>>936517682Goode. Stay out. More barbecue ribs for me: https://youtu.be/6ROwVrF0Ceg?feature=shared
FOR THE RECORD I AM ONLY HERE FOR MY TRAD (PALESTINIAN) WIFE BONNIE
PLEASE NOTE THIS IN YOUR DATABASE THANK YOU
>>936517982imagine the smell
>>936517976i want to save her from the IOF
>>936517976I do find it funny sometimes that such a disney princess coded girl has a hardcore porn history
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>>936518127based
>>936518018I will not do that
>>936518127was waiting on someone else to get drunk before i start thx
You are before a dragon, with eyes like precious gems skin of marble and a mind that your nearest thought is that of hell, desolation.
You can hope and pray as much as you want but the inevitable is coming, /pol/ was right again.
>>936518202ive been drinking for hours
drink up but b safe
>>936518471>>936518501the preferred term is thicc, thanks sweety
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>>936518202Had a really good german lager draft with a pal this weekend and thought of ya
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imagine doing it inside her
i just pulled the pali quest from an expansion pack is the deck any good? i love murlocs
>>936518348Iโve jerked to this out of respect but nothing else
>>936518425still hot, love how slutty she has been recently
>>936518615sounds good, would u let me taste
>>936518752such is the desperation of the declining egirl fading from relevance
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>>936518760Just looked it up and it turns out itโs actually a local brew (german-styled) so I guess itโs gonna have to stay a mystery
>>936518845awww i like ipas anyway but i would try
>>936518732>>936518425she's legitimately one of my favorites but i always forget she exists
MAYA PLEASE STREAM THE ANIMALS
MAYA PLEASE FUCK THE ANIMALS
diary entry has been posted
>>936519357god I wish she'd do OF
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>>936519544why get all that nice art done on her body if she can't show it off in full..
>>936519573its better if its hidden, its exclusive to people she thinks are worth it
>>936519510it would ruin it
>>936519403hell yea what toppings
>>936519898all your marfag buddies are still in the last thread arguing about who knows more of her personal info
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>>936519403>>936519659post the toppings anon. you cant just say you got pizza and not post the toppings
>>936519931im not a mar fag
>>936519958he btta got mushrooms
>>936519958>>936519659chicken and bacon
and i will be eating ice cream after
>>936520018ok what kinda ice cweam
>>936519931Bro you were not kidding LMAO
>>936520038moose tracks !!
>>936519992did I say you were?
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>>936520075omg shareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>936520102me frfrfrfrfrfr
>>936520018ive always wondered who the fuck orders the chicken and bacon pizza. so it was you all along
>>936520142you dont like a good alfredo pizza pie?
>>936520018like chicken bacon ranch or just regular pizza w chicken and bacon on top
>>936520017Mushrooms are only good if they're fried and served with Guinness.
>>936520142Chicken, bacon, ranch pizza is a hidden gem if made right anon. Try it if you run into it.
I would be honored and thank him for using his big thing to do that much inside her
>>936520215what that sounds gross
explain
>>936520142with white sauce its good
>>936520291You're high if you don't like fried mushrooms at a pub.
>>936520378youre high if you think people here leave the house
>>936520215I like them on top of expensive steaks but usually mushrooms dull the flavor of things
STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD IโM GONNA SEEEEEEEEEEEETHE!
>>936520429creamy mushroom sauce its goated for pasta or filet mignon, or just plain mushroom risotto
>>936520454Anything Italian really.
>>936520431I'm watching Marky Mark Weins Malaysian videos right now. Debating on if I should go there first after I leave the States.
>>936520018This is fucked up
>>936520517she's turned the weins agains us!
When I was a kid I used to just sit and think, and I could voluntarily evoke a sense profound of wonder and awe. Like I would just sit there thinking about how amazing the world is and totally mindfuck myself. I could do this for hours. As I got older that faculty diminished until it almost entirely faded away, but on certain nights, when I browse the 4chan twitch thread and read your intellectual offerings, I can sometimes feel a sliver of the awe that pervaded my youth.
>>936520583must be a tuesday food because same
>>936520627gonna go make another one right now to be honest
>>936520623you are a very deep man and have based taste in women. fly high carmanon
>>936519931I looked at last thread and thatโs not what it looks like anyways dclm however
>>936520760so itโs the newark guy getting clowned on, thatโs hardly:
>marfag buddies are still in the last thread arguing about who knows more of her personal infoi hope you get the help you need anon
>>936520760Someone hasn't kept up on their resident schizos..
>>936520580I don't know what that means. Daddy needs some cheap street food with lots of sauce, gravy, or curry.
dumb complainer nigga doesnโt know the lore and needs to lurk moar KEK
>>936520855what an awful gaslight attempt
>>936520935i am the master gaslighter, youโre right about that
the doxfags have finally moved over here to explain how they totally aren't insane
talk about mushrooms some more instead
>>936520992I'll have some more sambal please.
I like her and she's pretty
The OTK schizos are more respectable because at least they acknowledge being stalkers
I only game complain
play twilight princess and I complain that you aren't playing DS3
play DS3 and I complain that you aren't play mario 3
play mario 3 and I complain you aren't irl streaming
niggas getting salted down again
>>936517175I had to run earlier but she cute 2
What are we going to do about the marbro gaslight-invasion? Iโm going insane, going loco, losing my grip on reality. I can feel myself slipping. I think I see one thing, but how can I even know? How do I know this is real, are you pulling the wool over my eyes?
>>936520623>IYKYKisn't that cuck speak? or some cuck adjacent fetish shit?
>>936521108they are being mean to me what the heck
>>936520682Thank you. It appears however that tonight is not one those nights.
>>936521127yeah man it's absolutely depraved
>>936521192you dont even know her name
fucking with the newarktard is stalking now
>>936520623Carmanon what are you reading rn?
>>936521234kek i thought u were fucking with me
>>936521262nobody fucks with you coward
>>936521278hey this is fuckinf with me
ppp
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>>936521230Yeah I do isnโt it sarah or something
>>936521165dudes at war with shadows
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>>936521359Damn it, I was fed FALSE information. Who do I speak to about this?
>>936521398probably a fed lied to u
>>936521305isnt she mexican i bet her name is isabella or something
>>936521321Yeah theyโre doxfags yeah itโs fuckin hilarious right theyโre doxfags obey ya motha
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>>936521474not what was being discussed
hey so uh peanut butter does NOT go well with raspberries/blueberries etc tastes like vomit stick to pairing it with bananas
>>936521531if u mix pb into whipping cream it thickens really fast its weird
>>936521515Is this your first nabakov?
>>936521515In case you skipped the introduction, go read it. It's part of the book
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>>936521474no joke a nightclub near me had a shooting recently after a dude was allegedly told "the bar's full" by a bouncer
not bostonpilled at all out here
>>936521515based have u read blood meridian
>>936521658That is fucked brb buying a brady jersey
>>936521515If you like it do Pale Fire next.
>>936521658thats when my concceal arry would come in handy
Oh nice, Malaysia is one of the good countries that lets Americans visit without a visa for 90 days. Isn't that neat. I see they're also one of the few places that has a retirement visa for young people like me. Maybe I might just stay: https://youtu.be/JF8BRvqGCNs?feature=shared
>>936521771nooooooooooooooooooooooo
u dnt get it
>>936521801itโs not that deep i was making myself laugh you can laugh with me if you want still
Jaime has the perfect amount of teasing, enough to make me go grazy but not too much so it still feels special
>>936521719tha city needs a hero
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>>936521589Yeah. I just finished part one. his prose is really really good
>>936521654I read it
>>936521685>>936521711these are both on my list
>>936521906blood meridian is fucked up im only half through
>>936521906Carm is so much hotter as a brunette. No disrespect to blonde Carm.
>>936521860I love watching him and tapple be toxic for entire streams
Me, I don't have the heart
>>936517973>>936518004Post the sluttiest clip that you have from her
>>936520198i want to throatfuck alinity.
>>936522046this but hold her hand
how much do they pay you all to promote them on here?
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bnn
>>936522046And I want her to sit on my face with her butthole against my nose forcing me to smell it.
welp, sixelle is finally getting murdered
>>936521970still better than the non-mentally-challenged simps like link, the retarded ones i can tolerate
>>936521959I'm big simpin so i like both
>>936521970she lets him get away with so much more
>>936522177Fuck that faggot, he complians about game complainers but whenever dark souls 2 is mentioned he turns into the biggest whiny bitch
>>936522173she's talking about me btw
mar fag and stawberry fag went to bed huh
>>936522173I finally found her boys
I'm gonna have a great time
>>936522228She's obviously an uncomfortable with tapple's sexual stuff but if he hasn't been banned at this point I don't think he will be. Bro is nuts though.
>>936522208i tuned in and she was talking about ai futas of her kek
>>936522292you are so fuckin stoopid
>>936522293
>>936521721be foreal bro you just want malasyan punani
>>936522162i dont blame you. i want to eat that ass
>>936522373I want to hold that hand
>>936522228bro is trying so hard, probably thinks he has a chance because hes german
>>936522328what day is the expo?
everyday think about fauxre and do good things. do this every day.
had a dream where I made a girl coom twice without putting it inside and it was cool
>>936522429you. just. want. malasyan. punani.
be foreal bro
>>936522516do a good thing by never showing that weird face ever again
>>936522523had a dream 2 nights ago that my cock was too big for a girl, we just chatted and she wasnt mad, it was cool too
every day i think about shooting myself
>>936522568signs we were meant for the chad life someday
>>936522571it probably hurts
>>936522590facts my nigga
>>936522591don't know unless you try
>>936522571minx looking cute here
>>936522591she wont use her teeth freak
>>936522617she is way cuter than minx
>>936522599Wow I didn't know you were so submissive. Now post trb.
>>936522694pls dont post mine
HYOON NO BRA IN SIGHT!
>HYOON NO BRA IN SIGHT!
HYOON NO BRA IN SIGHT!
>HYOON NO BRA IN SIGHT!
HYOON NO BRA IN SIGHT!
>HYOON NO BRA IN SIGHT!
HYOON NO BRA IN SIGHT!
>HYOON NO BRA IN SIGHT!
HYOON NO BRA IN SIGHT!
>HYOON NO BRA IN SIGHT!
HYOON NO BRA IN SIGHT!
>HYOON NO BRA IN SIGHT!
HYOON NO BRA IN SIGHT!
>HYOON NO BRA IN SIGHT!
https://streamable.com/6qtmtx
>I got killed by GOG!
>What?
>GOG!
>ZOG? Who's ZOG?
I'm not gonna lie, if I found a nice Malay lady to grow lemongrass and catch fresh fish for to cook on a fire next to the tiki hut on the beach of an island where we live, that would be fine by me. Song unrelated: https://youtu.be/tg00YEETFzg?feature=shared
>>936522912NO BRA AND NO CONSCIENCE LETS GOOOOO
>>936522931finally you admit it, you nasty fucker
are the schizophrenics gone?
no theyre still in my walls
why did you put carm in my recommended?
i at dat poosi liek shrimp-fried rice
https://youtu.be/BFv0Vqxr7H0?si=JsWQQj-dwMVF9zLG
>>936523146My bug loving wife
>>936523317i would squash it in a heartbeat
>>936523383because you are girly man who is afraid of tiny bug.
>>936523406it is a threat and i need to neutralize it
>>936523317does australia just make you more chill with spiders or what
>>936523430i've been bitten by spiders before, it's a tiny sting and done. now you could get bit by a recluse and you could have issues but mostly its not painful. at most it would itch. you are being a little girly man.
>>936523317Damn this actually her lol. How old is this video?
Spiders are rotten pieces of shits and I will kill every last one and feel no remorse
>>936523489eight legs typed this post
>>936523489it could be a african zambian radioactive spider and im not gonna take chances, im not obligated to be a biologist to be able to identify which ones will kill me or not. if someone qualified handed me that and told me its not poisonous obviously i wouldnt do anything but if that shit appeared in my house im killing it
it's swing on sight for ticks and centipedes but i'm cool w everything else
>>936523574Anti-human psyop fr
>>936523574probably, after they bite maybe my dna becomes part spider? so you could say i'm becoming a spider.... man.
>>936523588i mean you do you but they are mostly harmless and reluctant to bite. i'm in north america so it really depends where in the world you are. old world spiders are nasty little fucks so i wouldn't go about touching them. they are all venomous but some have more potent venom than others depending on their prey.
>get in there and make it about mar
oh and the best reason to leave spiders in your house is that they take care of the other annoying flies or whatever that might get in.
will neff stream playing proper bops
mar has no hobbies or passions
i spray the perimeter of my house with alpine WSG every 6 months or so fuck bugs
>>936523702but what happens when there are no flies left and they're still hungry....
>>936523708her entire life is scrolling tiktok and doing eye rolls
>>936523708she just like me fr
still got hobbies but life has beaten passion out of me
>>936523794watch your fucking mouth bitch ill fuck you
>>936523702A spider left alone has a non zero chance to give you a scare when you're in bed
>>936523794has she tried ginko?
>>936523830they stay in corners mostly. stop spreading anti-spider propaganda.
>>936523866they could craw into your ears while youre asleep and eat your brains
>>936523947they have to break through your eardrum first to do this but its still scary and they could lay eggs
>>936523947you retard thats not how spiders work and they have to liquify their food before eating it.
>>936518091I find it funnier that no one really cares
>>936523979>tfw a spider liquified my brain
>>936523979They do sometimes crawl into peoples ears and this can cause many problems
not brain eating though
stfu or i'll trib an spider
>>936524008they don't have enough venom to liquify your brain god dammit. unless your brain is the size of a raisin its not happening.
>>936523998shes too charming and left it behind her
it just doesn't really matter
I think for a lot of people they look at "whores" and assume the "whore" part is what irritates them but its actually just that these chicks tend to be insufferable
bonnie is extremely likeable and seems like a good person
>>936524015spiders make their own homes in webs you god damned mongoloid.
spider crawled in my brain and mindraped me now iโm pushing pro-spider propaganda
>>936524028i hope a spider bites your tiny dick you freak
>>936524041do you really think spiders don't crawl into peoples ears? its very much a thing its not hard to look up
>>936524050spiders are cool they deserve pro-spider advocates to sing their praises.
>>936524059that's from the anti-spider lobby. they keep getting money from exterminators who want you to call them to get rid of all the fucking bugs in your house because you killed all the fucking spiders. people are fucking stupid.
>>936524030You have no idea how retarded I am
I fill my house with spiders faggoid I spit on your hrave
>>936524083do you use a normal keyboard or is it split into 4 sections?
>>936524093you can type words so you are not that retarded. your frontal lobe is functioning so this tells me your brain is larger than a raisin therefore unable to be liquified by a spider.
>>936524115its a regular keyboard. split keyboards are for retards.second only to dvorak keyboards.
Belle sucked Russius dick on a video call, spread the word
>>936524115spiders have dominant front legs anyway there wouldn't be 4 sections.
>>936524193i don't care. there is a serious anti-spider sentiment in these threads i'm trying to deal with. we are in crisis here.
>>936524193read the room dude
>>936524193how many legs does russius have? does he build a web or is he a hunter type spider?
if i keep chiefin blunts like this my brain gonna be a raisin fr
guys u all need to stop lingering on topics for so long u sound like pervy creepy fucking 40 year old incels
>>936524351i want a joint so bad but I know it will just make me go insane
>>936524387what do you. mean. ?
idk what's going on in this thread but I just got home and killed 4 spiders by the front door with raid
>>936524387hey its that guy who has 40yo's living in his head rent free. everyone point and laugh.
kek boomer unc is Seethin! KEK!!! I love spiders old man! KEK
>>936524408raid shadow legends
>>936524487and now to todays sponsor better health, you are not alone guy.
>>936524620that shit makes your dick thicker and veinier but theres a 50% that it will break your dick
>>936524731would you flip a coin and if it lands on the wrong side you break your dick? people are retarded
Now i'm scared a spider will liquify my raisin sized dick..
>>936524804i just guessed the percentage but there are LOTS of men that permanently break their dick because of it. ive heard urologists say that, once i heard i stopped. my dick was thicker and veinier though and it went away once i stopped
is she goin live tomorrow or ditchin again? im nervous fr
>>936524873idefk what you are talking about. just be happy with the cock you've got. i couldn't imagine trying to fuck with my dick. did you inject shit or something?
>>936524876>will mar ditch you already know the answer
>>936524951no, jelking is like stroking your dick downwards while its half hard, i dont do it anymore im fine with what i have
>>936525050you think thats crazy some dudes attach weights to they dickheads and let it hang to make it longer
>>936525085i get beating it like it owes us money but wtf
>>936525117You must not have a small dick. I've never jelked or anything similar but I would be lying if I said I didn't get it.
>>936525208what an incredible ass
>>936525250what an incredible ass
>>936525239attaching weights to your dick makes sense to you? are you retarded?
>>936525245she has a nice ass but the clothing is doing most of the work in that webm
>>936525208The mental gymnastics of what she will and will not show is insane
>>936525304bitch should be showing her pussy fr
>>936525281Yeah I'm the anon who said you wouldn't believe how retarded I am earlier in the thread
>>936525334she should be getting fucked on camera
>>936525304I just want more of her talking like the nurse video
My pp is small but I like it
>>936525596my pp makes me feel good
starting to think i might be the schizo
your pp makes me feel good
I considered jelqing years ago but got sad cuz no girl will see it anyway so I'd have to do tributes to justify jelqing
>>936525756dont give up on yourself
my pp is above average and i dont have a refractory period so im very happy with my situation
>>936525771I'd rather have a small dick than start tribbing
>>936525859how do you resist constant gooning
>>936525771i gave up a long time ago and now i'm trying to comeback. learn from me and never give up in the first place !
>>936525885honestly i cum like 10 times when i jerk off so i really am not that horny cuz its kinda all out in 1 go
>>936525872i was talking about giving up on having sex with a girl you doofus
>>936525915based bro, you did the right thing, you should be proud of yourself
>>936525915How long have you been out the game
Is 15-17cm any good? I always have wondered since I'm a grower and got bullied for it
>>936525968yes its good, its considered perfect bf size dick from what ive heard
not gay but i would suck off all your cute dicks :3
>>936525961i neeted for almost all of my 20s, had a job almost 4 years now
"boyfriend dick" is a lie made to make us feel better about being average
I will never have sex with a woman as I physically can't be attracted to any besides Poki anymore
>>9365259686 inches? Thatโs fine. And yeah donโt listen to the bf dick guy if a girl ever tells you you have bf dick she thinks your dick is microscopic
>>936525988Alright so i google and i think my thing is a bit thicker than that
>>936525968very normal
I'm also a grower its fucking annoying especially since dudes with small dicks use that as an excuse so no one believes it
luckily at least with women its mostly irrelevant outside of specific scenarios because most of the time you can make sure you're hard as a first impression but still its fucking annoying and getting naked in front of dudes or casually in front of women is essentially a no go.
This is why any information nurses might say about cock size is retarded because despite seeing many dicks they've only seen flaccid ones and have no useful information.
>>936526024Kinda kinda not
big dick involves recovery time and is sometimes more of a novelty rather than truly pleasurable on a physical level
if a dick still feels good but you can fuck way more often because its not wrecking you then that's boyfriend dick in a true sense. I'm sure some people use the term to be polite though but the premise is real.
>>936526118Tell that to my bank account
>>936526097im bf size dick guy and ive heard that my dick was the perfect size from a past gf, its 16cm, she was very happy with it. i think its legit.
go to bant or use inches faggota
>>936526024>>936526143I once heard it described as essentially "theres a button, and big dick pushes it no matter what through blunt force which feels good but a smaller dick can hit it with precision which feels better" which is supposed to make average guys feel better but this just makes guys without curved dicks feel like shit kek
its basically, hopefully your dick is either curved the right way or big enough to where it doesn't matter. Otherwise get good at head or something.
ill show you mine if you show me yours
>>93652620816cm is 6.3 inches, there you lazy faggot
I like to talk about dicks with you guys
>calls me a faggot
>uses metric outside bant
>comparing dick with other men
how did my bad dick ancestors keep breeding. why is my dick so bad
>>936526261I'm no lt even into streamers anymore just love how often you guys talk cocks
>>936526286you may be too retarded to know this but metric is also used outside of the us, not just /bant/, you retarded lazy faggot
>>936526270surely this one will be about twitch streamers
>>936526296Perhaps through necessity, resources, reputation, whatever else.
Most of us wouldn't exist if society functioned off of instinctual breeding.
white dudes with stability used to get a free wife more or less.
>>936526414So what youโre saying is if we kill all Jews I can get a wife?