Thread 936544962

Don't go clogging my throte!
>I couldn't if you don't slidd!
Well baby I want it creamy!
>Maybe he wants it steamy!!!

>>936544962 (OP)
Just a shriveled, mentally ill boomer who somehow thinks he's relevant. Boomers are completely out of step in the current era. He's like your grandfather who keeps repeating the same juvenile jokes constantly, an aggravating asshole.

>>936544962 (OP)
I am a worthless toilet slave

>>936545308
Grow up.

>>936544962 (OP)
Kill yourself

>>936545308
Get some maturity. +18 site, bud.

>>936545772
When will you, shiteater? 9 years for nothing, cretin. I laugh at your pathetic existence.

>>936545930
the next 9 years are going to be very difficult for you

>>936545930
Heres to 9 more years!!!

>>936544962 (OP)
Prrrrrrrrrrrrrt uYuhhhng! I just shit my pants so good. The sludge is sloshing between my as cheeks and dripping in chunks down my pant legs. The smell is atrociously pungeant. Uhhhn! Orgasmic.

>>936545308
U mad princess. You wanna banana?

>>936545930
Prrrrrrrrrrt! Uhn sug the shidd out my anus.

>>936545930
How's preschool E?

>>936544962 (OP)
How's mom's basement?

>>936546351
at least my mom is still alive

>>936546586
God I wish that were me

>>936546617
that can be arranged

>>936545944
I'll have outgrown this shit but you'll be in your mid-60s still repeating the same juvenile garbage in the event 4chan is still a thing. You really should off yourself, boomer. You're irrelevant.

>>936546351
Prrrrrrrrrt! Meds ready E!

>>936546719
and you'll still be coming here telling me to kill myself

>>936546719
Get clogged.

>>936545308
The only aggravating asshole around here is when I get aggravated that Andy's asshole isn't permanently attached to my lips.

>>936547131
Based.

>>936546793
i am so sorry i can't type the words but i have the pictures to describe it
someday i will be able to type it out for you

>>936547355
Here's some words E.
And they're true.

Feeling a bit bored today... anyone wanna brighten my day?

>>936544962 (OP)
It's a groovy time for a poopy time
So grab your throte, and grab his seat
But don't forget to slidd somethin' to eat
Delicious scat, a nutritious meat
You can't beat my shitlog for a special treat!
Sucking on my log is really neat!
Don't be like E
And don't be a schizo
Be a good neighbor and follow these rules
What are these rules?
Remember to keep your throte open at all times
Don't pull your log out unless you really need to
Indecent slidding is a Class 2 felony.

DON'T SLIDD, SWALLOW!
DON'T SLIDD, SWALLOW!
YOU CAME HERE, SLIDD IT!
DON'T LIKE IT? CLOGG OUT!
WE STILL HAVE ALL YOUR FUCKING THROTES!
Do not WHINE, SAGE, or BITCHN' CRY the LOGGER in front of you!
I am SLIDDING there, I am SHITTING everywhere at once,
and I will clog your throte!
If you schizo out here, I will slid your lips and tongue from your head with a...
...log of shit!
Do not explain the meme!
If you don't understand, then you should open your throte!
Your throte is now our toilet, and we will...
...clogg it with Taco Bell!
Do not brap your anus loudly!
Be considerate to loggers, or I will clogg your torso and give you a disease!
Did you bring your plunger?
Eustace don't watch this!
Take the Eustace outside,
Leave him in the streets!
Clog his throte after the show!
If I see you videotaping his logs,
Andy's warms will rain down your throat with hot braps
and dissolve your throtes and turn your guts into snakes!
Arrrrgh take meds E!
This is a clogged throte movie for Logs of Shit
If I find you've slidd it on Ebay, His shitlogs will break into your house and clog your throte in half!

>>936545930
His Board

His Rules.