Thread 936445470

Been going on dates with this girl for about 2 weeks now. Any good advice on how to try and actually make the relationship get to the next level without her leaving once she sees me nude?

>>936445470 (OP)
get a realistic penis sleeve extension

>>936445656
i mean it could work for a one time thing but not if imma keep this relationship going

show us your cum

>>936445470 (OP)
You could become a pro ass eater and pussy eater.. and use nothing but force when you pound. Use that sexy ass to put force behind your plaps the reverberations will make her whole pussy feel the clapping

>>936446601
tbh not a bad strat, gotta leverage my other abilities.

Your balls are also tiny.

>>936445470 (OP)
Just try to get a general idea of her dick size preferences. Even though most women prefer you to be hung, there are some that don’t care unless you have a literal micropenis. Even then, there are probably some people that are into that.

>>936445470 (OP)
i bet youre asian you gook! small penis

>>936446973
thanks never noticed
>>936447270
yeah i just dont know how to go about it, but she is nice so im hoping she doesn’t mind.
>>936447458
i mean i am half asian lol

Be honest with yourself and her. Reality is: you have a small penis. Does that mean you and your girl cannot enjoy intercourse? No.You have so many options, from using your tongue, fingers and hands to arouse her, stimulate her and please her. Do not be afraid or ashamed to use sex toys, explore both of your limits and fantasies and see what works and what not. If she likes you for who you are, your penis will not be a problem. If she's a size queen she's probably not for you and don't waste your time, there is someone for everyone :) P.S. I would love to blow you lol

>>936445470 (OP)
Just showed you to my gf and she said "it's not too bad".
Either that means don't worry about it or that I have a small cock too. Either way, a woman told you that your cock isn't bad

>>936448153
she's a keeper anon

>>936445470 (OP)
Hey, at least you got dates. I can get both palms on my dick and I don't have a gf, a date or even a chance for these things.

>>936448194
She's short, has a fat ass and big tits, and is generally just super cute. I'm not letting go of her to save my life! We're getting married next year

>Picrel
Her ass

>>936447270
>there are some that don’t care unless you have a literal micropenis

Do you not see OP's pic? He has a micropenis retard

>>936448328
happy marriage anon, wish you both the best, also if you want to share her or talk more about her in general, drop ur disc, nice ass

>>936445470 (OP)
100% tell her before hand.
best way to avoid a freak out moment

>>936448337
have you actually seen microbenises anon that's not what that is it's just shorter than average

>>936447997
thanks for the reply, can’t know for sure of course but i really doubt she would be the size queen type. time to learn some techniques
>>936448153
wells thats good to hear, ur girl got a great ass too
>>936448325
are u trying to date or whats ur situation? hasn’t been hard for me to land dates luckily.

>>936448438
>The average stretched penile length (SPL) for adult males is 5.25 inches. An SPL of 3.67 inches or less indicates an adult micropenis.

OP is maxed out at like 2.5 inches

>>936448469
>or whats ur situation
I'm short, fat, graying hair and a really shitty person. Really, my dick is the best thing about me and it's not world record worthy.

>>936448410
thats been the plan but just dont know how to make it not an awkward convo
>>936448566
i mean i guess being short can make it harder to date, but at least personality shouldn’t be the hardest to fix for yourself/dating.

>>936448618
>but at least personality shouldn’t be the hardest to fix
I don't want to.

>>936448555
oh sorry. maybe i'm thinking of intersex

>>936447661
half amercian? or european?

>>936445470 (OP)
My dick is smaller and while it has lead to me me being rejected more than once it also hasn't mattered sometimes. Typically by the time a girl wants to see you naked they kind of want you. I usually over compensate being aggressive eirh fingers and hair pulling and stuff, trying to get them overwhelmed or off before it is even in.

Also you're not micro so you're probably fine. Like yours has a nice curve, seems quite firm and body isn't bad. Sounds stupid, but I always think if a small dick as a butterface; sure it isn't a turn on, but damn if those tits and ass don't make it worth it.

Good luck honestly.

>>936448555
Different abon but I am actually like a legit micro and OP looks larger than mine for what it is worth. He looks closer to 3.7-4 inches. Small but not technically micro.

>>936448640
Not OP, but do you want to talk about it bro?

>>936448640
>>936448885
same, I can give you advice if you want

>>936448675
european basically
>>936448714
thanks for the input. good luck to you too fellow anon.

>>936448835
Get your eyes fixed if you think thats anywhere near 4

>>936448992
Micro anon with the butter face thing here. Forgot to say that majority of girls I've been with have been willing to try anal because I'm tiny. Last time i wasnwith a girl who was 38 and has been sleeping around since 14. Been with a bunch of guys but always rejected anal. She let me have anal any time.

>>936449116
>get eyes checked

Fair honestly. I was giving him points for hair and fat pad. I figured pressed he has like an inch and a bit there.

>>936449205
Could have an inch under fat yet I bet its still max 3.5

>>936449577
We could ask for a measurement?

>>936449591
Nah ill get my forensic glasses on

>>936445470 (OP)
Post another angle of that micropenis

>>936449758
Works for me.

But OP is still larger than me. I'm smaller than a bic lighter.

>>936449591
honestly not sure and dont have a ruler handy rn
>>936449805
i could post another but im chilling in bed atm so idk
>>936449862
i do got a bic lighter to measure though lol

>>936449917
I mean I'll take a photo with a lighter.

I have a photo of mine next to a hotel shampoo bottle that dwarfs me.

>>936445470 (OP)
Just give up early

I mean only if you’re super rich, or she’s retarded. It’s not just the size, the shaft, ball, and nipple color clearly indicate you should probably check “other” when filling out the census. Also confusing is you’re fat, but you’re not. It looks like if you lost weight you could gain two inches, but your fat distribution is so weird anything could happen.

>>936449970
bone pressed im at least bigger than a bic luckily

>>936449862
>>936450224
Looking like I was right that it is indeed a micro

>>936450224
Have you ever heard of jelqing

>>936450224
You certainly are. We are similar in size but you're still bigger.
>>936450322
I conced.

Also am I supposed to post mine now?

>>936450471
Go for it, spice up this thread

>>936450418
word sounds familiar but no idea what that is

>>936450486
Here.

>>936450224
Bic anon. I think you beat me.

>>936450676
not bad girth though which is good for you.

anywsys im off to sleep so peace out yall

>>936450960
Night bro.

What stops me from posting mine if im 11?

>>936451080
Modesty? 11 inches is pretty ridiculous though. If you mean 11cm than it isn't too small.

>>936451080
First of all you gotta show her what your body type is and if it turns you on