>be me

>25 yo virgin wizard apprentice, no gf, no simping, no fucks given

>embracing the monk arc, living my best NEET life

>tfw random thots lose their absolute shit over me being single

>not sympathy, not even roasting me like some /r9k/ reject, nah

>don’t even pretend to respect my sigma grindset when I explain

>one girl, literal unicorn, said it was based, but she’s built different, doesn’t count

>these chicks straight-up seething

>one’s shaking like she’s gonna summon a manager, fists balled, voice all fake-sweet but venomous

>“a-anon, you can’t live like this!”

>mfw what in the actual fuck

>why you so pressed, Stacy?

>you got Chad with six-figure stacks, some of you got Tyrone with 12-inch lore (your words, not mine)

>why you mald so hard over me?

>I’m basically an incel by your metrics, but you don’t dogpile them like this

>I’m just chilling, zero effort, you keep starting these convos

>why you life-coaching a random anon?

>what’s your endgame?

>tfw starting to suspect women are a hivemind

>some Zerg/Borg/Tyranid/Geth collective consciousness bullshit, like I’m in a Stellaris run

>stare into a girl’s eyes, it’s not one look, it’s a million normie glares

>feels like the entire female hivemind is doxxing my soul

>mfw this is lowkey terrifying

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>>936540846 (OP)
tl;dr OP thinks he's above everything and believes women are obsessing over him

okbro. whatever helps you sleep

>>936540846 (OP)
>be me
>45, divorced 6 years ago, kid's 22 now, doing fine on his own
>did the whole “normie arc”
>married my college sweetheart, house, career, the works
>watched it all burn down slowly like a wet log in a firepit
>mfw ex left “to find herself” with a yoga instructor named Brayden
>been single ever since
>no desire to get back on the meat market carousel
>all my married friends either whipped, miserable, or cheating
>decide to go monk mode by default, not even bitter about it
>just want peace, a quiet house, and time to enjoy sci-fi and whiskey
>people treat me like I have a terminal illness
>“you must be so lonely”
>tfw I'm chilling in silence with my cat and a decent single malt
>not lonely, just allergic to chaos
>women I meet, especially the mid-30s to 40s ones, are hot messes
>"you’ll change your mind when you meet the right one”
>no, Karen, I did meet the right one, she changed into someone else mid-patch
>even my grown son tried to set me up with one of his friend's moms
> love the kid, but what the hell
>“dad you can’t just be alone forever”
>watch me, son
>had one lady at a cookout full-on psychoanalyze me like she had a clipboard
>“you’re emotionally guarded and scared of intimacy”
>no Brenda, I’m emotionally tired, not stupid
>they can’t compute that I’m content
>see the same look in their eyes—confused, almost angry
>like I broke some invisible social contract
>their expressions get this weird static behind the eyes
>uncanny valley stuff, swear I saw three blink in sync like reptile people
>realize I’m not resisting connection, I’ve just seen the DLC and don’t want it
>they’re still grinding side quests for a man who won’t ghost them after 3 weeks
>I’m chilling post-game with all the endings unlocked
>tfw peace is apparently offensive now
>tfw being left alone is radical behavior
>tfw maybe I’ve ascended
>tfw maybe I’ve just had enough

>>936541791
LOBSTER TYPE SHIT FR

imma gonna copypaste this to my local board

Guys, i'm new on english boards, but i spent all my fucking life dwelling in my country's local boards.
Does this post have made right, or not? Should've i post it to the /r9k/ instead of /b/?
Where is better place to post and read greenstexts?

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>>936541791
I think it's just white girls entitlement tbh. I mostly hand around asians mainly fillipinos and they actually don't care. The girls know i'm single by choice they try to hit on me especially the under aged ones, but it's like what ever. Some white girls who are like over the age of 20 tend to get offended though. Especially if they are single and have kids. They are super rare where I work tho.
I know some chick (white) really used to get along with me and try to talk with me and meet me outside of work but i was like no, she ended up getting with another guy my age who was part time and an alcoholic got pissy at me and constantly complains about him slacking off not helping her pay her house off and doing chores and shit lmfao. Was she into me, I will never know as I never cared but it's an entertaining thought.
I'm actually only really into Asians anyway but plan on moving soon so I have only had casual relationships mostly casual sex if I can get away with it, with girls over the age of 18, preferably around 20 or so idk, but either way, I have been tempted a few times to get into a long term relationship but I like to have the opportunity to live alone.

Honestly If i do settle it's probs gonna be a fillipino though, Idk. I just get along better with them and honestly they fucking savage its kinda funny. Like idk, Just some girl who was 18 i was dating kept hating on fillipino guys hitting on her calling them pedophiles because they hitting on her but they were actually younger than me and when I pressed it. something along the lines of "It's fine if it's you though".

>>936544151
In my country you can find many asians too, but there is more exotic nations, u mb dont even know about them, but nwm. Some of them are not cute, but some of them look like korean idols.
idk why, but asian women likes me. I'm, tbh, not into asian girls, unfortunately.

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>>936540846 (OP)
honestly, the only based monks were the jap ones

>>936545608
Why?