>be me
>be 27
>be 2017
>be huge chris hansen fan
>was bummed when to catch a predator went off the air
>now hansen vs predators is in full swing
>stings are happening again
>pedos are getting caught
>get an idea
>heard about this discord thing
>create an account
>start making the rounds
>soon find a sketchy server
>immediately see obv bait acct
>chat "her" up
>oh youre 13 and love roblox?
>wow youre so mature for your age
>obv a grown ass man thinking hes hooked a sucker
>"she" tells me shes lonely
>oh sure sweety
>boys her age are so immature
>classic decoy language!
>chats go on for a week
>she sends photos
>probably middle school photos of a 30yo producer lol
>we talk about meeting
>"she" says to bring condoms
>painfully obv decoy tactic!
>this is it
>we arrange a time to meet at "her" house
>write a lengthy message to "her"
>first letter of the first word of each sentence adds up to spell:
>i know this is chris hansen im a huge fan
>will use this as my defense when im inevitably tackled by cops
>night of the meeting
>"her" parents are away
>bring my chris hansen glossy to be autographed
>show up to the house
>know the cops are already out there waiting
>soon as i park, get out of car and immediately shout
It's okay! I'm here to meet Chris Hansen!
>chuckle to myself as im sure theyre all confused
>stride confidently to the back door and knock
>sweet decoy voice calls out from inside
Coming!

cont'd

>>936495544 (OP)
>wait a few seconds and the door opens
>the most vulnerable looking girl ive ever seen stands before me looking nervous
>wow this decoy is very convincing!
>matches the pics they sent
>weird theyd have her greet me like that tho
>shes probably packing a full can of mace
>push past her and barge into the house
Hey Chris! You here? It's okay! I'm not a predator! I'm here for your autograph!
>march into the kitchen
>classic layout, island in the middle where id be asked to take a seat
>eagerly await the emergence of my pedo slayer hero
>the decoy meekly wanders in behind me, a confused look on her face
Who's Chris?
>admire her dedication to the bit
It's okay, you can drop the act. I'm not here to have sex with a minor. You see that I've brought no condoms.. All I have is this picture I'd like him to autograph.
>watch her eyes glaze over as her brain bluescreens
>absolute confusion colors this young girls face
>in the light of the kitchen i see her better
>this decoy looks really young
>like actually 13 young
Look, I'm sorry to use your resources like this, but I'm only here to meet Chris Hansen.
>her eyes go wide open
You mean... the online creep catcher guy?
>tears start to gather in her eyes
Am I... in trouble?
>wonder why shes asking me that

cont'd

>>936495556
>still no sign of chris
>start looking around kitchen for hidden cameras
>notice theres not really anywhere for a full camera crew to hide as i can see all adjoining rooms quite well
>slowly turn to her
>tears streaming down her face now
I'm sorry! This was a mistake please don't tell my mom and dad!
>feel like ive been hit by a truck
>pull out a chair and collapse into it
>realize my mouth is hanging open
>close it
Hey, c'mere.
>she slowly walks over to me
>hold out my hand
>explain everything
>tell her im not going to tell her parents
>warn her about how horrible some people really are
>spend several hours talking about her life and school and body image issues
>bizarre and surreal experience
>give her big hug before i leave
>tell her to be way more careful in the future
>chat on discord more
>totally different vibe now ofc
>stay in touch for years
>going to her college graduation next year
>says shes happy with her bf
>tell her im gonna ask my gf to marry me
Turns out what she really needed that night was a big brother. I'm so glad I'm who she chatted with instead of an actual creep.

>>936495885
>wanna know what my fetish is?
>saving a young girl from making a huge mistake and instead fostering a wholesome brother/sister relationship with her
>such degenerate behavior!

>>936495544 (OP)
>mfw he doesn't believe your story and your pedo ass gets hauled off to jail

>>936497124
Did you just, like, stop reading after the first post?

>>936495544 (OP)
>>936495556
>>936495572
Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most.

I would just refuse to take a seat over there. Easy.

>>936498379
>What do you mean, "He just left"?!
>He just... turned around and walked out!
>Did you ask him to have a seat right over there?
>Yeah! And he just said, "No thanks!" And he left.
>FUCK! We've been working on this guy for six months!
>Sorry. There's nothing I could do.

>story about how Chris Hanson wasn't there
>People ITT: lololol Chris Hanson was there and you got busted you pedo.
This is what happens when you hamstring the department of education.

>>936496450
Fuck you stupid nigger

>>936498787
Better hurry up and reply to your mom! Wouldn't want that post to die, would you?

>>936499191
>tl;dr: man goes to house to meet up with chris hansen
>meets actual underage girl instead
>everything turns out better and more wholesome than expected

>>936495544 (OP)
my brother was one of the guys caught on the OG show. AMA if you want

>>936502154
Okay yeah I'm curious. Was he trying to him up with a boy or a girl?

>>936503362
*hook up

>>936503362
Holy shit this is so cool, but also so scary, I just read this whole post from beginning to end and my heart is racing, I can't wait to hear the next news!

>>936503362
hear me out: there are anons, there are anons on the internet, there are anons in discord

>>936503640
Next news is that OP and his adopted little sister go on to have happy lives I guess?

>>936503657
That certainly is a true statement.

>>936502154
>AMA
I guess we can ask anything but there's no guarantee you'll answer lol

>>936495572
What college?

>>936507871
Like I'm going to tell you that

More tea?

>>936508531
Chamomile, please.

>>936508531
>heard about this discord thing
yes i've been using it since 2017.

>>936509487
Funny how that's also when op said they started using it.

>>936495572
NGL this did not go the way I expected.

>>936503362
he was trying to meet up with a boy. Which was weird to me because at the time he had a gf and I thought he was perfectly straight

>>936504932

my bad, I thought the thread died

>>936514755
Bumping for more questions. Stand by.

>>936514755
So what year was it? I'm assuming he was one of those who actually was shown on TV? Was there a conviction? Did he do any time? How did it affect the family?

>>936516610

It was 2005. And actually there was no conviction because they fucked up the questioning. So the charges ended up getting dropped. But the thing it might as well have been a death sentence. Our family and friends stopped talking to him, his gf broke up with him, and he got fired. I felt a lot of pressure from my family not to associate with him but I still reached out sometimes because I felt bad for him. The fall out felt like overkill to me

>>936517111
How old was he and how old did he think the boy was?

>>936517195
I dont remember exactly how old he was but he thought the kid was 14

>>936517654
How old are the two of you now?
Also, feel free not to answer this but are you m or f?

>>936495544 (OP)
>>936495556
>>936495572
no way this is true. no way such a sperg could truly exist. no way autisming that hard saved a lost little girl

hit me in the feels, bro

>>936495544 (OP)
How could you be a Chris Hanson fan? That dude's a retard. Is he over his Onision obsession yet? Last I saw he was doing voice work on fiverr and got caught cashing bad checks.

>>936517748
>or f?
Faggot, there are no women on the internet. Even the young "girl" was male.

>>936517943
It's logfag b8.

>>936517970
yeah, I know it's fake, I mean i've read the disclaimer on every page on /b/. doesn't mean that the story isn't wholesome

>>936518049
It's not logs, porn, /pol/, or jewish bbc, so it's a move in the right direction.

>>936495572
I really hope this is real, cuz you a real one for this if so
We do need to catch more bad people, but we also need to save more of the innocent by teaching them better

>>936518263
...you know, this has me thinking - whatever happened to feels threads?

>>936518377
it would be awesome if true, but there's no way such super-tism exists, right?

>>936518470
I like the idea of buying a smol prostitute for the night, but then helping her run away, setting her free
Imagine that feeling

>>936495572
Is this the only time you've tried something like that?

Chris Hansen,Steve Wilkos etc .

White men that decided to turn against the Brotherhood in order to make big bucks in a time when males looked so ugly and undesirable. They far outnumbered the handsome men while all the lolis had their dreams shattered by massive pro-nigger propaganda. Obama era antisemites ran rampant with extreme fake far right news. Chris Hansen saw the righteousness in the cause and it was time to send all the uglies and true rapists back to the cage.


Now who profited from these unnatural acts?

Chris Hansen ,Steve Wilkos etc. Niggers and radical feminist dykes as all the pussy went to them.


Young pussy brainwashed at such an early age . These tramps are today exploiting gooners on onlyfans and fucking niggers.

A lost generational population.


But at the same time ,hot girls that were true to what’s natural kept the faith ,consensually fucked whom they wanted to fuck and gave rise to the legalization of loli cartoons and are more and more inclined to find any means to open their legs up for whom they truly want to open their legs up. American Judges understand all this shame based hysteria vis a vis sex needs slow development towards sexual manifest destiny

These young girls biologically and Naturally are doing their part in destroying the rape tendencies which comes out of extreme dissatisfaction in the system by applying their natural birth right to CONSENT .

This is the sacrifice.


Me too movement appeared and then again came the temptation to conform. True rapists deserve to go to jail. But girls who sell out to what’s normal or unnatural are punished sooner or later.


So most people GOT FUCKED. Law enforcement families etc .But we still carry on.

leL

>>936519311
Take your meds.

>>936520866
Clog your throte

>>936520973
Bruh. You're obsessed. You're worse then that one guy on /x/ who accused everyone of running an ARG.

>>936521121
Have you slidded?

>>936497124
during hansen vs predator, multiple people did this on purpose from his TCAP fame, obviously they didn't air that footage.

>>936521362
Starting to believe op's story somewhat now lol

>>936496450
fuck you

>>936517945
How funny is it that we called him potentially ending up like this ay?
I don't know how often that happens, but it's very regular.

I think it's guilty conscience, so they do these moralfagging programs as a form of self-denial of their own issues.
You see this a lot on KF and twitch.

>>936514755
Is your brother Gay Romano? He said he wasn’t gay but he was there to meet a boy

>>936523177
Why? You worried about that post? You should be replying to your mother everyday anyway!

>>936495544 (OP)
never forget that he was caught cheating on his wife with the prepubescent looking decoy

accuse your enemy that of which you're most guilty of

>>936525534
>looking
So he wasn't actually fucking an underage girl?

>>936526181
Neither were any of the "predators" he caught.

>>936525534
SHE WAS A 25 YEAR OLD MINOR YOU SICK FUCK!

>>936526217
So every last one of them was LARPing and knew that the decoys were over 18? Not a single one of them showed up with alcohol and condoms trying to fuck a 13 year old? Not a one?

>>936526292
Everyone knows that most women lie about their age.
Especially on the internet.

>>936526292
there's a reason so many of them had the charges dropped against them and the show got cancelled

aside from the fact that his caused a politician to commit suicide live on tv

>>936526419
Be careful not to pull a muscle with that reach.

>>936526482
So, you just believe everything someone says on the internet without question?

>>936526448
>so many
10% is "so many" lol

>>936526572
You mean to tell me that if someone online tells you that they're 12 and you agree to meet up with them for sex, we should assume that you totally knew it was a LARP all along?

>>936526641
Why not?
12yos aren't known for seducing adult men.
You've been reading too much hentai.

>>936526839
>12yos aren't known for seducing adult men.
Oh you sweet summer child

>You've been reading too much hentai.
Lol not really a hentai watcher.

Falling asleep while trying to write so I'll let you think whatever you want to. Fell asleep before I could even hit send. Be careful out there.

>>936495544 (OP)

DAMIEL! WE'RE STARTING A FAKE FISHTANK AND WE NEED YOUR HELP!