Do I look like I can get women?

>>936456283 (OP)
Yes

>>936456283 (OP)
You look like you can get AIDS.

>>936456283 (OP)
no. by covering your face, you don't look "dark and mysterious". you look like an idiot.

Do I look like I care?

>>936457122
This
Real life is not anime

>>936459396
It can be though, right?

>>936456283 (OP)
no

>>936456283 (OP)
Into a van? Yes.

shave completely and start doing cardio.

>>936456283 (OP)
At least you don’t look like some sort of roden t.

>>936456283 (OP)

No, you look like a mongloid with room temperature IQ.

>>936463496
Or a herpes zombie, that'd be kinda fucked up

>>936456283 (OP)
Lose weight, get a haircut, and you don't have enough testosterone to grow a beard, so stop trying. Do all that and...no. you still won't get chicks. Try sucking cock.

>>936463555
>you still won't get chicks
My mom counts, right?

>>936456283 (OP)
Sure

>>936463544
Herpes zombies are HOT HOT HOT

>>936467068
Eww...

But yes

>>936456283 (OP)
Leftism looks rough.

>>936456283 (OP)
If you got a good haircut maybe

>>936456283 (OP)
Would

>>936467897
it depends.

>>936456283 (OP)
Crusty Juggalettes maybe

>>936470674
>juggalettes
>crusty
Oof, lots to unpack here...

>>936471019
They are crusty clowns

>>936456283 (OP)
Yea you could probably pull under 10

>>936456283 (OP)

Since you're not bald, I would say yes

>>936471190
I don't even think a ten year old would get in the van if he offered puppies and jolly ranchers

>>936471155
Nuh uh...

>>936457122
>>936459396
this, only chad can pull off this look, anyone else doing it just looks like a greasy loser who watches too much anime, really gross tbh,

imo you need to go clean cut, and lose some weight,
the beard is too thin to look good, and same for the mustache,

>>936472818
yes

>>936474086
Juggalettes are the superior species, you cannot convince me otherwise

>>936474511
well i can't convince you

you can get a big burly black man maybe

>>936476038
big black pedo cock

.

>>936456283 (OP)

You have that "evil wizard that's actually a pedo" vibe.

>>936456283 (OP)
I know a guy irl who looks exactly like picrel. his gf is a ham planet and he's a major scumbag. karma is real I guess

>>936456283 (OP)
Oh yes

lol

>>936479021
I love Nuri, she's great

>>936481483
you wouldn't

>>936481483
Hey, I recognize you, I think?

>>936456283 (OP)
Would

>>936456283 (OP)
if you want an honest answer.

absolutely not.

The hair and the squint comes across as you think you're some sort of mysterious badass. You're not, you look cringe as fuck. You are not an anime hero, you are not a video game protag. You look dumb as fuck and the only person who thinks you look cool posing like that is you.

The beard looks like shit. You cant grow a full beard, maybe in another 10yrs or so you can pull it off, but its thin, patchy, and way too long. You look like you have pubes growing off your chin. Shave that shit. MAYBE you could pull off some well trimmed stubble, but seeing as your moustache doesnt connect to the sides and the sides stay really low the best you could probably do is that super douchy hispanic pencil line beard thing. Just get rid of it bro, it wasnt meant to be yet.

Most importantly wash your face regularly and lose some weight. You skin is greasy as hell and you're fat as fuck. Lose about 30-40lbsthat way you can actual have some facial definition. Wash your face, get a hair cut thats flattering - not one that looks like you are pretending to be the aliexpress version of leon kenedy from RE4. Get decently nice clothes that fit you, and not graphic tee's and jeans that are gaming references or tell everyone that you're fork lift certified.

You have potential but holy shit its all wasted with whatever the fuck it is that you think you're doing right now, faggot.

>>936456283 (OP)
absolutely not

>>936483893

This whole comment is cringey as fuck holy shit

>>936485080
it's informative

>>936456283 (OP)
you need a makeover and you might

>>936456283 (OP)
You look dumb and your shits all retarded

what is your dick like

>>936488580
circumcised and unwashed

>>936489005
show

>>936456283 (OP)
You will need a Fedora to get women.
No Fedora, no women.

>>936489030
I did before now im embarrassed because it's tiny

>>936490072
do it again

>>936490088
beg me on vocaroo

>>936456283 (OP)
nope

Let's make tonight one to remember... or forget.

>>936456283 (OP)
You're fat and ugly

You could probably get me, but I'm taken already.

>>936456283 (OP)
You look like You can get a one night stand with cyraxx

>>936492551
Are they good looking?

>>936456283 (OP)
Not if you're scowling like that. WTF?

>>936456283 (OP)
You look like you just escape from inpatient mental health and you don't know where you are. I think if you approached a women they would scream.

>>936477445
Karma? Looking like that means you deserve a fat woman?

Some women might like his type, but they probably wouldn't be on here.

>>936492838
yes

>>936492858
I don't think so either but I don't think that's relevant to the conversation.

>>936488580
Large and in charge

>>936456283 (OP)

>>936497042
>>936497123
Eww

>>936456283 (OP)
Go get one
Just lie about whatever, they stoopid

>>936498370
Is this true?

>>936498757
yes

>>936499441
Huh...

grrr i fucking love chubby men you people just don't get it

>>936456283 (OP)
Anyone can get women if they try

>>936498370
No wonder people end up in such miserable, unfulfilling, cheating relationships.

>>936501019
Seriously, theirs is a majority of women out there that would love male attention. Literally-billions. They may not look exactly how you want them to though…so be picky and lonely or drop your standards and drown in puss. It’s truly your choice.
A kind word and a compliment can go sooooooooooooo far.

>>936501159
>"hey baby I love all that metal shit hanging off your face and those stupid doodles you've permanently applied to your skin, oh and you'll for sure kill my child when I get you pregnant? where do I sign up?!"

>>936501159
That's what I tell people all the time, but they never believe me...

>>936501615
Those aren’t the ones I’m talking about.

>>936501930
that's literally all there is anymore unless you're talking about fatty bombatties and that's not even an option unless you're black or indian. every normal girl I've ever seen has already been taken by the time they hit 19.

>>936501615
There aren’t any where close to a billion left wing roasties in the world.
Get off social media. Holy shit man.

>>936501978
im not on social media. i don't use facebook or reddit or instagram. every woman i encounter in public glares at me for existing and having standards. I'm not lowering my standards for a brainwashed cunt to ruin my life. women need to wake up and realize not all of them are going to bag a level 10 alpha chad and stop glaring at people who say hi to them.

>>936456283 (OP)

get them in the back of your van, maybe

>>936502630

>>936503161
This post confuses me slightly, but it's alright

>>936503449

>>936504094

Cut the hair
Shower

then maybe.

>>936456283 (OP)
how did your ball hair start growing on your chin?

>>936505862
I used manscaped inappropriately

>>936456283 (OP)
Sure I am sure there are already plenty in your crawl space.

lets just say this... if you can get a woman, none of us can. ugly mutt

with that look. Yes. But they will all be 13 years old. You may want to go with a more adult look.

>>936502160
Your mindset is EXACTLY why you will never get a girl. Ever.

Firstly. Girls are not staring at you for existing. That is a product of your own self absorption and possible paranoia.

Secondly. Saying the words 'lowering standards for a brainwashed cunt to ruin your life'. ABSOLUTELY seals the fact that you are currently incapable of having a girl or a healthy relationship.

You need to get in touch with reality more. The internet and bad ideology is getting too into your brain. It is only going to further alienate you from others and decrease your chances significantly.

>>936506886

>>936506990
shut up you stupid vapid hole.

>>936507068
Rude

>>936456283 (OP)
you have the vincent price stache so biological women is a no

>>936456283 (OP)
You’re hot so yeah

>>936502160
No they don’t.
And those aren’t the women I’m talking about anyway. I wrote those bitch off a long time ago.

>>936456283 (OP)
You got me

>>936456283 (OP)
You look like Phil Anselmo ate too much cake.

Cut your hair and lose the beard.

>>936511683
Beards are for prime men

>>936511710

>>936513591
That's a good image

>>936513874

>>936456283 (OP)
Trim you hair and beard and you could pull some baddies fasho

>>936514242
That image concerns me slightly. It reminds me of the face my father used to make at me when I was a child, before he died in a horrific workplace accident.

>>936514330
I've tried that before, it didn't work out well...

>>936514585

>>936514898
So I'm gonna be honest, I have no idea what that character is or where it's from. I do appreciate it though

>>936514898
show sharp teeth

>>936515479
glegle

>>936515479
some porn obsessed tranny like everything else on this website

>>936515565
Oh, neat. I'm gonna start using those as reaction images, probably.

>>936515584
Huh?

>>936515817
you said you don't know where it's from and i answered you fuckface

>>936515565

>>936515869
Well you don't need to be rude about it...

>>936515528

>>936515962
perfect

>>936515961
like i give a shit about being nice you special ed /soc/ reject

>>936515999
It's nice to be nice

>>936516028

>>936456283 (OP)
what inspired the haircut?

>>936517964
Pumped up kicks

>>936516721
Pic related.

>>936517964
This >>936518216

>>936456283 (OP)
Yes

>>936456283 (OP)
no

>>936522183
Liar

>>936456283 (OP)
Disc?

>>936459396
the most painful truth of 2025

>>936456283 (OP)
you look like you can get dick

>>936524436
What kind of dick?

>>936457122
daaaaamn son u jelly af

>>936456283 (OP)
No. Or you get rid of the Hitler cut and you'll do alright, I promise. Have seen uglier dudes pull.

>>936524858
looks have a huge influence on the type of partner one chooses.

>>936525037
What do you mean?

Looks are outdated it's personality that gets the person.

>>936456283 (OP)
yeah fat ones lol
get a haircut, shave, and get a job

>>936525662
Eww, no

>>936456283 (OP)
Absolutely not.

Everyone saying no doesn’t realize this guy has like 8 femanons worshipping the ground he walks on.

>>936456283 (OP)
Not posting a pic of my face but we may have a shared distant ancestor or something.

>>936528188
Show your face

>>936528235
Nah.

>>936528235
Also do not underestimate the beauty and compassion of heavy women, maybe look for chubby girls because they are some of the most nicest girls out there just make sure you don’t wind up with a psycho bitch.

>>936528344
This

>>936528344
I’m happily married, friendo

Curvy, confident, and craving some attention... sound fun?

>>936529310
nobody is your friend

>>936531329
I’ll have you know I’m friends with legendary movie star Stevie Bullets

>>936531399
ok josh whats his rank

>>936531591
Rank?

>>936531713
gtfo

>>936531819
Stank?

Dap me up, my boy

I said

>>936456283 (OP)
You’re really hot uwu

Looking for someone who knows how to spoil me.

>>936456283 (OP)

nigga you look like a chechen. shave that shit off

>>936456283 (OP)
if you mean kidnap women then yes!

>>936534752

Well for a start you look like you need to do some serious research into psychology.

>>936456283 (OP)
muslim?

>>936537091
Partially

>>936531953
Shank(ed)

>>936537543
you can't be partially muslim

>>936537091
that's up to you

>>936538013
I identify as partly Muslim and semi Semitic…. According to identity politics, I can do this. All I need to say are the words. I’m also bisexual, but I DONT fuck dudes.
If you question my decisions I will cancel you.

>>936538105
This guy gets it

>>936538105
islam is a religion you can be semitic and not muslim or jewish because semite is a race. you should identify as a retard

>>936456283 (OP)
Define "get"

>>936538311
have sex with

>>936456283 (OP)
wow

>>936538351
>>936538412
>>936538432
Eww

>>936456283 (OP)
Yes. With a van and some chloroform.

Damn, everyone is using that same quip...

>>936456283 (OP)
you are too fat

>>936539264
How much do you think he weighs?

I'm willing to bet at least double digits

>>936539291
97kg or 100

Uh oh...

>>936539472
I want to get in the business, but I have a horrible work/home life balance

This is literally the longest I've seen a thread up. Usually within a couple of hours it gets deleted.

>>936540802
I've seen one up for like a week before. It's usually pretty dead tbh

one time I seen me a thread go on for a fortnight, no one thought it would die.

people are shane posting in other threads
>>936542321

>>936456283 (OP)
nowadays you can pay

>>936456283 (OP)
No

>>936543329
i bet you look 10x more intimidating than that.

>>936538283
Islamaphobe!!!!!
Antisemite!!!

>>936543506
:(

>>936456283 (OP)
Absolutely not

>>936456283 (OP)
do you shower?

>>936545475
See >>936545421

pp

I shower mostly biweekly, only using the runoff waste from a nearby factory. I smell pungently like steel and radiation

>>936456283 (OP)
Hey there, handsome.

>>936546880
Bonjour, cómo estás?

3 days thread

>>936548130
yeah i was ambivalent at first but i'm a straight man and even i can't stand looking at this ugly fucking face for 3 days straight, i can't imagine a woman would

>>936456283 (OP)
Lose weight and clean your self up tom cruise.

>>936548130
Yeah boy!!

>>936548398
That's not very حبيبي of you

>>936549235
yeah well you're a fat bitch

>>936548398
Is stare at his face for days

>>936549486
>Is

>>936456283 (OP)
Sure. You are prettier than me and I've gotten laid enough to be both notorious and a dad.
So if you cant land chicks, its not the looks, its the behavior.

>asking on a sausage fest if you can get woman
it's not about the looks my guy, the issue is way deeper

>>936549931
faggot it's a public board, just because your tranny discord group is here doesn't make it yours

>>936549784
>>936549931
I mean, to be fair, OP is posting someone else's pic because he can't get laid himself

>>936550079
proof? these threads have been popping up for 5 fucking years at least

>>936550118
Iiiiinteresting....

>>936550237
not really fag you didn't answer anything

>>936550237
is it some homosexual man who wants the guy in the picture's attention? is it a retarded jealous third worlder? is it a boring inside joke among friends? just say it, i understand it makes you feel cool to be "mysterious" but you just come off as annoying to me

>>936550505
I know how you feel...

>>936456283 (OP)
You kind of look like computer generated image.

Are you able to answer questions or communicate?? If not you might be a computer system.

hey kid, I'ma computah

>>936551030
A computer-generated image (CGI) is a visual created or manipulated using computer software, rather than captured by a physical camera or drawn by hand. It can include 2D or 3D graphics, animations, or renderings, often used in films, video games, simulations, or art. CGI is produced through algorithms, modeling, and rendering techniques, allowing for realistic or stylized visuals that may not exist in the physical world.

Would you like me to help with anything else?

>>936456283 (OP)
you look like you smelled dookie or took a crap both of which repel women so my answer is going to be a no

>>936552284
Why either or? Could it not be both at the same time?

I don't think you're being very accommodating

>>936550796

Josh stop posting cat porn

>>936555384
Gif related.

>>936555594
Ok...

>>936456283 (OP)
You look like you couldn't even attract insects.

>>936556311
Shit, that one was brutal.

Well played, anon. Well played

>>936456283 (OP)
best bread

joshie poodojt worry i love you and i want you
you’d onlt have to bribe me a little to get in ur van

>>936456283 (OP)
nice

>>936557766
That's called prostitution gtfo

>>936557405
>>936557450
>>936557499
>>936557533
>>936557842
Eww...

>>936557766
Oh shit, is it really you Kombuchan??

>>936559135
she's about to get banned for advertising

>>936557766
Kombuchan drove a cybertruck to Josh’s house

>>936463422
Asshole stole my joke and my dubs

>>936559794
Literally me

>>936561050
I wish. I would kidnap her and feed her raisin bran all day.
Without the raisins...

>>936456283 (OP)
>Missing spark in eye
>Need haircut
Stop (((masturbating))) and get some sun, but I think you have it in you, it just needs a little development.

>>936456283 (OP)
you look like you get women and beat them up so yes
i’d be scared of you

>>936456283 (OP)
If you heard them like a sheepdog would, then yes.

>>936562070
that's against the las

>>936559135
it’s me !!! ive risen!!!
>>936561050
don’t tell people about that. our affair is a secret

i love kjombuchsan

>>936564578
Who?

>>936562541
Nah, it's consensual kidnapping and bran feeding. It's ok.

>>936564241
Oh yay! How've you been?
Are you excited for independence day?

You look like an evil ayan foulet.

>>936566253
it's against the law to kidnap.

Fucking, Josh is so cute

>>936456283 (OP)
no

>>936569624
yes

it is done

day 4

You look like you can get logs

>>936570849
Josh stop posting that

>>936570849
Hells yeah, but like in 9 hours.

>>936571384
That wasn't me, but I still appreciate that character

>>936456283 (OP)
more, more

>>936456283 (OP)
i'm a trashy slut

that's ok

>>936456283 (OP)
so?

>>936572002
mwah <3

>>936572887

>>936574302

Trim/shave facial hair and get that emo ass hair out of your face. Start smiling more. And most importantly: be funny

>>936574313
Pic related.

>>936574483
https://voca.ro/12YTrXvUYJjN

>>936574750
shut up

>>936456283 (OP)
shave it

Ode to Josh, Nuri, and Kombuchan
In a world of zest, you shine so bright,
Josh with laughter, a spirit of light.
Nuri brings warmth, a gentle embrace,
Together you weave a joyful space.

Kombuchan bubbles, a dance in a glass,
Fermented delight, a sip that will last.
Cheers to the trio, in friendship so true,
In every moment, may joy flow anew.

:3

>>936575523
What if Josh isn’t real

>>936576682
How can be Josh real if your eyes aren't real?

>>936576720
I am Josh

>>936483893
I had to Google "Leon from RE4" and now I can't unsee it.

Sexy though

>>936456283 (OP)
Lots of Black cock in the ass

>>936456708

Do you think this is a keyed post OP? If no then kys

>>936456283 (OP)
You look like someone would would rape and kill people you hook up with on craigslist or dating sites.

>>936456283 (OP)
please stop trying to do the nu metal aesthetic it didn't work in the 2000s and won't work now

Have you ever had a woman before

>>936456283 (OP)
you're so ugly this thread lasted 4 days

yea remember you tried arguing that i couldn't keep a thread up for three days? i bet you feel stupid

>>936582965
No, I can never get past small talk.

>>936583984
What are you talking about, anon?

>>936456283 (OP)
no

>>936584581
you didn't fuck with my sandcastle now

>>936456283 (OP)

>>936584641
Bro wut?

ok done congratulations

six

seven

eight

neine

suck muh dick

Yay, we did it chat!

It was a nice jelly thread, Shane, but try not to cope so hard next time

i hate namefaggers

>>936585401
Me too...

>>936456283 (OP)
As a woman, I am pretty sure that what you are wearing is going to say 'I'm a dork who doesn't look like I'm going to pass basic hygiene

>>936586540
That was the goal to be fair