>The Substance (2024)

>>936586751 (OP)
Don't tell me they do the sex scene with the old hag instead of her young replacement?

>>936586752
Nope it's a lesbian scene, I can't show more though I'll get banned

>>936586752
Sorry forgot ittle of the movie

I'm So Slick - I'll Fuck Myself! - Brazzers

>>936586751 (OP)
The original movie is basically porn already, so what gives?

>>936586753
>Nope it's a lesbian scene
Jesus Christ, modern Brazzers sucks so hard. They literally can not do anything right.

>>936586755
I've seen it, actual sex scene, less budget, old hag looks better than Demi Moore

>>936586756
The old and young versions fucking is a decent premise for a porno tbqh. The scene's kinda bland thoughbeit.

>>936586756
I have gooned to it, it's fineeee. The only thing is better is the Ass ground shot, the accress ass looks better than Demi's whatever the fuck that was

>>936586759
Good morning, sar.

>>936586760
HOW WAS ANY OF IT INDIAN YOU PRICK, THE FINEEE WAS A REFERENCE TO YATCHEE'S ZERO PUNCTUATION

>>936586755
It was missing full penetration. They could've fixed that with this parody.

>>936586751 (OP)
I'm literally gooning right now to this on discord and sorted /tv/ lol

lone_wanderer37

for me? It's Challengers

>>936586761
>The only thing is better is the Ass ground shot
The only thing THAT'S better
> the accress ass looks better than Demi's whatever the fuck that was
actress not accress

now shut the fuck up, ESL pajeet

>>936586765
I'm gooning and can't concetrate

>>936586764
>>936586751 (OP)
Why aren't pornstars hot anymore

>>936586767
they are

>>936586767
There is still a small percentage of really hot ones that do porn, I'm sure. However, beautiful hot women got dozens of options nowadays to make bank without even having to show skin. The ones that do end up doing porn, usually just do shitty pseudo-amateur porn with their boyfriend.

>>936586767
Instagram and onlyfans opened earning opportunities for attractive women that aren't fucking on camera with whoever Mr Shekelstein casts you with. There's still some attractive girls in it but they're few and far between. Whole industry is in a death spiral.

>Watch incest porn from a few years ago
>"yeah, fuck mommy"
>"i can't believe you wanna impregnate your mom you little perv"
>"cum deep in me, son"
>"fuck me daddy"
>"fuck, i love your cock dad"

>Watch incest porn now
>"hey STEPMOM *looks at the camera* then continues the scene without ever saying mom or mommy again"
>"hey STEP son, wassup?"
>"hey STEP daddy"
>"hi SWAP DAD !"
>scene has mom/dad in title
>no mommy/daddy talk in the scene

Boy am i glad i saved all those good ones. It's fucking over.

>the hot milfs you liked are looking more and more rough with every year

>>936586772
>The teens you used to watch are now bogged milfs

>>936586767
>>936586769
As a clothed > nude chad, no joke and with utter sincerity, that's a good thing
I'll take Selti, Kate Kuray, Bunni3png (pre horrific boob mutilation) and a dozen others uploading softcore shorts and the odd 10-15 minute b/g scene with their boyfriend than an hour long overproduced porno with diseased looking actresses
Mainstream porn deserves to die just like Blockbuster did, innovate or fuck off

>fake enjoyment
>not even wet
>fake orgasms
i dont know how anyone watches this shit

>>936586772
Demi Moore stilll looks hot

>>936586767
>>936586770
This. Both softcore and hardcore have the absolute dregs now that attractive women can make money from cams or onlyfans.

The strangest thing is looking at modern porn and thinking that they look like prostitutes. They used to look like models.

>>936586768
Why not post some then

>>936586768
kek

>>936586751 (OP)
kill yourself cumbrain

>>936586773
My favourite will forever be young ;_;

>>936586771
I don't come from a broken home: do stepsiblings refer to each other as "stepbro" and "stepsis"?

>>936586777
>looking at modern porn and thinking that they look like prostitutes. They used to look like models.
Depressingly accurate.

>>936586765
You are an utter moron and USAnian.
Everybody knows muttmericans butcher the language the most.
Fuck off on your disability scooter.

>>936586778
I don't wanna.

For me it's Shrooms Q, Emma Rosie, Explicit Kait, Awwlivv, Kelly Collins, Vanessa Alessia, Stephanie Kyler, Neonalice69, etc.

Any New Gossips about Pornstars? What about that Whore, Emilly Willis?

>>936586777
lol, i still prefer a nasty slut to any qt who doesn't do shit

Any thoughts on Layla Jenner & Dakota Tyler?

Is Adrianno Mike is going to have a heart attack based on how obese he looks now?

>>936586787
>What about that Whore, Emilly Willis?
In vegetative state

>>936586781
Who's this whore? Isn't this whore married and try to conceal her pornography works from her husband & Daughter?

>Emilly Willis
It's OVER :(

>>936586791
Braindead?

What about Leah Gotti? Heard through the vines that she comes back.

>>936586793
blonde wanted a kiss but was denied lol

So no new Gossips about some pornwhore or something? This shit blows then. I'mma out then

>>936586793
god, I wish I was a woman. I'd eat out all my friends

>>936586797
and get Free Aids.

for me it's....complicated

>>936586772
>the hot "teens" you liked are now milfs

>>936586797
you know, you can eat pussy as a man too (or so i'm told)

For me it's:
Alexa Tomas
Alice Hernandez
Alina Lopez
Annabel Redd
Aria Sky
Autumn Falls
Blair Williams
Cadey Mercury
Connie Carter
Dakota Tyler
Elena Koshka
Emily Grey
Gabbie Carter
Gina Valentina
Haley Reed
Jade Jantzen
Jaye Summers
Jericha Jem
Kate Kuray
Leana Lovings
Lena Anderson/Blaire Ivory
Lena Paul
Lenna Lux
Liv Wild
Lily Kawaii/Lily and the Giant Pete
Lucy Li
Marina Visconti
MayLi/Amelia Wang
Melissa Moore
Natalie Lust
River Lynn
Ryden Armani
Savannah Sixx
Shea Briar
Tiffany Thompson
Valentina Nappi
Vina Sky
Violet Starr

MILF Edition:
Aiden Ashley
Alex Black
Bree Daniels
Cory Chase
Eve Sweet
Jessica Ryan
Jessica Starling
Julia Ann
Kendra Lust
Krissy Lynn
La Sirena69
Mandy Flores
Moon Flower
Penny Pax
Sarah Vandella
Sharon White
Viola Bailey
Xev Bellringer

JAV Edition:
Ayumi Shinoda
Azumi Harusaki
Hiragi Rena
Honami Kudo
Kazama Ayumi
Makoto Yuuki
Mizutori Fumino
Nana Kamiyama
Nana Mizuki
Nozomi Ishihara
Runa Kobayashi
Satomi Suzuki
Seira Ichijo
Yayoi Mizuki
Yoshitaka Nene
Yui Asakawa

>>936586802
what about legalporno?

>>936586788
Name?

>>936586804
Nuria Millan. She's...wild.

My porn folder is 2TB.

For me it's:

>Dakota Tyler
RIP

>Gabbie Carter
Fat as shit now and lies about her stepfather

>Vina Sky
has a child. Poor Kids never had a chance
MILF Edition:

>Bree Daniels
coal burner

>Eve Sweet
coalburner and a gypsy

>La Sirena69
thought she's crazy?

My list:

Kelly Collins, Alessia Vanessa, Shrooms Q, Stephanie Kyler, Tifanny Tatum, Explicit Kait, Emma Rosie, Neonalice69, Awwlivv, Katie Cai, etc.

>>936586799
>Had a similar thing
>Had a moment of clarity
>Decided to delete it all
>Instead now I collect movies, tv shows and anime
Don't regret it quite honestly. I was almost a terabyte in when I realized that I didn't want to be that guy that dies and has a ton of porn on their hard drive.

my queen

>>936586789
Cute girls with very aesthetic pussies. They should do anal so I can get an unobstructed view of the pretty pussies during sex scenes.

>>936586808
luckily i have 6 so i definitely won't be that guy

>>936586806
>>936586802
Oh god add me on discord I love gooners like you lone_wanderer37

Thoughts on Vixen/Tushy/Deeper/etc.

>>936586810
Can't Believe Layla Jenner is coalburner too. Took me by suprised. Not sure what happened to Dakota Tyler. Is she dead?

>>936586751 (OP)
I couldn't get past the restaurant scene
Fucking bootleg Kubrick chromatography, mah all men are pigs bullshit, muh old cunts seething that their old
I just couldn't

>>936586814
>Not sure what happened to Dakota Tyler. Is she dead?
I always assume they've gone Onlyfans only when they disappear now.

>>936586816
But I saw she come back for Jules Jordan Scene this year. Maybe money's drying up?

>>936586751 (OP)
how about you jews get a job???

>>936586815
She hasn't shot for Julesjordan since 2022.

Why are Zoomer Pornstars has so many piercing nipples? Is this the new trend?

So i've seen lots of porn, terabytes even, and i love anal/gapes/assholes - everything related to them in porn. And i think i found what i consider the best asshole i've ever seen. If you guys are interested, check out the videos of Fiftiweive69 - she's an amateur solo content creator. She only produces videos where she plays with her asshole. It's hard to describe how good and aestethic it looks. The most thirst-inducing butthole i've ever seen. And i'm this guy: >>936586799
>>936586803 so i've seen some ass. The only downside is she always wears a mask, if that bothers you. But she's fucking amazing.

>>936586821
That whore going to have to wear a diaper by age 30 then

>>936586822
Well that's the thing, she doesn't do large insertions like say Tweetney, Lilijunex, Mylene or Hotkinkyjo. Her toys are small to average. She does fisting though, but its nothing compared to what others are doing.

jew thread

>>936586768
who

>>936586823
>fisting
Bruh.... It's over. Her ass is going to be infected at some point. You don't mess around with your ass.

>>936586824
thanks for bumping it

>>936586771
>nooo I have to change my goon terms to even stupider shit like
>fauxcest
hahaha fucking coomer dumbass no wincest 4 u!

is there any website for me to consume more pornjew?

t. Gooner Jeet

>>936586785
if she had a heavy New Jersey accent she'd be perfect

>>936586826
idk why you feel the need to argue with me, i just pointed out my finding. Do whatever you want with that info.

>>936586751 (OP)
Was the substance the first gooner movie? lone_wanderer37 disc

>>936586826
OK? I don't know what your point is

>>936586751 (OP)
who's the qt on the left?

>>936586834
Little Molly

Any thoughts on Angel Emily? She looks like a goblin

>>936586751 (OP)
Who is middle lady?

>>936586778

>>936586837
Shay Sights, Leana Lovings one of those

>>936586835
doesn't look like her. tattoos don't match, for starters.
she's in the video, but she doesn't partecipate in the sex scene

>>936586802
the fact that you memorized and listed off all of their names disgusts me beyond beleif. I'm not anti-porn but jesus christ anon.

>>936586805
>tattoo in between the tits
Too distracting. Hard pass.

>>936586838
not bad
if you're hung like an ant

>>936586841
I cann ame much more than him

recommend me some good onlyfans whores with big titties

>>936586845
tradwife2049

>>936586841
I didn't memorized. I have this list saved on my computer.
I like to share the ones I like because all the greatest porn recommendations I ever got was from /tv/, I just posting here so other anons can also find their future favorites too.

>>936586845
Angellica Good

>>936586847
you are a god.

>enhances your kino

>>936586850
>Still looks great decades later
>Doesn't do porn anymore
Why is life always like this?

>>936586767
They just do instagram modeling or onlyfans now

>>936586777
Once Vivid i.e. jenna jameson and Briana banks lost their hold on the industry, pretty much ugly drug addiction coalburners took over, this happened in like 2003 ish and elevated when shit sites
Like bamgbros starting pushing ugly Latinas and coalburners with huge asses

>>936586850
>Best live action Velma

>>936586854
Scooby parody casting will never be this good again.

>>936586855
>Brie never did DP
wtf was her problem?

>>936586751 (OP)
The vibe was neurotic women damage themselves in insane ways to try and "please disgusting men" so I never saw it. That has woke filth written all over it, I never bothered, even though I support my crazy Demi in whatever. (she has bad ADHD)

>>936586857
I don't think i'll ever get people who get so triggered by movies. Even if someone made a movie about literally me getting beheaded in it i'd still watch it if it seems interesting. It's just a movie not real life, kek. Who gives a fuck about its message if you don't allow it's message to affect you. Ridiculous

>>936586756
>wants to see dicks
lol

>>936586771
incest is a shit tier fetish, kill yourself

I’ve been offered a 3 film contract with a well known porn studio but my tattoos are highly identifiable amongst anyone who knows me
The films are POV so a lot can be hidden but I got a rather distinct one on my thigh which will 100% be visible
2 of the scenes are with lesser known stars but one is with someone posted in this thread
What should I do?

>>936586860
name 3 of your fetishes before you judge others lil cuh

>>936586861
do the scenes - cover the tattoos with more tattoos, repeat until you are fully black

>oh yeah mommy dommy
>mommy milkers
>damn I love cougars
>look them up
>they're all my age or could be my big sister at most or are even younger

>>936586863
No, my tattoos are a part of my identity, if you saw them you’d understand but I’m not posting them on here. I really want to shoot the scene and get paid to fuck a woman I’ve watched for years
But don’t want to be known for this amongst my friends for years to come and any prospective girlfriends

>>936586861
just cover your tattoos you fucking dumbass

>>936586793
This is hotter than most fully naked hardcore scenes

>>936586774
my nigga
clothed sex is hotter

>>936586859
Which woman do you identify with in lesbian scenes? The bottom?

>>936586865
>No, my tattoos are a part of my identity
loled
>But don’t want to be known for this amongst my friends for years to come and any prospective girlfriends
don't worry you won't make that it big

>characters who are literally you

for me it's gooning to Jessie Rogers from her beginning era and then finishing off to her ruined life, couldn't stay away from porn despite campaigning against it for 10 years, thicc milf era

have jannies been less trigger-happy lately?

>>936586751 (OP)
I thought that was that bimbo from the white house

>>936586768
whodat

>>936587210
Macy Meadows and Sydney Paige

>>936586781
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/oshzh/iama_scifagraised_female_pornstar_ama/
lmao this bitch was part of the Scientology cult and routinely blew higher ups for life force
un-fucking-real

I'm a lot to handle, but that's part of the fun. Up for it?

>>936586751 (OP)
Yes now I can share the porno

>>936586821
What a loose blown put mess, honestly it’s not the worst but definitely gonna be prolapsed in a couple years

It should be agreed that Belle has the most god tiered asshole in porn

>>936587004
Fucking amazing video I love lilijunex

>>936588022
get sharing then fren

>>936592097
also gooning on disc lonee_wanderer37

>>936588435
thanks, i made it...too bad there's no sound, that's some ASMR shit