>You're gonna need a nigger boat

>>936564780 (OP)
>implying nigger means bigger and better
based

>>936564780 (OP)
I am surprised I found a picture of one on a boat

Why can't blacks swim

>>936564783
You ever see a liquor store with a moat?

>>936564780 (OP)
Cringe
>>936564782
Dey hea

>>936564781
i guess thats the american way of interpreting it

>>936564780 (OP)

no matter what /tv/ says JAWS is *not* over rated. You have to imagine watching it for the 1st time without knowing the ending. Everything about the movie is perfect from mysterious quint and every man brody to the music score to the robot like behavior of the fake shark.

>>936564783
limited access to pools in their youth

>>936564780 (OP)
white smugglers operating in the Mediterranean sea talk like this

what's wrong with the boat we got?

>>936564783
Fatherlessness

>>936564788
If even that and I still say no way. On top of that you need professional swimming lessons in my opinion. At the risk of splitting hairs. Yes, no pools etc absolutely.

>>936564788
Statistically not the case, at all. The leading cause of lack of swimming ability is lack of a father.

>>936564780 (OP)

>I'm gonna need a bigger dreidel

>>936564783

Poor people can't afford swimming lessons.

>>936564792
>>936564795
>lessons
just float bro

>>936564782
She cute!

>>936564783
pools and beaches used to be whites only

We need some big big FUCKING GUNS

>>936564781
jew porn producer propaganda interpretation

>>936564780 (OP)
Me when I hook your mom on my hook while Im day drinking on a tuesday at a sleazy bar.

>>936564799
based dirkin

>>936564782
I guarantee they took the keys out.

>>936564786
I’m from Europe.

>>936564783
It vexes them.

>>936564802
>What's so great about Dick Durkin?

>>936564780 (OP)
Idiocracy really is a documentary. Seeing this thread pop up is like that scene where they time-lapse the fuddruckers sign to buttfuckers only slowly with op's retard posts getting worse over time. On the other hand ouch my balls is a better show than anything in the last decade.

>>936564780 (OP)
Time you acted like Jaws?

>>936564805
They become stupefied in the presence of a body of water.

>>936564808
I bit my brothers arm in the bathtub once.

>>936564787
- /tv/ doesn't think jaws is overrated
- you don't have to watch it the first time to enjoy it, it's very well written, acted and directed

>>936564780 (OP)
Are sharks allergic to niggers?

>>936564812
No he was just concerned with the lack of diversity on the boat

>>936564795
When I was 5 my aunt (basically big sister though) said alright you're ready to learn to swim and tossed me into the water

>>936564788
Completely unfounded nonsense to excuse the inherent idiocy of subhumans.

>>936564816
I had access to pools but ironically Jaws gave me a fear of sharks. I would always imagine the bastards following me, biting my legs and pulling me down under water

>>936564782
Well obviously she's on a boat, she can't swim

>>936564783
Sports bone. The same extra bone in their foot that makes them god's gift to putting things in baskets (balls, cotton) also makes swimming impossible. You can either dunk or not get sunk.

>>936564788
Just need mo pools for dem programs

>>936564815

*Picture of the USS Gerald R Ford suspended on cinder blocks*

>>936564780 (OP)
Seems oddly specific but here she is.

>>936564795
kek i work at a hotel with a pool and twice a week we have free swimming lessons for children and you see all kinds of races come in with their chidgren

>>936564814
thats how my dad got my older sister to learn to swim, never did it to me and flash forward 30 years and I am an absolutely terrible swimmer that sinks after 15 seconds. I didn't mind my inability but seeing my dad get wasted and basically tell me he failed me because I can't even swim was pretty heavy

>>936564822
Made for BBC

>>936564783
Hippos. In Africa you can’t get in water more than waist deep without being killed by a hippo so their ancestors never learned to swim. Hippos also attack anyone they hear building a wheel.

>>936564824
You're just over thinking it. You ever ride a bicycle? Just do that & make yourself flat for more surface area. Doggy paddling ain't even bad.

I have taught people to swim before. Get them to where they can float on their back at will. Once they can do that they pretty much master dog paddling all on there own once they have control of the saftey net of being able to float. Takes 10 min

>>936564808
I've chewed on whippets and sunk a boat

>>936564781
leftoid don’t bring their sexual obsession with niggers in every thread challenge: impossible

>>936564830
No one said anything about their massive cocks.

>>936564822
>BARRICADO
did English seriously not have a word for barricade yet at that point? It's such an obvious defensive structure.

>>936564827
part of it is deathly fear, I'm a great bicyclist though ironically my neighbor got me to learn that. I've never been able to float, whether treading water or floating on my back, my body seems to be the opposite of buoyant. Everytime I've ever swam I could go maybe 10 feet and then if I wasn't touching the ground after that I enter panic mode

>>936564833
Classic case of little bitch lungs. Many such cases.

>>936564833
fill your lungs with air and hold it. You will float. Lie on your back and let out air until you just start to sink and draw in air from there. Then, breathe normally. Congratulations! You are now white.

>>936564780 (OP)
>spielberg
>berg
Could it be??

>>936564826
>Hippos also attack anyone they hear building a wheel
true, also i hear they savage anyone even attempting to begin developing a written language

>>936564825
Rhodochiton atrosanguineus is a herbaceous perennial vine[2] native to Mexico. It has been cultivated as an ornamental plant since at least 1836.[3]
Rhodochiton atrosanguineus has been known colloquially in the UK as the "black man's willy"

>>936564826
Do they not what them to advance? Where Hippos planted there as a bio weapon by extra terrestial Jews

>>936564839
In English, ESL Doc?

>>936564840
>Do they not want them to advance? Were Hippos planted there as a bio weapon by extra terrestial Jews?

>>936564831
you’ve never fooled anyone

>>936564780 (OP)
To stop the Great White Supremacist menace?

>>936564836
maybe he's just swedish?

>>936564824
Nice blog

>>936564787
>what if a shark but bigger than usual wanted to eat you
wow amazing

>>936564826
This little hippo fuck is always trying to murder people.
He's a bad apple and they they should put him out of his misery before he gets big enough to finish the job.

>>936564809
what did she mean by this

>>936564780 (OP)
>WHOOooOOAAaa HE move away from camera FAST
>sharkie BIIGGGGGGGG
Fuck the 70s

>>936564780 (OP)
It was a running joke while filming because they kept having logistics issues.
>youre gonna need a bigger van
>youre gonna need s bigger scaffold
>youre gonna need a bigger camera
So he just ad-libed it while filming as a continuation of this running joke and it fit so beautifully they kept it.

>>936564850
You sound pretty mad, friend.