Trust me bro, it's actually a log thread.

>>936507351 (OP)

>>936507690
Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt! Uhhhhn! Smells great!

>>936507737
The ultimate stinky log of shit.

>>936507351 (OP)
I'm pretty sure this is a log thread...

>>936507761

>>936507828
What was your first clue?

>>936507903
Imagine the stench coming of that dead piece of shit.

>>936507967
>>936508180
No way he pays for that with real money.
No way he doesnt swallow a bag if fentanyl and die in cop custody.

>>936508179
.. . . I'm guessing you haven't heard the news

Over the weekend, the city of Minneapolis held a huge TRIBUTE TO GEORGE FLOYD ceremony, and made a really big announcement . . ..

>>936508179
.. . . I'm guessing you haven't heard the news

Over the weekend, the city of Minneapolis held a huge TRIBUTE TO GEORGE FLOYD ceremony, and made a really big announcement . . ..

Too hard to resist, wouldn't you say?

It turns out the Minneapolis medical examiner has a sense of humor, and some pretty cool friends... they decided "Why not download George Floyd's entire brain onto a hard drive, and let AI power a ROBOTIC GEORGE FLOYD....

featuring George Floyd's full knowledge Base, and Vocabulary ...

Even though he was already dead, they discovered simply by saying the word "FENTANYL" Mr Floyd showed a small spike of brain activity.

So they put one of those contraptions on his head

and the computer downloaded his entire knowledge base

day after day, they laboriously downloaded everything off Mr Floyd's Brain onto one of those newfangled SD card things All the cool kids are talking about lately

at primeape research center, scientists have shown monkeys can effectively communicate with humans, using a vocabulary of over 500 words on flashcards

Not surprisingly, the entire download of George Floyd's brain only consisted of 23 words, half of which were misspelled

apparently, " I BE CHILLIN' " was the primary source of brain activity for Mr Floyd during his 'life'

I've got some news clips somewhere. I'm going to play them in here later tonight

(It turns out the cops and the mayor weren't paying attention, and somehow the functionally retarded robot George Floyd escaped, and now he's just running rampant all over Minneapolis, a one-man crime wave like they've never seen before.

cops... they fuck everything up to always

>>936508798
>newfangled (a word an effeminate leftist femanon would think was cool)

As for the rest of the story... not bad.

>>936510762
you're both cringe

>>936510762
I feel like this thread will end like all other log threads, with me going into a psychotic break and killing people