Thread 936532486

Summer of Celebs

thanks corly

>>936532486 (OP)
Also not a celeb pedo

>>936532509
No problem

>>936532596
no

>>936532623
Oh yes...

>>936532596
Yes please!

>>936532532
Why haven't you fucked off yet?

She is soo hot

>>936532700
Fuck off pedophile

>>936532705
Why do you never post a list of celebs you like? I want to post some for you.

>>936532707
Pedo

>>936532730
Why do you hate yourself?

I'm so alone

>>936532730
Shut the fuck up you absolute retard.

>>936532821
Says the retard replying to him. Are you new?

>>936532821
not a celeb pedo

choli and I are just friends

>>936532860
That's because you're in a parasocial relationship with that ugly bitch.

FUCK I just farted 5 times and I NEED to cum

>>936532800
>no Emilia wife to cuddle at Christmas

>>936532874
are you sure im the parasocial one?

>>936532883
Pump

>>936532925
>I'm

>>936532940
>>936532795
Goddess

>>936532925
I would say I'm about as confident in my assessment as I am my prediction that a certain person who threatened to leave in the last thread is still around.

>>936532983
>>936532987
Flawless. Vicky is the best fap fuel

>>936532676
>She is soo hot
yet where has it gotten her since Dan (got his peepee slapped for knocking up an underaged Spears sister) gave up on doing foot pervert stuff with her

>>936533007
She never fails

My m-mistress V-Victoria J-Justice i-is a very b-b-b-beautiful w-w-woman...

>>936533032
Do you edge to her?

>>936533001
i don't think you know what parasocial means :/

Look at all this VJ. I'm shocked.

>>936533125
It's a trigger word.

Have fun :)

>>936533095
She makes me so hard damn

oh Emma!

>>936533146
alrighty lol. enjoy the rest of your morning/afternoon/night anon

>>936533198
You too anon.

>>936532800
I had to reply because of the dubs. You had me hooked with the digits . What does this make you think of? Right, teeth. Hhahahahh. This is by far one of the funniest memes I have ever seen. I only wish I would have thought of that. How you thought up all that teeth girl stuff cracked me up. I really like the way your mind works here. This is really funny. I hope you make more of these. ;) omg, hahahah "teeth" hahah spit my coffee on that one, oh and the party hat on the girl, oh and the drool thing, hahaha still laughing .

>>936533045
I-I k-know I-I shouldn't h-have her...

>>936533321
LMFBO!!!!!!! (the f stands for fuggin btw not the real f-word) I guess people know 'cowe' is actually a pig, with only 4% hahahahhah LOVE IT XDDDD looks like i did go to school rude figs!!!!!!

>>936533470
this LMBO imagine if you were going to bad part of town and all the niggers turned into KANGAROOS hahahahaha this is too good

meds jacob

>>936533491
hahahaha xDDDDDDDDD HWAT???????? LMBO!!!!! I <3 THAT COMMENT SERIOUSLY I LOVE IT!!!! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD LEIK WHY WOULD THAT POST MAKE U FARTT HAHAHAH SOOO RANDOMMMMMM HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAH OMG LOL I CANT FRIGGIN BREATHE I LOVVVEEE IT <33333

I am in a parasocial relationship with Beady

i think i'm getting too tired to fap
i waited too long

>>936533540
Your OCD is showing.

I have a copycat poster
he saved all of my pics and reposts them

>>936533569
fapping feels better when you're tired though

>>936533574
hilarious not even kidding this guy really GETS me he really GETS me and he did his part to show that understanding to the board thru a quality pasta summing-up all the main points i sometimes hit on & just capturing the overall feel and ... erm... c-cadence hehehhehehehe of my posts and so i just wanna say amen to that except not amen ra when you say amen you subconsciously redirect your prayer to a false god it's a little known caveat a little peek-a-boo easter egg injected by the deceiver your spiritual enemy your yetzer hara

>>936533567
>I am in a parasocial relationship with Beady
not a good one to be in bruv

>>936533633
k

margot turns 35 today

>>936533634
goon my shit

>>936533672
EPIC MEMEING /b/ro BAZINGA BAZINGA BAZINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ZIMBABWE is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD.

>>936533679
grunt my shit

>>936533075
Always

>>936533679
lets give her 35 loads

>>936533695
my cock and fuckin balls are GROONTING for that angel

>>936533709
Edge my goon nigga

Those are brave men knocking on our door. Let's go kill them

>>936533727
grunt my edge shaft

didn't you say you were leaving bd

you didnt even last an hour

The Excellent of Execution turns 67 today.

>>936533752
shut up and earn my edge

Time to watch 67 5* matches with Mr. Perfect.

>>936533752
Well it's better than saying you're leaving 47 times in a defeated huff and not going anywhere at all.

>>936533799
shut up bill

>>936533801
EPIC MEMEING /b/ro BAZINGA BAZINGA BAZINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ZIMBABWE is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD.

>>936533816
toodles nigga

>>936533801
ive never done that :/

he's getting his personas mixed up again

>>936533830
Take Snoods name out of your FUCKING mouth.

>>936533863
there is no amount of psychiatric help available for you. your only option at this point is suicide.

>>936533861
Thank you for wasting your life keeping tabs on them. You're the hero we never asked for.

>>936532563
you said you like ... well how come you never said thank you then? I gave it to you loads of times...

>>936533906
why are you here if you're so miserable and you hate it so much?

I had a dream about kendall last night. she was tongue kissing me, then I put hand down her pants and I was fingering her asshole. it felt very real.

>>936533941
why are *you* here if you're so miserable and you hate it so much? You seem to know everything about everyone who posts here - so much so you pay attention to personas and keep track of them.

pussy answer.

>>936533840
based. being parasocial isnt as enviable as this nutter makes it out to be. A bunch of them are running Western governments into the ground right now. King parasocial Sambankman dumbass ran a whole shit-tone of other's peoples money right into the ground

>>936533977
answering a question with the same question is a pussy response

>no u

>"oh shoot we gonna get late. I don't want to get into trouble again."
>and Rainbow dash ran of ahead of them.
>"wait for me Rainbow. I don't want to get my bum roasted again." and pinke followed her .
>leaving twilight walking at her own pace.
>Twilight got back into her thoughts.
>~"get into trouble again... she said... bum roasted.. "
>an idea started to spin inside her brain
>~"hmm I never was late before."
>she start blushing a bit.
>~"maybe if I get late. I'll be the one in trouble. would that lead to spanking i wonder... wait what am I even suggesting. I mean I'm a good student I don't want to just shatter my good reputation. but yet... my bum really aching for a spank. I don't know I'm so confused."
>she continued heading walking in near absent minded state.
>"~well maybe I should just do something harmless. Something that might get me spanked while not harming my grades. like ... getting late to school for instant."
>she arrived at the school gate. now she made it inside the school ground in time. only 1 min left .
>She stopped there for a moment then decided not to enter the school main building.
>she went to the sides.
>trying to slack off a bit . taking a walk rather than standing awkwardly at the main entrance.
>few min passed. now she is already late. she is already in trouble.
>she doesn't know what to do now.
>as she was walking she saw 2 boys. kneeling near a window.
>it;s Snips and snails.
>~"oh it's just those two idiots . they always get themselves into trouble... wait a min. trouble... that's what I'm getting myself into. maybe I should just hang out with them for a while surly they might do something stupid yet harmless."
>"Hey snips and snails what a..."
>"Aaah It's Twilight we got busted" Shouted snips
>"Shhh not so loud or you gonna blow our cover." -snails
>"Is that snips . oh they are peeking at us . eeep ! ya perverts" the girls were yelling from inside the building.

>>936534079
>with the same question is a pussy response

Conveniently ignoring:

You seem to know everything about everyone who posts here - so much so you pay attention to personas and keep track of them.

>>936534090
Conveniently ignoring:

why you're here if you're so miserable and you hate it so much

>>936534128
>Conveniently ignoring:

why are *you* here if you're so miserable and you hate it so much?

>omgosh it hurts sooooo bad you won't catch me taking the time to wash my dick and stop being an unhygienic faggot

I had phimosis and it's not a big deal if you're not a total fuckin pussy. Have you tried not being a pussy?

That's my favorite one lol

>>936534182
special olympics one is funnier but basically yeah.

>>936534177
12 Years a Cunt

>>936534206
there's nothing funny about the special olympics, anon...

>>936534233
aint nothing funny about these going at it

A digital footprint of obnoxious self-loathing and shame

>>936534261
But enough about you being banned for that post about troys dead german shepherd

>>936534252
>>936534261
>>936534273
remember their votes matter just as much as ours

>>936534311
what a depressing last thing to see before going to sleep.

thanks anon.

A digital snail trail of inner hatred and personal dissatisfaction turned into unhinged venomous vitriolic verbal vomit that only makes things worse

>>936534334
but enough about the picture of the little girl you posted to troll troy. What makes a person do that anon?

Actually don't reply. Emma Roberts makes me fucking vomit.

See ya.

>>936534177
>had

>bye
>I can't move

>>936534355
thanks jacob, see ya, in 15 seconds

>>936534389
she makes me so hard...

>>936534405
One of your fellow degenerates made a thread. Do fuck off and talk about it over there.

>>936529103

>>936534430
that looks fake

>>936534448
it isn't

>>936534448
You and the anon can talk all about it in that thread.

I always thought Rob's decision to piss on his deal with the Freys was stupid. Seeing things unfold again while knowing the outcome, it's even more stupid

>>936533399
>>936533409
Need dat

>gets triggered
>"I AM THE MASTER TRIGGERERERER THIS IS MY DESIGN"
Everytime lol

>>936534553
Sad bastard even changed the tag on the sneaker.

>"who's there . ah I see you . snips and snails. you two wait right there. "
>"oh noes it's mrs. Chole ... run " snails
>the two boys start running.
>twilight was caught up in the moment and she instinctively started running behind them.
>"Oh noes she's following us. run faster snail"
>the hit a fence and start climbing it.
>twilight didn't know what she was doing and start climbing the fence with them.
>she wasn't good with that and she fell down.
>She clanged to snails leg. pulling him down with her.
>he also clanged to snips legs and they all fell on the ground.
>when they look up. they saw mrs. Chole was standing right next to them.
>The Three of you To my office now.
>moment later at mrs. Chole office.
>the three of them sitting on a bench next to each other.
>mrs. Chole was angry,
>She walked in front of them.
>So what are you gonna say to yourselves.
>skipping classes
>peeping on girls.
>such behavior is not tolerated in this school.
>the three of them lowered their head in shame.
>If it wasn't for miss Twilight over here how have known what else you two would have done.
>Mrs.Chole known Twilight for quite some time she know she is a Straight A student and she dismissed the fact that she was also ditching classes.
>She pulled down a chair and place it in front of them.
>well snips you know the drill.
>he gulped then stood up.
>he leaned forward on the chair.
>bending over.
>um oh no . this time I'm gonna do it bare.
>with little hesitation he lowered his pants down. along with his briefs .
>exposing her butt to them.
>he then resumed his position on the chair.
>twilight heart was racing. she was about to witness a spanking happening right in front of her eyes.
>surely she wasn't the one getting it
>but it was making her sexually exited.
>She crossed her legs. and her face turned red.
>this odd behaviors from twilight caught mrs.Chole attention.
>oh missTwilight you are dismissed.you should head back to your class now.

I just want to be obnoxious from the shadows

I can't believe I had to delusionally screech I WIN and pretend to run away with my phimosis between my yeastie thighs like some sort of Troy

he calls his asshole crustbucket

>>936534800
Please stop, he's already dead inside.

>>936534862
Smells like it

My Little Phimony

>>936534562
I still don't think that is her best look

>>936535124
its one of my favorites but i can see how some may not like it

>>936535218
grim

/hr/ is so cold

it is said her bush rivals the watsons

it's said the wall didn't recover from her face hitting it.

>>936535336
watson doesnt have hips like that...

>>936534257
>>936534241
>>936534032
>>936533949
why is this random social media whore being spammed in every celeb thread?

>>936533591
Pedo

>>936535370
no one mentioned hips, you're obsessed !

>>936535256
Aye.

>>936535415
Sad thing is people will save that because they think she's hot.

>>936535207
Dead on target with that one

>>936535461
Not a celeb

>>936535524
Not a celeb retard

>>936535415
I mean she's getting better looking, but that's just the opinion of someone who doesn't wanna molest children.

>>936535415
She looks amazing you are insane

>>936535589
She looks like a fucking gorilla but she got her tits out and fingered her pussy and asshole so you know, that.

>>936535461
yea? its getting me quite excited

>>936535613
Can you stop being an uncouth CUNT? You're triggering images of Beady and my mother together.

^-- Syntax based triggering still works.

>gets triggered
>"I AM THE MASTER TRIGGERERERER THIS IS MY DESIGN"
Everytime lol

>>936535613
what a unique way to come out as gay. congrats!

I am a fart in the wind

Watch how I bore

>>936535685
It's more of a unique way to trigger a switch from topic A over to topic B whilst inducing an inclination towards topic C.

Six more hours will take us to lunch; I'll be back to check on his progress.

>>936535630
She's a very exciting woman

>>936535657
did it trigger beadys mom when you fisted her?

>"bye"
>continues to rot

>>936535726
This is very Troy-esque behavior

>>936535753
narcissists will never admit they're narcissists

So like... are we gonna post celebs or just schizo nonsense again?

>>936535787
No, beady

the blend of schizo posting, namequeer drama and celebs keeps the fanbase returning year on year

>>936535728
its been quite awhile since ive indulged...

>>936535824
but bd left. he said he was done. told us to fuck ourselves.

need my morning coffee

>>936535787
lol just another single mother

>>936535885
I hope Franny took some cream in that coffee

>>936535910
Perfect! I wanna knock her up again

>>936535912
Smelly Kris-10...

>>936535851
If you want the best results, you have to practice regularly

When Troy is upset and defenseless he posts children to irk people. I am actively rewiring my own synapses so that I genuinely believe posting certain random words or celebrities will have the same effect on those who mock me, when in actual fact I have less than nothing to retaliate with. This is what's called "based winning".

>>936535965
Hairjob from K-stew's thick oily matted weed-stinking hair when???

nudes

>>936535990
I really should....

>>936536058
a man can dream

dreamosis

phimoqueen

>>936536156
thank you

>>936536068
still say she kinda looks like bd in some pics

>>936536173
how do you like them apples?

>>936536203
like them very much thanks!

This place sucks now it was better when it was Gay4Tay posting

>>936536229
mmipples

>>936536234
>taylor swift
>>>936535909

>>936536082
It's rewarding and invigorating

more nudes

>>936536304
should i do it now?

>>936536356
There's never a bad time to do it

>>936536387
alright then...

>>936536203
bet bd even has tits like this

>>936536620
who?

>>936536726
I think he's referring to the homeless Canadian man who fisted your mom.

>>936536422
I'd do it round the clock if I could, ngl

>>936536777
im already getting way too worked up

>>936536777
based bd digits

>>936536798
No such thing as too much

>>936537018
doesn't help that i havent coomed in awhile.

>>936537054
Oh well that makes things harder maybe

>>936537330
very much so..

beady hobo cat fister

>>936537422
fuck off forever

>>936537461
just for that I'm staying, you filthy coon

Maybe you're the spark I've been waiting for tonight.

>>936537381
As long as it also makes things much more enjoyable and easy going

>>936537678
it certainly makes it harder, alot harder

He's talking to himself because nobody cares.

>>936537871
Classic BD/Troink/J-Fart

he waxes his plums

>>936537871
yes thanks dipshit we couldn't figure that out for ourselves

>>936538010
The Archivist knows (fuck) all

He gets mad when we point out that he is talking to himself because nobody cares

he's not talking to himself, there are multi equally odd posters in any thread

He is trying to prove to himself that he isn't talking to himself

>>936538049
>everyone is BD
Classic Troink/J-Fart

you are experiencing a person rapidly shifting between alters

peak dissociation

I just realized I haven't kissed a coochie in years.
I'm depressed bros.

I'm so alone

consider the plight of those who have yet to sup from the furry cup

IDC if someone hasn't ever.
I miss giving water to them after midnight.

>free yo boy
https://youtu.be/RGLoLphCeGI

This is my design

I'm triggered

>>936538507
Aye.

it's ok to get coochies wet after midnight

stew with her kot <3

>>936538724
cute

>>936538724
>>936538744
and with her pussy

>>936538602
This is decent news.

And I don’t want ya and I don’t need ya. Why do you seem exactly like gothica. I bet that time you completely finished mE.

>>936537788
Did you coom

>>936538744
ok thats 100% bd

>>936539139
that's jacob, bd left and is never coming back, he said so a few hours ago

>>936539179
he'll be back

>>936539139
100% baddie, that's right.

thought for the day :if one were to translate badass into normal english, it would be 'bad arse' which doesn't quite work.

>>936539370
She drains me so much

another day another dollar

>>936537697
nice

I love lily. I want to cum inside her asshole.

>>936539467
qt monke <3

>>936539179
>>936539370
no I mean she looks like bd

>>936539478
Saw her in Twisters a few weeks ago and pretty much fell in love with her. I was pleasantly surprised to find she's already done full frontal.

>>936539679
and you probably look like ugly fat hairy motherfucker.

>>936539679
There is definitely something there, anon. I bet you look absolutely stunning in a wig and dress. Maybe a lil lipstick? Some heels?

>>936540000
Based quints

>>936540000
Given my own rules, everything you just typed must be true. I'm screeching into my phimosis cage right now.

>>936539827
nobody wants to imagine even imagining what you look like jacob

>>936539658
:3

>>936539694
gotta love when the new cutie has already done full frontal

Natalia Dyer next thread, tired of fatties

new
>>936540334
>>936540334
>>936540334

>>936540176
British, gorgeous face, nice tits, noticeable bush.... Yeah I'm in love