Thread 936487603

Just picked up one of these bad boys.

>>936487603 (OP)
I have multiple ulcers in my throat and stomach, but I completed the Nuka Cola Quantum Challenge

>>936487970
>snapchat red
>>>/soc/

>>936487603 (OP)
Enjoy your red and yellow food colouring combination. The sugarcane makes it tasty!

>>936488087
It's going to become illegal soon he just had rad poisoning. Plus side he might lose some weight which is typical of radiation poisoning

>>936487603 (OP)
Would drink

>>936488161
Please do, it's good as fuck

>>936487970
What game is that?

>>936488193
Modded skyrim

>>936487970
How’s it taste?

>>936488191
Where did you find it?

>>936488222
It's Berry Lemonade. You can find Jones soda in grocery stores and they sell the same flavor without the Fallout branding. Very good sodas.

>>936488222
it's 18 fruit "essences" or poisons meant to taste like the real fruit snd aspartame or cancer sugar made from mold byproduct

>>936487603 (OP)
It's A Farmers Union Iced Coffee Or It's Nothing

>>936488152
lol for appropiate lore use
double lol because I've literally been irradiated before

>>936488304
>aspartic acid and phenylalanine dipeptides are cancer
Kek

>>936488297
I heard it had a new flavor for the quantum this go round

>>936488384
they do according to IARC

>>936488354
You need to drink it and tell us if it tastes like being irradiated feels

>>936487603 (OP)
FIIIIIIIGHGHGHGHIIIIIIIIIÑALLLLLLEEEEEEEEE

>>936488447
His dicks going to fall of which is good for humanity

>>936488438
https://www.who.int/news/item/14-07-2023-aspartame-hazard-and-risk-assessment-results-released
>Citing “limited evidence” for carcinogenicity in humans, IARC classified aspartame as possibly carcinogenic to humans

Did you know peptide bonds are easily cleaved during digestion?

>>936488515
>IARC classifies aspartame as “possibly carcinogenic to humans” (Group 2B), based on limited evidence it might cause cancer (specifically liver cancer) in people.Jul 25, 2023
Mhm a little bit of bugs in my food is ok but not too much

>>936488594
>limited evidence
Did you know aspartic acid and phenylalanine are common amino acids that are found in every protein? What makes this dipeptide special?

>>936487603 (OP)
This is what I imagine Nuri’s piss looks like

>>936487970
Josh, take a pic of the ingredients label

>>936488662
1 word formaldehyde

>>936488824
What’s that? I hear boomers say that word a lot

>>936488824
Alcohol dehydrogenase

Nuri has no parents or close relatives alive

>>936489087
I’m her brother

>>936489219
Do you think she would like a bowl of eggs?

>>936489236
No, she’s allergic to eggs

>>936489219
I don't think so but hows it feel to have a sister hooking on 4chan? Are you happy about it?

>>936489277
You lie

>>936489277
Do you like looking at your sister naked lol? Gross

>>936488447
lmao

>>936489295
Nah I’m serious, ask her
>>936489341
Yeah she’s hot

>>936489435
lmao incest

>>936489557
I’m your dad too, Shane.

>>936489723
do you have 10 children or 9

Yall should go to discord there's nobody itt

>>936489917
7. Stephanie, Junior, Shawn, Scott, you, Sara, and Jack. Jack is my favorite.

>>936490068
wrong i have 2 other siblings that are illegitimate

>>936490103
Keyword on illegitimate

>>936490148
they're still blood relatives

>>936490148
How many sisters and brothers does he have? is it 13?

was his uncle part of the ku klux klan?

was his mom raised by general wheeler of the confederate army?

>>936490164
What are you talking about? Son, you’re delusional
>>936490196
I listed em all

>>936490319
No you didn't gtfo schizo retard

Josh is fucking pathetic

See, I pissed him off. Typical shanelette. You give away your info too easily

>>936490499
What did I give away retard?

I don't have to lie about my background if i cared about people knowing my background i wouldn't tell them and besides it's 4chan literally nobody here matters. it has no bearing on the outside world

The fact i can halt your threads indefinitely is hilarious that's why you're my bitch and no you won't ignore my criticism ever and i can do this forever

Boom baby

Hey Shane,
Shut up pedo

>>936490923
No you're a pedo and you're my bitch

>>936490939
You’re a pedo

>>936491068
No u

>>936491076
no u

This is how it works i critique you get upset and derail and never recover because you must win but it cannot happen when your thread stays a flamewar which is all i care about keeping it as because i don't want your threads. So it stays a toxic environment and eventually you leave after realizing what's the point anymore. There's greener pastures you could go to that i cant effect like this

>>936491323
Shut up pedo

>>936491541
No u pedo

>>936491593
no u pedo

this what we're gonna do endlessly is call eachother pedo, jew, liberal etc and it's never going to stop

>>936491603
But nuri identifies as trans

>>936491613
Good, at least it keeps kids online safe from you

>>936491641
no u

How many abortions has Shane had?

>>936492102
He took a punch right to the solar plexus so 7

>>936491988
You have to worry about josh for that he's trying to save underage whores by talking to them instead of ignoring them and letting their parents deal with it

>>936492184
Do you have to work at being this retarded or were you born this way?

>>936492210
That's what he said he does. Like whenever i suspect someone is underage i don't talk to them. I hate kids I don't even like younger adults for the most part for conversations usually.

>>936492298
Telling a kid to get off of the site is a lot better than ignoring them and letting pedos run free

>>936492359
that's not our jobs though just report them like i did to a thread earlier. there's not anyone on this site who isn't aware that there's groomers and pedos.

>>936492495
You can report and say “gtfo” you know. If Josh was saying “pop em out” I’d agree with you

>>936492548
They know they shouldn't be on the 18+ part it says before you can go on a red board. Just report them.

>>936492621
Oh yes Shane because children respect that shit. Just like when you were under 18 and definitely didn’t go on any websites

>>936492632
I still knew i shouldn't be there and telling me 2 or 100x wasn't any different than the first. If you're not going to listen to the admin then why would you listen to an anon? Just report and talk shit to anyone talking to them if you must despite the hate

>>936492678
I mean, I do that. So you’re not really talking to the right guy about that. It’s really unfortunate that you are the way you are because we are very similar outside of your pedophilic urges

>>936493075
that's great but josh does try talking to them and from what i seen it's not "gtfo" it's "hi how are you girl" and i don't do that at all.

>>936493232
You just fetishize other minors in the world, I know. Josh is autistic, he talks to everyone. But he’s actually gay. Like really a homosexual. He’s just a fruitball that likes to talk

>>936493292
i suspect he's a bit fruity with some of the things he's said but he comes off as the gay but not really gay friend and just an incel and doesn't attempt to talk to women so he lets them believe he's gay just so they don't get the ick and stop talking to him because he is probably sexualizing them and it makes them uncomfortable because he's not attractive in the slightest. basically one of the girls and behaves like a cringe feminist (which he does do)

there's always guys like that and they were pipeline victims usually but he was too lazy to attempt it

>>936487603 (OP)
I had a Jones cream soda a few days ago and it was honestly disappointing. I like their other sodas but the cream soda is just not very good. I'm more of a root beer guy anyway

>>936493542
Try the quantum

>>936493292
>Josh is autistic
That's not true, I haven't been diagnosed

Gandhi died for our sins

>>936498295
Gandhi sinned for our deaths

>>936498321
he was a stinky rapist poojeet like they all are

>>936487603 (OP)
theres no fucking quinine in this? at all? whats the fucking point? quinine glows blue under a blacklight. thats why tonic water glows under a blacklight.

IF IT DOESNT FUCKING GLOW WHATS THE FUCKING POINT

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>936500802
Fun fact: I started this meme

>>936502055
that was a fun fact, I had a blast reading it

>>936502473
Truth

What

Nuka cola

nigger cola quantum. it's grape.

>>936506349
they already have nuka cola grape

>>936506569
are you trying to say my business idea is stupid?

>>936507017
I’m saying that they already have grape to cater to niggers

>>936507949
it's soda so it always catered to niggers

>>936508025
Soda was invented to be a medicine

Nuri fucks my butt

>>936508069
and so was that's when it had cocaine and soda without cocaine was meant for niggers

How do I get into engineering?

How do I get into engineering?

>>936508380
>>936508681
First you’re gonna need money

>>936509751
A whole lotta spending money?

>>936510557
i got one of those also, but ive never really got around to using it

>>936487970
What’s it taste like, Josh?

>>936511398
It tastes like my deceased grandfather's sweaty, mold-ridden testicles, to put it nicely.

Luckily, I bought it in a pair ;)

>>936511799
Really?

>>936511877
Yeah, I always keep a jar of grandpa's nut oil handy for any and all situations

>>936512436
I meant is it really gross?

>>936511799
It's pretty neat! How much of a challenge does it pose for you? Have you worked on your speed to make it easier?

Have you worked on improving your aim to make it easier?

>>936512607
Definitely not. It's like blue raspberry lemonade or something, I think? Greatest drink I've ever had.

>>936512957
It's very challenging, and also yes and yes

>>936515152
Weird

>>936487603 (OP)
How the strontium-90?

>>936488232
You can find it on Amazon

I want some Nuri blood

I MISS YOU KOMBUCHAN

>>936518999
she's busy sucking dick but when her stepdad stops wanting to give her money you'll see her again

>>936519135
I hope so. She’s funny as fuck

>>936518999
I just downed a ginger kombucha in her honor

I just found a quarter on the ground. Now I can use the Aldi shopping carts

>>936520157
Good man

Quantumania

Quadrophenia

I found a gun

Bicycle

>>936523065
What kind

>>936525193
guess btw better than every gun shown

>>936525255
on left is tavor w/ grenade launcher and right is ruger .45 extended clip with auto

>>936525255
>zero trigger discipline
lol.

>>936525359
can blow you 3blocks away

>>936525382
yeah ok, or shoot your foot off or your cat or your tv.

arms legs prolly gone and i got a vest 9mm under is pointless

>>936525398
;)
you're a chump

>>936525468
>says the retard bragging about soft body armor with both his fingers on the trigger

>>936525507
Whats soft is you with 0 otherwise show (you won't)

>>936525537
I have level 4 ceramic plates and I don't need to prove that to you because I'm not an insecure midget

rated graded active military body armor versus nigger with none
>>936525607
ok show lol (you won't)

>>936525654
everything is "rated and grated" unless you bought some chinaman shit. (yeah i won't because I don't feel the need to as stated previously you illiterate)

>>936525690
Pics or it didn't happen faggot

>>936525726
why don't you show your shitty 11a soft armor first you silly billy

>>936525758
show out or get out

>>936525785
I'm not busting into my safe to prove something to a midget with zero trigger discipline. you're just going to have to trust that I have better armor than you and that means I'm better than you in every conceivable way.

I am scared to pick up gun. It might go off

>>936525831
you don't have shit

>>936525907
it will if you hold them like >>936525255
this

>>936525953
you don't have anything lol i literally dated a militia trainers daughter who won medals

>>936525995
ok? do his medals translate through his daughters pussy and into you giving you his skills or am i missing something

>>936526035
yes

>>936526096
well no one with any sense taught you how to hold a firearm clearly so it makes sense you would use knowing other people as qualification. very cool.

>>936526138
that's not me

i took the pic but it's not me

>>936525255
Fake

>>936525255
This is a real gun

>>936527882
wasn't used on her child molester sister so what's the point

>>936528263
No shit what’s Nuri supposed to do, go back to Canada and shoot her sister in prison?

>>936528302
she's dead from heroin

>>936528325
Oh I didn’t know that lmfao that’s funny as fuck. I thought everyone said she was in prison. Who’s the ex felon

>>936528343
This is a man

>>936528343
you mean the person who taises money for victims of domestic obuse, homeless children, pollution and personal rights who was part of 2 of the biggest cases on the world's largest corporation?

aka mansato

>>936528479
I’m so fucking confused. Who is Nuri

>>936528506
literally a who sociopath of no importance spreading legs

>>936528535
I’m love Nuri

>>936528561
you shouldn't she's a sociopath

>>936528580
Hot

she betrayed everyone when convenient and has no boundaries or morals

>>936528672
Ok say that when she makes you a registered sex offender because you didn't agree with her

>>936528705
you did that on your own, pal

>>936528777
gtfo you want to call people registered and they aren't. you're literally slandering provably

>>936528788
i am not on on a sec offender list its free to look up

>>936528815
Shut up pedo

>>936528834
Ok why is josh talking to people he believes is underage? why did you house your sister you said was molesting minors? is it because you help pecos?

You literally assisted pedophiles you're grosser than them. you actually helped them get victims

and you're such a pussy you let them kill your dog and make you pay

Shane, I’m gonna be honest, you’re boring lol

>>936529146
then leave lol you're not interesting

>ugg let me take bbc
you're a joke but boring after 2mo

im literally repeating copypaste because you're predictable

>>936529607
You’re not 4chan as a whole

Shane, you have to let Nuri go. She will never fuck you

>>936529897
ew not playing cum mixer

Shane is a frog kid with donkey brains

Want a little tease? Ask me nicely.

I ate out Kombuchan's ass and I'm proud

>>936532398
Why

A a ayy

Nuka