
Playing coy isn’t really your style but I appreciate the attempt to save face

>>936450872
No im really wondering like seriously

>>936451007
I’ve dug up a lot of stuff on you, friend

>>936451771
no you haven't you fucking retarded schizo

>>936444518 (OP)

Legal 1v1 bare knuckle, no holds barred fighting to the death for net worth rewards, legalized fully and you gain the equivalence of a senate seat in terms of political power for winning.

Obviously.

Any other answer is for absolute k1ke retard faggots.

>>936451771
https://voca.ro/11I2LGmUcO7v

>>936444518 (OP)
Snu snu

rabies

>>936444518 (OP)
being strangled by a woman in her sleep

>>936444518 (OP)
Freezing to death would be peaceful.

>>936444518 (OP)
i want to be fucked to death by good looking women ,

>>936444518 (OP)
Cope and seethe, then fall asleep

>>936446654
That was never me btw

>>936444518 (OP)
Couple of beers and a smoke watching the states go to war with each other

What

>>936451960
What if you 1v1 a gorilla

Big yikes I didn’t know 4chan had a group of pedos

>>936464411
I mean....

>>936444518 (OP)
Old age.

>>936445810
I'm Jonesin' for some Kool aid!

>>936445995
sage goes in all fields

>>936446360
>13 is age of consent in a lot of places
ORLY?

Why would anyone want a child when you can have your head crushed by a muscle mommy

>>936463856
>when the game glitches out and the high polygon model for the delorean doesnt pop in

>>936464411
Don't play dumb, agent Leary.

>>936444518 (OP)
crashing my car into an anti-abortion demonstration

>>936466596
This

>>936444518 (OP)
I would prefer to be thrown into a volcano

>>936466596
I support abortion rights for minorities.

>>936467436
I support abortion for all

>>936469213
Well aren't you just a virtuous motherfucker? Hey everybody! Check out the progressive cred on THIS cat!
Sheeeit, I bet you think food is a human right and personal property is bullshit too!

>>936469302
No it’s because we have too many people on the planet. Aryan or not, the world is severely overpopulated

>>936467436
>>936469213
Yes, I am past supporting abortion rights. I am to the point of advocating for abortion as a positive step to improve society.

People should not just have the right to terminate their pregnancy; they should be encouraged to do so and to do so with out shame, but rather, pride.

>>936469383
Exactly this. Well, not the pride shit. But humans shouldn’t be producing. At most one kid her family but every poor person I know has 5 kids on average

>>936469332
Alriiiiiiight! Get a load of the Malthusian chops on Brayden over here!
Too many people on the planet. I bet we'll be facing severe drought and famine by the year 2000! Isn't that right Mr. Earth Day?

>>936469419
You’re right, let’s just eradicate everyone not white. That’ll skyrocket us into salvation.

>>936469674
I'm glad we agree on something. =]

>>936469745
Yeah anyways make sure to come back when you’re 18 or older

>>936469813
Ouch! I'm 19, but thanks for bringing that up and triggering my age dysphoria, you fucking ageist. :'(

>>936469894
Shut the fuck up pedo

Bicycle trailer trash crash

>>936470112
Fuck off racist.

>>936470906
You should have been aborted

>>936470879
is there a version with sound?

>>936471106
How of you! ;-)

>>936471297
>doesnt know how to unmute mp4s

culp

>>936444518 (OP)
Escher’s stairs: falling down them until I die

Or being hit by a bus at full speed and being sent flying. Especially a yellow school bus, that shit would be cash

>>936444518 (OP)
I miss seeing nudes of Nuri, she was so fun

>>936471535
she was boring

>>936471517
A yellow school bus filled with prime underage puss?

>>936471535
I’m fat now

>>936472466
my dick is fat

>>936472466
How fat we speaking, chubby or land whale mode?

>>936472925
Land whale
>>936472694
My dick I’d also fat

>>936473033
Is* I’m rarded still at least

>>936473184
Do you have a soothing mode where you can soothe a man? I was riding my bicycle to the post office and I got sick. I shit my pants and got a flat tire and got rained on. I fell on the ground and injured my hip and testicle. I fell on the traffic divider on the freeway. I don't have enough energy to get back home 4 miles. I have no food at home. I'm cold sweating and trying to hold down the vomit and stop shitting. It came out like a whole pot of bean soup. I don't want to ask for assistance because I have shit down my legs and in my pants. It's like 90 degrees out.

>>936469418
Why not pride? What is there to be ashamed about? I knocked up a girl in college and she was like "what will we do?" and I was just like, "ummmm, Do they take american express?" She made a big deal out if it like "oh I should be so ashamed that I let a guy in pussy and wasn't on birth control." I just said, "yeah well I am not ashamed of shooting my load in you while I was drunk" and pretty much told everyone about it.

Then later, my wife and I were getting our shit together and she got pregnant and we were thinking, "hmmmm, we wanted to buy a house first but we can make it work." But then I though about raising a fucking kid in our shitty apartment and we decided to wait. She got the abortion and we bought a house and then 3 years later, leveraged our equity into buying another house and rented the old one and then had our son. Then leveraged it again to buy another rental and now I can afford to send that son to college and between his scholarships and my payments, he will graduate debt free.

fuck that. people should be more ashamed of getting a nose job than an abortion.

>>936473260
But you killed a child. You are a murderer. Every time your sink get clogged or the toilet is clogged, that's your murdered child coming back to get you

>>936473432
you know who clogged the toilet?

>>936473260
Because it’s just a procedure you say through. What’s there to be proud of? I’d be proud as the doctor

>>936473260
That fetus needs to get a job

>>936473432
bullshit
We scraped some zygotic cells off her body

no child involved

Thats like having a wart removed and saying "I just killed a family of christians"

Or getting chemo for your cancer and claiming it is a genocide.

Also, ask my son if he'd rather have a debt free education, ski trips every year, and old beater car to drive and everything else or an older sibling and (likely) none of that.

>>936473496
fair response.

I really just meant proud as in not ashamed, although I am proud that we made the decision not to ruin our and our familyy's lives by having a kids just because we were drunk and horny.

>>936473601
You could have stepped up to the plate and made enough money to pay for both of them.

>>936444518 (OP)
Nuri u got something special for daddy?

Something you wanna show him maybe

>>936473735
she doesn't have one, rude

>>936473735
She's got something she wants to show Shane's dead mom

>>936473735
She just said she’s a chunky monkey

Jesus christ, this thread...

>>936473033
Also is that really you, Nuri?

Shane, are you not aware that Nuri is of legal age. Which by your own words means she’s not your type. You might want to stop lurking here all day

Is Shane's dad dead too? He looks like someone who had a loser for a dad. Like father, like son.

>>936473781
Who wants to know

>>936473716
sure

but what are the odds I could have made good money if I left college to work to pay for the first. That would be dumb. I made the right decision and looking around this country (and others) about a billion people should have made a similar choice, but noooooo, because some fucking pope wanted more peoplle to tithe, they said abortion is a sin.

>>936473815
The super cool guy with a crippling internet addiction who isn't a hemorrhoid zombie...

>>936473584
I approve of this

except the debt part. There is a difference between using debt to advance your position and using debt to pay for a lifestyle you can't afford.

>>936473995
enough about you

>>936474047
That's something my brother would've said...

>>936473995
You already know..

>>936444518 (OP)
Not having died before, I am not sure. How about letting me live for another 500 years and then getting back to me?

Wat did nuri even do wrong?

>>936474187
Shut up pedo

>>936474267
Pissed off a pedophile

>>936444518 (OP)
If I’m never going to have sex than now is my preferred ways

>>936474267
advertising on 4chan

>>936474150
Aw snap, hi Nuri! Welcome back to internet hell

do not try to make money here like bitches on twitter and reddit

>>936474368
Who said I was back

I could be your imagination

>>936474270
Im not nuri sister who she provided shelter for. if i knew a pedo i would take everything from them until they died

>>936474414
Your father was a failure and raised 2 hookers

>>936474476
Shut up pedo

>>936474503
one of which who died because the they couldn't convince them out of drug addiction

>>936474503
Shut up pedo

>>936474547
you don't have issues with pedos you take issue with people who don't hugbox you. are you in loli threads 24/7 or the dilf threads telling them to kill themselves? no? shocker

>>936474560
How am i a pedo? what underage person am i hitting on? I know who josh believes is a minor and he did

>>936474619
Shut up pedo

>>936474414
Słuszna uwaga, słuszna uwaga...

>>936474696
your trying to befriend a guy who thinks someone is underage and tried talking to them

Nuri has a knack for pissing off pedos

>>936474781
that literally says the opposite and just says law

>>936473716
>stepped up to the plate
Pro abort? Anti abort?
I don't care.
Sports metaphors are for faggots.

>>936474756
>says the guy who saved the video on his phone and is reposting it
are you stupid short or gay?

>>936474852
It's an adult. when you believe someone is underage and you still try talking to them then you're making a conscious effort to be a pedo.

>>936474756
Ki is literally a minor and you spam her content. Pedo proven. Josh was right

>>936474893
No she isn't

>>936474890
so you're calling someone a pedo based on the assumption that they thought the person was underaged but you know for a fact they weren't. wow. I think you may be actually reaching a new level here

>>936474781
Holy fuck! There's a place where that's legal? I need to make sure I never ever go anywhere even close to that! Where is it?

>>936474816
Saying you want to marry a 15 year old is not the law

>>936474938
if you believe someone is underage or vulnerable that's predatory behavior and pedos are sexual predators they seek that

>>936474954
where does it say that it say choosing celibacy

>>936474987
and you have proof of this? that he though she was underaged? you wanna provide that proof outside of him literally just saying hello or is that the proof you have.

>>936475021
nobody should talk to someone they believe is a minor on 4chan unless they're a pedo

>>936475078
ok so you have no proof and you're calling josh a pedo for saying hi. fuck off shane. you're the definition of a kike today.

>>936475107
im sure i could match his images to a statement assuming such

>>936475146
im sure you could shut your fucking retarded mouth for 2 minutes if you really tried

>>936475162
Im typing retard.

this isn't even counting the namefag tsukihime who i report constantly

Honestly Shane isn’t even worth it. He’s just another pedophile jag on 4chan.

>>936475234
That's literally josh by his own understanding and conscience efforts

>>936475107
I tell minors that they should leave and why when I come across them, to be fair. I think a couple of them were smart enough to listen too lol

>>936475270
proof?

>>936475270
do you admit you do talk to them? you see them and you talk extensively instead of just reporting and nopeing out

Josh is the guy online talking to minors trying to save them. Oldest excuse given to police
>mr hanson i just came by to play videogames

>>936475428
https://voca.ro/1mGVLbgcIRj3

>>936475480
there's so many mouth noises in these 34 seconds it has to be a world record

>>936475480
ok pedo
https://voca.ro/14D8WpqdNefn

>>936475751
https://voca.ro/11dqF7ZKTS9K

>>936475810
Shut up pedo

I’ve noticed with Shane, he likes to project shit he has done or does onto other people and blame them for it.

>>936475349
Well I go dicks out first, obviously. Then when they get disgusted by my advances, I tell them in an embarrassed fashion that they should leave. It's not that complicated...

>>936475893
Well I’m horny now

>>936475938
It's not projection he just admitted it>>936475270
He says why because people like him look for them. I don't talk to them i just report

>>936475964
sorry im retarded and have an extra large tongue that i can't fit in my mouth

>>936476092
that makes me even hornier.

josh has a tiny tongue not suited for optimal cunnilingus

I love poop

>>936476293
did you know that just like the word boob you can spell poop forward and backwards. also the name hannah.

Yall be getting caught chris hanson style and making the same excuses

In my own bed, at the age of eighty, with a belly full of wine and a maiden's mouth around my cock.

>>936476885
nice im probably going out like elvis on shitter with my dick in my hand

I want to die in a shootout with the cops after shooting registered Cicero pedophile Shane

>>936476980
im not on a registry

>>936464799
Flavor Aid

Anyway, hi Nuri. I'll make sure to make a cookie deposit by tomorrow night

>>936477893
She’s dead now

The pedo cartel sent hitmen after Nuri. Shane, obviously just a mook for the pedo cartel, didn’t like her insulting him.

>>936477917
Same

>>936477936
she is in it she's the high priest saving minors from 4chan by telling them to make twitter accounts and onlyfans for people to follow.

>>936474694
Doctored photo btw

>>936478727
no it isn't you can search the archive

>>936478727
archived.moe/b/thread/934201256/#934201396

>>936479375
https://archived.moe/b/thread/934201256/#934201396

my bad

>>936478727
It was a medical necessity.

Shane is literally a proven pedophile. All those waifu faggots are. I just wish we sussed him out in the beginning

shane likes to press his butthole up against other guys buttholes and then they poop back and forth

>>936479394
imagehash
o4t8q8MnJsGteozRgcXqJg

>>936479454
*correction
https://archived.moe/b/search/image/XpfyWZVcw6qwsc2J8YdyQg/

Josh talks to people. Oooo what a pedophile

One thing Josh didn’t say is he’d marry a 15 year old

>>936479851
people he believes are underage

>>936479867
nobody did

How do you search an image hash?

>>936479898
What a fucking joke you are lol

>>936480042
i got instruction from the admin of the archives but you drag the image to the hash box

>>936480213
Thanks.
Anyone else have trouble with that site? It’s like slow or buggy or often down?

you can also get it like i do which isn't actually to filter people but to track them
>>936480260
you need an ad blocker and it goes down periodically because it gets ddos all the time

>>936444904
oldest people have the highest suicide rates for obvious reasons

I got the dildo for my butt baby

>>936480295
I have an ad blocker.
Does the image hash change when other people save then use those images?

>>936480514
yes

>>936480449
hang myself and be forgotten forever

edit: im still alive so probably rope lol

edit2: im still alive so definitely rope lol

imagehash filtering and searching is primarily for avatarfag drama because they use the same image or spam threads

>>936479394
Doctored url.

>>936479675
You should've seen the results from before I changed the name lol. Shit got wild, like whole ass conversations with 9 year olds and stuff.

Also another doctored url

>>936480798
no it isn't stop making excuses

>>936481015
It's literally fake, anon. You're trolling

>>936481262
i mean i have communicated with the admin but thats tinfoil territory to think they'd fabricate an archive post for some literally who

>>936481409
No you haven't, you're literally just trolling. Stop it

>>936481493
you just got to stop making these threads lol they failed hard

>>936481798
I didn't make this thread, you're literally trolling bro

Actually a bad troll lol

What

i said what what in the butt

>>936484816
I forgot about what what in the butt

>>936444518 (OP)
Yeah, I'd like to place a collect call?

>>936484816
Poop in the butt

Aww rip thread

>>936486117
Rest in poop

Alright I’m back. What happened

Drowning in a septic tank would be chill.