Thread 936447973

If you put ketchup on a hot dog, you deserve to be beaten up with a heavy piece of mining equipment.

>>936447973 (OP)
It's so good though. Holy motherfucking shit it's good.

>>936448003
Fuck

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ssQ7jb41wHU&pp=ygURSG93VG9CYXNpYyBob3Rkb2c%3D

>>936447973 (OP)
>>936448003

I am usually more of
a mustard and relish
kind of man from time
to time.
SO WHAT THE FUCK
IS YOUR PROBLEM?,...HUH?,...
FOR FUCK SAKE,PEOPLE!,...
GET!,...SOME!,...HELP!

>>936448003
Finally a voice of reason

>>936449276

BUT WHAT ABOUT MY
VOICE ALONG WITH MY
OPINIONS,YOU LITTLE SHIT???!!!

FOR FUCK SAKE,PEOPLE!,...
YOU FUCKING AMATEURS!,...
YOU REALLY ARE PATHETIC!

Get. Some. Help.

>>936447973 (OP)
>>936448003
>>936449276

I put salsa and guacamole on my wieners

>>936447973 (OP)
Ketchup really is the worst condiment. It works on fries and burgers, and it's a base for the superior cocktail sauce. That's it, and there are better sauces for fries and burgers.

I only put ketchup on steak.

Mustard, onions and sauerkraut only

>>936447973 (OP)
The problem in this thread is you're all faggots and haven't tried Heinz Pickle flavored Ketchup.
It's so premium they won't even put HFCS in it. It's a condiment only for those in the know. So you wouldn't like it anyway because you're a gay.

>>936447973 (OP)
Ketchup, mustard, and relish.

>>936447973 (OP)
I'll put ketchup on Andy Sixx's log of shit just for variety, but it by no means requires any condiment.

>>936447973 (OP)
Is it bad if I put a hotdog on my ketchup?

>>936447973 (OP)
This prohibition only applies to Chicago Dogs.
Otherwise, only faggots concern themselves with other men do with their wieners.

>>936448003
Ketchup is disgusting on anything. But it's especially egregiously profane to defile the sanctity of a hotdog with such vile a concoction. Burn in the fires of eternal damnation heathen.

>>936447973 (OP)
I put hot sauce (Sriracha is my fav) and mayo (not miracle whip that's fucking salad dressing) on my hot dogs, even better with 100% beef...
Is this sacrilege?

>>936451732
Ketchups good on eggs, and chips as long as they're just salt and vinegar, id normally prefer to soak chips in hot sauce instead but poverty will make you do things.

>>936451609
a chicago dog made the correct way is my favorite, other people can smother theirs with horse semen, doesn't affect me

>>936447973 (OP)
I've always preferred mustard over ketchup and you need some onion too at the very least with some chilli sauce as well.

>>936451609
>>936451935
OK, Jew.

>>936452153
go enforce your gay hot dog rules on your fellow homosexuals

>>936452188
Shalom!

>>936447973 (OP)
theres really no condiment you can put on a hotdog that will ruin it theyre too good

>>936451935
Chicago dogs are dumb gross tourist trash, but you shouldn't put ketchup on them. They already have enough bullshit, honed over decades to be perfectly balanced.
>>936452153
Do you suck dicks?

>>936447973 (OP)
If you don't put ketchup on a hot dog, you deserve to be beaten up with a heavy piece of mining equipment.

>>936453377
I'm sure you do, rabbi. How many freshly cut baby foreskins did you consume today?

>>936453377
>tourist trash
yes, there are no sport peppers in my area, hence i must consume the tourist trash version of the perfect hotdog

>>936451609
Putting big ass slices of pickle and tomato on a hot dog is the dumbest shit. Its like their entire goal is attention seeking. "Wow look at us and how poorly we make a hot dog!" Dice that shit up, faggots

>>936447973 (OP)
I love a kosher dog

>>936447973 (OP)
If you have an opinon on how somone should eat meat tube, then you don't deserve the ammount of "likes" that you are seeking. What now child?

>>936451609
Correct. Or NY dogs. On a NY dog, just mustard, sauerkraut, and red onion sauce

>>936453515
Hebrew nationals are not what they used to be.. used to be so good, premium stock, 15, 20 years ago. But like most foods, dodo, gone with.

>>936453515
>>936453533
>>936453567
Jew alert.

Imagine gatekeeping hotdogs and toppings
Anyways, Kayem all beef franks are my preferred hotdog

>>936453412
never buy gribenes from a mohel.
they're so chewy!

>>936453853
these are the goat

>>936447973 (OP)
I put ketchup and mayo with tomatos on mine.

>>936447973 (OP)
i put ranch

>>936453935
are you a big fella?

>>936453963
For you.

exgf put mayo and sriracha and diced onion

Sriracha ketchup mustard

>>936453967
are you proud to be an American?

>>936453980
no i wish i was a chinese femboy UnU

>>936453980
And I won't forget the men who died who gave that right to me... nah, I'm fucking with you. I'm Canadian.

>>936449240

>mustard and relish

Agreed, and this is delicious.

>>936453967
What's the next step in your master plan?

>>936454010
Yea, well the hotdog was invented in the USA! By Thomas Hotdog.

>>936454010
pls saar, do not redeem

>>936454056
did the USA also invent teasing a bussy by sliding my cock between the asscheeks?

>>936454087
who doesn't love sliding some gripin some glizzies

>>936454046
Ubering some hotdogs... with all the fixings! The order I just filed with the agency lists mussy, chili, jalapenos here... but only ONE of you!

>>936454127
based

Hot sausage doesn't need anything on it. Hot dogs need ketchup. If you put anything else on either of them you are disgusting. Thank you and have a good day.

>>936447973 (OP)
If you see how hotdogs are made you'd never eat another one.

>>936454368
Hot sausage needs stone ground mustard or german mustard. Hot don't need ketchup.

The end

>>936453515
100% kosher foreskin.

>>936454376
Yeah, that's what they said about chicken nuggets, and I still eat those...

>>936454376
If you ever saw what happens in a restaurant kitchen you'd never eat out again
Ignorance is bliss.

>>936447973 (OP)
Just ketchup is mediocre but mustard is kino

>>936447973 (OP)
Nah, people that think hotdogs and ketchup go together deserve to get their face torn off

>>936457495
my hot dog and your mom go together >:3