Celeb Thread - /Callused hands Anons ONLY (no fkbois)/ edition.

We showed them what is what and can now get back to relaxing. Feeling large and in charge. Life is good.

>Says he's sleepy.
>Disappears.
That niggy asleep don't even try coverin for him.

everyone has a fundamental right to sleepiness and comfiness

>>936515953
I want her to bite me

he just sent me a pic of a raccoon 10 mins ago lmao

>>936516189
Why are you not in the oval office??

Happy Canada Day. Let's post canadians

hes afk now tho so maybe he did fall asleep duno

I want to cum inside lily's asshole. I love her.

>>936516236
samoans aren't allowed to hold office on the mainland

hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooly

Damage done to my soul
I know,
It comes with my damage done to the brain

I don't get you guys sometimes

>>936516644
kill yourself

I don't get this

milk time

>>936516390
Today I learned!

>>936516644
Bro you are faaaaded. You must have been outside today, got your brain COOKED.

Is this thread on, is this working

>>936516797
What does schizophrenia feel like, beady? You ever get voices in your head too? Most schizoa dont have that irl. Usually they're just weird cunts that cant find meaning in anything like you. That is the most common side effect

kim minji

>>936517011
I'm still not beady. Again, lick my ballsack, you fat faggot.

Boredom and annoying other people for basically their entire lives is the usual life style of a schizo. Homeless people are all usually schizo, even if it may not seem like it. Being bad at handling money, not having any motivation, Disorganized and/or irrational thinking, heavy narcissism, This all leads to homelessness, and it's why schizo are so often homeless.

>>936517088
Being aggressive and mean spirited like that when you're not pretending to be nice is also a very often trait amongst schizos. Kek. Not kidding
That's why you've always been so shit nasty to the anons here despite pretending to be nice and fun

>>936517088

Being bored and annoyed and confused all the time is bound to make someone really mad deep down
You can never trust a schizo. You never know what they're going to do or how they are going to perceive your actions. They do not perceive life coherently.

Jeeze I mite go for a nap too.
I already got my steps in 2day.

Deep down most schizos are bored mean controlling people that will even get violent if they need to. Schizos are crazy, they're not stupid, so if they can find a way to hurt you they will. Be wary

Waste of skin. You are nothing. Talentless. You shouldn't have been born.

>>936517202
I'm glad you've done your research on schizophrenia (whatever worth that is). Too bad you haven't researched obesity and diabetes at such length.

>>936516953
I've been outside, feeling little, inconsequential. Squished between the social and the cultural. I've done my duty and was given hell in return. Fears and tears. The usual Tuesday, thank you.

>>936517443
You did your fair share, then you picked up the shovel again and did the share of 10 others more. Maybe no one else notices, but I do!

Any plans for July 4th? (Assuming your American.)

>your

Where is the option to report bullying?

>>936516432
magical girl

>>936516556

>>936517778

I love lily. I want to make love to her and cum inside her asshole.

>>936517570
The independent day yes, nah, I'm not from the US. I guess I'm not independent. The fruits of my labor don't belong to me for one, when I think about it. It belongs to the government. Try not paying for your house. Do you know what happens then.

>>936517777
fuck you, kill yourself

>>936517848
pov me pattin' may-z's head

>>936517980
And the LAND OF THE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*!
>As long as you PAY.*

>Try not paying for your house. Do you know what happens then.
All too well, all too well.
You're giving me flashbacks here, Anon.
And not the good kind.

If you're not doin anythin on the 4th at least you got the whole weekend open then, that's lookin on the bright side!

>>936518082

701 day in norf dakota cheers

>>936518100
Yes yes yes, they take away your house. And then you become homeless and start spamming the celeb thread!

Lol kidding, but for real. They don't reimburse you even if you built the house yourself thus owning your literal time and your labor. I wonder what the constitution has to say about that.

>>936518285
>And then you become homeless and start spamming the celeb thread!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH PTSD PTSD!

>hey don't reimburse you even if you built the house yourself thus owning your literal time and your labor.
You ever play Bioshock?

GOD I wish we could live in Rapture.
>"Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?"
We would do well there. Under Andrew Ryan we would never have to worry about taxes ever again. We'd be KAJILLIONAIRES.

>>936518418
It belongs to GOD! Yeah I have. Don't remember much about it, it turns to sht I remember this much. Remind me what of that idea exactly resonates with you.

cringe

A-After o-our l-l-l-l-long t-t-talk I-I t-told V-Victoria I-I k-know y-you a-are a very b-b-b-beautiful w-w-woman a-and I-I k-know I-I shouldn't h-have you...

>>936518111
cute trips

>>936518523
The part that resonates with me the most if I'm gonna be honest is goin around whacking people with a wrench.
I just feel like it could do me good y'know?

Completely unrelated but would you like to see inside my tool shed?
Come alone.

>>936518638
>>936518111
Well, what do you know.

>>936518632
W-We a-already a-agreed I-I-I-I don't d-deserve t-to h-h-have her...

Jeez look at the time, I have uh left the water running I just remembered

>>936518711
I-I-I-I t-told h-h-h-h-her w-we w-w-will j-just h-have t-t-to w-w-wait b-b-because w-w-we d-d-d-don't k-know w-w-what t-t-to d-d-do now... I d-d-don't k-know w-w-what t-t-to d-d-do w-w-with h-her a-a-and s-s-she d-d-d-doesn't k-know w-w-what t-t-to do... I-I k-know l-l-l-l-l-lots o-of g-g-guys c-c-can only d-d-dream o-of g-g-getting a b-beautiful c-c-celeb lady...

>>936518818
That is terrible unfortunate heh... I would have loved to show you my wrenches.

Maybe another time. >;}

holy fking cringe

>>936518695
>what do you know
a group of owls is called a parliament

>>936519106
Bird eyes

Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolly

>not to be confused with the other, off brand, phrase

>>936519106
A group of ravens is called an unkindness. Maybe Ravens should be the /cel/ mascot
>>936519125
Those glasses are visible from space

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4ns7qKNZek
patrick kane

>>936519125
<3 love it when she wears the big dorky glasses

>>936519179
i think you're on to something, sir

>>936519179
>>936519331

>>936519331
I would have proposed a flamboyance of flamingos, but alas there's only one of you
>>936519383
If i just focus on the necklace maybe the awful glasses won't see me

>>936519461
>mfw i'm kinda flattered by that one <3

>>936519383
she can see the future, but she can't see above the table to get a clear picture of what's goin' on

>>936519461
>>936519554

>>936519554
Then i was as successful as a sleuth of bears at salmon fishing
>>936519597
Those actually look kinda cute

>>936519597
she should take over for anna wintour

>>936519641
>sleuth of bears
cute, but why? i guess 'cause they're kinda inquisitive?

>>936519794
I'm of the opinion that half of them were named during a drinking game. There is no other excuse for an array of hedgehogs

>BrokenBlade Jax
that's somethin i guess

>>936519971
>Jax
That is a name i have not heard in a long time. I remember usually killing them as they jumped out of the jungle at me when i was top lane Morde

>>936519863
got more? i could google but it's more fun when you post 'em

>>936520144
Caravan of camels is one of the few that makes sense. Convocation of eagles feels like someone trying to one up the owls

>>936520123
>huedakaiser
based. when's the last time you played? morde hasn't been meta since he had that dragon passive kek

CAPS IS DOING IT

Fugg it. Imma smoke a doobie and play a pew pew game.

>>936520303
a monty of pythons

>>936520457
whats ur favorite pewpew

A 101.9 THE HAMMER FM OF MOTHS

>>936520724

>>936520324
Probably a decade ago now. Toxicity was too much.
>>936520541
Clever girl. A discipline of Allisons is next
>>936520724
I approve

anyone heard any good dj sets lately

Whoooooooooooooly deceased

>Chovy cs
holy pog
>>936520787
Kek i feel that

>>936520950
Ah well, glad you're still enjoying it
>>936521250
Fantasstic

>>936520841
So cute

>>936520787
>A discipline of Allisons is next

>>936521284
Yeah. I mostly just watch these days, don't play much. There's a joke in there somewhere, but I'll leave that to someone else.

lemon freeze pop cheers

lime freeze pop cheers

is it lemon or is it lime don't play with me

>>936521599
Mmmm

>>936521670
I ate 2 of them nigga they're different flavors lol

>>936521460
Lemme guess, don't threaten you with a good time
>>936521482
>a joke in there
Other users than I would have a better grasp on it than I ever would

>>936521718
you only get one freeze pop a day thats the rules
>>936521733
i'll lie in wait for a witty anon to pop up and make the joke

>>936521733
you can threaten me if you'd like

>>936521927
unlimited freeze pops when it's 90+ outside yung choli

9:20PM my goodness gracious, that's well past my bedtime!
U w U

>>936521927
Lying down and waiting? Well, do what you know best, they always say.
>>936522019
It only counts if it actually makes an impact. I'll try.
>You're going to have reset your streak timer and clean off the ceiling when I'm done with you

>>936522148

>>936522300
Ah yes, the sultry lip bite of sheer terror. Exceptionally common in Uzbekistan. Here, however, it means I hit the target....in the range next door

>>936522042
thats what cold milk is for bro
>>936522148
i'd like to think i'd be a sneaky little otter laying down and waiting to pounce. it'd look a little like picrel.

>>936522380
up for some indoor shooting?

>>936522448
That otter isn't pouncing anywhere. Looks like one too many snacks. May fortune find you as you await that hilarious joke
>>936522381
So that's G now. Hmm.
>>936522584
Fine, that one was pretty good. I can tell when I'm beaten. I'll stage a tactical retreat discussed as dinner. Take care, you.
>Also, yes.

BUY HER PRODUCTS.

>>936522712

>>936523075
Edge me until I ejac

>>936523577
Absolutely cheeky. :o

>>936523577
So cute

>>936523821
moan my goon

>>936523821
>>936523940
yeeee

>Jurassic World: Rebirth
Anyone seen this? Anyone heard about this?

>>936524062
Grunt my cock and balls

>>936523943
>>936524080

>>936524172
Mmm fuck, she's an angel

>>936524172
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm i'm GROONTING for this angel

my cock and fuckin balls are GROONTING for HER

Anyone else not able to stop edging and moaning for her or is it just me?

Cock's out

>>936515906 (OP)
>Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)
>Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001)
>Star Wars (1977)

#Callused
Hands
Anons
#No
Making
Out
Anons

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY

Mite eat an entire pack of bologna.
Fk my stupid a*s life.

>>936524532
edge my goon

my queen

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MY PENIS ERECTUS

>>936524591
me me cum

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MY DICK
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM FUCK YES. FUCK YES FOR HER FUCK YES.
WHO IS SHE?
NAME?
WHO?
I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT ANGEL IS.

STROKING.

>>936524621
ME ME CUM CUM

THAT BITCH GOT ME STIMULATING MY REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SEE HOW I'M NOT POSTING A CELEB? THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TO TREAT ME BETTER THAN THE PEOPLE WHO ARE POSTING CELEBS. THIS WILL DEFINITELY NOT DESTROY THE THREADS.

>>936524591

jackin my shizz to yunjin

>>936524854
based

>>936524854
Grunt my cock

I wonder which one people are gonna choose...

A) Post celebs.
> WHO?
> NAME?
> STROKING.
> UGLY
> NOT A CELEB
> PEDO
> MAKE ME CUM
> SHE'S MY FAVORITE (EVEN THO SOMEHOW I HAVE NO PICTURES OF HER)
> FAGGOT
> JUST BE NON-STOP NICE AND POST CELEBS FOR MONTHS AND MAYBE I WILL TREAT YOU AS WELL AS SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T CONTRIBUTE

B) Don't post celebs.
> MMMMMMMMMMM WORK THAT DICK DADDY

No seriously tho it really is a mystery why these threads are in decline tho, it makes no sense to me that's for sure.

Just be non-stop nice and post celebs for a few months and then maybe you can get treated as well as someone who doesn't contribute and floods the threads with spam and shit talking.

Definitely got my brain wonderin why people don't post celebs in here that's for sure!

If I'm non-stop nice I can maybe get treated as well as someone who doesn't post celebs. Wow that's a powerful motivator for me to continue posting celebs in here! For sure I'm not gonna just stop posting celebs. That'd be craaazy if I did that! :))

>>936525121
kill yourself retard

>kill yourself retard

JUST BE NON-STOP NICE BRO AND POST CELEBS BRO.
DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO THE FACT THAT EVERYONE IN HERE IS FEEDING THE PEOPLE NOT POSTING CELEBS, DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO THAT BRO JUST KEEP BEING NON-STOP NICE AND POSTING CELEBS AND MAYBE ONE DAY WE CAN TREAT YOU AS WELL AS WE TREAT THEM BRO.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY ARE PEOPLE NOT POSTING CELEBS IN HERE. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY DO THEY NOT WANT TO POST CELEBS AND BE NON-STOP NICE FOR THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE TREATED AS WELL AS PEOPLE WHO DON'T POST ANYTHING AT ALL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT MAKES NO SENSE TO ME.

:p

You guys are too smart! ^ v ^
The genius of /cel/.

why is he so pissed

>>936525383

im cookling dinner atm, steak and fries

who wants some?

>>936525529
Make me leak and pump

>>936525930
Moan my balls and cock

>>936525930

need a stroke buddy for blacked porn (corly is busy)

>>936525869
how

>>936526079
rather Em than blacked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=019I-CdwiT8
chocka block

>>936526077

>>936526156

Any good celebs 2nite?

nope just yunjin

>>936526248

>>936526079
>>936526172
heres a pic of her fantastic tits

thread is ass

>>936526393
yummy

>>936526282

>>936526375
>>936526449

>>936526480

>>936526449
>>936526519

>>936526508
You may not agree with it but THAT (and this) is what an ideal celeb looks like.

>>936526545
not a fucking celeb you dumbass, stop posting

>>936526545
>>936526545
>>936526449
god i love her tits

>>936526545

>>936526558
yep

>>936526529

I want to tongue lily's perfect asshole. I want to make love to her and cum inside her asshole. I love her.

new
>>936526705
>>936526705
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