Why would any sane man have a gf? Don't guys realize women are like public urinals, you shouldn't get attached to any of them. Invariably someone else will be using them after you, just do your thing, wash your hands and get out.

yeah and it's pretty hot

>>936512611 (OP)
Incel

>>936512824
tits or gtfo

>>936512611 (OP)
To one who’s only fed on trash, a true feast is beyond comprehension

>>936512879
Show me your butthole faggot

>>936512611 (OP)

LMMFAO @ you pretending it was 'YOUR DECISION' that no woman on earth will touch you

(you certainly masturbate and fantasizing about having a woman acknowledge your existence)

(if you ONLY KNEW what you've been missing out on... hahahahaha!... it's been One Hell of WILD RIDE, buddy.....)


and I am NOT joking....
some of the most unlikely, 'pinch yourself to make sure it's not a dream' EXTREEEME sexual encounters....

stretching boundaries, testing limits, widening the envelope, shattering societal norms...

I'm talking about SEXUAL UFC™

genital kickboxing
the type of stuff you'd go to prison for...
.................... but these chicks didn't call the police... instead, they; kept coming back for more...

abusive RUDE DISRESPECTFUL sex
full throttle....
mich MUCH MUCH better than porn
............ WAAAYYY better than porn
because I'm much more creative and funny/cruel than any of those losers in the stupid porn videos...

plus, who needs porn?... when it's so easy to have a living, breathing woman perform LIVE PORN... on the end of your dick... instead of on your computer monitor.. right?...

porn is for COWARDS....
pretending to be aloof and condescending, cavalier and 'superior' to women

but that's all a lie... that's your smokescreen... your distraction technique... nope....

you're AFRAID of women
.... as is evidenced by your overabundance of downloaded porn, your LAUGHABLE lack of experience, and your fagshow thread

............porn is for guys like you

........... guys who PRETEND...
Pretend it was 'their choice' to be rejected by women

... .pretend they aren't dying of loneliness inside

pretend nobody realizes how full of shit you are

................. the pretender

Let's chat and see where things go... I don't disappoint.

>>936515068
Oh look it's LOLvis

>936515671
begone rasheed

>>936512611 (OP)
... you're a schmuck, dude.....

>>936512611 (OP)
wash your hands and get out is the best advice for men

>>936512611 (OP)
the old saying "to have loved and lost is better than to have never loved at all" is very true. And from you post, OP, I can tell that you've never truly experienced that, and for this reason, I pity you.

>>936512611 (OP)
anyone doubting OP, just remember that cut girl you like burps, farts, pisses, and has explosive diarrhea. Attachment to them is peak retardation

>>936517182
by that logic, attachment to any thing that breathes and eats is peak retardation.

Anon, were you dropped on your head as an infant perchance?

>>936517337
I was yeah, my mom told me happened a few times. She thinks its funny. I dont if Im honest