>>936511925 (OP)Here's the real problem: you basically have a little ass lawn that is JUST fucking big enough to be a fucking pain in the ass with a push mower, but too fucking small to use a riding mower on, and it's always in inhospitable climates to grass where you MUST water that stupid ass shit. And if you don't take care of it the HOA Karens come for you.
Which is the real hell behind these: HOAs. Replaces actual niggers with wiggers on a power trip, but hey, your property value supposedly stays high - so long as you can find a sucker for your stupid shit.
And funnily enough, the HOA I grew up under utterly failed to keep niggers out. So what was the fucking point?