Thread 936450246

/waifu/ thread

song: https://youtu.be/87Ot3FpjWlA?si=PHDF0FSOh6kRtSmh

rurus:
>claim waifu
>post waifu
>dont steal waifu unless trips (you wont and she wont love you)
>no erp
>no overly lewd content
>passniggers get the rope
>posting gets you a reserved place in hell.
>no trips or higher will go unchecked, this is absolute. -Book of Moot 1:12
>discuss and have fun

death to foids

First!

>>936450802
lovely

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>>936451247
Yo

>>936451368
Yo.

>>936451216
yes the last one for what idk probably mod saw the schizoid spazzing out because i call a roasty a roasty

>>936451411
Sawp?

>>936452336
mindlessly hitting random on vndb and downloading everything remotely interesting.

>>936452347
Huh I see. Found a lot so far?

>>936452595
maybe 10 or so novels.
Thats already 400-500 hours of shit to read though.
I was going through so much trash the website rate limited my requests.

>>936452659
Enough Chinese cartoons for one day, start reading.

>>936452703
Thats what I've been doing for the past week or so.
This is just prep for when I run out of Tsukihime to read.

just chilling looking at cartoon butt perving which is what threads for

Butt

>>936452731
Well then...

Good Morning All!

>>936456332
UUHHHHOOOOHH

>bad ending
what the FUCK.

>>936456545
elaborate

>>936456815
CUNNY UHHOOOOH

run it back tomorrow.

>>936456641
You'll get em next time.

>>936456332
Mutineer.

Can we share?

>>936456877
I don't get it
>>936456969
He let the intrusive thoughts win

>>936457025
UHOOOH LITTLE GIRL!

>>936456986
Share what?

>>936457025
Who?

>>936457450
English, doc.
>>936457808
Percival obviously.

>>936458008
YOU LIKEL LITTLE GIRLS YOU'RE SICK AND A DIDDLER LET ANZU OUT OF THE BASEMENT YOU SICK FUCK

>>936458008
>No Anzu posted
Nice try imposter.

>>936458074
Did you just get out of the mental asylum?

>>936458222
She was taking a break.

>>936458224
No. Prison.

>>936458254
Does not compute.

>>936460102
Compute this fireball

Rolled 6, 3, 6, 1, 3, 5 = 24 (6d6)

>>936460235
Uhh let's see...

>>936460288
Not looking good.

>>936460356
What are you talking about that's above average roll, that's pretty good.

Good morning, y'all.

>>936460906
Not very good for whoever got hit, then.

Another day perving out. Fish farts are as bad as alcohol farts btw

>>936461656
Wasn't me though, surely. Hello.

>>936462276
I don't think you're the priority target for Anzuclaimer's fireballs.
But considering they're fireballs, you shouldn't stand close to priority targets.
Heya heya.

>>936462377
That's exactly who it was, I'm pretty sure.
What up?

>>936462582
Maybe it's a good time to pick up Evasion.
>What up.
I just woke up. Kitty heaven hasn't disappeared. my worries are being eased, and my heart is being filled.
Pretty good things that.

>>936460906
Hope you brought some burn cream.

>>936462707
Anzu beeds burn cream for her diaper rash?

>>936462630
Too late the hero.
God damn.
>Kitty heaven hasn't disappeared. my worries are being eased, and my heart is being filled.
Hah, you wholesome motherfucker.

>>936462707
I got holy water, does that help?

Fox.

>>936463180
Unless you were recently cursed, I'm afraid not.
>>936462916
Were you thinking about me the whole time you were locked up?

>>936463314
Yes~ UwU

>>936450460
lol

Anyone know why Shane said he wants to fuck a 14 year old?

where's that erisuan picture that had nier, bc, and like 4 others? I should be in the center of that

I can remake anyway it needs a change since some aren't around anymore

>>936463936
>>936463991
Why is your age of consent 15?

>>936463314
Flames can't hit you if you're under water.

>>936464051
law makers they just wanted it to be that and people voted for it

>>936463445
Based
>>936464068
What if I just boil the water?

>>936464051
Why isn't yours?

>>936464068
This thread is awesome as I'm going from my last job too my first job today, so I've got to wake up later then I'd like.

Claiming the beautiful onna-bugeisha assassin goddess Twilight Suzuka from Outlaw Star!

>>936462630
Waking up to kitties is the best.
Wait until they're adults and come charging your bedroom in the morning.

>>936463295
The only fox.

>>936464068
Kero kero.

>>936464154
Zuh.

>>936464156
Because I’m surprisingly not a fucking pedophile

So it’s safe to say all waifu thread posters are pedos?

>>936464154
Ain't no way. I'll be gone long before that.

>>936464308
Heyo heyo.

>>936464426
No that's dangerous. We know where you live.

>>936464395
that is actually more surprising seeing as where you are and i believe you are lying

>>936463180
>wholesome motherfucker.
I'll wear that title with pride.

>>936464308
Hah. I wonder. For tonight, I had them confined to the living room. When I'm awake, they get to enter the room I always reside in, too. But the hallway, kitchen and bedroom have been out of bounds for now.

>>936464557
I’m here to shit on Shane, I didn’t think I’d stumble into a group of pedos

>>936464697
so you're an orbiter of another guy. hah gay

>>936464154
I know. I'm so heckin BASED

>>936464395
Unironically legal in most of the world and not pedophilia. Pedophillia is girls younger than one's that have hit puberty. Do you think 15, 16 etc year olds aren't already fucking or something?

>>936464496
Tongue fetish.
How are you today?

>>936464675
Good good. It's not safe for them to wander around on their own, even inside. Plus they'll leave you little surprise puddles in places difficult to reach!
Have you chosen names for them yet, or are letting the names come to you over time?

imma make fishsticks rn

>>936464308
Hey Suzuka
>>936464496
You'll miss my monologue.

>>936465003
You know, that artist reallllly should've drawn at least one gumball in front of her shirt, because the way that image is, it gives you the wrong impression at first...

>>936465083
dirty old man thonking dirty old thoughts

>>936464755
You know, I’d respond with our classic song and dance but finding out everyone here (including you) is attracted to 15 year olds, everything makes sense and I’ll just take my leave now.

Farewell waifu threads, I hope you all die.

>>936465270
Lol okay libtard nigger. See you later.

>>936464308
Untrue.

>>936465110
I am neither of those.
Anyway, why are there so many gumballs/jawbreakers in her mouth? What, is she storing candy in her cheeks like a squirrel?
How are you today?

>>936465582
The only fox, for you.

>>936464675
Make a pin with said title.

>>936464805
Less hot than yesterday but less hot than tomorrow. How are you?

>>936465003
Worth it, not even a question.

>>936465852
We demand no more hot days.
I'm fine, thanks. Probably going to be a lazy day today. Ordering some small car parts online, browsing genuine Japanese iron tessen fans to buy, making leftover chili hot dogs for dinner probably.

>>936465802
Also untrue.

>>936464805
>Surprise puddles.
Hmm. So far they've only spilled over the water bowl. They seem to understand the litterbox QUITE well. Gods, they are stinky.
>Have you chosen names for them yet, or are letting the names come to you over time?
Bit of both. Which is to say, only one name has come to me so far.

>>936465802
All old men are dirty without exception
She's hungry.
A dark cloud hangs over my head.
>>936465852
I wish I could say I can't believe this.

>>936466031
What do we want? When do we want it?!
Ahhh that sounds nice.
>fans
Very on topic. They better not be just for show.

>>936466260
Sorry.

>>936466378
It's ok, can we still be frenemies?

>>936450802
Beautiful

>>936465852
...Okay, I apologize, I do not actually wear such things with pride.

>>936466080
You've betrayed the fox. Commit sudoku.

>>936466103
>So far they've only spilled over the water bowl.
Oh that's part of kitten life! It's part of growing up for them to tip the water dish and spill it, and part of the experience of being a kitty parent.
Wait until you come out some morning and they've spilled all the water out and are sleeping in the bowl. This happens more regularly than you might believe.
>Gods, they are stinky.
Are you giving them formula, or are they onto entirely solid food now? I mean, either way, kitty turds are never not unpleasant. And yeah, kittens typically take to the litter box quite easily. They love to poop!

>>936466260
I am not old.
You should encourage her to eat real food. Eating candy all day for every meal will stunt her growth.
I hope it's nothing bad?

>>936466378
>They better not be just for show.
Absolutely not. I've been getting more & more into traditional Japanese fans, and I've added them to my outfit/style when I go out. The problem is finding ones that are genuine Japanese, as most online are made in China. Also, finding real tessen, with iron ribs and not zinc alloy, is also difficult even when made in Japan, but my searching is paying off.

>>936466830
Imposibru.

>>936466830
>Wait until you come out some morning and they've spilled all the water out and are sleeping in the bowl. This happens more regularly than you might believe.
They've not spilled the entire bowl yet, and I've placed it on something else now. We'll see.
>Formula.
Well, they were with their mom until yesterday. They're gonna be on solid food now.

Claim and post of adorable kyaru by me

Legs

>>936466493
Think so.

>>936466615
Never too late to start!

>>936466830
Ah, excellent. I figure that all amounts to better quality.

>>936466922
Put on panties, SLUT.

>>936468038
Nono, it's not that I couldn't, I really don't want to.

>>936466922
Imagine not getting to lick cake batter off waifu because fur. The torment...

>>936466956
Their little poops will become more solid soon, then.
Know what's fun? Wear jeans, stand and coax them to climb your legs! It's adorable.

>>936466990
Acknowledgement of claim and post of cute Kyaru by (You).
How are you today, Kyaru claimer?

>>936467790
Chobits!

>>936468038
It does it does, and more authentic as well. I am perfecting my modern samurai look (I look like a fashionable weeb).

>>936468038
No u.

>>936468357
Untrue.

>>936468357
>Know what's fun? Wear jeans, stand and coax them to climb your legs! It's adorable.
I AM wearing jeans, and they've climbed Mt. Me plenty. They're after my beard and my neck.

>>936468130
You don't know what you're missing till you try it.
How's the kittehs now, what they up to?

>>936468357
Well idk how I feel about that.
>I am perfecting my modern samurai look (I look like a fashionable weeb)
Have you studied the blade?

>>936468586
Done, it's done.

The legendary detective Siesta, claimed.

Hope everyone's having a good time, as for me, i recently found entertainment in economical games. the struggle to optimize everything while keeping everything in check to see the numbers go bigger is so much fun.

>>936469314
Hmm. I should, but only when I am wearing socks again. My toe has already been bit. (Had to remove socks because it got wet from water they spilled. I wonder if this was all the plan to bite my toes.)
>How's the kittehs now, what they up to?
They're running around a ton, attacking anything and everything. I love it.

>>936469314
Good.

battery dies so quickly. I might get the horse

>>936469848
>I wonder if this was all the plan to bite my toes
As devious and evil as cats are, these younglings are probably not experienced enough for such yet.
Hah. Do they come near you yet, aside from biting your toes? Not afraid of your hands?

>>936469917
Now's your turn. That bra is slipping.

>>936470601
Hmm.. never underestimate a kitten.
>o they come near you yet
Two out of three do.
The last one stays in the other room the most. Doesn't hate being picked up tho, none of them do.
> afraid of your hands?
They are easily spooked by em, that's for sure.

>>936465475
exactly he'll come back he's the internet revenge type

>>936470601
Nah. And nah.

15min and im back in it for about an hour. I need to farm. might make some food and chill water in meantime

.

>12 automatically hidden posts
lmao

faggot getting filtered by 1 line of code

>>936472367
get on my level of filtering 150 threads and 119 filtered posts by one line of code

>>936472343
me giving shit a shit about getting filtered by someone I don't want to talk to

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>>936470703
Snakes with fur.
>Doesn't hate being picked up tho, none of them do.
Ahhh neat, hopefully it stays that way for long.
Gotta let them nibble to their hearts' content!

>>936473007
For reasons, they have earned the Shitten nickname.
>Gotta let them nibble to their hearts' content!
They have been doing lots of that.

FUCK

the beating will continue until morale improves

>>936473065
/v/ no longer has an image board, it's just another subreddit with bad quality porn and leftovers of old threads.

>>936473065
Oh boy.
There you go. Now, I'm off to bed. Have a good one Akari.

>>936475088
Goodnight, goodnight.

>>936474886
good

whoopsie

>>936476540
is she trying to make shadow puppets?

>>936477690
she herself doesnt know why she's posing like that.
at least if the artists words are to be believed.

>>936477810
You are nigger.

>>936477810
she's so random like that huh

>>936479099
you cant filter and dont copy me

>>936479833
I did. Also, what did I copy that was yours?

>>936480261
obviously not. the filter brag to piss off social fags who get pissy when filtered thinking you have to be in threads to talk to others

I claim Alice

the one guy made a filter for IMG beginning files from that one game the potion making game i forgot the name of but he's in /v/ mostly but used to post in /r9k/ but that's gonna block out all phone posts which typically isn't a bad thing but if you're in threads for the social aspect you're going to get a few false flags

noodle time
damn all these pictures small. i actually like this one. reminds me when the chick from crystal cafe was here and linked green acres song.

wafu

harambe on the bass

>>936481974
Solid.

https://youtu.be/j4jtIDaeaWI?si=j-YKoDXAc1uXCCW1

Alice is cute and sweet

>>936481947
>>936482100
Hi Shane

>>936482179
no that's alice2

>>936482054
I will always enjoy some Devy
https://youtu.be/fT-uWOVP5q0?si=Xwxyl7Ybb_FBWxS4

>>936482146
Also solid.

https://youtu.be/h4EPCeQ9cUA?si=bf0U8062hOyGVuJk

>>936482304
Fair enough.

https://youtu.be/FO95SxEypC0?si=oPzB43dRwt4JPLYD

i dont claim much knowledge of margatroid beyond very basic information that is similiar to the original. i know ni no kuni,batman,murderland, grim, madness, mcgee, zzz, smt etc

>>936482366
top 3 bmth song.

>>936482707
Agreed, not my normal music. Still, top notch.

i drink pepper juice

guess imma watch something well finish rather because keep getting distracted

>>936483111
wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?

>>936483612
I have 60% dna similarity of a pepper and so do you!. we are all spicy

>>936482443
Nice slow cover. I prefer the Scorpions (live Acoustica) to the original. Song not related.

https://youtu.be/6oGqIfnIAEA?si=c8C47A8hZjCea9T1

>>936485469
> [YouTube] DJ Sharpnel - Back to the Gate (embed)
I saw that, and "Hacking to the Gate" started playing in my head instantly, especially because we talked about Steins;Gate yesterday. (Hacking to the Gate is the anime's OP.)

>>936485802
Brother I was an osu player, you know I know those anime op names.
Listen to it, you might be surprised.

total aneki death

>>936485930
>Brother I was an osu player, you know I know those anime op names.
I didn't think i had to clarify, out of everyone here, you seemed most likely to know anime OP titles... and that was without me considering the Osu angle. But I do not like referencing the name of something without saying what it is.
>Surprised.
What would surprise me? For it defy expectations I have to have an expectation.

...Okay, I hear the Gate of Steiner. I am surprised.

>>936486109
>aneki
Holy shit I haven't seen that name in ages.

>>936486151
Told you.
Heres another https://youtu.be/Mc05pzuA9KQ?si=zoCuUSAy9P8WRS8B

>>936486109
do not pilfer my catchphrases

What even really was Aneki, again?

>>936486192
A lot of my playtime in Steins;Gate is me just having the game running for the main menu music.
Not the only VN I've had that with.
God now I want to listen to the entire G-Senjou no Maou soundtrack again.
Listening.
Note: I'm not too familiar with the ENTIRE S;G Soundtrack, unlike some other anime/VN's.

>>936486297
You can have some complementary gameplay with that link if you so wish, I did get an okay combo on that song once upon a time.
You could have just downloaded the bloody soundtrack, everything is free on the internet.

>>936486192
who is the guy

>>936486297
chatroom website

>>936486393
The guy? Nue in the corner?

>>936486444
its not a guy???

>>936486483
She is not a guy.

>>936486377
Hah, the only time I'll watch Osu gameplay is when it is an old Osu track I used to play and it doesn't sound right without the beats.
>Download.
I suspect this was during an internet drought. I did not always have reliable access.
Also: I am lazy.

>>936486403
...I might not be thinking of the same Aneki then.

>>936486297
http://alicelied.blogspot(dotdotdotyes)com/p/testimonials.html?m=1

>>936486520
ok then she is cute

>>936486548
damn i was ready to start flexing with mediocre gameplay.
>>936486616
I think so too.

>>936486591
>It's an Alice thing.
I see.
There was a time when what is now called Animus was posting on the 8c board /aneki/. That's what I was thinking of.

>>936486652
Your old mediocre would dazzle me now.

>>936486670
my current dogshit would dazzle most people.
at least if I had few days to warmup so I could remember how to hold a pen remotely well.

>>936486652
so what's her deal hanging with Seija?

>>936486722
That's fair, that's fair.
Now I wonder how well you'd do with mouse (and optionally, keyboard.)

>>936486670
it's connected tangentially

>>936486874
Oh, I'm sure. At the very least, whoever picked the 8ch name must have known.

>>936486757
No lore reason, people just thought they looked like sisters and are really cute together so they started drawing them together.
>>936486811
Terribly, I was never very good with mouse.
Keyboard isnt optional, people who play that game without a keyboard on my level are mentally ill.

>>936486939
>on my level
My thanks for that inclusion, seeing as how I was mouse only, but far, far from whatever you are and were at.

>>936486999
Times were very different when you still played, maps were very far from what they were when I was still grinding.

>>936486939
even I thought they were related

>>936487050
>maps were very far from what they were when I was still grinding.
You have a timeframe of when I played?
When did YOU play it a lot, then?

>>936487112
Cant blame you for that one but no, it would be cute if they were though.
>>936487210
I have a very good idea of what maps were like in each year of the games existence and a faint memory of the time you said you played.
2016-2021, I didnt really take it that seriously for years 2016-2017 I only wanted to become better than a certain someone and it was my side game during the time Overwatch was what I played.
Once I quit Overwatch and I was at a loss for what to do I started playing more and in 2019 I believe I broke 4 digit rank, by 2020 I had injured my hand beyond salvation and 2021 I had accepted I could never be the same again.

>>936487364
Ah, right. I had forgotten the reason for why.
>2016.
That feels like so long ago, but that might indeed be after I played...

>>936487450
It was a long time ago, funnily enough I made my account in like 2014 and hated the game.
Only to come back years later, funny how things work out.

>>936487578
Hah. I think I liked the tracks better than the game.
>Only to come back years later, funny how things work out.
That's what I had with LoL. Tried it, disliked it, years later a friend "discovered a new game" and we all started playing it.

>>936487681
Fair.
That was kind of my league experience too but not really, I played it for a bit on my own during 2013-2014 or something. Preferred playing other things (hearthstone) and then mates picked it up and I started playing it with em.
What I will say is that not in my wildest dreams did I ever imagine picking up fighting games. If someone asked me 15 years ago what i thought id be playing now I would have never in my fucking life said Street Fighter.
But then again I didnt have a functioning internet connection during those days.

>>936487364
why? they seem cute enough already

me sigh i moved the whole catalogue
/b/ is just generals idk why i even bothered
you join a general and thats it the other threads don't even matter to me since nobody looks at them besides the newest of new but then i see 1mil seethe posts which gets me peeved for some reason

>>936487898
They are cute enough already but that doesn't mean they cant get even cuter.
Dunno I just like the thought.

Fireball time

New thread time, is what.

>>936487812
Hearthstone is something I remember starting at the same time as my friends during Classic, back when we were together a lot. I miss liking that game. If the monetization wasn't so fucking abhorrent, I still might.
>Fighting games.
Yeah, I wasn't much for them either, except during my PS2 era, but only ever PvE or against friends or my sister. Pure nostalgia stuff now.
Not counting Smash Bros for this, which I have played much more. Also exclusively with friends and such.

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>>936450246 (OP)
If it is a good thing, it will not be banned