I'm so fat I can barely tie my laces
Please help me

>>936485153 (OP)
claw grabber or diet pills

>>936485153 (OP)
slip ons dude

>>936485153 (OP)
Congratulations.

Do I have your attention, or are you playing hard to get?

>>936485153 (OP)

>>936485153 (OP)
i've been defatting over the last year and putting on shoes, cutting toenails gets slowly easier
I think that is the worst part of being fat, not being a hideous abomination, but when basic tasks are cumbersome

>>936485153 (OP)
my "fat pants" are tight...I might have a weight problem...

Hey man, not sure if you are still there. Don't know if you are joking...I'm a fit nerd here, used to be fat myself and eventually went to prison and became a web cam model haha (Im a dude). I can help you lose weight if you want. Only if you're serious though. you get one life. Every day that passes with you being obese is putting unnecessary strain on your heart, bones, joints, you age quicker because of gravity, and you are way more susceptible to diseases. lmk man

>>936485153 (OP)
even if you can't walk
it is literally just don't eat random bread/pasta/cookies/cake/soda
you can still eat fried shit, sandwiches, etc.
just cut down or cut some stuff off
if you can manage to do physical activity then even better
i went to physical therapy for a year to get into condition to walk 5k daily without pain, but it started as 100m and slowly ramped up
just don't think it will take only 2 weeks to solve everything

>>936489394
Unfortunately it's more than that man, eating habits are really tough to break and hunger is a tough feeling to suppress. Having your dr put you on something like "Adderal" can help you lose lots of weight. That suppresses your appetite.

>>936485153 (OP)
You need a hero. Stinking tubb of shit.

>>936489526
it isnt that hard to break
just dont think you need to eat one celery stick a day
its a general reduction, not a hunger strike
I've made major weight loss several times and its the same thing, just have slightly less of junk
or be a retard and pay for pills that will stop working the moment you stop them and give you 5 kinds of cancer

I'm a lot to handle, but that's part of the fun. Up for it?

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i command you to fast 36h, then 8 of fruits and raw vegs then 2 of wnd layer healthy food according to nutrition pyramid, then 2h of whatever.

repeat.

im on the tendy diet. its working great for me

im on a diet but i cheat alot on it. i feel like if noone sees me eating my gummy bears and chips with dip it isnt happening.

i tell my doctor im trying to stick to my diet, even have a food diary that shoes what i eat. but honestly, i dont put my snacks on there and tell him im trying but cant lose the weight...im pre-diabetic, my feet swell up and walking to the kitchen takes the wind out of me.

>>936485153 (OP)
drink water

Orlistat (Brand names: Xenical, Alli)
How it works:
Orlistat inhibits the enzyme pancreatic lipase, which is responsible for breaking down dietary fats in the intestine.

Effect:
About 25–30% of the fat you eat passes through the digestive tract undigested and is excreted in the stool.

>>936492386
Well there is your problem. Eat salad, fish, skinless chicken, nuts, berries, and learn to use a slow cooker. Stay away from dairy, bread, sugar, canned goods, fatty meat, processed meats, and gravy.

>>936485153 (OP)
glue your lips shut , no eating means you will lose weight , just keep a small hole for a straw to drink water

>>936485153 (OP)
Learn to stop eating when you are full. Drink more water. Eat less highly processed food.

>>936485153 (OP)
goto the gym alot, check out the hotties and get horny as shit. should motivate you to lose weight.