Thread 936548733

Teslas have been ranked as the least stolen vehicle of 2024.

not many people like stealing useless crap

>>936548733 (OP)
.....kek?

aids ridden homeless named least to be raped

>>936548826
More like the car is unique looking and uncommon enough that it makes finding any thief as easy as possible.

>>936549131
They're also ugly as shit.

Logfag request. Do a bunch of your log memes but with the Tesla truck instead of shit like usual.

Nobody wants to be reminded that America is an ultra-capitalist dystopia.

Badass

>>936548733 (OP)
I would think that the market would be pretty low for them. It's very rare for someone to steal a car, and make it their daily driver. Pretty obvious. Cyber trucks stick out like a sore thumb. Most auto thefts result in the car being sent to a chop shop, stripped down, sold, and scrapped. Catalytic converters being the main high value item. There isn't a whole lot of salvage that you can get off of one. There's no exhaust, so there's no catalytic converter. Your average scrap yard isn't even going to know what to do with lithium. It's less a security issue, and more of an issue of worth and effort.

>>936548733 (OP)
>cameras
>authenticated start process
>the doors dont even open for you unless you're the owner.
>no parts to steal
>all the parts are serialized and won't work on other cars
>repair is impossible

Truck

>>936550591
>repair is impossible

Shop owner here, and yes. It's impossible to do much work on them. What I've found is that the repairs that you can do are so astronomically expensive that most people can't afford them. Once the vehicle warranty is up, it's a ticking time bomb. I gave a lady a quote to replace her Tesla battery, with the battery and labor the job was 21k. She got so mad she left and came back with her husband. The batteries are insanely expensive, and I have to pay two guys to do the work. There has to be a guy in full insulated gear standing by while another guy in full insulated gear does the work. We call it "shock watch". In addition to that, I've got to watch my overhead. There's a list of tools that auto manufacturers say you have to own to get their certification as a repair facility. The hybrid and electric tools and personal protection equipment are not cheap. It's not normally an issue. "Tools pay for themselves" used to be a valid statement. Pretty simple concept that buying the tool enables you to take the job, and complete it correctly, thus generating more money. I have not sold enough EV jobs to even come close to paying off the tools. I've been a mechanic for a long time, and I've never seen vehicles with a cost of ownership so high. They give Maybach and Maserati a run for their money, and are no where near as nice. EVs are wholly impractical for private ownership.

TL;DR: extremely high parts prices, complex and dangerous repairs, and a premium on labor. Impossible repairs.

>>936551780
You third party shitholes should be shut down anyways since progress is happening faster than you can keep up

>>936550397
That's why you just set it on fire stand back and laugh

>>936553257
Lolberts need to be punched like Nazis

>>936553257
>doesn't know what certified repair facility means
Maybe when you're old enough to drive you'll understand.

No infrastructure to sustain the vehicle in thief's country. Niggers steal more than bikes

>>936553985
Oh you're old all right Trumperboomer

>>936553985
Certificates are handed out like participation trophies if you can’t work on an ev

>>936554154
>niggers
seething

>>936554223
EVs, like most modern tech, are designed to make repair as difficult as possible. Just planned obsolescent trash made by Silicon Valley techbros who dont know shit about cars.

>>936554223
We do work on them, but it's all warranty work. I have yet to invoice a single customer pay work order.

>>936554406
You’ve never worked on a car if you believe that
>>936554443
Yeah because Tesla has a phenomenal warranty since their products seldom need repairs or replacements

>>936554223
* if you torch a Tesla

>>936554574
Is Musk paying you to shill for his shitty cars or are you doing it for free?

>>936554741
I’m just speaking fact

>>936554741
Wow your easy to sell,
I guess I could sell Tesla, would be easy they drive themselves no reason they shouldn't sell themselves.

>>936554574
The cool thing about that is they did no market sampling on regional application. They are prone to numerous electrical failures in hot and humid climates. Prolonged exposure to road temperatures in excess of 110 degrees causes more stress to the battery load, and results in dead cells. Which results in the battery having less voltage capacitance, and less amperage output. Not only do you no go as far, but it also takes more energy to get there.

>>936551780
>cybertruck warranties up
>when the car hasn't even been on production since 2022

Im sure they do. And I bet you do all kinds of repairs when there's no real aftermarket service that are licensed to even do the work, let alone having the parts. Meanwhile you claim this bullshit of replacing batteries and don't mention any work on the ecm. Cool story bro. I totally believe you.

>>936548733 (OP)
because nobody wants them

>>936555107
Yeah definitely unlike a gas car. Gas cars are famous for not burning more gas in hot or cold climates

>>936548826
last I heard car came with many cameras. Not sure if they are always active, or is it like a subscription

>>936555533
They’re always active

>>936555310
>miles aren't a thing
Why would I mention work on the ECM? I'm talking about high dollar jobs.

i wish i had a pair of big fat stupid tits in my face about now

>>936548733 (OP)
These tesla malinformatiom campaigns come from engagement farming contractors based in Asia. They are originally paid for by particular hedge funds that want to 'drive' the price of tesla stock down so they can buy more at lower prices. They aim at lowering sentiment for the stock by posting articles from shady websites that have 1 registered employee. They pose as publications, but they are just propaganda spouts specifically designed to make you hate tesla.

The more you know.

>>936555744
Don’t we all

A lot of dudes in here are trying for that mussy now that Donnie is done with him.

>>936556076
I always liked musk and the cybertruck. Fuck generic truck f1500

>>936548733 (OP)
>4hrs 40 posts
nobody is interested

>>936548733 (OP)
Cool! Great security engineering pay off!

>>936559607
>fail thread necro

>>936555533
> not sure if a car requires you to subscribe to operate it
now you understand why those abominations are pieces of shit that nobody even wants to steal.

>>936555836
>misinformation
>shit Tesla has to apologise or create warnings for
Right.
Cybertruck was ass from the start. Unless you think the Chinkbros weakened the window that got smashed during the reveal using their fried rice ESP.
Also, who fucking cares if assholes tank Tesla stock. It's not propping up the western economy.

>>936559949
>>936559632
>>936559607
pastebin


com/sY8wSvW8

>don't forget to thank me

>>936560001
>>936559949
>>936548733 (OP)
pastebin


com/sY8wSvW8

>don't forget to thank me

>>936559385
Interested in what

It’s me, kombuchans biggest fan

>>936560979
>30min necro

>>936561077
>actual hooker
>bribe me a lil
>bribe
what did he mean by this? btw its a dude

>>936561081
>>936561194
You’re a salty baby tonight, Shane

>>936548733 (OP)
No surprise there I keep hearing that Elmos woke new green deal cars are pieces of shit.

>>936561794
No hookers. Go to an escort website

>>936561892
I feel like at this point it’s my responsibility to explain a joke to you when someone makes one. Kombuchan was making a joke referencing someone in the thread saying Josh looks like he has to bribe kids to get into his van.

>>936562264
it's not really a joke considering who made it. If it was almost anyone else it would be but when a literal prostitute says to be bribed it's not a joke unless it's self deprecating and it's only self self deprecating if it is the line of business they partake in.

it's more funny to me because it's blatantly calling him a paypig which he is

I wish I wasn’t working right now. Shane, you’ll have to forgive me. Babysitting you is an undivided attention full time job so you’ll have to wait a bit unless someone else wants to chime in and help you understand socializing.

>>936562937
You mean transactions. I understand you're a simp or profiteer and i understand your demoralization attempts and they don't work evidently and backfire unless you have 0 self-awareness. You're getting smashed hard, right? Maybe you should stop?

shane houses illegal migrants in his asshole

>>936563176
Just hold on, buddy. Well, you’re an embarrassment to that name so I’ll just stick with friend. Just hold on, friend. I’ll help you when I can.

>>936563495
Ok pay more retard you don't realize you're getting fucked

>>936563559
No, I’m getting paid. I know you’re unfamiliar with how a job works because you’re on welfare but when you work and provide services, you get paid. Cash money, I know

Kombuchan

>>936563851
sucking dick

Has Shane been found yet, I heard he was abducted by some niggers in Chi and was being sodomized due to being a woman beating pedo.
Also, I miss picrel

>>936565664
Shut up Shane

>>936565664
remind me about delastelle

i mean you talk to that homeless faggot investigated by feds anthony

I have deep dive injuries from Nuri pegging me

>>936565961
lol real

How many stomach and intestinal ulcers can you have before it all goes to shit?

Mods please ban these spamming faggots

I had nausea all day yesterday. I was going to vomit but I held it down and just shitted on and off for hours. I think I've gotten 85% of the toxic shit out of my body now. I'm feeling one last shit coming on. Cold sweats.

It's so insulting and evil

How can I be a better ally this pride month?

With kali/Ganesha disguised as an look at me.

Bitch couch

I've never hung out with anyone and been respected. I'm not okay with it. I'm angry as fuck and my life is over. Fuck everyone who ever disrespected me.

>>936565872
not shane you implying niggerfaggot
>>936565905
>delastelle
dafuq is that?

>>936566610
Bob didn’t have an iPhone

I've never been respected.

>>936566610
your grooming friend i can pull it up

>>936566704
he doesn't

>>936550591
How dare you come here with facts and logic!

I'm going to die having never been respected or laid

>>936566704
>>936566782
ah, but I do, an old 6s+ I used years ago lol. only crapple product I ever owned.
>>936566749
tf you talking bout willis?

>>936567712
Too poor to buy a new one?

>>936568089
hardly considering i have split ownership of two companies. fuck crapple and fuck snasmug overpriced shit loaded with bloatware bullshit. im a motorola and sonim chad till the day I die.

>>936568089
how much extra p/month do you pay for your phone since you can't afford to purchase it outright, unlocked and without a contract faggot? kek

>>936568519
Hit a sore spot, I see. Let the insecurity flow through you

>>936548733 (OP)
>least stolen
Niggetrics huh?

I made my money, now I'm making my exit. I'm going to withhold everything from everyone as much as I can. I wouldn't piss on fire to put you out.

>>936568612
there is no exit
you don't know this because you are not actually wealthy

>>936568713
Yes there is. You can stop caring about people and order or sign up for most things online.

>>936568563
you imply and deflect so much everytime. how's it feel to have a carrier locked phone you can't do whatever you should be entitled to do?
no, seriously. anybody that can't afford a new and completely unlocked phone is a poorfag.

>>936569062
you're creepy. how old are you

Shane is a pedophile and wants to marry 15 year olds.

>>936569573
1. idgaf about your opinion
2. what importance is it of yours?

>>936570033
what are those, fancy vibrators?

>>936570033
You're an old pedophile loser who has no friends his own age

>>936570131
Dilators for my underage trans friends according to >>936571121

>>936570033
Hi Bob. We found out Shane admitted to being a pedo

>>936571413
no part of that says anything but im about to link bobs old acquaintance del with the red and his namefagotry saying "wouldn't you like to know in respect" are you ready?

see if im lying it will happen in about 15min im just smoking enjoying my night

>>936571413
not surprised
>>936571516
go for it, because i have no idea what a del is.
in the meantime, I don't have a verifiable criminal record like you shane. do I need to post the criminal charges screenshot directly from the courts website again?

>>936548733 (OP)
nobody wants this stupid piece of shit

Because even niggers have standards.

>>936571844
You're born on january 6th 1976

>>936548826
Fpbp

>>936548733 (OP)
Teslas are stolen a lot and have been since Elon took over, its not that they are the least stolen its that most stolen cars are stolen in broad daylight

>>936555576
uh, no they are not always active. you obviously don't own one or you didn't read the fucking manual. they are only on if sentry mode is enabled, and its off by default because it uses more battery than you'd think necessary, the only time they come on by default is if you're driving, and they don't get stolen while they are moving.

>>936550397
you speak out of your ass. there is tons of valuable items, jesus. the motors, the display, the seats, the wheels, all can be sold with little risk of being caught. also chop shops don't chop them down for parts, they change the ViN, swap parts with other cars of same make/model, and build a car that can be sold and registered at a fraction of retail price.

>>936575244
Chip chop ham?

>>936572444
kind of close, but no. chkd

>>936571516
Explain to me how you saying you’d marry a 15 year old isn’t pedophilic

>>936575873
nta, but he's clearly a mudslime. ask his prophet mohammed

>>936575873
not even sure if it's about that.

>>936576236
How is it not

>>936576384
All men throughout all time have wanted 15 year olds

>>936576471
Then I guess I’m the first that doesn’t want a 15 year old. Neat

I’m Josh

Josh?

>>936576660
Something is wrong with you. You're sick. With dishonesty.

>>936576660
Maybe you're wise enough to not want a modern 15 year old, but if you found one with a personality you liked you want to start a family with it. Don't lie.

>>936578215
It’s clear you’ve never spoken with a 15 year old. Give me a 25 year old with an identity over a fucking adolescent any day.

Shane reminds me of DJ Spit only if DJ Spit was a pedo

Shane reminds me of Florida joker if Florida joker was a pedo

Shane is like a pedo if a pedo was a pedo

>>936578627
You'd even fuck 14, 13, 12

Because nobody wants them

>>936577220
Same

>>936583354
I do

It’s a badass truck

>>936590845
Yes

>>936592132
not a truck

>>936590845
Saying this is a "truck" is like saying a trans "woman" is actually a woman.

elon musk is jewish and the cybertruck was his project so it is a jewish vehicle

>>936548733 (OP)
It's like stealing a rotten banana, why the fuck would you do it

>>936592298
It is a truck

>>936594061
I've never stolen one

>>936593949
Who’s that

>I don’t have to edit pics
Why are retarded Jews so hypocritical

>>936593594
AHHH
Not me solar plexus

>>936598066
it's not edited there's no object replacement or addition and is just text. it was better than adding the same comment all the time. he is a racist but pandering to interracial fetishizing which is what Jewish owned porn business do to make money quickly. They sell white dignity

he sold his wife's dignity

>>936598306
It’s lying text. I don’t think tesla hates niggers if they’re both liberal. Also fuck dignity, she literally spread her pussy on camera for us, I don’t think she’s the type to go to balls

>>936548733 (OP)
you say that as if it would be a good thing.

>>936599123
he is racist if nigger is an insult he uses. if the term nigger is demeaning then you're racist as it was a racial classification before as nigger or negroid and didn't mean anything else besides you addressing a person by race. when you use it to be insulting you are a racist because you're attributing the racial stereotype to the racial classification

>>936599258
It means it’s the least stolen vehicle. No one can steal them

>>936599482
So you hate him because he’s racist? Literally go cry more about it, fucking snowflake

>>936599523
no because he prances around like a uber racist but will pander to what he deems inferior for profit. stereotypical jewish behavior

>>936548733 (OP)
Why would you want to steal a car prone to spontaneous combustion?

>>936599599
How many conversations have you had with this guy? I thought he didn’t even frequent these threads

>>936599752
yea he's the one always getting assblasted over his wife. he's trying to make a business off simps on 4chan selling pictures of his wife that's why they fight so hard for these threads. it's a prostitution thread

>>936548733 (OP)
no one wants to be seen in or arrested for stealing such an ugly car , i bet the junkyards are getting plenty of them ,

>>936592431
just call it an ugly pos

>>936599865
This is my thread. I am the one that makes Josh threads. Always have.

>>936599523
I can attest that he is the least racist person I know. He only says the n word once a week, maximum.

>>936599865
Also no, it's some combination of like 3-4 people usually lol

>>936565961
this pic is proff that there is more than one way to be stupid, i see three without enlarging it

>>936600056
there's no level of racism you either are or aren't
yes people who are trying to sell nudes and their simps

>>936600116
>there's no level of racism you either are or aren't
I strongly disagree.

>yes people who are trying to sell nudes and their simps
Nah, it's people who like arguing with you all the time for some reason

>>936548733 (OP)
>>936548826
>>936548868
>>936548883
>>936549236
dont expect to ever see this garbage on a race track ever

>>936600198
well you're wrong
because they want to sell nudes and onlyfans subs.

>>936548733 (OP)

That's because they've all been torched.

if i show the black dildo pandering they lose a significant percentage of possible profit from people that find that disgusting which they don't like and if i show the cutting picture different people still same end and if i shatter the illusion of genuine relationship they lose simps who would rather try it with a twitch thot or someone better looking without the drama.

>>936600248
Yes, you, the individual who doesn't interact with these people beyond trying to bait each other, knows more about the motives of the server folk than someone who does...

Sometimes I get the appeal lol

>>936600487
it's simple thats what they want if they just wanted to blend in they wouldn't have a server and they wouldn't make dog whistle filenames for simps to find

Shane doesn’t like people picking on his nigger boyfriends

It's a private server to be fair. We usually talk about like pokemon or books or whatever.

Sometimes baking, but only when it gets really wild...

>>936600786
Well if you have a server stop making threads and shill on /soc/

>>936600922
We tried, but /soc/ is gay as fuck bro.

You know how it is, you've been there

>>936601078
No i haven't and it only sucks to you because your server blows massive dick

>>936601140
>it only sucks to you because your server blows massive dick
Bruh, tell me you're not defending the socials board right now lol

>>936601261
im not but saying you can't compete with the other servers so it sucks to you. you're advertised as an egirl/prostitute hangout server and egirls haven't been a thing since 2017 and is just endless fighting also they're cancer.

>>936601380
Nah, it looks like you implied you think /soc/ is good bud

>>936601469
you are /soc/ you are trying to advertise an egirl/prostitute/simp server you are cancer

It's whatever though. Cheers /b/, happy 4th and stuff

the only reason /soc/ got made is because the catalog was filled with meetup servers or nudes from[place]

Fuck man

>say nigger
>shane loses his mind

>>936602257
>say nigger
>pander to niggers
there's jewish porn that has them calling them niggers and even titles it's fetishizing also tou have to remember these posters came from the blacked threads that's where they hung out before

they were in blacked, log threads and tranny threads

>mention shane losing his mind at the sight of the word nigger
>shane talks about black dicks and stuff for some reason

fucking cancer the worst cancer

joe biden dick root and inner ass bone cancer that's slowly rotting him from the inside out.

nigger nigger nigger.

>>936602680
>>936602257
Literally

>>936602679
proof?

>>936604309
1 and the rest are from bnwo threads and the tranny threads hes in tranny threads btw

>>936602840
well, they're also not as desirable as other brands.

>>936604429
This literally proves nothing

>>936548733 (OP)
>why don't criminals steal something that is loaded with cameras, can be shut off remotely and is easily located via GPS?

>>936605009
Wow congrats you actually got the fucking point

>>936605079
that's a point for retards
real criminals want a car they can part out
you goofy ass muskfags

>>936563001
This makes me angry

Shane hates it when niggers drive cybertrucks

I'm joining ICE and im going to go around the west coast deporting anyone that looks even remotely brown

I’m deporting Shane

They are kinda cool looking, it's a shame that they will all be scrap in 7-10 years. Maybe converters will pick them up for the hell of it.

>>936606729
Doing God's work.

Shane looks like a ghoul from fallout

so Elon made an anti-nigger car?

NEW COMPACT TESLA SPOTTED

>>936609350
Shut up

>>936610666
Beautiful art as always

>>936610666
Mods Why aren't these posts considered posting personal information?

>>936611040
I get them banned occasionally. he's gay having over 100 pictures of another guy

he's a fucking cuck paying for friends lol he's a fucking joke

>>936611040
>actually crying unfair

Alright from this day forth, I shan’t ever insult a disgusting filthy porch monkey nigger ever again. Out of respect for Shane and his many black boyfriends. I will however make fun of him for being a pedo still.

>>936611384
No please talk shit about niggers but don't try to think you're a white supremacist you're more like a racist jew because yknow you do the interracial shit but you're still racist
basically you're also a nigger

>>936553257
Just fucking deport yourself already.

Scratch that you're muslim

When you put on the kufi and move forward all your past is absolved but you can still be a piece of shit to anyone who isn't muslim

yea you're a sand nigger

>>936611566
What a rollercoaster of a thing to say. Did you forget your meds, moshi?

>>936611599
I completely forgot that was this thread lol

>>936563495
Acquaintance, for friends look up the story of Damon and Pythias. Oikos are the family you choose. A friend should be equal to a brother.

Nuri's parents are dead

https://youtu.be/plqu7wLhBeo?si=Zw5em48WBg8nG6vP

>>936575873
Because pedophiles are interested in prepubescents. Fifteen is well past pubescence. They have a whole different word for it.

lil dude with big pedo tude

>>936611183
it's 150 now, and I'm not gay. and you've never gotten me banned you don't have that power.

>>936613537
that's pretty gay and if you admitted you would have been

>>936613597
i would have been what

>>936548733 (OP)
>Teslas have been ranked as the least stolen vehicle of 2024

That's because they're shitty, ugly vehicles, with a shitty, ugly CEO, who is a shitty, ugly excuse for a human being.

>>936553257
>You third party shitholes should be shut down anyways since progress is happening faster than you can keep up.

You are obviously a rebel without a clue. You obviously are criticizing something you know absolutely nothing about.

Is that why you're living in your parents' basement; because you can't keep up?

News flash, dimwit: Just because you can't keep up doesn't mean that other people can't.

Unfriendly reminder to all the pedos in here

>>936613985
As long as we exclude the hellcat Americans, they’re free to do whatever cuz they wuz kangs according to Shanelette

>>936548733 (OP)
Dumb people buy Teslas and they get mugged and have their Tesla stolen.

>>936615470
You can’t steal a Tesla

>>936613962
Medusa had wings?

>>936615652
sometimes, gorgons had wings a lot of the time but medusa isn't depicted with them often

Access to me and my thoughts is not something that everyone deserves

Mama Rodent loved choking on big big nignogs and that’s why Shane defends them with every fiber of his being

Looking for someone who knows how to spoil me.

the bot is posting full on blue women now

>>936615996
It’s so over

Built for bbc. Big blue cock.

Skibidi

>>936549236
>Tesla truck instead of shit
What's the difference?

Gotta go into monk mode

this is the gayest thread and it's gone on what for days now lol

Nigger shampoo

>>936619657
We are a gay cult for Shane. We worship him through negativity

>>936548733 (OP)
not surprised, the hell do you do with it once its stolen? parts only work on that model of tesla so parting it out makes no sense and selling it makes you a target considering its a nice vehicle, not to mention it looks like shit and has electronic systems that can only be fixed by tesla so they will know if its yours or not. It's such a shit car no one even wants to steal it.

>>936559949
Yeah this is a justification for absolutely retarded people. Everyone was afraid that Tesla would nickel and dime everyone with subscriptions just to run their car. The hilarious part is the opposite is true. ALL OTHER car manufacturers are attempting to nickel and dime for absolutely retarded shit.

Let's just take a very short look at the reality:
Tesla's possible subscription services:
FSD
Cellular connectivity
uhh.... that's it, and one of those can be bought out upfront forever (for that vehicle). Neither of which are required to drive the car (you can still get updates via wifi, even google map-powered navigation can be done offline)

BMW:
remote start
seat warmers (seriously)
parking assist
drive recorder (this can be yearly or lifetime though)
navigation (connecteddrive)
High Beam Assist
This is just a few of them.
BMW's heated seats alone cost more than cellular connectivity from Tesla, yes, all the above are SEPARATE charges, or you can get one big lump package which costs a fucking shit ton.

Even non-luxury brands are doing this now.

GM:
For a while they were making OnStar a MANDATORY subscription, but as of this year they split it into OnStar basic vs premium, which they give basic for free... for a while anyway.

Toyota and Suburu for instance have subscriptions for remote start.

Tesla is by far the least problematic of this trend. They have kept their subscription the same since 2012, and the price hasn't even increased (yet the feature has increased: went from 3G to 4G to 5G, still the same price), and it's still not mandatory.

>>936548733 (OP)
It's pretty stupid to try to steal a car in which the owner can just look at an app and tell police exactly where it is, all the while the owner can do annoying shit like continuously turn on the car alarm.
And that's IF the car thieves have the knowledge of how to steal one. Yes, you can clone a key wirelessly pretty easily, but how many thieves know how to do this? Oh wait, it's also super easy to safeguard the car anyway with a lock code.
I suppose you COULD disable GPS and cellular connectivity... if you knew how and had tools on hand and a lot of time. You'd have to take apart the dash and get to the MCU. Good luck with that.
So is it possible to steal a Tesla? Absolutely. Is it even remotely easy or worth their time? No.

>>936549131
The model Y was the most selling car worldwide for several years straight, only down to #2 this year due to production stoppage for retooling for the ugly ass upgrade. That is the exact opposite of unique looking. OP posted a cybertruck and everyone lost their ability to think. TESLAS have been ranked the least stolen vehicle of 2024. Not Cybertrucks. TESLAS. They barely make any cybertrucks. It's over 90% Model Ys and 3s.

>>936620900
it rusts in the sun

>>936620081
>its a nice vehicle
>it's such a shit car
You're bouncing between cope/seethe and admiration so fast you're giving yourself whiplash.

>>936621043
because it's the same person arguing for and against it to keep the thread up and they messed up

Teslas whole model is based around their proprietary batteries, their original model was pretty cool but branching out their cars look dumb as shit, the sedan is fine, their suv looks retarded, the truck is the worst of them surprise no one wants to steal them, who even wants one? like legit actually wants a truck that looks like total ass?

>>936555911
watching this pissed me off, stop fucking around with it bitch just take it off or leave it on what are you doing

>>936581121
damn that shit is fuckin old

I don’t drink
I don’t cuss
I want to ride at the front of the bus

>>936622154
You must accept the tease lest you be consumed by it

Who's volunteering to be my little secret tonight?

coombot 5000 saved the thread

>>936626986
Good boy

>>936551780
>>936550591
>>936548733 (OP)
Finally, a redpill on Teslas. I wish this shit went viral on Facebook instead of retarded tumblr reposts.

Think you can keep up with someone as fiery as me?

>>936548733 (OP)
Are you fucking stupid? A retard? A dumb nigger or some Jew faggot?

it's independence day. all red coats are required to line up and drop trou so we can spank your asses again

I'm taking a 4th of July poop

What

>>936548733 (OP)
i'm thinking of buying one next pay check, i'm curious what your opinions of the ice are.

I'm taking a 4th of July poop

>>936635052
Don’t buy one, lease one

My penis popped off today.

>>936637533
you shouldn't have pulled so hard on it

>>936637609
Never. Tug the pudd for independence

>>936637533
did u use the right glue

>>936637732
I spat on that thang

>>936638207
I'm calling ice

>>936638270
moo deng is good friends with trump, she predicted the election correctly and then got canceled.

>>936637840
how many people could you give the key to your tesla and have them steal it?


you could also get an acura or a lexus, as those have the highest rankings of vehicle thefts this year

>>936638332
chinese propaganda

Is it really true that Ann Margaret will not be attending. I WROTE THE BOOK JIGGLE THEM SCISSORS. where it stops in cord or headphones I don’t even know.

>>936638342
elon is the enemy of trump he said he raped kids with epstein. if you back tedla you are an enemy of america

>>936638431
it's sad how she's insane now. the light in her eye is completely gone replaced by an MKultra meat puppet that eerily stares into the camera dancing around with knives like she's taunting her programmers with suicide. If I had a time machine I would save her. I would save everyone.

>>936568536
Don't EVER fucking post this again.

>>936638788
that was 2 days ago i forgot i even did that. I'm sorry.

>>936570131
Can someone use AI to turn the black man into Osama and the fighter into a passenger jet? Thanks.

Hawk tuah moo deng on that thing

>>936639165
Clog pooah, and shit on that thang! Ya feel me?

>>936639850
I mean, at least you tried?

>>936620737
>Yes, Tesla forces you to pay a subscription to operate the car you spent 30-80k on, and yes, they were the first to do it at this scale, but that's okay because other people are bad too!
Don't you have a government to ruin, Elon?

>>936640223
What subscription is forced?

>>936548733 (OP)
They're too busy vandelizing them to steal them.

>>936643617
Damn I was gonna do it