Thread 936517911

>>936514336
last thread

>>936517682
Goode. Stay out. More barbecue ribs for me: https://youtu.be/6ROwVrF0Ceg?feature=shared

eurobitch supremacy

FOR THE RECORD I AM ONLY HERE FOR MY TRAD (PALESTINIAN) WIFE BONNIE
PLEASE NOTE THIS IN YOUR DATABASE THANK YOU

>>936517982
imagine the smell

>>936517976
i want to save her from the IOF

>>936517976
I do find it funny sometimes that such a disney princess coded girl has a hardcore porn history

im drunkerino

>>936518127
based

>>936518018
I will not do that

>>936518127
was waiting on someone else to get drunk before i start thx

You are before a dragon, with eyes like precious gems skin of marble and a mind that your nearest thought is that of hell, desolation.
You can hope and pray as much as you want but the inevitable is coming, /pol/ was right again.

>>936518202
ive been drinking for hours
drink up but b safe

endra

Post the 6th of L

>>936518425
whale

>>936518425
fat

>>936518471
>>936518501
the preferred term is thicc, thanks sweety

>>936518202
Had a really good german lager draft with a pal this weekend and thought of ya

>>936518425
lard

>>936518425
tubby

imagine doing it inside her

i just pulled the pali quest from an expansion pack is the deck any good? i love murlocs

>>936518425
double-wide

>>936518348
I’ve jerked to this out of respect but nothing else

>>936518425
still hot, love how slutty she has been recently

>>936518615
sounds good, would u let me taste

freak

>>936518752
such is the desperation of the declining egirl fading from relevance

>>936518760
Just looked it up and it turns out it’s actually a local brew (german-styled) so I guess it’s gonna have to stay a mystery

>>936518845
awww i like ipas anyway but i would try

>>936518845
marthighs>.<

>>936518803
fagget mad

>>936518732
>>936518425
she's legitimately one of my favorites but i always forget she exists

MAYA PLEASE STREAM THE ANIMALS

MAYA PLEASE FUCK THE ANIMALS

>>936519357
mommy

pizza has been ordered

diary entry has been posted

>>936519391
omg

>>936519391
Slut

>>936519357
god I wish she'd do OF

>>936519391
my goodness

>>936519544
why get all that nice art done on her body if she can't show it off in full..

>>936519573
its better if its hidden, its exclusive to people she thinks are worth it

>>936519510
it would ruin it

>>936519403
hell yea what toppings

is no one here wtf

>>936519898
all your marfag buddies are still in the last thread arguing about who knows more of her personal info

>>936519403
>>936519659
post the toppings anon. you cant just say you got pizza and not post the toppings

>>936519931
im not a mar fag

>>936519958
he btta got mushrooms

>>936519958
>>936519659
chicken and bacon
and i will be eating ice cream after

>>936520018
ok what kinda ice cweam

>>936519931
Bro you were not kidding LMAO

>>936520038
moose tracks !!

>>936519992
did I say you were?

>>936520075
omg shareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>936520102
me frfrfrfrfrfr

>>936520018
ive always wondered who the fuck orders the chicken and bacon pizza. so it was you all along

>>936520059
Sure wasn't
>>936519257
>>936519297
>>936519433
Absolute mental patients

>>936520142
you dont like a good alfredo pizza pie?

>>936520018
like chicken bacon ranch or just regular pizza w chicken and bacon on top

>>936520173
alfredo sauce

>>936520165
never had it

>>936520017
Mushrooms are only good if they're fried and served with Guinness.

>>936520142
Chicken, bacon, ranch pizza is a hidden gem if made right anon. Try it if you run into it.

I would be honored and thank him for using his big thing to do that much inside her

>>936520215
what that sounds gross
explain

>>936520142
with white sauce its good

>>936520189
I'll allow it

>>936520291
You're high if you don't like fried mushrooms at a pub.

>>936520378
youre high if you think people here leave the house

>>936520215
I like them on top of expensive steaks but usually mushrooms dull the flavor of things

STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD I’M GONNA SEEEEEEEEEEEETHE!

>>936520431
based

love a good spag bol

i need to breed

>>936520429
creamy mushroom sauce its goated for pasta or filet mignon, or just plain mushroom risotto

>>936520454
Anything Italian really.

>>936520431
I'm watching Marky Mark Weins Malaysian videos right now. Debating on if I should go there first after I leave the States.

>>936520018
This is fucked up

>>936520517
she's turned the weins agains us!

>>936520454
had one today

When I was a kid I used to just sit and think, and I could voluntarily evoke a sense profound of wonder and awe. Like I would just sit there thinking about how amazing the world is and totally mindfuck myself. I could do this for hours. As I got older that faculty diminished until it almost entirely faded away, but on certain nights, when I browse the 4chan twitch thread and read your intellectual offerings, I can sometimes feel a sliver of the awe that pervaded my youth.

I been here

>>936520583
must be a tuesday food because same

>>936520627
gonna go make another one right now to be honest

>>936520623
you are a very deep man and have based taste in women. fly high carmanon

>>936519931
I looked at last thread and that’s not what it looks like anyways dclm however

>>936520694
Surely not...
>>936520195

>>936520760
so it’s the newark guy getting clowned on, that’s hardly:

>marfag buddies are still in the last thread arguing about who knows more of her personal info

i hope you get the help you need anon

>>936520760
Someone hasn't kept up on their resident schizos..

>>936520580
I don't know what that means. Daddy needs some cheap street food with lots of sauce, gravy, or curry.

dumb complainer nigga doesn’t know the lore and needs to lurk moar KEK

>>936520855
what an awful gaslight attempt

>>936520935
i am the master gaslighter, you’re right about that

it was a joke :(

the doxfags have finally moved over here to explain how they totally aren't insane
talk about mushrooms some more instead

>>936520992
I'll have some more sambal please.

oh hes retarded

I like her and she's pretty

The OTK schizos are more respectable because at least they acknowledge being stalkers

I only game complain
play twilight princess and I complain that you aren't playing DS3
play DS3 and I complain that you aren't play mario 3
play mario 3 and I complain you aren't irl streaming

go back to twitter lol

niggas getting salted down again

>>936517175
I had to run earlier but she cute 2

What are we going to do about the marbro gaslight-invasion? I’m going insane, going loco, losing my grip on reality. I can feel myself slipping. I think I see one thing, but how can I even know? How do I know this is real, are you pulling the wool over my eyes?

>>936520623
>IYKYK
isn't that cuck speak? or some cuck adjacent fetish shit?

>>936521092
me too

>>936521108
they are being mean to me what the heck

>>936521139
I love her

>>936520682
Thank you. It appears however that tonight is not one those nights.
>>936521127
yeah man it's absolutely depraved

>>936521192
you dont even know her name

fucking with the newarktard is stalking now

>>936520623
Carmanon what are you reading rn?

>>936521234
kek i thought u were fucking with me

>>936521262
nobody fucks with you coward

>>936521278
hey this is fuckinf with me

>>936521230
Yeah I do isn’t it sarah or something

>>936521165
dudes at war with shadows

>>936521305
no lol

>>936521359
Damn it, I was fed FALSE information. Who do I speak to about this?

>>936521398
probably a fed lied to u

>>936521305
isnt she mexican i bet her name is isabella or something

>>936521321

Yeah they’re doxfags yeah it’s fuckin hilarious right they’re doxfags obey ya motha

>>936521446
nicole

>>936521251
Lolita

>>936521474
not what was being discussed

>>936521475
too white

hey so uh peanut butter does NOT go well with raspberries/blueberries etc tastes like vomit stick to pairing it with bananas

>>936521531
if u mix pb into whipping cream it thickens really fast its weird

>>936521515
Is this your first nabakov?

>>936521515
In case you skipped the introduction, go read it. It's part of the book

>>936521474
no joke a nightclub near me had a shooting recently after a dude was allegedly told "the bar's full" by a bouncer
not bostonpilled at all out here

>>936521519
:o

>>936521515
based have u read blood meridian

>>936521658
That is fucked brb buying a brady jersey

>>936521515
If you like it do Pale Fire next.

>>936521658
thats when my concceal arry would come in handy

Oh nice, Malaysia is one of the good countries that lets Americans visit without a visa for 90 days. Isn't that neat. I see they're also one of the few places that has a retirement visa for young people like me. Maybe I might just stay: https://youtu.be/JF8BRvqGCNs?feature=shared

>>936521721
chechen

>>936521721
chimken

>>936521771
nooooooooooooooooooooooo
u dnt get it

>>936521801
it’s not that deep i was making myself laugh you can laugh with me if you want still

>>936521101
hi norrskin

Jaime has the perfect amount of teasing, enough to make me go grazy but not too much so it still feels special

>>936521719
tha city needs a hero

>>936521842
oki

>>936521589
Yeah. I just finished part one. his prose is really really good
>>936521654
I read it
>>936521685
>>936521711
these are both on my list

>>936521906
blood meridian is fucked up im only half through

>>936521906
Carm is so much hotter as a brunette. No disrespect to blonde Carm.

>>936521860
I love watching him and tapple be toxic for entire streams
Me, I don't have the heart

>>936517973
>>936518004
Post the sluttiest clip that you have from her

>>936520198
i want to throatfuck alinity.

>>936522046
this but hold her hand

how much do they pay you all to promote them on here?

bnn

>>936522046
And I want her to sit on my face with her butthole against my nose forcing me to smell it.

welp, sixelle is finally getting murdered

>>936521970
still better than the non-mentally-challenged simps like link, the retarded ones i can tolerate

>>936521959
I'm big simpin so i like both

>>936521970
she lets him get away with so much more
>>936522177
Fuck that faggot, he complians about game complainers but whenever dark souls 2 is mentioned he turns into the biggest whiny bitch

>>936522173
she's talking about me btw

mar fag and stawberry fag went to bed huh

>>936522173
I finally found her boys
I'm gonna have a great time

>>936522228
She's obviously an uncomfortable with tapple's sexual stuff but if he hasn't been banned at this point I don't think he will be. Bro is nuts though.

>>936522208
i tuned in and she was talking about ai futas of her kek

>>936522292
you are so fuckin stoopid
>>936522293

>>936521721
be foreal bro you just want malasyan punani

>>936522162
i dont blame you. i want to eat that ass

>>936522373
I want to hold that hand

>>936522335
this is bait?

>>936522228
bro is trying so hard, probably thinks he has a chance because hes german

>>936522328
what day is the expo?

everyday think about fauxre and do good things. do this every day.

had a dream where I made a girl coom twice without putting it inside and it was cool

>>936522429
you. just. want. malasyan. punani.
be foreal bro

>>936522516
do a good thing by never showing that weird face ever again

>>936522523
had a dream 2 nights ago that my cock was too big for a girl, we just chatted and she wasnt mad, it was cool too

every day i think about shooting myself

>>936522568
signs we were meant for the chad life someday

>>936522571
it probably hurts

>>936522450
Delete this >>936522450

>>936522590
facts my nigga

>>936522591
don't know unless you try

>>936522571
minx looking cute here

>>936522591
she wont use her teeth freak
>>936522617
she is way cuter than minx

>>936522599
Wow I didn't know you were so submissive. Now post trb.

>>936522694
pls dont post mine

i'm going to bed

i'm going to cumb

HYOON NO BRA IN SIGHT!
>HYOON NO BRA IN SIGHT!
HYOON NO BRA IN SIGHT!
>HYOON NO BRA IN SIGHT!
HYOON NO BRA IN SIGHT!
>HYOON NO BRA IN SIGHT!
HYOON NO BRA IN SIGHT!
>HYOON NO BRA IN SIGHT!
HYOON NO BRA IN SIGHT!
>HYOON NO BRA IN SIGHT!
HYOON NO BRA IN SIGHT!
>HYOON NO BRA IN SIGHT!
HYOON NO BRA IN SIGHT!
>HYOON NO BRA IN SIGHT!

https://streamable.com/6qtmtx
>I got killed by GOG!
>What?
>GOG!
>ZOG? Who's ZOG?

I'm not gonna lie, if I found a nice Malay lady to grow lemongrass and catch fresh fish for to cook on a fire next to the tiki hut on the beach of an island where we live, that would be fine by me. Song unrelated: https://youtu.be/tg00YEETFzg?feature=shared

>>936522912
NO BRA AND NO CONSCIENCE LETS GOOOOO

>>936522931
finally you admit it, you nasty fucker

>>936522915
I love her

are the schizophrenics gone?

no theyre still in my walls

why did you put carm in my recommended?

i at dat poosi liek shrimp-fried rice

lol happy

>>936523146
My bug loving wife

fish needs a bike

>>936523146
>>936523246

>>936523317
i would squash it in a heartbeat

>>936523383
because you are girly man who is afraid of tiny bug.

>>936523406
it is a threat and i need to neutralize it

>>936523317
does australia just make you more chill with spiders or what

>>936523430
i've been bitten by spiders before, it's a tiny sting and done. now you could get bit by a recluse and you could have issues but mostly its not painful. at most it would itch. you are being a little girly man.

>>936523317
Damn this actually her lol. How old is this video?

Spiders are rotten pieces of shits and I will kill every last one and feel no remorse

>>936523489
eight legs typed this post

>>936523489
it could be a african zambian radioactive spider and im not gonna take chances, im not obligated to be a biologist to be able to identify which ones will kill me or not. if someone qualified handed me that and told me its not poisonous obviously i wouldnt do anything but if that shit appeared in my house im killing it

it's swing on sight for ticks and centipedes but i'm cool w everything else

>>936523574
Anti-human psyop fr

>>936523574
probably, after they bite maybe my dna becomes part spider? so you could say i'm becoming a spider.... man.

>>936523588
i mean you do you but they are mostly harmless and reluctant to bite. i'm in north america so it really depends where in the world you are. old world spiders are nasty little fucks so i wouldn't go about touching them. they are all venomous but some have more potent venom than others depending on their prey.

marbugs

oh and the best reason to leave spiders in your house is that they take care of the other annoying flies or whatever that might get in.

will neff stream playing proper bops

mar has no hobbies or passions

i spray the perimeter of my house with alpine WSG every 6 months or so fuck bugs

>>936523702
but what happens when there are no flies left and they're still hungry....

>>936523708
her entire life is scrolling tiktok and doing eye rolls

>>936523708
that's me

>>936523708
she just like me fr

>>936523708
why not?

>>936523761
smol brain

still got hobbies but life has beaten passion out of me

>>936523794
watch your fucking mouth bitch ill fuck you

>>936523702
A spider left alone has a non zero chance to give you a scare when you're in bed

>>936523794
has she tried ginko?

>>936523830
they stay in corners mostly. stop spreading anti-spider propaganda.

>>936523866
they could craw into your ears while youre asleep and eat your brains

>>936523947
they have to break through your eardrum first to do this but its still scary and they could lay eggs

>>936523947
you retard thats not how spiders work and they have to liquify their food before eating it.

>>936518091
I find it funnier that no one really cares

>>936523979
>tfw a spider liquified my brain

>>936523979
They do sometimes crawl into peoples ears and this can cause many problems
not brain eating though

stfu or i'll trib an spider

>>936524008
they don't have enough venom to liquify your brain god dammit. unless your brain is the size of a raisin its not happening.

>>936523998
shes too charming and left it behind her
it just doesn't really matter
I think for a lot of people they look at "whores" and assume the "whore" part is what irritates them but its actually just that these chicks tend to be insufferable
bonnie is extremely likeable and seems like a good person

>>936524015
spiders make their own homes in webs you god damned mongoloid.

brain eating spiders

spider crawled in my brain and mindraped me now i’m pushing pro-spider propaganda

>>936524028
i hope a spider bites your tiny dick you freak

>>936524041
do you really think spiders don't crawl into peoples ears? its very much a thing its not hard to look up

>>936524050
spiders are cool they deserve pro-spider advocates to sing their praises.

>>936524059
that's from the anti-spider lobby. they keep getting money from exterminators who want you to call them to get rid of all the fucking bugs in your house because you killed all the fucking spiders. people are fucking stupid.

>>936524030
You have no idea how retarded I am

I fill my house with spiders faggoid I spit on your hrave

>>936524083
do you use a normal keyboard or is it split into 4 sections?

>>936524093
you can type words so you are not that retarded. your frontal lobe is functioning so this tells me your brain is larger than a raisin therefore unable to be liquified by a spider.

>>936524115
holy fuck

>>936524115
its a regular keyboard. split keyboards are for retards.second only to dvorak keyboards.

Belle sucked Russius dick on a video call, spread the word

>>936524115
spiders have dominant front legs anyway there wouldn't be 4 sections.

>>936524193
i don't care. there is a serious anti-spider sentiment in these threads i'm trying to deal with. we are in crisis here.

Do not cum.

>>936524193
read the room dude

>>936524254
hot

>>936524193
how many legs does russius have? does he build a web or is he a hunter type spider?

if i keep chiefin blunts like this my brain gonna be a raisin fr

guys u all need to stop lingering on topics for so long u sound like pervy creepy fucking 40 year old incels

>>936524351
i want a joint so bad but I know it will just make me go insane

>>936524351
lol bruh

>>936524387
what do you. mean. ?

idk what's going on in this thread but I just got home and killed 4 spiders by the front door with raid

>>936524387
spiders?

spiders are kinda cool

>>936524387
hey its that guy who has 40yo's living in his head rent free. everyone point and laugh.

kek boomer unc is Seethin! KEK!!! I love spiders old man! KEK

>>936524408
raid shadow legends

>>936524487
and now to todays sponsor better health, you are not alone guy.

better jelq

>>936524620
that shit makes your dick thicker and veinier but theres a 50% that it will break your dick

>>936524731
would you flip a coin and if it lands on the wrong side you break your dick? people are retarded

Now i'm scared a spider will liquify my raisin sized dick..

>>936524804
i just guessed the percentage but there are LOTS of men that permanently break their dick because of it. ive heard urologists say that, once i heard i stopped. my dick was thicker and veinier though and it went away once i stopped

is she goin live tomorrow or ditchin again? im nervous fr

>>936524873
idefk what you are talking about. just be happy with the cock you've got. i couldn't imagine trying to fuck with my dick. did you inject shit or something?

>>936524876
>will mar ditch
you already know the answer

>>936524876
ditching 100%

>>936524774
hand holding

>>936524960
>>936524964
fuck i knew it

>>936524951
no, jelking is like stroking your dick downwards while its half hard, i dont do it anymore im fine with what i have

>>936525041
wtf

>>936525050
you think thats crazy some dudes attach weights to they dickheads and let it hang to make it longer

>>936525085
i get beating it like it owes us money but wtf

oi m8

>>936525117
You must not have a small dick. I've never jelked or anything similar but I would be lying if I said I didn't get it.

>>936525208
what an incredible ass

>>936525208
that is a man

>>936525250
what an incredible ass

>>936525239
attaching weights to your dick makes sense to you? are you retarded?

>>936525245
she has a nice ass but the clothing is doing most of the work in that webm

>>936525208
The mental gymnastics of what she will and will not show is insane

>>936525304
bitch should be showing her pussy fr

>>936525281
Yeah I'm the anon who said you wouldn't believe how retarded I am earlier in the thread

>>936525334
she should be getting fucked on camera

>>936525304
I just want more of her talking like the nurse video

>>936525334
its a penis

My pp is small but I like it

crikey

>>936525596
my pp makes me feel good

starting to think i might be the schizo

your pp makes me feel good

u dunno my pp

I considered jelqing years ago but got sad cuz no girl will see it anyway so I'd have to do tributes to justify jelqing

>>936525756
dont give up on yourself

my pp is above average and i dont have a refractory period so im very happy with my situation

>>936525771
I'd rather have a small dick than start tribbing

>>936525859
how do you resist constant gooning

>>936525872
scared

>>936525771
i gave up a long time ago and now i'm trying to comeback. learn from me and never give up in the first place !

>>936525885
honestly i cum like 10 times when i jerk off so i really am not that horny cuz its kinda all out in 1 go

>>936525872
i was talking about giving up on having sex with a girl you doofus

>>936525915
based bro, you did the right thing, you should be proud of yourself

>>936525915
How long have you been out the game

Is 15-17cm any good? I always have wondered since I'm a grower and got bullied for it

>>936525968
yes its good, its considered perfect bf size dick from what ive heard

not gay but i would suck off all your cute dicks :3

>>936525961
i neeted for almost all of my 20s, had a job almost 4 years now

"boyfriend dick" is a lie made to make us feel better about being average

I will never have sex with a woman as I physically can't be attracted to any besides Poki anymore

>>936525968
6 inches? That’s fine. And yeah don’t listen to the bf dick guy if a girl ever tells you you have bf dick she thinks your dick is microscopic

>>936525988
Alright so i google and i think my thing is a bit thicker than that

>>936525968
very normal
I'm also a grower its fucking annoying especially since dudes with small dicks use that as an excuse so no one believes it
luckily at least with women its mostly irrelevant outside of specific scenarios because most of the time you can make sure you're hard as a first impression but still its fucking annoying and getting naked in front of dudes or casually in front of women is essentially a no go.
This is why any information nurses might say about cock size is retarded because despite seeing many dicks they've only seen flaccid ones and have no useful information.

>>936526048
grim

>>936526024
Kinda kinda not
big dick involves recovery time and is sometimes more of a novelty rather than truly pleasurable on a physical level
if a dick still feels good but you can fuck way more often because its not wrecking you then that's boyfriend dick in a true sense. I'm sure some people use the term to be polite though but the premise is real.

>>936526118
Tell that to my bank account

>>936526097
im bf size dick guy and ive heard that my dick was the perfect size from a past gf, its 16cm, she was very happy with it. i think its legit.

go to bant or use inches faggota

>>936526024
>>936526143
I once heard it described as essentially "theres a button, and big dick pushes it no matter what through blunt force which feels good but a smaller dick can hit it with precision which feels better" which is supposed to make average guys feel better but this just makes guys without curved dicks feel like shit kek
its basically, hopefully your dick is either curved the right way or big enough to where it doesn't matter. Otherwise get good at head or something.

ill show you mine if you show me yours

>>936526208
16cm is 6.3 inches, there you lazy faggot

I like to talk about dicks with you guys

>>936526263
>>936526263

>calls me a faggot
>uses metric outside bant
>comparing dick with other men

how did my bad dick ancestors keep breeding. why is my dick so bad

>>936526261
I'm no lt even into streamers anymore just love how often you guys talk cocks

>>936526286
you may be too retarded to know this but metric is also used outside of the us, not just /bant/, you retarded lazy faggot

>>936526270
surely this one will be about twitch streamers

>>936526296
Perhaps through necessity, resources, reputation, whatever else.
Most of us wouldn't exist if society functioned off of instinctual breeding.
white dudes with stability used to get a free wife more or less.

>>936526414
So what you’re saying is if we kill all Jews I can get a wife?

newark