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Anonymous No.936495487 >>936495528 >>936496703 >>936497136 >>936498939 >>936499238 >>936499251 >>936500640 >>936503607
I'm not gay, but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Andy Biersack. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the bathroom doorway watching him dropping logs, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body.

I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Andy. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing.

One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love
Anonymous No.936495528 >>936495613 >>936497382 >>936500659
>>936495487 (OP)
What's the point of these threads?
Anonymous No.936495613
>>936495528
Andy's logs turn me on
his cream is like a dream
his corn is better than porn
just one smell and I can tell
that the taste will take me to a better place
Anonymous No.936496477 >>936496658 >>936500487
Meds, fatty
Anonymous No.936496658 >>936497151 >>936500487
>>936496477
Says the guy who lives to be trolled by the log poster.
Anonymous No.936496703
>>936495487 (OP)
Suck the logs out of his asshole
Anonymous No.936497136
>>936495487 (OP)
A Pulitzer prize piece.
Anonymous No.936497151 >>936497177
>>936496658
i wouldn't mind that too bad, but i am very very anti-lgbt, so
Anonymous No.936497177
>>936497151
Only because you think its cool now. I just farted btw.
Anonymous No.936497382 >>936500487
>>936495528
To force tourists like you to see feces. To think about feces. To be innundated with feces.
Anonymous No.936498939
>>936495487 (OP)
what happens to the log cabin when it rains
Anonymous No.936499238
>>936495487 (OP)
faggot
Anonymous No.936499251
>>936495487 (OP)
The really sad thing is that you've given Andy no choice but to sue you for stalking and harassment
Anonymous No.936500487
>>936496477
Based

>>936496658
Cringe

>>936497382
Meds, fatty
Anonymous No.936500640
>>936495487 (OP)
God that's so fucking hot
Anonymous No.936500659
>>936495528
Meds, Tourist.
Anonymous No.936501191
Anonymous No.936501666
Anonymous No.936503607
>>936495487 (OP)
I want to share a dinner of corn with Andy