They're here

Seek shelter immediately

oh noes. what about my funkopops

>>936483753 (OP)
AIEEEEE

>>936483787
Kek
8/8

>>936483753 (OP)
They've come to harvest our anal meet

get in

can I fuck them?

>>936484648
How the fuck are four people supposed to sleep in one twin-sized bed?

>>936483753 (OP)
>They're here
First of all, you don't even know what planet you're on, so why should anyone take you seriously?

Bottom line: This planet is Bozrah, not Earth. Read this post...

https://x.com/elitefeat/status/1799553063390154856
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This planet is not Earth. It is Bozrah.

Earth is another planet about 75,000 light years from here, whereas this planet is merely an impostor planet that calls itself "Earth." Big difference. And trust me, I know how to count to 10 seconds, ACCURATELY. What used to be 10.00 seconds (for me) is now a whopping 15.00 seconds! If you don't believe me, see Matthew 24:22 and Revelation 8:12. For the natives, though, the speed of time here has always been the same.

If you are a Bozrah native, you are in serious trouble. The people of this planet must acknowledge that Bozrah is not Earth and that Jesus is coming to destroy it. Otherwise, don't expect God to save you.
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This much is certain: The event in which Jesus destroys this planet is called "the day of vengeance." There will be no 7-year Tribulation or Antichrist here—because this planet isn't Earth. It's Bozrah.

>>936483753 (OP)

Generous guys, you know where to find me.

>>936483787
Forget the funkpops what about the labubus

>sage

>>936485613
Thanks for reminding me to visit /x/ for off the wall shit like this to be spewed as fact

>>936483753 (OP)
Well,well,well.
What do you have here?
A FUCKING SHILL TROLL!!!!
Go FUCK yourself,"KID".
And go suck off your own dad.

Mods!,...Ban that punk!,...
BAN IT PERMANENTLY!,...Please.
Thanks.

>>936485060
Don't worry, there is a gun.
The proper american way to address any problem.

>>936483753 (OP)
Shelter from what? Maybe they're just looking for a good time

>>936490220
Go FUCK yourself
and go STRAIGHT
TO HELL,you fake news freak!
You are neither wanted nor
welcome "here","LITTLE KID!"

>>936485613
What am I looking at?
"OH!,...A BULLSHIT ARTIST!"

>>936485060
They'll sleep fine after I connect that vent pipe to the truck exhaust

>>936490220
Sorry. Wrong person.
My bad!

>>936485613
Wrong. This is Harzob. You've got it literally backwards

It would be weird if i was not in a shelter computers are often indoors.

>>936483753 (OP)
I knew that digging those tunnels was the right thing to do.

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>>936490398
Aw, sweet. A schizo namefag thread.

>>936483753 (OP)
>What do you mean I need to smoke meth to see them?!