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Anonymous No.936456283 [Report] >>936456708 >>936457039 >>936457122 >>936463370 >>936463422 >>936463496 >>936463536 >>936463555 >>936466823 >>936467956 >>936468729 >>936469215 >>936470674 >>936471190 >>936471283 >>936477411 >>936477445 >>936478748 >>936483613 >>936483893 >>936484952 >>936487018 >>936488053 >>936489231 >>936491353 >>936492198 >>936492551 >>936492789 >>936492822 >>936497042 >>936498370 >>936501019 >>936502630 >>936505862 >>936506734 >>936509747 >>936509969 >>936511337 >>936511683 >>936514330 >>936517964 >>936521351 >>936522183 >>936523643 >>936524436 >>936524955 >>936525662 >>936527873 >>936528188 >>936534041 >>936534752 >>936535334 >>936537091 >>936538311 >>936538351 >>936538610 >>936539264 >>936543329 >>936543506 >>936545421 >>936545475 >>936546880 >>936548962 >>936549784 >>936551030 >>936552284 >>936556311 >>936557405 >>936557842 >>936562139 >>936562273 >>936562277 >>936569624 >>936572148 >>936572300 >>936572763 >>936574821 >>936580179 >>936581666 >>936581733 >>936583367 >>936584604 >>936584751 >>936586540
Do I look like I can get women?
Anonymous No.936456708 [Report] >>936581443
>>936456283 (OP)
Yes
Anonymous No.936457039 [Report]
>>936456283 (OP)
You look like you can get AIDS.
Anonymous No.936457122 [Report] >>936459396 >>936473510 >>936524889
>>936456283 (OP)
no. by covering your face, you don't look "dark and mysterious". you look like an idiot.
Anonymous No.936459301 [Report]
Do I look like I care?
Anonymous No.936459396 [Report] >>936460884 >>936473510 >>936524269
>>936457122
This
Real life is not anime
Anonymous No.936460884 [Report]
>>936459396
It can be though, right?
Anonymous No.936463370 [Report]
>>936456283 (OP)
no
Anonymous No.936463422 [Report] >>936561719
>>936456283 (OP)
Into a van? Yes.
Anonymous No.936463454 [Report]
shave completely and start doing cardio.
Anonymous No.936463496 [Report] >>936463544
>>936456283 (OP)
At least you don’t look like some sort of roden t.
Anonymous No.936463536 [Report]
>>936456283 (OP)

No, you look like a mongloid with room temperature IQ.
Anonymous No.936463544 [Report] >>936467068
>>936463496
Or a herpes zombie, that'd be kinda fucked up
Anonymous No.936463555 [Report] >>936464909
>>936456283 (OP)
Lose weight, get a haircut, and you don't have enough testosterone to grow a beard, so stop trying. Do all that and...no. you still won't get chicks. Try sucking cock.
Anonymous No.936464909 [Report]
>>936463555
>you still won't get chicks
My mom counts, right?
Anonymous No.936466823 [Report]
>>936456283 (OP)
Sure
Anonymous No.936467068 [Report] >>936467897
>>936463544
Herpes zombies are HOT HOT HOT
Anonymous No.936467897 [Report] >>936469281
>>936467068
Eww...

But yes
Anonymous No.936467956 [Report]
>>936456283 (OP)
Leftism looks rough.
Anonymous No.936468729 [Report]
>>936456283 (OP)
If you got a good haircut maybe
Anonymous No.936469215 [Report]
>>936456283 (OP)
Would
Anonymous No.936469281 [Report]
>>936467897
it depends.
Anonymous No.936470674 [Report] >>936471019
>>936456283 (OP)
Crusty Juggalettes maybe
Anonymous No.936471019 [Report] >>936471155
>>936470674
>juggalettes
>crusty
Oof, lots to unpack here...
Anonymous No.936471155 [Report] >>936472818
>>936471019
They are crusty clowns
Anonymous No.936471190 [Report] >>936471298
>>936456283 (OP)
Yea you could probably pull under 10
Anonymous No.936471283 [Report]
>>936456283 (OP)

Since you're not bald, I would say yes
Anonymous No.936471298 [Report]
>>936471190
I don't even think a ten year old would get in the van if he offered puppies and jolly ranchers
Anonymous No.936472818 [Report] >>936474086
>>936471155
Nuh uh...
Anonymous No.936473510 [Report]
>>936457122
>>936459396
this, only chad can pull off this look, anyone else doing it just looks like a greasy loser who watches too much anime, really gross tbh,

imo you need to go clean cut, and lose some weight,
the beard is too thin to look good, and same for the mustache,
Anonymous No.936474086 [Report] >>936474511
>>936472818
yes
Anonymous No.936474511 [Report] >>936475923
>>936474086
Juggalettes are the superior species, you cannot convince me otherwise
Anonymous No.936475923 [Report]
>>936474511
well i can't convince you
Anonymous No.936476038 [Report] >>936476673
you can get a big burly black man maybe
Anonymous No.936476673 [Report]
>>936476038
big black pedo cock
Anonymous No.936477376 [Report]
.
Anonymous No.936477411 [Report]
>>936456283 (OP)

You have that "evil wizard that's actually a pedo" vibe.
Anonymous No.936477445 [Report] >>936492838
>>936456283 (OP)
I know a guy irl who looks exactly like picrel. his gf is a ham planet and he's a major scumbag. karma is real I guess
Anonymous No.936478748 [Report]
>>936456283 (OP)
Oh yes
Anonymous No.936479021 [Report] >>936481370
Anonymous No.936479934 [Report]
lol
Anonymous No.936481370 [Report]
>>936479021
I love Nuri, she's great
Anonymous No.936481483 [Report] >>936481861 >>936482055
Anonymous No.936481861 [Report]
>>936481483
you wouldn't
Anonymous No.936482055 [Report]
>>936481483
Hey, I recognize you, I think?
Anonymous No.936483613 [Report]
>>936456283 (OP)
Would
Anonymous No.936483893 [Report] >>936485080 >>936578092
>>936456283 (OP)
if you want an honest answer.

absolutely not.

The hair and the squint comes across as you think you're some sort of mysterious badass. You're not, you look cringe as fuck. You are not an anime hero, you are not a video game protag. You look dumb as fuck and the only person who thinks you look cool posing like that is you.

The beard looks like shit. You cant grow a full beard, maybe in another 10yrs or so you can pull it off, but its thin, patchy, and way too long. You look like you have pubes growing off your chin. Shave that shit. MAYBE you could pull off some well trimmed stubble, but seeing as your moustache doesnt connect to the sides and the sides stay really low the best you could probably do is that super douchy hispanic pencil line beard thing. Just get rid of it bro, it wasnt meant to be yet.

Most importantly wash your face regularly and lose some weight. You skin is greasy as hell and you're fat as fuck. Lose about 30-40lbsthat way you can actual have some facial definition. Wash your face, get a hair cut thats flattering - not one that looks like you are pretending to be the aliexpress version of leon kenedy from RE4. Get decently nice clothes that fit you, and not graphic tee's and jeans that are gaming references or tell everyone that you're fork lift certified.

You have potential but holy shit its all wasted with whatever the fuck it is that you think you're doing right now, faggot.
Anonymous No.936484952 [Report]
>>936456283 (OP)
absolutely not
Anonymous No.936485080 [Report] >>936485678
>>936483893

This whole comment is cringey as fuck holy shit
Anonymous No.936485678 [Report]
>>936485080
it's informative
Anonymous No.936487018 [Report]
>>936456283 (OP)
you need a makeover and you might
Anonymous No.936488053 [Report]
>>936456283 (OP)
You look dumb and your shits all retarded
Anonymous No.936488580 [Report] >>936489005 >>936496213
what is your dick like
Anonymous No.936489005 [Report] >>936489030
>>936488580
circumcised and unwashed
Anonymous No.936489030 [Report] >>936490072
>>936489005
show
Anonymous No.936489231 [Report]
>>936456283 (OP)
You will need a Fedora to get women.
No Fedora, no women.
Anonymous No.936490072 [Report] >>936490088
>>936489030
I did before now im embarrassed because it's tiny
Anonymous No.936490088 [Report] >>936490221
>>936490072
do it again
Anonymous No.936490221 [Report]
>>936490088
beg me on vocaroo
Anonymous No.936491353 [Report]
>>936456283 (OP)
nope
Anonymous No.936491628 [Report]
Let's make tonight one to remember... or forget.
Anonymous No.936492198 [Report]
>>936456283 (OP)
You're fat and ugly
Anonymous No.936492508 [Report]
You could probably get me, but I'm taken already.
Anonymous No.936492551 [Report] >>936492771
>>936456283 (OP)
You look like You can get a one night stand with cyraxx
Anonymous No.936492771 [Report]
>>936492551
Are they good looking?
Anonymous No.936492789 [Report]
>>936456283 (OP)
Not if you're scowling like that. WTF?
Anonymous No.936492822 [Report]
>>936456283 (OP)
You look like you just escape from inpatient mental health and you don't know where you are. I think if you approached a women they would scream.
Anonymous No.936492838 [Report] >>936493487
>>936477445
Karma? Looking like that means you deserve a fat woman?
Anonymous No.936492858 [Report] >>936493598
Some women might like his type, but they probably wouldn't be on here.
Anonymous No.936493487 [Report]
>>936492838
yes
Anonymous No.936493598 [Report]
>>936492858
I don't think so either but I don't think that's relevant to the conversation.
Anonymous No.936496213 [Report]
>>936488580
Large and in charge
Anonymous No.936497042 [Report] >>936498355
>>936456283 (OP)
Anonymous No.936497123 [Report] >>936498355
Anonymous No.936498355 [Report]
>>936497042
>>936497123
Eww
Anonymous No.936498370 [Report] >>936498757 >>936501102
>>936456283 (OP)
Go get one
Just lie about whatever, they stoopid
Anonymous No.936498757 [Report] >>936499441
>>936498370
Is this true?
Anonymous No.936499441 [Report] >>936500223
>>936498757
yes
Anonymous No.936500223 [Report]
>>936499441
Huh...
Anonymous No.936500353 [Report]
grrr i fucking love chubby men you people just don't get it
Anonymous No.936501019 [Report] >>936501159
>>936456283 (OP)
Anyone can get women if they try
Anonymous No.936501102 [Report]
>>936498370
No wonder people end up in such miserable, unfulfilling, cheating relationships.
Anonymous No.936501159 [Report] >>936501615 >>936501873
>>936501019
Seriously, theirs is a majority of women out there that would love male attention. Literally-billions. They may not look exactly how you want them to though…so be picky and lonely or drop your standards and drown in puss. It’s truly your choice.
A kind word and a compliment can go sooooooooooooo far.
Anonymous No.936501615 [Report] >>936501930 >>936501978
>>936501159
>"hey baby I love all that metal shit hanging off your face and those stupid doodles you've permanently applied to your skin, oh and you'll for sure kill my child when I get you pregnant? where do I sign up?!"
Anonymous No.936501873 [Report]
>>936501159
That's what I tell people all the time, but they never believe me...
Anonymous No.936501930 [Report] >>936501977
>>936501615
Those aren’t the ones I’m talking about.
Anonymous No.936501977 [Report]
>>936501930
that's literally all there is anymore unless you're talking about fatty bombatties and that's not even an option unless you're black or indian. every normal girl I've ever seen has already been taken by the time they hit 19.
Anonymous No.936501978 [Report] >>936502160
>>936501615
There aren’t any where close to a billion left wing roasties in the world.
Get off social media. Holy shit man.
Anonymous No.936502160 [Report] >>936506990 >>936511209
>>936501978
im not on social media. i don't use facebook or reddit or instagram. every woman i encounter in public glares at me for existing and having standards. I'm not lowering my standards for a brainwashed cunt to ruin my life. women need to wake up and realize not all of them are going to bag a level 10 alpha chad and stop glaring at people who say hi to them.
Anonymous No.936502630 [Report] >>936503161
>>936456283 (OP)
Anonymous No.936502960 [Report]
get them in the back of your van, maybe
Anonymous No.936503161 [Report] >>936503449
>>936502630
Anonymous No.936503449 [Report] >>936504094
>>936503161
This post confuses me slightly, but it's alright
Anonymous No.936504094 [Report] >>936504214
>>936503449
Anonymous No.936504214 [Report]
>>936504094
Anonymous No.936504342 [Report]
Cut the hair
Shower

then maybe.
Anonymous No.936505862 [Report] >>936506679
>>936456283 (OP)
how did your ball hair start growing on your chin?
Anonymous No.936506679 [Report]
>>936505862
I used manscaped inappropriately
Anonymous No.936506734 [Report]
>>936456283 (OP)
Sure I am sure there are already plenty in your crawl space.
Anonymous No.936506882 [Report]
lets just say this... if you can get a woman, none of us can. ugly mutt
Anonymous No.936506886 [Report] >>936507044
Anonymous No.936506890 [Report]
with that look. Yes. But they will all be 13 years old. You may want to go with a more adult look.
Anonymous No.936506990 [Report] >>936507068
>>936502160
Your mindset is EXACTLY why you will never get a girl. Ever.

Firstly. Girls are not staring at you for existing. That is a product of your own self absorption and possible paranoia.

Secondly. Saying the words 'lowering standards for a brainwashed cunt to ruin your life'. ABSOLUTELY seals the fact that you are currently incapable of having a girl or a healthy relationship.

You need to get in touch with reality more. The internet and bad ideology is getting too into your brain. It is only going to further alienate you from others and decrease your chances significantly.
Anonymous No.936507044 [Report]
>>936506886
Anonymous No.936507068 [Report] >>936509647
>>936506990
shut up you stupid vapid hole.
Anonymous No.936509647 [Report]
>>936507068
Rude
Anonymous No.936509747 [Report]
>>936456283 (OP)
you have the vincent price stache so biological women is a no
Anonymous No.936509969 [Report]
>>936456283 (OP)
You’re hot so yeah
Anonymous No.936511209 [Report]
>>936502160
No they don’t.
And those aren’t the women I’m talking about anyway. I wrote those bitch off a long time ago.
Anonymous No.936511337 [Report]
>>936456283 (OP)
You got me
Anonymous No.936511683 [Report] >>936511710
>>936456283 (OP)
You look like Phil Anselmo ate too much cake.

Cut your hair and lose the beard.
Anonymous No.936511710 [Report] >>936513810
>>936511683
Beards are for prime men
Anonymous No.936513591 [Report] >>936513874
Anonymous No.936513810 [Report]
>>936511710
Anonymous No.936513874 [Report] >>936514242
>>936513591
That's a good image
Anonymous No.936514242 [Report] >>936514585
>>936513874
Anonymous No.936514330 [Report] >>936514585
>>936456283 (OP)
Trim you hair and beard and you could pull some baddies fasho
Anonymous No.936514585 [Report] >>936514898
>>936514242
That image concerns me slightly. It reminds me of the face my father used to make at me when I was a child, before he died in a horrific workplace accident.

>>936514330
I've tried that before, it didn't work out well...
Anonymous No.936514898 [Report] >>936515479 >>936515528
>>936514585
Anonymous No.936515479 [Report] >>936515565 >>936515584
>>936514898
So I'm gonna be honest, I have no idea what that character is or where it's from. I do appreciate it though
Anonymous No.936515528 [Report] >>936515962
>>936514898
show sharp teeth
Anonymous No.936515565 [Report] >>936515817 >>936515924
>>936515479
glegle
Anonymous No.936515584 [Report] >>936515817
>>936515479
some porn obsessed tranny like everything else on this website
Anonymous No.936515817 [Report] >>936515869
>>936515565
Oh, neat. I'm gonna start using those as reaction images, probably.

>>936515584
Huh?
Anonymous No.936515869 [Report] >>936515961
>>936515817
you said you don't know where it's from and i answered you fuckface
Anonymous No.936515924 [Report]
>>936515565
Anonymous No.936515961 [Report] >>936515999
>>936515869
Well you don't need to be rude about it...
Anonymous No.936515962 [Report] >>936515998
>>936515528
Anonymous No.936515998 [Report]
>>936515962
perfect
Anonymous No.936515999 [Report] >>936516028
>>936515961
like i give a shit about being nice you special ed /soc/ reject
Anonymous No.936516028 [Report] >>936516721
>>936515999
It's nice to be nice
Anonymous No.936516721 [Report] >>936519469
>>936516028
Anonymous No.936517964 [Report] >>936518216 >>936519469
>>936456283 (OP)
what inspired the haircut?
Anonymous No.936518216 [Report] >>936519469
>>936517964
Pumped up kicks
Anonymous No.936519469 [Report]
>>936516721
Pic related.

>>936517964
This >>936518216
Anonymous No.936521351 [Report]
>>936456283 (OP)
Yes
Anonymous No.936522183 [Report] >>936522358
>>936456283 (OP)
no
Anonymous No.936522358 [Report]
>>936522183
Liar
Anonymous No.936523643 [Report]
>>936456283 (OP)
Disc?
Anonymous No.936524269 [Report]
>>936459396
the most painful truth of 2025
Anonymous No.936524436 [Report] >>936524858
>>936456283 (OP)
you look like you can get dick
Anonymous No.936524858 [Report] >>936525037
>>936524436
What kind of dick?
Anonymous No.936524889 [Report]
>>936457122
daaaaamn son u jelly af
Anonymous No.936524955 [Report]
>>936456283 (OP)
No. Or you get rid of the Hitler cut and you'll do alright, I promise. Have seen uglier dudes pull.
Anonymous No.936525037 [Report] >>936525114
>>936524858
looks have a huge influence on the type of partner one chooses.
Anonymous No.936525114 [Report]
>>936525037
What do you mean?
Anonymous No.936525549 [Report]
Looks are outdated it's personality that gets the person.
Anonymous No.936525662 [Report] >>936526608
>>936456283 (OP)
yeah fat ones lol
get a haircut, shave, and get a job
Anonymous No.936526608 [Report]
>>936525662
Eww, no
Anonymous No.936527873 [Report]
>>936456283 (OP)
Absolutely not.
Anonymous No.936527906 [Report]
Everyone saying no doesn’t realize this guy has like 8 femanons worshipping the ground he walks on.
Anonymous No.936528188 [Report] >>936528235
>>936456283 (OP)
Not posting a pic of my face but we may have a shared distant ancestor or something.
Anonymous No.936528235 [Report] >>936528317 >>936528344
>>936528188
Show your face
Anonymous No.936528317 [Report]
>>936528235
Nah.
Anonymous No.936528344 [Report] >>936529051 >>936529310
>>936528235
Also do not underestimate the beauty and compassion of heavy women, maybe look for chubby girls because they are some of the most nicest girls out there just make sure you don’t wind up with a psycho bitch.
Anonymous No.936529051 [Report]
>>936528344
This
Anonymous No.936529310 [Report] >>936531329
>>936528344
I’m happily married, friendo
Anonymous No.936530305 [Report]
Curvy, confident, and craving some attention... sound fun?
Anonymous No.936531164 [Report]
Anonymous No.936531329 [Report] >>936531399
>>936529310
nobody is your friend
Anonymous No.936531399 [Report] >>936531591
>>936531329
I’ll have you know I’m friends with legendary movie star Stevie Bullets
Anonymous No.936531591 [Report] >>936531713
>>936531399
ok josh whats his rank
Anonymous No.936531713 [Report] >>936531819
>>936531591
Rank?
Anonymous No.936531819 [Report] >>936531953
>>936531713
gtfo
Anonymous No.936531953 [Report] >>936537576
>>936531819
Stank?
Anonymous No.936532363 [Report]
Dap me up, my boy
Anonymous No.936533127 [Report]
I said
Anonymous No.936534041 [Report]
>>936456283 (OP)
You’re really hot uwu
Anonymous No.936534282 [Report]
Looking for someone who knows how to spoil me.
Anonymous No.936534752 [Report] >>936535937
>>936456283 (OP)

nigga you look like a chechen. shave that shit off
Anonymous No.936535334 [Report]
>>936456283 (OP)
if you mean kidnap women then yes!
Anonymous No.936535937 [Report]
>>936534752

Well for a start you look like you need to do some serious research into psychology.
Anonymous No.936537091 [Report] >>936537543 >>936538075
>>936456283 (OP)
muslim?
Anonymous No.936537543 [Report] >>936538013
>>936537091
Partially
Anonymous No.936537576 [Report]
>>936531953
Shank(ed)
Anonymous No.936538013 [Report] >>936538105
>>936537543
you can't be partially muslim
Anonymous No.936538075 [Report]
>>936537091
that's up to you
Anonymous No.936538105 [Report] >>936538201 >>936538283
>>936538013
I identify as partly Muslim and semi Semitic…. According to identity politics, I can do this. All I need to say are the words. I’m also bisexual, but I DONT fuck dudes.
If you question my decisions I will cancel you.
Anonymous No.936538201 [Report]
>>936538105
This guy gets it
Anonymous No.936538283 [Report] >>936543926
>>936538105
islam is a religion you can be semitic and not muslim or jewish because semite is a race. you should identify as a retard
Anonymous No.936538311 [Report] >>936538334
>>936456283 (OP)
Define "get"
Anonymous No.936538334 [Report]
>>936538311
have sex with
Anonymous No.936538351 [Report] >>936538567
>>936456283 (OP)
wow
Anonymous No.936538412 [Report] >>936538567
Anonymous No.936538432 [Report] >>936538567
Anonymous No.936538567 [Report]
>>936538351
>>936538412
>>936538432
Eww
Anonymous No.936538610 [Report]
>>936456283 (OP)
Yes. With a van and some chloroform.
Anonymous No.936538717 [Report]
Damn, everyone is using that same quip...
Anonymous No.936539264 [Report] >>936539291
>>936456283 (OP)
you are too fat
Anonymous No.936539291 [Report] >>936539472
>>936539264
How much do you think he weighs?

I'm willing to bet at least double digits
Anonymous No.936539472 [Report] >>936540587
>>936539291
97kg or 100
Anonymous No.936539619 [Report]
Uh oh...
Anonymous No.936540587 [Report]
>>936539472
I want to get in the business, but I have a horrible work/home life balance
Anonymous No.936540802 [Report] >>936541416
This is literally the longest I've seen a thread up. Usually within a couple of hours it gets deleted.
Anonymous No.936541416 [Report]
>>936540802
I've seen one up for like a week before. It's usually pretty dead tbh
Anonymous No.936541693 [Report]
one time I seen me a thread go on for a fortnight, no one thought it would die.
Anonymous No.936542375 [Report]
people are shane posting in other threads
>>936542321
Anonymous No.936543329 [Report] >>936543690
>>936456283 (OP)
nowadays you can pay
Anonymous No.936543506 [Report] >>936544113
>>936456283 (OP)
No
Anonymous No.936543690 [Report]
>>936543329
i bet you look 10x more intimidating than that.
Anonymous No.936543926 [Report]
>>936538283
Islamaphobe!!!!!
Antisemite!!!
Anonymous No.936544113 [Report]
>>936543506
:(
Anonymous No.936545421 [Report] >>936545484
>>936456283 (OP)
Absolutely not
Anonymous No.936545475 [Report] >>936545484
>>936456283 (OP)
do you shower?
Anonymous No.936545484 [Report]
>>936545475
See >>936545421
Anonymous No.936545599 [Report]
pp
Anonymous No.936545688 [Report]
I shower mostly biweekly, only using the runoff waste from a nearby factory. I smell pungently like steel and radiation
Anonymous No.936546880 [Report] >>936547078
>>936456283 (OP)
Hey there, handsome.
Anonymous No.936547078 [Report]
>>936546880
Bonjour, cómo estás?
Anonymous No.936548130 [Report] >>936548398 >>936549235
3 days thread
Anonymous No.936548398 [Report] >>936549235 >>936549486
>>936548130
yeah i was ambivalent at first but i'm a straight man and even i can't stand looking at this ugly fucking face for 3 days straight, i can't imagine a woman would
Anonymous No.936548962 [Report]
>>936456283 (OP)
Lose weight and clean your self up tom cruise.
Anonymous No.936549235 [Report] >>936549379
>>936548130
Yeah boy!!

>>936548398
That's not very حبيبي of you
Anonymous No.936549379 [Report]
>>936549235
yeah well you're a fat bitch
Anonymous No.936549486 [Report] >>936549686
>>936548398
Is stare at his face for days
Anonymous No.936549686 [Report]
>>936549486
>Is
Anonymous No.936549784 [Report] >>936550079
>>936456283 (OP)
Sure. You are prettier than me and I've gotten laid enough to be both notorious and a dad.
So if you cant land chicks, its not the looks, its the behavior.
Anonymous No.936549931 [Report] >>936550053 >>936550079
>asking on a sausage fest if you can get woman
it's not about the looks my guy, the issue is way deeper
Anonymous No.936550053 [Report]
>>936549931
faggot it's a public board, just because your tranny discord group is here doesn't make it yours
Anonymous No.936550079 [Report] >>936550118
>>936549784
>>936549931
I mean, to be fair, OP is posting someone else's pic because he can't get laid himself
Anonymous No.936550118 [Report] >>936550237
>>936550079
proof? these threads have been popping up for 5 fucking years at least
Anonymous No.936550237 [Report] >>936550250 >>936550503
>>936550118
Iiiiinteresting....
Anonymous No.936550250 [Report]
>>936550237
not really fag you didn't answer anything
Anonymous No.936550503 [Report]
>>936550237
is it some homosexual man who wants the guy in the picture's attention? is it a retarded jealous third worlder? is it a boring inside joke among friends? just say it, i understand it makes you feel cool to be "mysterious" but you just come off as annoying to me
Anonymous No.936550505 [Report] >>936550796
Anonymous No.936550796 [Report] >>936555384
>>936550505
I know how you feel...
Anonymous No.936551030 [Report] >>936551486
>>936456283 (OP)
You kind of look like computer generated image.

Are you able to answer questions or communicate?? If not you might be a computer system.
Anonymous No.936551464 [Report]
hey kid, I'ma computah
Anonymous No.936551486 [Report]
>>936551030
A computer-generated image (CGI) is a visual created or manipulated using computer software, rather than captured by a physical camera or drawn by hand. It can include 2D or 3D graphics, animations, or renderings, often used in films, video games, simulations, or art. CGI is produced through algorithms, modeling, and rendering techniques, allowing for realistic or stylized visuals that may not exist in the physical world.

Would you like me to help with anything else?
Anonymous No.936552284 [Report] >>936553894
>>936456283 (OP)
you look like you smelled dookie or took a crap both of which repel women so my answer is going to be a no
Anonymous No.936553894 [Report]
>>936552284
Why either or? Could it not be both at the same time?

I don't think you're being very accommodating
Anonymous No.936555384 [Report] >>936555844
>>936550796
Anonymous No.936555594 [Report] >>936555844
Josh stop posting cat porn
Anonymous No.936555844 [Report]
>>936555384
Gif related.

>>936555594
Ok...
Anonymous No.936556311 [Report] >>936556402
>>936456283 (OP)
You look like you couldn't even attract insects.
Anonymous No.936556402 [Report]
>>936556311
Shit, that one was brutal.

Well played, anon. Well played
Anonymous No.936557405 [Report] >>936559135
>>936456283 (OP)
best bread
Anonymous No.936557450 [Report] >>936559135
Anonymous No.936557499 [Report] >>936559135
Anonymous No.936557533 [Report] >>936559135
Anonymous No.936557766 [Report] >>936558517 >>936559135 >>936561050
joshie poodojt worry i love you and i want you
you’d onlt have to bribe me a little to get in ur van
Anonymous No.936557842 [Report] >>936559135
>>936456283 (OP)
nice
Anonymous No.936558517 [Report]
>>936557766
That's called prostitution gtfo
Anonymous No.936559135 [Report] >>936559186 >>936564241
>>936557405
>>936557450
>>936557499
>>936557533
>>936557842
Eww...

>>936557766
Oh shit, is it really you Kombuchan??
Anonymous No.936559186 [Report]
>>936559135
she's about to get banned for advertising
Anonymous No.936559794 [Report] >>936562070
Anonymous No.936561050 [Report] >>936562070 >>936564241
>>936557766
Kombuchan drove a cybertruck to Josh’s house
Anonymous No.936561719 [Report]
>>936463422
Asshole stole my joke and my dubs
Anonymous No.936562070 [Report] >>936562541
>>936559794
Literally me

>>936561050
I wish. I would kidnap her and feed her raisin bran all day.
Without the raisins...
Anonymous No.936562139 [Report]
>>936456283 (OP)
>Missing spark in eye
>Need haircut
Stop (((masturbating))) and get some sun, but I think you have it in you, it just needs a little development.
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>>936456283 (OP)
you look like you get women and beat them up so yes
i’d be scared of you
Anonymous No.936562277 [Report]
>>936456283 (OP)
If you heard them like a sheepdog would, then yes.
Anonymous No.936562541 [Report] >>936566253
>>936562070
that's against the las
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Anonymous No.936564241 [Report] >>936566253
>>936559135
it’s me !!! ive risen!!!
>>936561050
don’t tell people about that. our affair is a secret
Anonymous No.936564578 [Report] >>936565186
i love kjombuchsan
Anonymous No.936565186 [Report]
>>936564578
Who?
Anonymous No.936566253 [Report] >>936566626
>>936562541
Nah, it's consensual kidnapping and bran feeding. It's ok.

>>936564241
Oh yay! How've you been?
Are you excited for independence day?
Anonymous No.936566290 [Report]
You look like an evil ayan foulet.
Anonymous No.936566626 [Report]
>>936566253
it's against the law to kidnap.
Anonymous No.936567460 [Report]
Fucking, Josh is so cute
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Anonymous No.936569624 [Report] >>936569925
>>936456283 (OP)
no
Anonymous No.936569925 [Report]
>>936569624
yes
Anonymous No.936570703 [Report]
it is done
Anonymous No.936570849 [Report] >>936571384 >>936572002
day 4
Anonymous No.936570886 [Report]
You look like you can get logs
Anonymous No.936571384 [Report] >>936572002
>>936570849
Josh stop posting that
Anonymous No.936572002 [Report] >>936572887
>>936570849
Hells yeah, but like in 9 hours.

>>936571384
That wasn't me, but I still appreciate that character
Anonymous No.936572148 [Report]
>>936456283 (OP)
more, more
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Anonymous No.936572300 [Report]
>>936456283 (OP)
i'm a trashy slut
Anonymous No.936572348 [Report]
that's ok
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>>936456283 (OP)
so?
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Anonymous No.936572887 [Report] >>936574302
>>936572002
mwah <3
Anonymous No.936574302 [Report] >>936574313
>>936572887
Anonymous No.936574313 [Report] >>936574750
>>936574302
Anonymous No.936574483 [Report] >>936574750
Trim/shave facial hair and get that emo ass hair out of your face. Start smiling more. And most importantly: be funny
Anonymous No.936574750 [Report] >>936574806
>>936574313
Pic related.

>>936574483
https://voca.ro/12YTrXvUYJjN
Anonymous No.936574781 [Report]
Anonymous No.936574806 [Report]
>>936574750
shut up
Anonymous No.936574821 [Report]
>>936456283 (OP)
shave it
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Anonymous No.936575523 [Report] >>936576682
Ode to Josh, Nuri, and Kombuchan
In a world of zest, you shine so bright,
Josh with laughter, a spirit of light.
Nuri brings warmth, a gentle embrace,
Together you weave a joyful space.

Kombuchan bubbles, a dance in a glass,
Fermented delight, a sip that will last.
Cheers to the trio, in friendship so true,
In every moment, may joy flow anew.
Anonymous No.936576432 [Report]
:3
Anonymous No.936576682 [Report] >>936576720
>>936575523
What if Josh isn’t real
Anonymous No.936576720 [Report] >>936577170
>>936576682
How can be Josh real if your eyes aren't real?
Anonymous No.936577170 [Report]
>>936576720
I am Josh
Anonymous No.936578092 [Report]
>>936483893
I had to Google "Leon from RE4" and now I can't unsee it.
Anonymous No.936578681 [Report]
Sexy though
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Anonymous No.936580179 [Report]
>>936456283 (OP)
Lots of Black cock in the ass
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>>936456708
Anonymous No.936581527 [Report]
Do you think this is a keyed post OP? If no then kys
Anonymous No.936581666 [Report]
>>936456283 (OP)
You look like someone would would rape and kill people you hook up with on craigslist or dating sites.
chinese democracy enjoyer No.936581733 [Report]
>>936456283 (OP)
please stop trying to do the nu metal aesthetic it didn't work in the 2000s and won't work now
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Anonymous No.936582965 [Report] >>936584581
Have you ever had a woman before
Anonymous No.936583367 [Report]
>>936456283 (OP)
you're so ugly this thread lasted 4 days
Anonymous No.936583984 [Report] >>936584581
yea remember you tried arguing that i couldn't keep a thread up for three days? i bet you feel stupid
Anonymous No.936584581 [Report] >>936584641
>>936582965
No, I can never get past small talk.

>>936583984
What are you talking about, anon?
Anonymous No.936584604 [Report]
>>936456283 (OP)
no
Anonymous No.936584641 [Report] >>936584814
>>936584581
you didn't fuck with my sandcastle now
Anonymous No.936584751 [Report]
>>936456283 (OP)
Anonymous No.936584814 [Report]
>>936584641
Bro wut?
Anonymous No.936585095 [Report]
ok done congratulations
Anonymous No.936585174 [Report]
six
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seven
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eight
Anonymous No.936585209 [Report]
neine
Anonymous No.936585220 [Report]
suck muh dick
Anonymous No.936585313 [Report]
Yay, we did it chat!

It was a nice jelly thread, Shane, but try not to cope so hard next time
Anonymous No.936585401 [Report] >>936585437
i hate namefaggers
Anonymous No.936585437 [Report]
>>936585401
Me too...
Anonymous No.936586540 [Report] >>936586699
>>936456283 (OP)
As a woman, I am pretty sure that what you are wearing is going to say 'I'm a dork who doesn't look like I'm going to pass basic hygiene
Anonymous No.936586699 [Report]
>>936586540
That was the goal to be fair