So a few years ago when I was like 15 or 16 I was going through a mental break or some shit and decided that posting here was a great idea(idk I was dumb as fuck and on meds). And I was aware that a lot of people would give me attention for being a girl and decided okay why the fuck not? Tbh not a good idea some gooner tried to groom me or whatever and thankfully I got the help that I needed and now at 18 nearly 19 i laugh over that situation. Oh also I think I got banned or smth for being underage lmfao. (pic obviously unrelated)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6yP1tcy9a10

post tits or gtfo

Not posting tits or ass im not a braindead whore and im dysmorphic as shit lmfao

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=965hJV4pc0o

Idk whats with the people posting YouTube links but ykw keep sending more bangers I like all genres except country

shut up hole

At least get creative with the insults, you can do so much better

>>936455397
Spread your pussy lips bitch.

>>936452882
>dysmorphic
Are your tits really small?

>>936452882
You are a whore though

>>936452745 (OP)
Do you have a fat ass?

>>936452745 (OP)
Why did you post this? It's retarded and has no point.

>>936452745 (OP)
Cool story, like being the reason states like texas are blocking underage people from adult sites? Rules clearly state you should be 18 to post here.

I'm just your average attention whore who cant follow the rules.

>>936456307
Post your tits then, whore

>>936455928
No, they're huge floppy EE cups but they match the rest of me. I weigh 283 lbs. I'm an obeast monster, hence, the dysmorphia.

>>936456350
I wanna see that. That sounds hot as fuuuckkk

>>936456350
Ah. The feel free not to post them or any other part of your gross body. Also, it's "obese", not "obeast". Go outside and start bicycling or something before your knees explode.

>>936456397
It's a play on words retard

>>936456457
Simping for the piggy. The West truly has fallen.

>>936456468
Nice try retard

>>936456635
NGMI

>>936457108
Lolol

>>936452745 (OP)
Can you show us your tits please?

Hi actual op here, im not fat as fuck and im actually just really fucking depressed lmfao. Posted all of this because I got bored. The only part of myself I relatively like is my face because I have two piercings

>>936460379
>nose ring theory
>'nuff said

Also i don’t use lbs and shit cause im European so fuck off braindead Americans

>>936460379
So you got small tits after all?

>>936460410
I almost went for kg when impersonating you but decided to cater to the largest segment of the audience. I hope you understand.

I think I have average size

>>936460465
BOOOORRRRIIIIIIIINNNGGGGG!

No I understand it was funny as fuck lmfao

I’m on mobile so I can’t properly reply I think but if you think average size is boring then you need to go to therapy for porn addiction cause youll either get a fat bitch with inflated tits that pop the second you poke them or youll be forever alone

Forgot to mention that I didn’t see all of the other replies cause I was playing tf2 and making lunch with my dad lmfao

>>936460550
You do realize there are those of us who prefer teeny tiny little titties, right? Barely a handful, pointy, puffy nipples, etc.

>>936460630
Wholesome.

Oh real as fuck then. Smaller tits are way better imo

But it would be weird if I had small tits cause id look like a whole ass man. Being slavic(women have deeper voices here) and 5’9 is a curse

>>936453013
no country?
u dunno wuss good cuh
https://youtu.be/hjpF8ukSrvk?feature=shared

Unfortunately im the biggest loser known to mankind when it comes to my music taste because i like dsbm and shit like goreshit

>>936460630
who do you main

Pyro or Scout because im fairly new to the game and im so ass at it

>>936460766
>slavic
>small tits
You just described my wife. She used to hate her small tits.
She more or less accepted her body shape before we got together, but my absolute insatiability and constant attention to her tits are like nothing she ever experienced before. She's never had anyone be so into them. She loves it.

>>936461688
who?

>>936460671
And the vast majority of you spend hours jerking off to loli, yeah, we get it

>>936461688
That’s actually really sweet I’m glad your wife is more confident now

>>936461909
Get that fucking ai slop out of my thread

>>936461991
Show me your pussy

>>936461763
Hank: "SO ARE YA GAY? OR A PEDOPHILE?"
I'm neither. I like women with small tits.
Hank: "SO... YA LIKE UNDERAGE TRANNIES?"
What?! NO! I like adult women with tiny tits. Biological females with uteruses who happen to have small breasts. They exist, you know.
Hank: "HUH...... SO ARE YA GAY? OR A PEDOPHILE?"

>>936462107
https://youtu.be/cSlAnfDoCXY?feature=shared

>>936460379
Face sounds cute, if you post face and tits that would be awesome

>>936462220
So youre equating loli with pedophilism now?

>>936462220
Small tits are still nice tits

>>936462257
Took a screenshot of something I posted on social media(not about to post my full face but still wanna show off my septum) but youre not getting tits

>>936462508
Nice eyes and septum

And beard lol

>>936462579
Thanks for the septum and eyes comment LMFAO

>>936462604
Well everything else was covered

I guess nice hair too

>>936462760
Yeahhh I kinda don’t want to show my full face cause I don’t want people to find me LMFAO

But thanks thats sweet :)

>>936462285
SO ARE YA CHINESE? OR JAPANESE?

>>936462818
Yw from what I can see you are cute

>>936462934
Thank you :D you’re rlly nice

>>936462967
Yw how are you dysmorphic the pic seems normal

>>936463197
Idk years of depression and psychosis does that to a person

>>936463278
Poor thing. Therapy helps. Being comfortable being you helps

>>936463329
Thanks :) ive been going to therapy since i was 11 so ive definitely gotten better since then

>>936463590
Glad to hear you are doing better

More tea?

This is nice.

I love the atmosphere here. So relaxing.

Sage

"Sorry! I guess I left my cash at home," I said, grinning sheepishly.

The waitress gave me a dirty look.

"Wait right here," she said as she flounced off to the back, leaving me at the shabby table with my now empty plate.

I got up and leisurely picked up my hat and coat. I made my way to the door, but not quite quickly enough. A full ham of a hand gripped my shoulder like a vise and spun me around like a jammed lazy Susan.

A burly ape of a man in a stained and greasy white apron was staring me down like a cockroach in his cornflakes.

"You weren't thinkin' about leavin' without payin', were ya mister?"

"Of course not!" I piped up nervously. "I was, uh, just gonna head back to my place to get my wallet."

"Oh, izzat right?" he said, raising an eyebrow.

"Yeah! Honest injun!" I replied, raising my right hand.

"You got big plans for this evenin'?" he inquired, his eyes open wide in near obsessive interest.

"Yeah, as a matter of fact, I -"

"Cancel 'em!" he barked.

I gulped.

"You know how to operate a sink and a towel, right?"

"Uh, yeah I think I can handle-"

"You follow me back to the kitchen right now, ya hear? You're gonna scrub every glass, spoon, fork, knife, plate, and coffee mug I send your way, got it? And after we close, you're gonna scrub every pot and pan that's left. If they're all spotless, I just MIGHT not call my buddy at the sheriff's department to pick you up. Are we understandin' each other?"

I gulped again and nodded.

He jerked his thumb back in the direction of the kitchen, staring me down until I made my legs move again.

>>936465579
In the kitchen, I kept my head down and avoided eye contact with those who came and went. Dishes arrived and I washed them. It wasn't any worse than KP during my G.I. days. It was scrub, rinse, dry, repeat.

As the night wore on, the load lightened. Even ol' Ham Hands relaxed the stinkeye he was giving me, at least a little.

"Hey Doug!" some dame's voice rang out from the front of the joint. The gorilla grinned, hastily wiped his hands on a towel, and headed to the front but not before stopping to glare at me threateningly.

"You stay put."

As soon as he left, I made my way to the other side of the kitchen. I'd already worked out the lay of the land and was at the griddle in a flash.

I waited for her to turn away from it so as not to startle her. Wouldn't want her to burn herself.

When she did, it was like she was a deer and I was the headlights.

"Hello, Dolores," I said calmly. "I've been looking all over for you."

op kill yourself for making me waste my time reading this shit with no tits when im taken a shit on the toilet kys

How old were you when you realized your parents still had sex?
I'll go first.
>be me
>be 7
>walk into bathroom in the morning
>dad pissing
>sniff his dick
>smells like moms pussy
>wheels turn in head
>put 2 and 2 together

It smells like Updog in here.

Hi? Befriend me on discord.

>>936471274
They're about to shut down all the discord servers, fren. Sorry.

>>936466126
Thank you anon I definitely will now

>>936452745 (OP)

>>936452745 (OP)