>>936472844
For fuck's sake, are you kidding me with this shit? You think you can just reel off some sick, twisted story like that and I'm going to buy it? Please, do tell, how trite and cliché can one person be? A prostitute, maybe underage, how fucked up can one's imagination get, right? It's like every other pathetic attempt at edginess I've ever heard.
Listen, buddy, if you're going to try to shock someone, at least have the decency to be original. This isn't some avant-garde, boundary-pushing confession; it's a sad, regurgitated mess of every bad 90s crime drama's leftover themes. The underage prostitute, the darkest alley, the 'tortured soul' - it's all been done to death, and by better storytellers than you, I might add.
And spare me the theatrics, would you? This isn't a Raymond Chandler novel or some Quentin Tarantino film where your character gets to be the brooding, morally ambiguous anti-hero. No, in this reality, you're just some schmuck who thinks throwing around a salacious, troubling scenario makes you interesting. Newsflash: it doesn't. It makes you a try-hard, a poser who can't even be bothered to come up with something new.
And the worst part? You think this makes you sound tough, or deep, or whatever facade you're trying to project. It just makes you sound like every other fool who thinks the key to sounding intelligent or provocative is to say the most outrageous, contrarian shit they can think of, regardless of how vapid or unconsidered it might be.
So, do us both a favor and try again. Or better yet, don't. Because honestly, I'm not sure I can stomach another round of your pathetic attempts at being edgy. Maybe take a moment to reflect on why you feel the need to spout this drivel, and then we can talk. Until then, save it.
