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>>936573831 (OP)

>>936573831 (OP)

>>936573831 (OP)

YLYL

>>936573831 (OP)
How's it hate speech? You got derangement mate

>>936574604
>t. a retard

>>936574707
NoU. Nigger

bro why u niggas shitting this thread up with /pol/ chud shit

Post ACTUAL FUNNY

>>936574552

>>936573831 (OP)
God you're one fucking obsessed retard lol

>>936575637
Watching OP get unhinged is the closest thing you're going to get

>>936574592
Clearly the 12 year old forced herself on him.

>>936576532

>>936576518
tee-hee

>>936573896
>>936573831 (OP)
You'd have to be this stupid it's not funny.

>>936573896
https://www.edramatica.com/Offended

>>936573831 (OP)
Based off /pol/ and pissing off /lgbt/

>>936578888
Wanna BAAAAW you never got quads? Click here:

https://www.edramatica.com/Offended

>>936578868
https://edramatica.com/Apple
And
https://stallman.org/Apple

>>936578868
https://www.stallman.org/apple.html

>>936576544

Uri Cohen himself

>>936578990
>https://www.edramatica.com/Offended
Boy, they've added quite a bit to it since back in the day.

>>936573831 (OP)

>>936573831 (OP)
Pic related.

>>936578950
Luz is bisexual.

>>936581568
So is Amity.

>>936573831 (OP)
>yet another /pol/ bitchcrying thread

Let's go baby!!!!

>>936581568
>>936581621
Truth

>>936574592
Now do Canada with the 40 illegals that commit 40% of the violent crime

>>936573831 (OP)
Using L337$P34|< to convince bloated corporations that piracy could be prevented (LOL) the DRM manufacturers sold them this crap and joined in the mass public gangbang of the entertainment industry whose products should be legally free anyway. Smarter Jews within the media conglomerates realise that this is a pointless endevour, however they think that overzealously protecting their output will encourage the myth that it has some value. In actuality, all modern music/films/games are worthless shit and probably either plagiarized or a remake of something that was released less than five years ago.

>>936573831 (OP)
Steve Jobs has said that Apple is against DRM, but this is complete and total bullshit, because everyone who isn't retarded knows that DRM will help Apple sell millions of iPods even though today they are only associated with oldfags. If you haven't put this together yourself then allow me to do it for you. DRM means that once a consumer purchases music off iTunes, he (we omit the she because women are supposed to be in the kitchen making dinner while the men are out fucking with hot chicks who are totally asking for it) will only be able to listen to that music on his iPod and in iTunes. OH SHIT, MY IPOD BROKE -- Ha. Good luck with that. Guess what? You fucked yourself. That's right. That Dragonforce that you purchased on iTunes only works on iTunes. The latest iPod looks gay so you decide you want a Zune. After plugging it in you try to put the music you purchased on iTunes onto your Zune. You get so angry you have sex with a couple of the goats that you keep in your mom's basement, punch out your parole officer and cut your dick off in a morphine-induced rampage. As a result of the protection, you have to buy another iPod to listen to your over 9,000 dollars worth of music. Apple argues that it doesn't sell DRM-free music because of the record companies. However, this is a lie because all the same music can be bought without DRM on Amazon MP3.

Although, even though it still sucks, if you burn your music onto CDs, you can re-upload the music for other formats. (Don't tell anyone I told you this. It's a secret. SHHHH!!!!!!!!!)

THUS: APPLE MAKES MONEY OFF YOUR STUPIDITY.

>>936576122
You fuckers, until now I actually thought that’s what their arses looked like

>>936583762
its funny bc semen smells like bleach

>>936581522
imagine thinking we "got rid of god"

>>936585700
visit a doctor immediately

>>936585781
I am a doctor

>>936576544
Perfect template for literally every unforgivable thing they choose to do

>>936585398
Her ass is still terrible

>>936585586
brutal, but true
>>936585781
Bets on this account being a troon?

>>936583774
I don’t get it

>>936583787
I don’t get it

>>936586058
John’s tho. 7.5/10 would eat

>>936583896
I don’t get it

>>936585069
Fucking retarded.

>>936585830
Doctor: heal thyself

>>936585743
>God is dead and we killed him...because I said so!!

>>936587146
it's pretty good

>>936573831 (OP)
>YLYL thread enjoyer
>polslop out the gate
>namefagging
you deserve what you tolerate

>>936587362
You can't kill something that never existed in the first place.

>>936573903
IL;IL

>>936582717
Beehives are a matriarchy/gynocracy and they murder/exile all the males every winter to preserve resources for the Queen and her larvae.

>>936573831 (OP)
>could be
Nah, that's propaganda right there

>>936574592
While this is still appalling, a given for accuracy compels me to note that Soaimi's ridiculously low sentence, for guys participating in the violation of a 12 year old and a 13 year old by a grooming gang, was partly a result of his being 15 at the time of the crime, with an additional factor being that the court saw him as a follower and imitator of the others. The three adult perpetrators got (still appallingly low) sentences of 5.5, 13, and 18 years prison time.

>>936582717
Fuck I'm so high I kept reading this as "well-ordered homo homes" kek

>>936582717
>>936594729
Like all the worker bees are gay and they serve their queen you know because they're also queens with well-ordered homo homes.

>>936585398
Miss Yoko Ono as a nigger is better

>>936585700
BRUH every time I say this people look at me like I'm crazy but it fucking does smell like BLEACH

>>936585588
Can I see the original image

>>936585781
>>936586410
Can confirm this is definitely troon brain because we have a cognitive dissonance of hating women but also being jealous of women so we choose to idealize the worst expects of them i.e. being a dumb bimbo/dumb whore.

>>936580267
lost, thank you for posting

>>936597398
You're welcome!

>>936597374
>we
hey man not trying to start any shit here but please try to take care of yourself. You are not and cannot be a woman. You can be a gay little weirdo all you want in private but please remember that your sexual fetish cannot be a template for your life. Please don't mutilate yourself.
Remember that you can always kill yourself later so there is no reason to rush things. Put it off till later, in the mean time things might get better

>>936597713
I know I'm totally aware gender dysphoria is a mental disorder and it's not normal. I'm not really in the fetishist category tho like most troons are now, like when I was around 3 I legit thought I would get pregnant one day. My brain's just fucked I guess. When people irl think I'm an actual chick it just makes me so happy. Not like they think I'm a crazy tranny but they'll call me 'miss' or 'her' and when they realise I'm not they apologise. I've never been comfortable being referred to with masculine pronouns so it just feels natural. Maybe I do need a lobotomy lol

>>936573831 (OP)
>pol spam

Reminder you white people are a minority in the U.S.

You will never breed

You will never experience love or sex

You will die alone. Poor little incel

>>936598359
>Reminder you white people are a minority in the U.S.
>You will never breed
>You will never experience love or sex
>You will die alone. Poor little incel

>>936573831 (OP)
https://files.catbox.moe/vusbtu.mp4

>>936598359
Why are you so full of hate?
I'm a white man
I have white kids
I'm not posting them, vile pedophile

>>936598266
>I've never been comfortable being referred to with masculine pronouns
This is sort of strange to me, isn't it just a name? Like if your parents had named you John, or Jeremy or David or something how would that have changed anything? At the end of the day they are just trying to refer to YOU whatever you may be, and so that's why they apologize when they discover they were mistaken?
If you met someone who some a different language and you didn't understand the words they were calling you but it was clear with certainly that they were speaking to and referring to you as you stood before them, then what?

>>936573831 (OP)
None of your stupid retarded republishshit transphobic garbage is funny you fat fuck

>>936598910
>discover they were mistaken
mistaken as in categorically, not "identity". They as a speaker feel a responsibility to convey information accurately. So long as the words are sufficiently true to specifically delineate the information they are trying to convey

>>936598910
I see what you mean, but I guess think about how you'd feel if someone referred to you by feminine pronouns, I'm guessing it would feel weird like it's not accurate. That's how masculine pronouns feel to me, and feminine pronouns feel natural, a lot of people keep accidentally referring to me as she even after they know so it seems more natural for other people too. Even family accidentally do it all the time. Not that it's not still a disorder ofc that's just how it feels.

>>936599255
I would like to think that if I were refered to by feminine pronouns all my life then I would have reason to believe that the definition of these pronouns includes/allows for referring to me. The human is the object, the word is just a name. If red were called blue it would be no less red, but someone could get upset if they ask for one and are given the other.

>>936599659
I get what you mean words are ultimately just sounds. I'm used to it by now of course I don't get triggered or anything but even still when people use fem pronouns it doesn't feel incorrect like it would for you it feels correct (even tho it's not). Imagine if your were called 'she' your whole life you'd get used to it but if someone did call you 'him' even tho you're used to being 'her' getting called 'him' would still feel more natural. Sorry I'm super high I hope this makes sense lol

>>936583762
>zombie
>necrophiliac

>>936600713
did that trigger your autism or something?

>>936600207
would I though? In that world the definition of "woman" would have to include me and it's hard to imagine how that could be outside of listing an outright exception. The dictionary could say something like
"Woman: humans without a Y chromosome and also this person (lists my social security number)"
See this is a descriptive definition. And people might make mistakes and use masculine pronouns because they think I have many traits that they associate with men, but that is more a matter of lacking rigor.
In such a world I might feel a greater similarity to those other men, but to be strictly correct I would need to use a different term with a descriptive definition which includes them and me (maybe "people who have Y chromosomes" assuming the definition of male has an explicit exception for me (lists social security number)).
sorry this is kind of a tangent. My point it that this is really an argument of taxonomy, which is not much of an argument at all.
anyway, I understand that it isn't really rational (as a property of it being a disease) but it still causes you distress. I currently can't look at my reflection as an element of my OCD. This isn't sustainable. I keep catching my reflection iny phone screen as I type this and I have to do my retarded compulsion because of it and this makes posting more time consuming and ... I hope we can both find ways to live functionally, and with some measure of dignity?
Have to shower now, might die good luck

>>936573903
Lost

>>936581522
Christianity is a mental disorder

>>936598359
Based
>>936598648
Schizo. Meds

>>936601079
Good luck there anon, I have extremely severe OCD as well, believe it or not. I've been stuck on a ritual for the past 5 and a half hours and probably won't be done until midnight, I understand your struggle. I pray your OCD improves, remember we aren't our compulsions! It feels impossible but that's just a lie the OCD tells us. Only we can make the choice to get better :3 good luck <3

>>936602661
The antichrist needs to gain power to facilitate Jesus' return.

>>936603100
Wait a second, so they're bros? Like he actually helps Jesus return?

>>936583725
40% of all crime in Canada is perpetrated by 40 illegals? Honestly, that's fucking impressive. They should be given an award cause they got motivation.

>>936585700
Yet tastes like honey

Zechariah 12:10

And I will pour upon the house of David, and upon the inhabitants of Jerusalem, the spirit of grace and of supplications: and they shall look upon me whom they have pierced, and they shall mourn for him, as one mourneth for his only son, and shall be in bitterness for him, as one that is in bitterness for his firstborn.

>>936587229
>Fucking retarded.

Yet scarily accurate

>>936585588
Wtf? The head isn't even cooked. No wonder they're freaking out

>>936587146
You weren't meant too, dweeb

>>936603172
exactly. there never was evil, just fractures of the infinite god. like you and me

>>936583762
I keep a couple clips of that. "You're a guy, aren't you? You try to hide it, but it's so obvious."

>>936601410
Replace it with any president, it'll still be accurate

>>936602661
I thought it was people calling him Hitler for deporting illegal aliens and stopping men from playing in women's sports; people calling Musk Hitler for eliminating government waste

>>936598984
u mad bro

>>936604668
Nah.
Only Trump has that kind of cult-level following.

>>936574592
Thought the “racist comment” was wilfully understating what he said, so looked it up and actually no. Just said a racist reply to someone on a fucking soccer page. And the major sentences for anyone caught in their anti-illegal immigration riots last year? UK is fucked.

>>936606929
You haven't read Woody Got Wood.

>>936581522
>when we got rid of god
Texas just passed a law requiring bibles in schools. Stop playing the victim.

>>936585398
DUDE I had the same thought and only for the first time today. wtf

>>936601474
I feel like its always bald white guys who spend 40 years working in the plumbing section of home depot maxing out at $9 per hour who smoke cigars and think they're hot shit

if they're not the above, then they're a similarly failed man attempting to capture fame as a cigar persona on youtube

>>936608674
Hey, he looks like a movie star.

Specifically Lassie taking a shit.

>>936585398
Lol. Same. Can't believe Ive been had.

I don't mind kikes killing sandniggers

>>936607237
not sure where that meme is from but i heard of it in space station 13.

>>936605450
You're a stupid fat trans phobic fucking dip shit who needs to be punched as a Nazi

>>936605512
bruh not as cult as the leftard all putting the same profile picture, fucking hivemind.

>>936575313
will we see pizza the hutz again in space balls 2 ?

>>936607141
(To his towering 3'11" GF at the time)
>I wanna climb you like a tree

>>936601250
Except Bibi just does whatever war crime he was planning anyway and lies about Hamas doing something first
Just like the nova festival, just like every attack in Gaza, just like the shit they're pulling in Lebanon

The surrounding Muslim nations want a peace agreement but Bibi literally fucking won't

>>936603500
This makes me want 10 votes, you need to get your chips, im grabbing popcorn

>>936611186
>cult
>leftard
left of center people are actually well educated

your side is the one trying to stop schools from teaching critical thinking