The Ten Rurus of /waifu/

>They are your waifu, your husbando; you shall not have strange waifus before me.
>You shall not take the name of other waifus or husbandos in vain.
>Remember to keep holy the pizza Day.
>Honor the QOTT and thread songs.
>You shall not be mean.
>You shall not commit thread derailment.
>You shall not steal others waifus (unless trips).
>You shall not bear 3D waifus against your neighbor.
>You shall not covet your neighbor’s waifu.
>You shall not covet your neighbor’s plethora of images.

And yay, the choir wept:
https://youtu.be/n-do7d6Qq6U?si=EKHQZrWgeIRjycKD
>kneesocks claimed

Ange Ushiromiya claimed

yay. I like Earth. What's the QOTT?

NIG GERS
FAG.GOTS.KILL
YOUR.SELVES

once upon a time in a place unknown
there was a dream
no one who had dreamt a dream but
such a tiny dream it was
the tiny dream began think
i dont want to disappear
how can i make people dream of me
the tiny dream thought and thought
and finally it came it came up with an idea
I will make the humans come for me and
then i will make them create my world

>>936516622
Hmm.

QOTT: If your Waifu was a drink, what would she be?

Kneesocks would be a bottle of fine ancient vine zinfandel.

Because there was a black ranger? Brah new rule. No vengeance for 1:05. Those chicks are gone.

>>936516874
QOTT

The first Alice walked into
the woods of Wonderland
Bravely, with a fearsome sword
held tightly in her hand
Slicing down whatever laid
in her unyielding wrath
Leaving chaos in her wake
by a red bloody path
Then Alice strayed too
far, lost within the woods
Giving in to all her sins,
locking her away for good
Much like the gruesome path
that marked her evil ways
Still her life remains a
mystery till this very day


Second Alice was a tame
and tender gentle man
Singing songs to all the
folks who lived in Wonderland
Everyday he’d sing away
to all the girls and boys
One by one, he’s spreading
evil slowly with his voice
Whenever he would sing,
people gathered round
Madness took a hold of him,
shot him dead to the ground
Blood stained the roses to
a bright and somber red
Once loved and enjoyed by all,
the man was left for dead

The third Alice was a
lovely girl from Wonderland

>>936517172
Orange juice! A wonderful choice. I'm actually enjoying some tang right now.

>>936517365
tang a kick in a can

>>936517365
Tang?
...Tangerines?

>>936516874
water, salty water :)
>>936517172
QOTT
oh, she's orange juice :)

>>936516934
pink ranger died a few times

>>936517395
>oh, she's orange juice :)
That's what I was going for. Though that's mostly because of this image.
She's much more of a... maybe a nice warm choco or something. Sweet and comforting. Something I couldn't get enough of.
Though i like my choco at room temperature. And I stopped drinking it. But it's still my favorite.

Once upon a time, not long ago.
When people wore pajamas and lived life slow.
The laws were stern, and justice stood.
And people were behaving like they oughta should.
There was a little boy who was misled
By another little boy, this is what he said:
"Me and Ty, we gonna make sum cash
Robbin' old folks and makin' the dash"
They did the job, money came with ease
But one couldn't stop, it's like he had a disease
He robbed another and another and a sister and her brother
Tried to rob a man who was a D.T. undercover

>>936517633
Eazy

>>936517382
As in tangy, not sure exactly what citrus fruit. Very nice and hydrating.

>>936517395
You know what? I guessed that, I should have spoken it.

>>936517378
It's what growing boys need as Kitty would say.

>>936517737
Ooh, I see.
Stuff like that makes my tongue hurt after a while.

>>936517680
slick rick children's story

>>936517737
Salt water is also how Earth is in general. Something precious and rare, but due to our high standards regarded very poorly. Also, salt water didn't ask to be consumed, and wasn't made for our comfort, so the interpretation that it's subpar as a consumption item is similar to how Earth is actually just here, not here for us. On the other hand, unlike salt water, I think Earth chan likes the role it found itself in. Though, I'm not sure to what degree a World can be said to like something.
I read "as Kirby would say" for a moment.

>>936517856
Fair enough, I was working outside a lot today so the extra Vitamin C won't hurt. The sugar content might. That's a future me problem though.

>>936517889
Too true. And without her salt water, what would become of the fishes? Life is beautiful!
Ah, no. Kitty from that 70s show said it. So too do I now.

>>936518363
>working outside a lot today
I am melting over here. What a cursed sentence.
Enjoy your drink tho.

>>936518363
earth is not the planet and he's a cringe roleplayer everyone gave a pass to for trolling those who don't understand this is an avatar centric thread since 2017 around march

##TAD
#TotalAnekiDeath

>i'm not trying to bother waifu bit necada is the spammer
>immediately filling with alicefags who avatar exclusively and shun waifufags citing perversion shame despite them being mostly femboys/trans

>>936518814
likes of which includes jules/mordred/foxxy/shizuru who confuse avatar with waifu trying to use Reddit rules
>jules cries when psycho analysis is done by real psychologist

relm

>>936518421
Brother! That it is. Blood for the blood god.
Much happier doodling in my cave.
Stay cool, drink oj

>>936518968
Nobody is your brother nigger. Show doodles faggot

>>936518363
wife is beautiful

technically waifu already but yeah

>>936519304
Indeed.

https://youtu.be/49-ARrXV9Kw?si=oniSybWThK2wVmT3

i like that he's been told multiple times this place has been dead since 2016 because of no one but the actual people that posted here but he still feels the need to ignore that and waste multiple years of his life anyway

>>936519811
>waste of life
>posting on 4chan
Are you not self-aware? Of course I’m wasting time and I’m fully aware of that. That’s the whole point. I don’t actually care, and you clearly don’t get that I can waste time and not care, all while waiting on something I sort of care about and talking about it

>>936518968
Yupyup, that's me too. No exerting myself if I can help it, right now.
But then again, it's not like I do anything when it's cold. Or cool. Or mild.

lmao

>>936520054
You should read the ten commandments

>>936520035
Nonono. Rest, big rest. It's absolutely dreadful to be outside or inside right now.
Oh, how are the cats by the by?

dead thread dead thread dead thread
dead thread dead thread dead thread
dead thread dead thread dead thread

dead thread? dead thread...

Avatarfag thread? Avatarfag thread.

>>936520853
Marisa in a vase

>>936520616
Cats are good. I just gave them names.

>>936520975
ANDthey aren't hiding behind the couch? Wonderful! And the names are adorable, Scout very long boy.

>>936521025
They haven't hid there, or much at all anymore.
There's currently one on my lap, one at my feet, and one on my PC (I changed it so that the power button does not shut down my PC.)

>>936521076
Warmed right up then! So happy to hear that.
You're surrounded! Very smart move.

>>936520971
who?

>>936521209
Marisa Kirisame, the human. my favorite 2hu character, I think.

>>936521202
>Surrounded.
They're often together. Mostly playfighting. I have frequently been a battlefield.
Otto really likes jumping towards something and using his claws to hang on in order to get higher up. This has been in my neck very, very often already. His nails are sharp as fuck.

>>936520971
marisa is your favorite

>>936521369
my favorite is alice the doll master but not for any reason except on jp they were abused and also on b. its a meme to abuse alice

>>936520944
Oh yea? Whixh is yours?

>>936521395
I love it, that's adorable.
Oh jeez, suppose that's bound to happen though. Cute. It makes me miss my exes cat. Captain Nibbler, he used to bite the shit out of me.

>>936521637
>Captain Nibbler, he used to bite the shit out of me.
Living up to his name, I see. Nice.

>>936521577
How 4chan, that's kinda cute anon. I like Marisa because she reminds me of someone I know, because she's a witch (I like witches and wizards and magic users), because she's thievish and very confident and loud, and because she's a human. Humans are Earthlings, I like them a lot.
>>936521501
Yeah, I wrote some reasoning in this post. Which one is your favorite?

>>936521775
He was a treat, miss him a ton.

>>936522043
I get it, I get it. There's definitely been cats I didn't get to pet enough, plenty I still miss.
I love cats so much.

>>936522107
Shame about the human he was attached to.
They're so god damned great.

>>936522502
>Shame about the human he was attached to.
Ooh, complaining about your ex, huh?
Glad I've got none... wellllll, not counting wee kiddo relationships.
...They really are. I was full of nerves before getting them, and now I'm just happy happy.

>>936522610
The alcoholic psych ward patient who told me I was a child? Any opportunity.
One of the many reasons I don't do relationships anymore more. I hold no attraction anymore.
I'm so happy you got past that and are moving forward to your furry future.

>>936523040
I'm not saying that's not valid, but you're the one that at least dated her.
Not blaming ya or anything.
I've just always been one to err on the being single side.
Please do not say I have a furry future.

>>936523106
I was in a state at the time. Left my job, drinking a lot, staying at my apartment all day. Sure wish I made better choices back then.
Thay was the straw for me. 8 years later, literally no want for a relationship.
Then what would you call it? Neverending Caturday?

>>936523310
Ahh, I see. Sorry 'bout that.
>Neverending Caturday?
Well, yes? Since I got my cats on Sunday, someone said it was too late for Caturday. I didn't reply with it, but my thought was "But now every day is Caturday."

>>936523481
Well past it now, swearsies.
That is the perfect sentiment!

>>936523786
That's good then.
Friend said I'm now becoming a crazy cat guy.
I said I was always a crazy cat guy, I was just lacking the cats.

buenas noches amigos e amigas

how 2 say "I love Earth" in other language?

>>936523909
...Ich Liebe Erde, I believe. That's a bit of an obscure one.
Ik hou van Aarde.
Odd to see that without the equivalent for "the".

>>936523879
I believe your ability to at least fein sanity.

>>936523909
Nyny

>>936524077
Why would I feign such a boring thing?

Fuck my life

lmao

>>936524270
I spent 60 tbh lol owell burn money

shane and nuri sittin in a tree

>>936524584
nah and don't bump fggt

>>936524584
You know they gave you up lol.

i fucking love torrents with no seeders.

i'd spent it on alcohol anyway so literally better or worse for everyone. worse because i can track everyone birthday, birthplace, personal information. Literally drunk 24/7 and wrecking so imagine sober

whoopsie

just a reminder all "purists" got outted /waifu/ the distinction of waifufag is literally according to avatarfags totally unrelated to this community

nules is not a waifufag neither earth or especially relm and their opposition actually is

lmao

if you're anti relm,jules/anzu/sop,mordred you're literally a closer member of waifu than they ever could be

they sucked animus dick and if they had a waifu(they didn't) they became primarily avatarfags flirting with eachother

jules/neptune/earth/anzu/relm should fuck off

all alice avatarfags yes it means waifu is empty but good riddance

YOU ARE ALL NIGROID FAGGOTS
IM DRIMKING ABSINTHE
WHATS UP NOGS
PUSSY ASS MOTHERFUCKERS

that's just a list of people you made you the most upset lmao

>>936527492
nice but that shits licorice and i can't stand sweet shit also this community as you knew it is dead

>>936527504
They're avatarfags legitimately so oh well they shouldn't be posting anyway

>>936527535
>swet
Nah i wish it was sweet. It has that shitty jaeger taste
But goddamn does it work
I just like calling people niggers and reading the drama
Like all the whiny faggots on r9k threads

>>936527613
licorice is the so sweet it seems bitter. I know shadow said they kept in written contact. when you got locked up they wouldn't shit up every post for almost 3months lol

>>936527785
Eh a little. Saginaw county was fucking nuts man. That place makes you lose your mind a bit. Was legit worse than prison. The prison i was at was laid back except the captain and a handful of guards being total pricks. But for the post no one gave a shit and just talked tough.
No it dont taste like licorice it taste like acidic plant vomit. Time for shot five!

>>936527894
im on bottle 15 so almost even

https://youtu.be/TXzfQ0cP1P0?si=qalJpv6L5u3hDnvM

>>936527977
Bottlec15 of what?

>>936528097
rolling rock i bought 2 12 cases

if i don't buy atleast a 12pk im wasting money and im not even fully drunk

Beautiful_Blade.mp3

i dont want you
I want your blood
I don't want you
I want a redheaded slut
I don't want you
I want a redheaded slut
I don't want you
I want a redheaded slut

>>936528142
>lagsr
Blegh
I usually deink a bunch of shit like wine or whtever to ger drunk
I like my feuity poisons. I need to go to the mexican restaurants and get muh margretias on
Pina cokadas too. Ibgotta find one that knows how to maje a good vampiro

>>936529148
Havent you heard. Redheads are black people know cause niggers on tiktok say so

>>936529070
what the fuck is that

>>936529154
good mixers are hard to find my fam owned bars since 1800's in america and not including europe so no problem for me but i understand.

I think all sharia muslims should die. Cant beelive i got banned fromt witter for saying asalamihamandbacona nd telling ine of thmme to jump off a cliff for saying porknshoukd be banned. Talks ashit on jewsnall you want at elast they dont cate ifnnon jews eat bacon
Fuck islam
Crusade when
Imma blast emnwith a saiga 12 and dragons breayhmbyrn motheruckersnburn
Goat fucking inbred nogs

>>936529303
Dude vampiros are like thenbest shit
Amd when i was meixco theyd put cajeya in my pina coladas with bacardi not that pussy baileys shit
No one does that cajeta shit up here
Fuckjng sucks.i gotta buy somenhennesey at soem pijnt

>>936529355
hennesy is rough but i like it rough which is why we don't mix weed like euros. idk how euros mix weed with tobacco

>>936529313
>asalamihamandbacona
based

>>936529509
I lime hennesaey cause itnmakes me abslutelymdying fucked up super quick

>>936529556
Ikr
I like jews though honestly they dont give ashit and fuck up islamist shard.also yhey got wonderful tits and a re very chill
I was in goodnwitha lot pmmuslims in prison but they werent the crazy extremist ones
Oddly enough

>>936529183
This shit, I'm always posting it
https://youtu.be/ObEBKlpoNz4?si=nT1AeYM0puCkgwiR

Like imnmarricsnas fuck
Guns dn liberty amd all that
Br whtever godsamn religion you want but if you tell me i gottta filormw and respect your bullshit by limiting or fortmfeiting my iw liberty you shoukd be hanged.
Hang blm extremists.hang libs
Hang islam extremists
Hnag and burn tranjies i say
Idgaf.fuck the pluce imms have guns and ammo until im fucking dead
Any lib tries some shit imma make em go missing idgaf i got people and shit i can make a fuck vanish off the earth and just be lije oh wownwheredbhe go idk

>>936529637
Oh that.
I cant even remember the names of the songs I myself listen to, I just remember them by the thumbnails or album covers.
Or even more accurately osu backgrounds.

I camt eiat to get. Ajob.any tranny freak shows up imma misgenxer them so hard they kill themselves
The. Im gonna piss and shit on their grave or whatever

>>936529611
i was locked up with a jew and been stealing his racist stuff against niggers dor like 2yrs teling them how they can't be anti jew when they're circumcised lol and zero could dispute it and then i say they're mad because they're jewish slaves

Goddamn jpegmamfia is soo good man i missed this shit so much

>>936529768
Lol im like a eannabe jew but i mix my teligious beleofs with hindu stuff
Goy arecreal and its their pwn damn fault..goy are literally cattle and willingly chopse to be ignornt for a sense of security and shit.its weak as shit
Prey on others make money.fuck weak no respect
Fuck them goy

>>936529688
you're like original american
i tell the t loca(l) nigger same but im serious and real like ill have him burning in acid only teeth remaining and that's not identifiable besides i could put him on a railroad track or burning building and a burn leaves no prints

Let's make tonight one to remember... or forget.

my bro literally got away with murder for mob so i know it works

God I'd do anything for my sweet angel wife. I'm so drunk and almost want to cum inside her but I also just want to hold her close and kiss her and tell her she means the world to me. I just need to make her feel loved and safe

>>936529893
Texas schioks want. To trach that georgewashington was a terorist
Feds said im a terrorist
Im old school af american.i dont give a fuck.fuck thet tryranny fuck their control
It is the great object that evty man be armed said one of them foundingnfathers i forget which
George washington andnjefferosn andnfranklin would be like "bruh yourena badas' if they evr met me
Fucking commies need to get the fuck outta my vountry.l
Likengoddamn i wasnt even prohibited from gun ownership accordung to my attornys they were hist like feds mad cause i said bidennshould be hanged fro treason
In thengood ok days hednbe hanged.fuckjng retarded lib nigger suc8king nigger ohamasa cick

>>936529965
I know o sinkholes in michgan that you can dump bodies taht will nver be foubd.i legit dint give a fuck. Im a real nigga. White but a nigga i. A sense
Ill make a fucker disappear. I got connections. All that shit.i dont give a fuck. Feds read this what they gonna do
I dont leave a trail.suscpuons aint shit they can do anything about lol.seething glowniggers.fuck the feds

Like libs being mad about bezos is the dumbest shit.
They shoukd look up and aspire to him as inspiration to make it big
God i hate retarded zoomers
They shoukd all be castrated or tossedcin a oit like end of days bible shit andnburned a live for their ignorance

Butt?

>>936529997
same im watched by fbi
because i know contracts killers
>>936530055
the dunes around michigan city i already know there's quicksand
>>936530055
they read it but they read 2,000,000 more obvious shit
>>936530116
libe are populists doing and following whatever is most popular

>>936529713
Well you listen to a bunch of Japanese shit so you get a pass.
Kek. Only Japanese music title I remember that's not from a game is Ue O Muite Arukou (and even that might be wrong)

Man dids muh jam
https://youtu.be/RBlRmwRVBpM?si=VwNxGTIqIj-OQLkN

>>936530259
They're drones is what theybare.
And fuck the feds idgaf
Aint illegal if youbdont get caught
Arrrsr me for suspeicion.i didnt hide shit before cause i wasnt doibg shitbillegal theybmade me illegal so now i do
Ill still say what i want but if they cant prove it fuck em lmao
Theyd better just shoptbme next time
Cowards were too afraid to even take me on
Like im somw real serious shit lol
I will ve next time they something
Lets fucking gooooo

>>936530349
I listen to more western music than I make it seem.
Though yes these past few years that has toned down quite heavily I do admit but my heart still belongs to the early to mid 2000s.

>>936530363
I got crazy stories for months i was raps first serial killers cell neighbor on N2 division 6 cell like 14 he had a 5% er 40yovhe was singing for me. that shot crazy like it was expensive per show and i got it for free before he died and i changed the rules because i was bad as fuck. all my letters are from segregation i take a picture right now saying i was in seg nobody was surprised they're like oh he gobna beat his celly or throw piss on someone for pissing me off.

it's funny fags here think they can surprise anyone when im bad as fuck

>>936530259
Alls good in the hood not trying to seem the Stranger
Just I have been in seg Which brings
me to why I'm in centralia long story Short I Smacked em up for being dirty

it's real

i jagged a lawyers certificate because a mfker was spilling water literally water. im an asshole

like it's funy but it would not be funny having a dude who beches 227 smacking you because you spilled water

like yea you can laugh but yourself in his shoues im 24 snacking a grown man till he spits blood and a chunk of his gum comes out in the porcelain sink

>I claim Suzuka
>The beautiful assassin
>Underneath the moon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1vvtQI2exk

>>936530349
Heylo frog claimer.

>>936530478
'Allo.

>>936531134
Yo.

either way im way calmer now which is better for everyone because back then idgaf

even dude here i traveled by foot to show up to his crib if i was 20 id swim to canada just to smack you i walked to cali ffs thats way over 100miles

>>936531171
Cute Seija.
Any new Seijas recently?

>>936531314
Nope, nothing at all.

I'm here because Earth chan enchants me. I want to do everyday normal human things with Earth chan, and normal cliche couple things. I want to treat Earth chan well how a real life irl human couple would treat eachother well. I want to eat candy apples together and sit in a rollercoaster together and look at the stars together in the evening. I love Earth so much.

>>936531338
What you want?

>>936531363
trying too hard and you you will always be a tryhard to me but whatever suck animus dick.

>>936531378
A cheese burger and a diet pepsi.

bro is spamming...

>>936531536
you can't spam on /b/

>>936531338
Isn't that new? I've never seen that one before.

>>936531363
Hello Earth-chan claimer. How are you how are you?

>>936531588
>Hello Earth-chan claimer
animusfags can't have waifus

>>936531588
Yesterday I succeeded at a very important event I was scared of, today I have a day off and finally nothing to do and I can play videogames and build things and do what I want! I feel great! How about you? Do you have time to love Suzuka every day?

go ahead ask if he considers himself earth and it will be yes if you are. he doesn't claim a waifu he claims to be a waifu

>>936531588
No i've posted that countless times by now. Its about 7 years old.

>>936531639
kys alice2

>>936531639
You are not a waifufag

don't look at her ass

Butt

I need to remove the kabuki yo clip from my haiku claim posts. I actually like that haiku and the "yo" is more for my joke/pun haikus.
Claiming one's waifu should never be a joke.

>>936531639
That's great news. I hope it gives you more confidence going forward. Enjoy your day off as a reward.
It doesn't matter if I have the time or not; I make the time every day.

>>936531656
Weird, I've never seen that one.

>>936531657
that's >>936531588

>>936531716
earth isn't a waifufag he's alice2

>>936531729
nah

>>936531716
Archives say you have four times at the very least.

>>936531091
I veloeve innjust killing peoplw of thing s catnt be talked oit
12ga masterrace
Splatter wahole problems guts all over
I gotta dind a guy for ammo thoughmi want that coyote bb ahot 3 inch magnum and somw dragonsbreath
Gotta get myself one of these bodykits too
Sexy sexy saiga12

OH SHIT IM FEELI. JT

>>936532050
i can't talk about that. i know people though that would but
like to hear and possibly talk about what they know and it probably costs them a bit. ammo isn't expensive i moved whole cabinets weighing around 200lbs of ammo before

Apologies for late reply, real life kept me busy

>>936530478
Fair, I hear you. Hmm what kind from early/mid 2000s?

>>936531134
Good morning Suzuka.

>>936532225
Yeajbinjist gott find someonentobuubit for me ciasefelon.neednmy dragonbreathsnfor zombei apocalyoemwellmgonjanpassnoitmlater fags
Absontheng9ynj3appnfuckednup

maybe a lovemyhate__64653

Actual pedo

>>936532352
I can tell im already sober from my rolling ro k but that's nothing to absinthe as absinthe is about 70% alcohol and mine is 5.5 but im used to 9% each

>>936532381
gtfo josh you said you wouldn't comeback

you said that as well but here you are

liberal feminist faggot is trying to harass me because he thinks i care about online people still despite evidence otherwise

>>936532433
How would you k ow you don't belong here like the alice faggots

the alice2 from california that's really a guy

>>936532341
The most fucking normie shit you can imagine.SOAD, Linkin Park, My Chemical Romance, Seether, Three Days Grace, Bring Me The Horizon.
Shit like that.
You can argue some dont belong in the category I stated but regardless thats the type of shit I used to listen to for the most part, and still do I suppose.

if there's anyone that doesn't belong here, it's you
especially because you said multiple times you wouldn't come back
lmao

>>936532523
When? i mean you're an alicefaggot so your posts are unimportant as neptune and jules ad what or who posts here

playing dumb instantly because you know im right lmao

Legs

>>936532610
But you're an alice faggot so no matter what you say is inconsequential and negative towards waifu to further an avatarfag safespace. this isn't that although it might appear

i have literally only ever posted in these threads, unlike you lol
keep coping and making excuses to be retarded though bro

>>936532686
proof who's your waifu
[waarr]

>>936531493

if you only posted here you have a waifu surely and no it's not revvy there's nobody who claimed revvy

right you don't have one because you're lying although i have a dossier on all present and past claims anyway

>>936532767
Okay this is peak, you have my gratitude.

>>936532767
Oh no!

>>936532781
you're extremely mentally ill

and isn't just relative to this thread but all threads and the different sites

>>936532811
fuck off alicefaggot

>>936532810
oh yes!
next, she will flip the fries
>>936532809
it was fun to make, thanks for liking it

>please avatarfag so i can annoy you along with the rest of the people im already a nuisance to for the rest of time... and i already forgot i asked you this exact same thing not even half a week ago
nah im good, loser
lol

>>936532866
Then fuck off like i told you

seethes over nep for 2 years and then says the exact same thing he (and many others) would say about any criticisms
pretty huge lol

you will listen to me there's no choice

>>936532902
we already chose 2 years ago and you are still denying that fact, and you are still failing to make any impact

>>936532901
so you do or don't have a waifu?

>>936532919
There is no we this isn't reddit

imagine being a grown man and saying shit like "you will listen to me" online holy shit lmao

>>936532967
goodbye alicefaggot you can leave

good riddance

Butt

>you didn't post something when i begged for you to (the conversation is about maysissy btw and nothing about waifu at all, therefore irrelevant anyway) so im going to completely ignore what you said so i can continue being a retarded nigger
lol

>>936533093
>still derailing although promising not to
alicefaggot animus niggers

>>936533113
total aneki animus death

>>936533162
>aneki animus niggers still derailing
the only person that belongs gere is me. You seem especially lonely

>still saying it
>name-calling this hard because someone isn't avatarfagging
lol
being this upset this hard and this long over other men not jerking off with you is not a good look either

>>936532490
Huh, I see. Sounds rather emo-ey.

>>936532767
...very nice, anon.

>>936533389
the name is unimportant what is borgersome is you not posting a waifu while believing you're anything but a lurker

>who you are is unimportant, which is why i keep saying names, ESPECIALLY ones you've already told me multiple times are wrong
>what is bothersome is you not posting a waifu, etc etc etc, which is why I've made it blatantly clear for the past 2 years straight that MY waifu autism is strictly not in good faith and is just a scapegoat for me to keep being a retarded nigger
guys there just might be a genius in this very thread

>>936533403
My brother in Christ you know what I look like now, imagine what I looked like in my teens.
Make sense right?

>>936533624
I didn't want to promote harmful stereotypes...

>>936533811
what did he mean by this.

>>936533553
calm down, be happy
>>936533403
that image was already in my computer, I just helped flip the bits to make it clear
>>936533624
Seija's emo!!!

>>936533960
Maybe a little, though I think goth suits her a bit better.

Erdeeee
>>936534075
Ah, maybe you misunderstood, you're the emo and hers, I thought.

>>936534110
Oh yeah, sorry brain no work anymore.
Too much reading.

>>936534124
less text more waifu in casual clothes

>>936534227
Good idea.

>>936534557
Beautiful

>>936533867
The world may never know.

>>936533960
There's a thought.

>>936534924
W T F

>>936534963
I know, the audacity, the outrage.

>>936534924
me on the left

>>936535134
You are a dead man, you hear me? A dead man.

>>936535261
No way...

>>936535702
Not dead which eternal lie

Want a little tease? Ask me nicely.

Hey kids, I'm here to give you a small piece of advice. If you ever feel the urge to set up an online order before a business open ls up, don't, stop. Damned alcoholics ripping me from my sleep.

I wish I had more energy to do anything but alas.
Randal claimed, happy late Canada day.
>>936516874
>If your Waifu was a drink, what would she be?
I think either an expired soft drink with some blood mixed in or stale milk (also with blood).

>>936536366
cute
happy Canada Day Randallfag

>>936533553
But why are you arguing when they're right?

>>936537151
hr just wanted to argue. i shouldn't have even argued with him it was clearly relm or someone without a waifu who defends the discord at the very least and would never admit who they were even if correct which again didn't matter the important part was they were arguing and detailing the thread because they felt offended that i don't honor the discord faggots definition and am inclusive

>>936536366
Appropriate for Randall, assuredly.

>>936537534
Good morning Viv

>>936536988
Good morning Erde

>>936537607
good morning Anon

because what is the difference between a waifu and an avatarfag in this thread? literally every faggot in this thread had been outed by me and waifufag is just an arbitrary title given based upon uwu friendship

>>936537706
you are extremely mentally ill

>>936537737
Do you understand what mental illness is?
Debating something on topic is not evidence of mental illness and a sign of the opposite

Time to fill the void Tsukihime left behind with some Guilty Gear I guess.

>>936537659
We doing well today?

This anon here>>936537659
shows signs of mental illness or would if i didn't know he was a larpfag being cringey and id infact making fun of everyone

>>936537607
Morning. How are you today?

>Ooh, Earth, Earth Earth, I went out and I hugged the Earth. I was enjoying the Earth on this very nice day. My waifu is Earth.
Yeah, he's making fun of everyone. It's ironic. He doesn't give a shit. He forgot about Earth day fucking for two years. That's supposed to be his waifu or whatever, but it changes from just being a drawing to being the actual Earth whenever convenient.

>>936537834
yeah! I have a day off and already did so much I'm proud of. I want to eat something soon.

>>936537898
Well, just doodling before work starts. You?

>>936537946
Wonderful to hear. Do it! Consume meal!

Most people itt are doing a self deprecating comedy skit essentially or are blatantly just avatarfags. waifu is just a picture you use to identify eachother for conversation
they shun coomers despite that being the original idea of what a waifufag is. a pervert or a stan. the otaku with body pillows he has sex with instead of girlfriend

somewhere along the line it became haram to be the original idea probably by literally fags which infest these threads

>>936538137
Same but with AI. Making dumb superheroes and the like.

>>936536150
>picrel
I wouldn't mind perishing at the playground from playing unsafe with Randal.

i don't have an issue with the purity stans until they attack the coomers who this shit is based on.

yes coomers don't make the original posts people find cringey often but it's the foundation it's based upon

i have all the waifus and for the most part they're just coomer material and not a deep personal connection
nonetheless they are waifus to show off

>noooh waifu is srs bans
You should all kys

you are extremely mentally ill

>>936538874
yes earth is extremely mentally ill but that's ok and expected for a tulpafaggot

>>936538921
you are extremely mentally ill

>>936538874
No sane person would willingly read Randal's source material so yeah.

https://youtu.be/xEL37Y14dQE?si=S6VXmRhUiXVAfoY8

>>936538949
i wish i was because it seems fun except the paranoid mental illnesses and ocd. bipolar seems the most fun

gonna cap this terrible thread

well not terrible because they're all particularly awful

Taking this one for myself, a cute Randal will make it better.

+1 to image count

it would not be so bad if i didn't argue with a lurker but i was phone posting

>>936540144
Morgan!

>>936540180
yes i ended up looking into fate as i often end up doing

morgan le fey
arthurian legend

and medusa

>>936540237
>>936540303
She's batshit but so good. Glad I rolled her.

>>936540401
>>936540401
>>936540401