>Be me
>Browsing le chan and doing my usual shitposting during downtime at work
>See a thread on /b/ about how an anon would treat their bf
>God I wish that were me
>Decide to talk to them for a bit and they seem like a really cool person
>We start dming and she is the hottest girl I've ever seen
>Start flirting
>We have a lot in common like music taste, sense of humor, and lifestyle
>She is into a lot of the things I am
>She is a racist nazi white supremacist loli
>OhShitNigger
>She seems too perfect to be true like a federal agent trying to steal my vril
>Wants me to kill any nigger faggot that ever looks at her and breed her with my aryan genes
>TLDR I met the perfect girl on /b/
Nigger heil Hitler, anons don't understand I eat her pussy for dinner. Nigger heil Hitler.

I'm guessing you haven't proposed to her yet.

>>936539105
No I haven't, one usually dates for awhile before popping the question and jumping the gun on lifelong commitment, as rushing into things could be more harmful than not.

>>936538725 (OP)
Out of all of the stories that never happened, this one never happened the most.

>>936540042
Thank you for your doubt anony, we are laughing together at you rn.

>>936540103

>>936540150
Nah she loves my BWC. I wouldn't degrade myself to the level of bundling sticks. But someone is mad, have you considered coping, seething, and malding about it?

>>936540296
>I wouldn't degrade myself to the level of bundling sticks.
But you have though anon, you're a self admitted fascist and that word has the same Latin root as the word faggot.

>>936540343
>NOOOOOO U CANT HECCIN SUPPORT THE CONTINUATION OF THE CYCLE OF HUMAN GOVERNMENT VIA HEGELAN DIALECTICS!!! U FRICKIN FASCIST.
Are we speaking latin anon? What a bizarre way to conflate faggotry with fascism based on the root word.

anons are just jealous that they dont have bwcs and based opinions to attract cute loli nazis girls :3

>>936540522
Why are you shoving words in my mouth with that greentext fagscist anon?
I don't care which form of far left authoritarian you are, you can be a nazi or a commie to your fagscist hearts content for all I care.
>Are we speaking latin anon? What a bizarre way to conflate faggotry with fascism based on the root word.
Also, sure why not, let's speak Latin.
Then I can be even more anachronistic and out of place than your political ideology.

>>936540679
bro fell for 4chan bait and sounds like a fucking dweeb about it

>>936540765
If I'm wrong on something say it directly instead of alluding to it in a passive aggressive manner like that, you come across like a middle school mean girl when you do it that way.

>>936540881
dumdum i am a middle school mean girl!! my daddy lets me bully the ugly niggers at school as long as i keep showing him my loli holes!! :333

>>936540679
>
>Why are you shoving words in my mouth with that greentext fagscist anon?
Because I can
>I don't care which form of far left authoritarian you are,
Lul wut
>you can be a nazi or a commie to your fagscist hearts content for all I care.
That's why you're in my thread raging?
>I can be even more anachronistic and out of place than your political ideology.
Angels who dwell on earth fall not to the sins of man. It's not our fault the existing human made societal structures are inefficient, corrupt, controlled by foreign interest groups who created a false debt based economy and controlled inflation rates to make tax cattle slave states. I'm sure you love being a wagie, or do you even have a job since you're here rn?
>>936540765
I love you baby <3
>>936540881
Ayo nigger watch your mouth talking to my girl, reply to me instead

>>936540973
That is the most 43 year old fat male virgin post that I have ever seen.

>>936540974
>Ayo nigger watch your mouth talking to my girl, reply to me instead
You're so white that you make Wonder Bread look like rye.

>>936538725 (OP)
this is 4chan not sharty newfag

>>936541030
Thanks homie I see you hating, but we aren't out here caring.
>>936541001
Poor anony is so delulu he doesn't believe a girl could exist on /b/ and be within any proximity to him, so he projects that it's a fat catfish because that's all he ever gets LMAO!
>>936541082
How long you been here buddy? You think 4chan is your ally? You merely adopted the edge. I was born in it, molded by it.

>>936541176
>reddit, twitter and pinterest filenames
i deem you gay, retarded, and possibly underaged

>>936541176
>Poor anony is so delulu
You zesty mofo, keep your hands to yourself.
If you were a dandy in the late 1800's your nickname would be Daffy as a diminutive from Daffodil.

>>936541244
>He goes to those places so much he memorizes the filename structures
Oh no... Anon... I... Can you tell us where this image rel is from too?

>>936541363
nigger

>>936541363

>>936541275
I don't know what this means but I like your style anon! You're probably eluding to some sort of homosexual insinuation but I'd like to clarify that I was in your mother last night before you continue your implications. Just kidding I was with my girl, your momma too stanky and brown for this BWC.
>>936541414
I love you too anony
>>936541443
Image rel

>>936541520
>your momma too stanky and brown for this BWC.
Oh, so you're a wigger?

>>936541566
I am when it upsets faggots like you.

>>936541692
Why would that upset me anon?
I joined this thread to laugh at the nazi anons, you proving that white people can be just as black people through the way you act and speak just supports my reasons for laughing at the nazis.

>>936541784
be just as dumb as*
there you go, even I can be that dumb.

>>936541784
>I joined this thread to laugh at the nazi anons
What a fun life you lead. I suppose you think big government will hand over the means of production to the working class too? That's never gone horribly wrong

>>936538725 (OP)
>shitposting at work
Kill yourself

>>936541932
No anon, I am not the flip side to your retard coin, as I said earlier I don't subscribe to left wing authoritarian ideologies like communism and national socialism.

>>936541959
Are your jimmies perhaps a tad bit russled?
>>936542019
>I don't subscribe to left wing authoritarian ideologies like communism and national socialism
Good boy, maybe you have a modicum of intellect if you avoid ideological entrapment. Have you also considered that perhaps we aren't in WW2 and that maybe people are going out of their way to say divisive things on an anonymous mongolian basket weaving forum for ragebait?

>>936542400
>and that maybe people are going out of their way to say divisive things on an anonymous mongolian basket weaving forum for ragebait?
Sure I might have noticed that, I might even lean into said threads as their opposition in order to turn their rage bait back on them.

>>936542468
>I might even lean into said threads as their opposition in order to turn their rage bait back on them.
And how do you feel that is currently working out?

>>936542533
I feel like I've ended up in a pissing contest with a self impressed asshat that is way too serious to convincingly come across as the laughing troll he is pretending to be.

>>936542586
So you think you've got me pressed? Idk about that one anony I've had much more fierce convos than this one, sorry but we just aren't on the same level here. You piss in the pot, I piss in my girl's mouth.

>>936542783
>So you think you've got me pressed?
Nah, nor have I tried to press you, there would be no point in asserting myself to someone positioning themself as someone beneath me.
>Idk about that one anony I've had much more fierce convos than this one, sorry but we just aren't on the same level here.
My apologies for no matching your feminine aggression levels.
>You piss in the pot, I piss in my girl's mouth.
I piss in the toilet and you just talk shit.

>pretend to be a girl because faggot and attention whore
>almost catfish a retard to kill someone for me

>>936542872
>there would be no point in asserting myself to someone positioning themself as someone beneath me.
Quite the ego you got there buddy, you base that on the principle that we said we're nazis? What a grandiose concept of self aggrandization above a hated and demonized group, you must feel oh so very superior buying into your social conditioning.
>My apologies for no matching your feminine aggression levels.
I'm just kekking
>I piss in the toilet
That's what I said, and I piss in my girl's mouth.
>>936542989
Anony yee of little faith to think I'd fall for a larp

>>936543132
>Quite the ego you got there buddy, you base that on the principle that we said we're nazis?
No I base that on how hard you are trying to dominate me, you acting like that shows how insecure you are.
>What a grandiose concept of self aggrandization above a hated and demonized group, you must feel oh so very superior buying into your social conditioning.
Sure Karen, I'm talking shit to you because video games made me violent, it's not because you are being a bitch.
>I'm just kekking
Sure you seem super amused.
>That's what I said, and I piss in my girl's mouth.
That's gross.

>>936543132
>Anony yee of little faith to think I'd fall for a larp
meet "her" and report back how "her" meaty dick tasts

>>936543287
>No I base that on how hard you are trying to dominate me, you acting like that shows how insecure you are
You're right, I'm quaking. My ego is in tatters at how awesome you are and I'm not at all thinking about how you seem to think you have a much bigger impact than you do.
>Sure Karen, I'm talking shit to you because video games made me violent, it's not because you are being a bitch
I don't understand what argument you are trying to make here. Society tells you to hate nazis and you blindly waste time in pursuit of such, what's your motive?
>Sure you seem super amused
She and I are laughing a bit at you yes
>That's gross.
Wow ur liekk kink shaming in le 2025?!?!?
>>936543446
Obsessed

>>936543679
>Society tells you to hate nazis and you blindly waste time in pursuit of such, what's your motive?
Yo retard, I was done with the nazi shit ages ago, you're the one who keeps referring back to it. I have not been brain washed into hating nazis, I read up on them myself and realized how laughable they are and then I moved on.
They are a has been group of no current consequence, they are not a threat to anything or anyone, so when they show up here acting tough I laugh at them.
You made claims to ragebait, yet you seem offended on their behalf, so either you are them or you are Karening

>>936543871
>They are a has been group of no current consequence, they are not a threat to anything or anyone
I'm glad that you choose to waste your time being the opposition to a group of no consequence that are in no way a threat to anyone, instead of doing literally anything else. That must feel very fulfilling for you knowing all of the impact you are making on such a inconsequential "group" when at most we are just a couple laughing at how many free (You)s we are getting.
>You made claims to ragebait, yet you seem offended on their behalf
I'm so triggered rn bro, I am malding, you have intellectually bested me in every front, but what have you even really been arguing to begin with? You don't seem to be saying a whole lot imo. More than anything it seems like we are just having a cordial conversation at this point.

>>936544217
You're good at the talking forever part anon, but you haven't made me rage for real at any point, you're pretentious and self impressed but not in the right ways that induce rage, it's more like you are celebrating your win before your opponent has lost it.

>>936544338
>it's more like you are celebrating your win before your opponent has lost it.
Good read, like I said we are (You) farming. You might not be upset but other anons sure seem to have been. Do you have anything to say to us? Because we truly are talking about nothing at this point, it's okay if you aren't mad, that doesn't really upset me. I'm glad you are level headed and don't blow your fuse over something as small as a random 4chan thread full of obvious bait. You won the no tilt award! Why do you feel the need to reiterate such to us? Do you want a medal for it?

>>936544527
Just offering up constructive criticism, the way you play your hand is slightly off.

>>936544680
Duly noted, we'll consider it in our future trolling efforts. However I think that might be due to the fact that we already got a few successful ragebaits so I am complacent already.

>>936538725 (OP)
Being a new person on here, I had no idea how to message someone and make them understand my intent of my interest and my flirting, so I didn't