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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8riQznKckAM
See, ever since you showed up, somethinโs been scratchinโ at the back of my head. I kept thinkinโ, โI know this fella. Iโve seen this before.โ You change the wig, change the name, scream a little different each timeโฆ but it's the same smell.
So I dug a little and found some tapes.
There was this guy, back in the '80s, who used to gallop out dressed like a unicorn. Said his name was โHoof Hearted.โ Wore spandex with glitter glue and tried to kiss the ref mid-match.
Then a few years later, there you were again. โCaptain Loop.โ Came down the ramp shoutinโ gibberish like a car alarm goinโ off inside a Hot Topic. Just screamed โHEE!! HEE!! ZIMBABWE!!โ over and over, breakin' wind and spinnin' in circles.
And you kept goin. Said you were a โpsychological tacticianโ who could "trigger people into oblivion". But you'd just sit there shoutinโ โEPIC HEE HEE BAZINGAโ with tears and boogers runninโ down your face.
Then came the wigs. The heels. You said you could become "anyone". But sirโฆ no one believed. You couldnโt even keep your wig straight.
Then there was that real bad one. You called yourself โLilโ Shota.โ Wore a propeller hat and tried climbinโ the ropes like a jungle gym. But your plug fell out. You cried and called the crowd โinsipid cunts.โ
Same face every time. Chinless. Sweaty. Eyes dartinโ around like you were losinโ a fight in your own head.
Every gimmick worse than the last. Not โcause you were evil, or clever. Justโฆ desperate. Like if you wrapped enough garbage around yourself, no oneโd notice the fungal stink cominโ from underneath.
And now we got you here, callinโ yourself โLillisfagโ. You act like you got somethinโ to prove, but all you ever do is leak and whine and scream. Like the world's wrong for not clappinโ hard enough when you fall on your face.
Just one more thingโฆ
You were never invisible.
They saw you every time.
They just wished they hadnโt.
>>936579898 (OP)jesus look at the turkey neck on this bitch.
i'd still hump her dirty pillows tho.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEC91GzLOHI
>>936580286where can i order this sexdoll?
Scary eye lady has a nice pair of mammarios
I cain;t wait to finally see this pair of bitties
>>936582047Those are the classics.
But we need much more new content to keep this ball rolling.
>>936579898 (OP)They're officially starting operation/project bluebeams, UAP and UFOs are seen in skies everywhere universally, whatever you do, do not board the ships.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MBkuSFLbKgw
>>936582091It's obligatory
Basically a rite of passage.
top are criminally underrated
>>936582283you could've done better than that, girl
Any fans of these milfy milkers in the room?
>>936582330Of course, I enjoy female nipples of ALL (reasonable) ages
>>936582376does anyone have more pics of her in this outfit?
>>936582376tips too good to not see every day
>>936582310Took it out for her I want to give in
>>936581747this one is absolutely obligatory
I love lily. I want her to abandon her ugly ass dog at a dog shelter, then come to my house and say to me "I love you anon! I want to be your gf!" then make love to me and let me cum inside her asshole.
>>936582376Is it wrong to call Brie, mommy?
>>936582438I grew up with those nipples (essentially)
Love them til the day I die
>>936582310>>936582376>>936582310I never want to give in but always do to Brie
>>936582521Best tits ever, what a Queen
>>936582527she was so hot back then but plesae post some of her recent pictures.
I have an urge to cum to a nice milf, concentrating on her mouth
>>936582519The gold standard of tribs
>>936582519J-TARD! What triggered ya today, the encroaching weekend stuck here in that chair?
>>936582587but the tay one with 4 guys
>>936582565i don't really have any on hand atm :/ and im about to make a sammy
>>936582616Good call. Maybe it's like the Olympics where there's an individual and group category
>>936582925Gigi and her heavy tits are so underrated, it's unbelievable
>>936583207I call it stripper-pop or slut-pop
Which pair would be more successful in restricting airflow?
>>936583516YOU didn't call it anything, slutpop has been a thing
>>936583657Pretty sure he made it up
j-tard what were you hoping to accomplish here?
>>936583609Are we just talking about tit shape, or how much effort they'll put into smothering us?
>>936583766>>936583936oh am I cumming this early..?
>>936583936They went from flat A cups to god-tier mammaries.
Fuck, just to catch a glimpse of them in their full glory would cause an instant collapse of reality and a new world order
>>936583966Sydney for shape, Daddario for effort
Why do her ugly pipsqueak titties make me so hard.
I want to cum on them so bad it hurts my balls
how would you take advantage of this situation?
>>936584096Would marry those "ugly" titties
(I think they're perfectly fine)
>>936584145Attempt to pinch a nipple then get kneed in the balls
My dream is to see tay and Brie Larson making out and squeezing their big bouncy tits together as I cum
>>936584482This but I'm sucking a cock and they are watching me
My script is my only friend
>>936584791so hard shit is runnin down my leg..
>>936584852there's a puddle of my own shit and leaky cum on the floor and it smells like pure tayboy sex
>>936584856came to that so many times
>>936580747I mean you gotta wonder how someone can find little boys sexy and not choose to just blow their brains out
>>936584841not a celeb stupid fucker
>>936584903came hard thanks to goddess tay
>>936584955i said good you can't even see her face
>>936585147Just "ugly" enough to MARRY FORVER
>>936585232Of course, I think she's gorgeous
C'mon now
I like her but how do you say her name?
>>936585147>>936585270have her teeth always been fucked up?
Remembers that time I saw Alison Brie's naked breasts....
every day since 2017.
who let the retard off his leash?
>>936585609Me too, little girl... me too.
>>936585616you're gonna have to be way more specific
>>936585702It's the only good thing still here
>>936579898 (OP)I dont know why youre getting downvoted
>>936585847lol, i mean it in a nice way
>>936588894Yeah I actually don't have a lot of sex
>>936590013The people who like to post unflaired, unmodelled, unverified and unverifiable pictures of celebrities on the /v/ boards.