I have a huge crush on my wifes sister. We almost dated a year before i met my wife. Her sis is now in a loveless marriage. She was very into me when we almost dated and she still gives me so much eye contact and smiles. They are both gorgeous girls.Im not going to cheat, but man do i wish i could marry them both and have plenty of children with each.

>>936458862 (OP)
Ive never seen Space Jam

>>936458862 (OP)
everything I post on here is a larp

I found the woman of my dream.
She gave me a perfect daughter.-
And she lets me play with our daughter as much as i want, she never joins in but she will often watch.

I am truly blessed

>>936458904
Which one?
(Spoiler, they both have a nigger in them)

>>936460945
Hey if u mean raping ur own child you should kys btw. You're fucking up her life, for selfish twisted reasons. If it started when she was 18+ do whatever yall want idc

>>936458862 (OP)
I am addicted to getting cheap "car date" blow jobs from street whores.

They are so efficient at it.

>>936462613
what city? how do you know its not a cop?

>>936462862
richmond va but also other places when I travel.

Because even the cops don't look as bad as the whores I pick up. Usually they are addicts.

>>936464737
I usually just go for the younger ones. ain't no one recruiting cops in middle school.

Granted much much harder to find

>>936458862 (OP)
You're gonna have horrible things happen to you.

I stole pics of my friends wife. I have all her nudes and them fucking. I blow a load to them all the time.

>>936460945
This might sound dirty and perverted to you and might just be part of a dance that you and your significant other do but to the rest of us it just sounds like using your own cum as lube to jack off.

>>936461883
ayo bro, how the fuck is she watching if she's 18?
Your wife is definitely gonna notice that shit.
>what is she a fuckin ninja steve irwin on a safari to catch her parent's genitals on camera for observational study?

>>936465491
I just like having it established I like vagina and not some fabricated broship.

>>936458904
You're a fuckin liar.

>>936465380
How so?

tfw you tryina rob somebody and all you get is that soft billed duck

>>936465821

>>936465552
so in your mind, is the daughter the dick or the cum?
and how did the wife give it to him?

>>936465715
Kek yes what he said. I don’t care for him it was just part of the capture

>>936466110
the cum
and if you're fantasizing about someone else while fucking someone you're not having sex, you're masturbating using someone else's body.

>>936466133
nah, I don't agree with you I just wouldn't make friends with someone who's wife I'd fuck.
>rather than specifically go snooping for shit like that like a fuckin loser
>you have shit of them together? That's pathetic, I'd off myself if I were you.

I had to help a 9yo girl shower several times and it was honestly pretty fun getting to touch her entire body and she was really cool about it

>>936466467
I don’t want to fuck her just want to see her naked

>>936468020
I went on vacation with wifes family and one of the nieces, 10yo, was with the others swimming in a pool in a little bikini. She came up out of the pool on all 4s, ass pointed my way. Swear i was never so throbbing hard in my life. Wish i could have her to myself. I think she has a crush on me, im good looking and i catch her staring at me often then she looks shy after.
Did you get hard helping her shower?

>>936458904
I've never seen the lion king

>>936465380
every man wants to fuck his sisters in law
I think my wife realizes this and limits our interactions

>>936466315
this is what marriage is like after 5 years

>>936464737
>richmond va
Such degeneracy in my backyard haha!
Have fun and stay safe.

>>936465380
Why is Pepe crying? As horrific as those monstrosities look, I'd burn their photos too!

>>936468403
Yea, my wife gets upset if i say anything to her at family gatherings

>>936468403
>every man wants to fuck his sisters in law
Nah. My sis in law is awesome but she does nothing for me sexually. She's got huge tits and I prefer small pointy ones like my wife's, so it'd be a nonstarter even if I wanted to cheat, which I don't.
I bet my bro in law doesn't want to fuck my wife either. Probably thinks her tits are too small.

>>936468469
For my first marriage, yes.
Been with my current wife for six years now and I'm always glad I'm fucking her.

I have been selling my moms nudes and taking creeps of her for money.People on tele pay me to take photos of her sneak photos of her phone,Set up cams

>>936468620
My sis in law looks like my wife, similar ass and small tits, shes just blonde instead of brunette. Its hard. Sometimes i can put it down and stop thinking about it for a while, others not so much

>>936468667
example?

>>936458862 (OP)
every now and then i go to a cruising place and both suck and get my dick sucked for a while. I haven't been fucked in a couple years now, but i want to do it again, i just don't want to be too suspicious so my wife won't catch me. back when we weren't married yet i would go thee with stockings under my jeans and let an old fat man fuck me while a bunch of other guys were watching and jerking off, i had to cut it out once my wife moved in with me but i do miss it

>>936468291
I did, she was very cute. Favorite part was getting to feel her perfect little ass

>>936468778
Im not sending them here but an example of one i did yesterday was taking a photo of her cooking while she was in underwear

>>936468802
Same here, except I go totally dressed up as a woman. I love getting fucked in front of a bunch of horny men.

I work in the porn industry because of my dad.

He was a porn addict and had a massive porn collection. Posters, Magazines, Movies, Latinas, Asians, PAWGS, MILFs, teens, amateurs to pornstars... You name it, he had it. As early as I can remember he shared it with me as "our little secret".

Of course as a horny kid I was fascinated by all of it. I didn't really realize what we did was "wrong" until much later in life.

By that time I was heavily addicted to porn and watched it every day.

Several years ago I got the opportunity to work in porn as a video editor.

I basically watch porn for a living.

I stole nudes of my roommates wife and whenever I hear them fucking I stroke to her roast beef. Never gets old. No, I’m not sharing.

>>936468212
her naked is literally a imprint of his penis
>that's his cock socket
>get your own you fuckin creep
it smells like him and shit

>>936469047
i'd loved to do that, but i have to keep it on the down low. back in my place i had stripper shoes and mini skirts and i was about to buy those fake sillicon boobs from aliexpress, but my wife moved in and i had to throw it all out...

>>936468403
every man wants to fuck every woman alive
if you have a family, do them a favor by not being so stupid you thinking posting about it anywhere online is anonymous or private. As long as you understand that and you have no problem alienating them and being ok with them shunning and shitting on you. That being said as long as a woman lets me have sex with her she can call me whatever name she wants and act out whatever sick bullshit is in her head as long as it isn't violent or abusive.

>>936469250
My wife knows, and doesn’t care as long as I let her do her thing.

>>936468475
going now to go see if any of the meth heads are out.

My favorite one was having the fenty bends yesterday so I need to find another.

>>936468469
what YOUR marriage is like after 5 years
your life gets stale because you plan for the initial union and consummation and then you play it by ear
you have to care and keep caring
and growing
and that's not sustainable
because you are simultaneously being affected by the world around you.
So the object is to eliminate the world around you as part of the equation
because time equals distance

>>936469468
Time = Distance
the more distance between two points
the longer one must travel between them
the rich have land, land is space, distance gives you time
for what is up to you but if you want to be happy you distance between you and any extremities
and if they don't fuckin live with you, and you're not in a relationship with them or responsible for them existing
they're a fuckin extremity.

>>936469462
Best of luck. Y'all cum back, hear?

>>936469680
>or what is up to you but if you want to be happy you NEED distance between you and any extremities
fixed

I still jerk off to my wife’s sister nearly every day. I can’t help it

>>936469861
>this is why I'd rather be temporarily enthralled by famous bitches and e-thots of yesteryear.
>I aint like none of you that much
>life was always better lookin elsewhere

>>936470159
But it makes seeing her sister a fun adventure everytime

>>936458862 (OP)
I get to stroke to nude videos of all my wife’s hot friends and relatives, unbeknownst to them

I post pics of my wife's feet on here and I get off when people compliment them

>>936470309
how you pull that off

>>936470215
so does knowing the daughter you're tethered to for those last 18 wadnt yours now whether or not a dude with one nut would use that information to do sumthin god awful
well that's just not for the faint of heart kids

>>936471030
Placed a hidden camera in the guest bathroom
>have a pool, and get them to crash at our house after a few drinks

I'm a total faggot loser and I am going to an hero next week after my 20yr class reunion

I'm 29 f. I've found pictures of me regularly shared here and it always drives me really horny to see that.

I'm working on being sluttier

>>936471536
Class of 05 not kind to you?
What’s got you down anon?
>why not drug and rape some HS hussy then off yourself?

>>936471519
I actually post in secrets threads and don't just troll with gay, pedo, or retarded incest bullshit...

In the small town of Dusty Pines, cowboy Adejo "Lick" Lawson earned his peculiar nickname for a reason that none dared question directly. Known for his wild antics and an unshakeable grin, Lick was a staple at the local saloon, more famous for his daredevil stunts than his roping skills.

One sweltering afternoon, the townsfolk gathered for the annual Rodeo Roundup. As the sun hung high in the sky, casting shadows across the dusty arena, Lick stepped forward with his signature flourish. Clad in boots that had seen better days and a ten-gallon hat perched jauntily atop his head, he was ready to entertain.

“Step right up!” he called, a mischievous twinkle in his eye. “Who’s brave enough to take on the Lick Challenge?” Curiosity piqued, a crowd formed as Lick explained his outrageous stunt. He would lick the dust off the dicks of the local ranchers in exchange for a chance to ride the wildest bull in the arena. Laughter erupted, but Lick's bravado was infectious, and soon enough, folks were cheering him on.

With each dick he licked clean, Lick’s reputation only grew. The ranchers laughed, flicking him a dime or two, enjoying the show. Finally, it was time for the real spectacle. Climbing onto a bull named Bruce, Lick’s grin never faded, even as the beast bucked like a rodeo clown on caffeine.

In that moment, he embodied the spirit of the cowboy—a life lived boldly, laughing in the face of absurdity. Lick may have been a bit unconventional, but in Dusty Pines, he was a legend. The crowd roared as he rode, proving that sometimes, the most memorable cowboys weren’t just about dust and grit—they knew how to have a good time, too.

>>936471580

>>936471584

>>936471580
what a faggot
don't fuckin suggest shit like that you goddamn sociopath
>>936471536
going crazy and killing people only counts toward something if you actually try to compete for the high score, otherwise you just look dumb as fuck as your last act.

>>936471697

>>936471728
dumb

>>936471753

we are reverse engineering covid to force a mutation in humans which allow is to breathe underwater and develop membranes that cover our eyes and can be used as lenses for night and underwater vision

in the summer of 74' I was responsible for a very large fire in the north east and a good number of people died and nobody knows it was me that started them. I had sex with several women that ended up single or grief stricken because of it, I got several high paying jobs, and I was fortunate enough to purchase a lot of opportune property and investments over the years and I once was certain that it was just luck but as time has gone by I'm starting to think people who have a vested interest in bad things happening are just the same people intended to protect everyone...

>>936472090
responsible how?

I remember the first time someone mentioned clam chowder. I was sitting at a bustling café, the aroma of fresh bread and simmering soup wafting through the air. “You haven’t lived until you’ve tasted it,” my friend proclaimed, her eyes sparkling with enthusiasm. I smiled, nodding along, but inside, I felt an unfamiliar ache swell.

How could I have gone my whole life without this creamy, rich delicacy? My friends would reminisce about their childhood experiences, slurping thick, velvety soup on chilly days by the seaside. They described the way the clam’s briny essence mingled with potatoes, onions, and a hint of bacon, creating an orchestra of flavors in a single bite. I was always the outsider, standing on the periphery of their memories, never able to join the chorus of delight.

Years passed, and clam chowder became a metaphor for everything I felt I had missed in life. I craved not just the soup but the camaraderie that came with sharing a bowl. There were countless dinners where I sat, surrounded by laughter and stories, while they raised their bowls, toasting to good times and transformational flavors. I would just sip my water, feeling a silent longing build within me.

I often found myself dreaming of that fabled bowl, imagining the steam rising, the smoothness of the broth gliding over my tongue. I pictured the saltiness of the clams, the soft chew of potatoes, the whisper of herbs. But with each unfulfilled dream, the pain intensified. I was left with an insatiable hunger—not just for clam chowder—but for the moments it represented. Perhaps one day, I thought, I would finally sit down, take my first spoonful, and taste not just the soup, but everything I had missed.

>>936471555
Every single time you larp this same shit. Give it a rest.

>>936472136

>>936458862 (OP)
I'm not getting a job until my freeloading sister gets a job.

She's been freeloading since she graduated
While I've been working hard everyday.

Recently company went under.
Now it's my turn to freeloading.
I have a feeling it's going to be for a looooong time too.
And I can guarantee with 100%
My parents are going to cry about me not working but not cry about her

I raped a prostitute, that may have been underage

>>936472844
For fuck's sake, are you kidding me with this shit? You think you can just reel off some sick, twisted story like that and I'm going to buy it? Please, do tell, how trite and cliché can one person be? A prostitute, maybe underage, how fucked up can one's imagination get, right? It's like every other pathetic attempt at edginess I've ever heard.

Listen, buddy, if you're going to try to shock someone, at least have the decency to be original. This isn't some avant-garde, boundary-pushing confession; it's a sad, regurgitated mess of every bad 90s crime drama's leftover themes. The underage prostitute, the darkest alley, the 'tortured soul' - it's all been done to death, and by better storytellers than you, I might add.

And spare me the theatrics, would you? This isn't a Raymond Chandler novel or some Quentin Tarantino film where your character gets to be the brooding, morally ambiguous anti-hero. No, in this reality, you're just some schmuck who thinks throwing around a salacious, troubling scenario makes you interesting. Newsflash: it doesn't. It makes you a try-hard, a poser who can't even be bothered to come up with something new.

And the worst part? You think this makes you sound tough, or deep, or whatever facade you're trying to project. It just makes you sound like every other fool who thinks the key to sounding intelligent or provocative is to say the most outrageous, contrarian shit they can think of, regardless of how vapid or unconsidered it might be.

So, do us both a favor and try again. Or better yet, don't. Because honestly, I'm not sure I can stomach another round of your pathetic attempts at being edgy. Maybe take a moment to reflect on why you feel the need to spout this drivel, and then we can talk. Until then, save it.

>>936472844
do tell

>>936472896
God fuck this thread because of this ai retard.

>>936472937

>>936472937
That’s kinda his goal

>>936472910
Was drunk and horny and went to the Berlin street hookers. I went for the tiniest and most petite one. She told me she's 21 but she looked 18 at most. Paid for an hour with everything and raw. Went to an hour hotel. She blew and I fucked her a bit. When I wanted to fuck her ass she told me the time is up. I didn't finish yet and paid for her asshole so I pinned her down and forced it in. She cried and tried to scream, but I put my hand over her mouth. She fainted after a while. I finished inside her, cleaned up and ran fast to get away

>>936473241
For crying out loud, are you serious with this fantasy of yours? It sounds like a bad mashup of every exploitative porn flick and dodgy crime novel, minus the literary merit or even a shred of originality. Let's dissect this trash, shall we?

First off, the setting: Berlin street hookers. How quaint. How utterly cliché. You couldn't even bother to come up with a more original location than that? It's like you pulled out a map of Europe, closed your eyes, and pointed to the first city that sounded 'exotic' enough for your sorry tale.

And then, there's the character description of your... conquest, I suppose. The tiniest and most petite one, because of course, you'd go for the one that sounds like she could be underage, right? It's not like you're trying to fulfill some kind of warped fantasy or anything. The part where she "told me she's 21 but she looked 18 at most" is especially rich. Oh, wow, what a unique and not-at-all-overused trope. The age thing - how very predictable.

Now, let's talk about the logistics of your little hour-long escapade. You paid for an hour, did your thing, and when you wanted to take it to the next level, time was up. But you, being the paragon of respect and consent that you are, decided to "pin her down and force it in" when she said no. Because that's exactly what heroes do, right? I mean, who needs boundaries or mutual agreement when you're on a roll?

The pièce de résistance is, of course, the part where she cries, tries to scream, and you cover her mouth. And then, the crowning jewel of your dumb, macho fantasy: she faints, and you finish inside her. What a catch, buddy. I'm sure this story will be a hit at your next dinner party.

>>936473241
ok that sounds kinda fun

>>936472973
Have a quick look at my post on /r/confidentcanon

I used to have a huge crush on a girl too, now im pretty much over it.

>>936473399
Well didn't regret it after getting away with it

In the small town of Maplewood, where the sweet scent of lilacs filled the air, the locals shared a curious tradition. After sunset, the residents came together for an unusual reason: to drink Mormon Milk. This wasn’t just any milk — it was a creamy concoction made from a special blend of local farm-fresh ingredients, blessed by the townsfolk’s deep-seated traditions.

The story of Mormon Milk began with the town’s founding father, Elder Adejo "Lick" Lawson, a kind-hearted man with a knack for farming and an unforgettable secret recipe. Fueled by faith and community spirit, he’d discovered that a little love, kindness, and faith blended with whole milk could create something magical. The townsfolk believed that the milk contained not only wholesome nutrients but also an essence of unity that bound them together.

Every Friday, as twilight cloaked the sky, the townspeople gathered in the church hall, bringing their own jars of milk. Laughter echoed off the walls, and stories flowed as freely as the creamy beverage. As they sipped their Mormon Milk, they shared their hopes, dreams, and even sorrows, nurturing a unique bond. In this milk, they found comfort and strength.

However, not everyone understood the tradition. A newcomer, Clara, arrived from the city, skeptical of the quaint rituals. When invited to join their weekly gathering, she hesitantly accepted. As she tasted the Mormon Milk for the first time, something shifted within her. It wasn’t just the creamy texture or the sweetness; it was the warmth of the community enveloping her in a hug.

By the end of the evening, Clara understood. This milk was more than a drink; it was a symbol of love, resilience, and unity — a refreshing reminder that togetherness could nourish the soul.

I hit a newly recorded land speed in a vehicle I created a few days ago in a car that runs on farts.

>>936474612
Nice!

>>936458862 (OP)
I scan grapefruits as navel oranges at the self checkout because they're 75 cents cheaper and that's the price I think a grapefruit is worth to me. I just manually enter them in the produce look up. I fear getting caught one day and being exposed as a cheap dirtbag in the most embarrassing way. At least I am still paying them

My love for grapefruit is that it boosts opioids, drinking fresh squeezed grapefruit juice with a vicoden or perc enhances it, your body absorbs more of the drug and you get more fucked up. If you have white grapefruit, it's much more effective

>>936474941