>>936568819 (OP)1. Pay software companies to bundle Safari, Bonjour, iTunes, iTunes Helper, Quicktime, Quicktime Updater, Mobile Device Sync, and other shitty unnecessary bloatware into things such as Java and Flash updates for Windows.
2. Make all of these programs/add-ons startup services in Windows. This causes frustration among retarded PC users who cannot figure out why their computer is running like crap.
3. Fucktard PC user hears from his friend, "zomg macs are like teh shit. they nevar get viruses or have any problems"
4. Said fucktard goes to the Mac store and pays for an insanely overpriced Mac.
5. Make products look fancy to brainwash you into buying an over priced device in reality you are really paying for art.
6. PROFIT!!!!!