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Edward Coristine was born in December 2005. His father is Charles Coristine, the CEO of LesserEvil. His maternal grandfather, Valery Martynov, was a KGB Lieutenant Colonel executed by the Soviet Union as a double agent. After his execution his widow moved with her children, including Coristine's mother, to the United States.
He now works for the social security administration as is known as NotSoBig Balls.
