See, ever since you showed up, somethin’s been scratchin’ at the back of my head. I kept thinkin’, “I know this fella. I’ve seen this before.” You change the wig, change the name, scream a little different each time… but it's the same smell.
So I dug a little and found some tapes.
There was this guy, back in the '80s, who used to gallop out dressed like a unicorn. Said his name was “Hoof Hearted.” Wore spandex with glitter glue and tried to kiss the ref mid-match.
Then a few years later, there you were again. “Captain Loop.” Came down the ramp shoutin’ gibberish like a car alarm goin’ off inside a Hot Topic. Just screamed “HEE!! HEE!! ZIMBABWE!!” over and over, breakin' wind and spinnin' in circles.
And you kept goin. Said you were a “psychological tactician” who could "trigger people into oblivion". But you'd just sit there shoutin’ “EPIC HEE HEE BAZINGA” with tears and boogers runnin’ down your face.
Then came the wigs. The heels. You said you could become "anyone". But sir… no one believed. You couldn’t even keep your wig straight.
Then there was that real bad one. You called yourself “Lil’ Shota.” Wore a propeller hat and tried climbin’ the ropes like a jungle gym. But your plug fell out. You cried and called the crowd “insipid cunts.”
Same face every time. Chinless. Sweaty. Eyes dartin’ around like you were losin’ a fight in your own head.
Every gimmick worse than the last. Not ‘cause you were evil, or clever. Just… desperate. Like if you wrapped enough garbage around yourself, no one’d notice the fungal stink comin’ from underneath.
And now we got you here, callin’ yourself “Lillisfag”. You act like you got somethin’ to prove, but all you ever do is leak and whine and scream. Like the world's wrong for not clappin’ hard enough when you fall on your face.
Just one more thing…
You were never invisible.
They saw you every time.
They just wished they hadn’t.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:27:35 PM
No.936581118
>>936579898 (OP)
jesus look at the turkey neck on this bitch.
i'd still hump her dirty pillows tho.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:45:49 PM
No.936581607
>>936580286
where can i order this sexdoll?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:00:49 PM
No.936581904
>>936582047
Scary eye lady has a nice pair of mammarios
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:02:47 PM
No.936581937
>>936582969
I cain;t wait to finally see this pair of bitties
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:09:31 PM
No.936582047
>>936582120
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:13:24 PM
No.936582120
>>936582047
Those are the classics.
But we need much more new content to keep this ball rolling.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:14:20 PM
No.936582138
>>936579898 (OP)
They're officially starting operation/project bluebeams, UAP and UFOs are seen in skies everywhere universally, whatever you do, do not board the ships.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MBkuSFLbKgw
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:17:22 PM
No.936582191
>>936582273
>>936582091
It's obligatory
Basically a rite of passage.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:21:47 PM
No.936582289
>>936583188
top are criminally underrated
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:22:13 PM
No.936582296
>>936582283
you could've done better than that, girl
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:23:55 PM
No.936582330
>>936582351
Any fans of these milfy milkers in the room?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:24:49 PM
No.936582351
>>936582330
Of course, I enjoy female nipples of ALL (reasonable) ages
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:26:13 PM
No.936582385
>>936582376
does anyone have more pics of her in this outfit?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:26:41 PM
No.936582400
>>936582519
>>936582376
tips too good to not see every day
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:26:44 PM
No.936582402
>>936582519
>>936582310
Took it out for her I want to give in
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:27:57 PM
No.936582438
>>936582459
>>936581747
this one is absolutely obligatory
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:28:40 PM
No.936582454
I love lily. I want her to abandon her ugly ass dog at a dog shelter, then come to my house and say to me "I love you anon! I want to be your gf!" then make love to me and let me cum inside her asshole.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:28:50 PM
No.936582456
>>936582519
>>936582376
Is it wrong to call Brie, mommy?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:28:59 PM
No.936582459
>>936582438
I grew up with those nipples (essentially)
Love them til the day I die
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:29:48 PM
No.936582479
>>936582519
>>936582310
>>936582376
>>936582310
I never want to give in but always do to Brie
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:32:48 PM
No.936582558
>>936582521
Best tits ever, what a Queen
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:33:31 PM
No.936582565
>>936582669
>>936582527
she was so hot back then but plesae post some of her recent pictures.
I have an urge to cum to a nice milf, concentrating on her mouth
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:34:17 PM
No.936582587
>>936582616
>>936582519
The gold standard of tribs
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:34:54 PM
No.936582599
>>936582519
J-TARD! What triggered ya today, the encroaching weekend stuck here in that chair?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:35:31 PM
No.936582616
>>936582706
>>936582587
but the tay one with 4 guys
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:38:08 PM
No.936582669
>>936582565
i don't really have any on hand atm :/ and im about to make a sammy
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:39:45 PM
No.936582706
>>936582616
Good call. Maybe it's like the Olympics where there's an individual and group category
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:03:35 PM
No.936583195
>>936582925
Gigi and her heavy tits are so underrated, it's unbelievable
>>936583207
I call it stripper-pop or slut-pop
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:18:46 PM
No.936583609
>>936583888
Which pair would be more successful in restricting airflow?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:20:32 PM
No.936583657
>>936583818
>>936583516
YOU didn't call it anything, slutpop has been a thing
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:26:05 PM
No.936583818
>>936583657
Pretty sure he made it up
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:28:41 PM
No.936583886
j-tard what were you hoping to accomplish here?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:28:49 PM
No.936583888
>>936583966
>>936583609
Are we just talking about tit shape, or how much effort they'll put into smothering us?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:31:26 PM
No.936583964
>>936583989
>>936583766
>>936583936
oh am I cumming this early..?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:34:10 PM
No.936584032
>>936583936
They went from flat A cups to god-tier mammaries.
Fuck, just to catch a glimpse of them in their full glory would cause an instant collapse of reality and a new world order
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:36:38 PM
No.936584083
>>936583966
Sydney for shape, Daddario for effort
Why do her ugly pipsqueak titties make me so hard.
I want to cum on them so bad it hurts my balls
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:38:55 PM
No.936584145
>>936584310
how would you take advantage of this situation?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:44:09 PM
No.936584263
>>936584096
Would marry those "ugly" titties
(I think they're perfectly fine)
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:46:41 PM
No.936584310
>>936584145
Attempt to pinch a nipple then get kneed in the balls
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:54:49 PM
No.936584482
>>936584555
My dream is to see tay and Brie Larson making out and squeezing their big bouncy tits together as I cum
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:58:30 PM
No.936584555
>>936584482
This but I'm sucking a cock and they are watching me
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 3:09:35 PM
No.936584784
My script is my only friend
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 3:10:23 PM
No.936584808
>>936584791
so hard shit is runnin down my leg..
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 3:13:23 PM
No.936584865
>>936584852
there's a puddle of my own shit and leaky cum on the floor and it smells like pure tayboy sex
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 3:14:32 PM
No.936584889
>>936584856
came to that so many times
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 3:16:05 PM
No.936584923
>>936580747
I mean you gotta wonder how someone can find little boys sexy and not choose to just blow their brains out
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 3:17:05 PM
No.936584937
>>936584841
not a celeb stupid fucker
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 3:17:51 PM
No.936584959
>>936585001
>>936584903
came hard thanks to goddess tay
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 3:18:21 PM
No.936584970
>>936584955
i said good you can't even see her face
>>936585147
Just "ugly" enough to MARRY FORVER
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 3:29:33 PM
No.936585244
>>936585232
Of course, I think she's gorgeous
C'mon now
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 3:29:34 PM
No.936585245
>>936585652
I like her but how do you say her name?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 3:31:48 PM
No.936585293
>>936585147
>>936585270
have her teeth always been fucked up?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 3:37:20 PM
No.936585415
Remembers that time I saw Alison Brie's naked breasts....
every day since 2017.
who let the retard off his leash?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 3:47:14 PM
No.936585637
>>936585609
Me too, little girl... me too.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 3:48:10 PM
No.936585658
>>936585673
>>936585616
you're gonna have to be way more specific
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 3:56:07 PM
No.936585847
>>936588894
>>936585702
It's the only good thing still here
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:12:18 PM
No.936586216
>>936579898 (OP)
I dont know why youre getting downvoted
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:36:04 PM
No.936588894
>>936590013
>>936585847
lol, i mean it in a nice way
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 6:05:19 PM
No.936590013
>>936591540
>>936588894
Yeah I actually don't have a lot of sex
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 6:50:34 PM
No.936591540
>>936590013
The people who like to post unflaired, unmodelled, unverified and unverifiable pictures of celebrities on the /v/ boards.
