before i an hero myself, what are the biggest cash loans a broke anon with decent credit can get, so that I can actually have some fun for once before i go. if this isn't the right place to ask, where should i?

>>936585918 (OP)
why are you considering this as the best option?
do you really think that things can't get better?
have you tried talking to friends or family members?

>>936585918 (OP)
Really almost any loan amount over 10k is gonna require some investigation on the lenders end into your financials. Your best bet is to go to one of those same day places but it's going to be under 10k, personal.loans for broke people don't go very high, just saying.

>>936585918 (OP)
you probably voted democrat so just kill yourself already. faggot.

>>936585918 (OP)
if you have friends, buy them undeclared stuff with the cash you borrowed
if you have enemies, name them on your will so they inherit your debts

Maybe you're the spark I've been waiting for tonight.

>>936585918 (OP)
post ass pic

>>936585918 (OP)
Hope your family enjoys the unwanted debt and misery that comes with your selfish decisions. Helium.is the way to go though.

>>936586299
Take your meds.

Just give yourself 90 days to try and make as much money as you can at a car dealership.

>>936586275
What if I apply for multiple 10k loans from different places at the same time?

>>936585918 (OP)
before you do it, take a trip. go spend a week living in another place and see if it makes a difference. then if it doesnt, do whatever. but at least try that first

>>936588245
You'll get the attention of the irs really fast. Depending on where you live your parents can inherit that debt because it would be seen as fraud which places it in the same category as joint holdings unless your estate can cover the debt, which i doubt since you're trying to cut and run essentially. Why not just live a bit longer, save your money and then an hero when you've reached that goal.

A better option is to just get a smaller loan and spend it all exclusively on opiates and benzos.
Ignore all these nerds saying "oh noes, think of what you'll leave behind, think of the debt"
You'll be dead, who the fuck cares, you don't need that much money to get a good kick out of life before you switch off, there's also the immoral route, if you don't give a fuck whats going to happen, "borrow" from friends/family/co-workers, don't focus on squirrelling a large sum and blowing it all, instead, just live out your remaining time with as much hedonism and self-serving fun as you can, bonus if your friends/family disown you while you're on that trip, because it'll affect them less if you an hero.

tl;dr don't care how much or how long, just keep going regardless, and then when you hit the point where you've exhausted all your options, exit bag and curtains closed.

>>936585918 (OP)
ask /mlp/. they know things.

>>936585918 (OP)
Here's your response anon >>936588626
/thread

>>936585918 (OP)
Tells us how financially and professionally fucked your life is /b/rother

>>936590787
I'm not op.
I'm at 0 bucks in my account. No meet bucks cause no such thing exists in my country. Unemployed for 3 years after working in finance as a junion investment banker for over 3 years. Something broke after I got fired from the last one three years ago. It was the only thing I had in my life that was worth a damn. Unable to talk about it to anyone, including family and the few friends I had. They know I'm a complete failure now anyway so what's the point. Have tried to get me to get out of the house, but I feel broken inside. If I wasn't a coward, I'd have killed myself. Money ran out recently. Used to contribute to household expenses till I had cash in my account, now, I do nothing. I either play games, or stare at the ceiling.
I wish I wasn't a coward. I wish I could kill myself. I wish it'll end.
I'm sorry, I havent said anything to anyone and wanted to say something after finally posting here for almost the last six months.

>>936585918 (OP)
Don't do it that way. You could survive.

>>936592172
Not everyone has something. What's keeping you here anon

>>936593104
I was impossible to euthanise including even some execution methods then had yet another miraculous recovery in my life. So there's no point to do anything now.

>>936591747
hike to a coastal town and try to befriend a crewmember of a random ship for anywhere else, to get on board as a stowaway or a random hired hand, then build up your life by the luck of your encounters

your lucky number will be 691

>>936594082
So you're a coward like myself
Its okay anon. Hope you find peace eventually that you never had till today

>>936594574
Thanks anon
Ive tried. And I'm tired.
My grandmum and mum died before they could see me at my best when I was we. Such a shame I couldntbbe good enough. Which is a damn shame.
Theyre the only ones I met in my dreams for almost a decade. Till I got promoted.
And those dream had us doing nothing, just walking around, silently
I haven't mourned their death cause I knew I wasn't strong enough to deal with it back then, much less now when I truly know my worth
Havent cried for either of them, not one goddamned tear for either one.
However, I'm surprised you knew that ive had an affinity towards the seas but why does it matter since with me on board they'd have more luck with the black plague than with my incompetence
Mum always told me I was a failure for 22y straight....and I spent the next decade trying to prove her and everyone else wrong
Turns out the joke was on me.
I was what they feared
I dont know how op has any hope for himself, but you're better off talking to him
I'm a lost cause.

>>936594574
Also, nice touch with the numbers. But I dont have a vagina down there

>>936594874
I just didn't want to kill anyone in some pseudo-dementia fever lol

>>936585918 (OP)
fyi

>>936595655
With enough drugs running through you, tiu might just not

>>936595808
Nah, not for me then. So many things going wrong nothing could be done. The poison in my blood and brainw as enough XD
Anyway, time to go~

Don't do it anon, life is worth living and if you hit rock bottom, it can only get better.

Do not die in vain.

Feeling a bit bored today... anyone wanna brighten my day?

>>936595723
these "help" lines are so pointless and useless
>>936597582
it's not easy to live a cool life

>>936585918 (OP)
personal loans are a good way to get some cash if you have good credit

>>936600451
Who defines "cool life" though? The things you see online? Those fuckers are all fake. Someone close to you? They are not living your life and probably never really helped you either so fuck 'em.

There is no point in chasing "cool life". I'm not that old (35), but for me the things that make life somewhat interesting is experience & life stories you get to tell & people you meet. Not all of those will be pleasant, of cousre - but when enough time pases, almost all of them get funny.

Example: Many years back I needed some evaluation from doctors & I thought that no better place to go is a hospital (as they have everything in one place). Well, my simple lung RTG and EEG turned up into a fucking prostate exam (and I wish I was kidding). Was that funny, when I was sitting butt naked with lubricated buttcheeks sliding around the plastic hospital chair? Fuck no, it was embarrasing. But atleast the doctor was a woman, though - and now I have a story to tell.

Go out and experience world. You really don't need much money in order to stay alive & travel from place to place. Perhaps you meet someone interesting. If not, move & try again.

Life is really not that bad.