cat girl

I have no friends

>>936592520
Why not, friend?

>>936592542
entrapment opportunities, having to put up with people's emotions, the untrustworthy nature of people in general

>>936592615
You deserve to have friend

>>936592224 (OP)
Sex with cat girl
>>936592520
Sex with this anon as well

>>936592754
The sex would feel good to have inside the cat girl

>>936592542
I don't remember anymore.

>>936592224 (OP)
Best girls in the game.

>>936592849
What does it feel like to feel inside her?

>>936592696
don't want one NIGGA

>>936592957
rude

>>936592903
Usually pretty warm and squishy.

>>936593057
Wow, girl vagina sounds like very interesting experience

>>936593111
I strongly prefer it over all others.

>>936593164
I wish I could one day experience sex with a female. It sounds like an incredible experience. You are lucky to have won her! :D

>>936593164
.....what

>>936593290
It's pretty much the best. My favorite thing to do is poke them with morning wood while I'm half asleep until they give in and hop on.

>>936593313
I believe he means that he prefers the female vagnal hole to receive dopamine in compared to other female body holes to put penis inside of

>>936593376
how did you receive female like this?

>>936593404
I'm 5/10 at best, but I'm funny and witty. Met my current one at a Halloween party.

>>936593565
I am very impressed that you got a girl to select you
kudos to you!
for me it will be impossible

>>936593634
Why's that?

>>936594557
Because I'm not good enough

>>936594577
Why do you think that, buddy?

Only real men need to message me-boys can scroll.

>>936596575
Megumin is incredibly fuckable

>>936592520
join the club

>>936592542
people suck, 9/10 are legit unpleasant/stupid, actually it's probably more like 9.7/10

>>936593057
you know when you cup her pussy and feel the heat pouring out of there?
that's my favorite part. christ they get hot. they're like a furnace.

>>936594880
probably because he's a miserable motherfucker like me bitch. some of us are just NOT HAPPY and have been unhappy too long to fix it.
be glad you're not all FUCKED UP.

>>936600717
That's not the case, though. You can be happy.

>>936600944
yeah i could be happy if i got specific things i have wanted for a long time. like, human companionship, nice touches, my own fucking house.
these things are IMPOSSIBLE TO GET when you are a SEETHING FUCKING BITCH. no woman wants some sad sack of shit. no employer wants a mental case.
i'm in a rough spot so i'm not about to start practicing virtue ethics here.

>>936601053
But it doesn't have to be that way. You could try some therapy and see if that helps. Cognitive behavioral therapy is really helpful.

>>936601214
i can't afford therapy. that shit is not cheap, overpaid motherfuckers.
i'm excellent at dissembling so any fucking therapist is going to have a bitch of time getting through to me. i wouldn't trust the fuckers anyway.

>>936594577
Genuine advice anon: do something about your mental health. Therapy, do it yourself therapy workbooks, medication (I'm a big fan of bupropion, but different drugs work for different people), exercise, sunlight, light box, better diet, increased social interaction, starting a hobby, secular mindfulness practice, religious practice, SOMETHING. Your life will be better, and you'll have a better shot at romantic success to boot.
I can elaborate on a couple of these if you wish.

>>936601214
yeah cool i don't have fucking insurance assholes.

>>936601679
>secular mindfulness practice
elaborate on that one. the religion with the dead guy on a stick is too sus for me.

>>936601692
>>936601214
It really isn't, the primary thing therapists do is try to funnel you into psychiatrists so you'll become dependent on drugs. The drugs work, but they'll zombify you, mess with your weight, libido, and potentially permanently alter your brain chemistry in ways you may not like. My last therapist literally insulted me, basically called me an incel without saying it, and told me I deserved to be alone.

>>936601966
The best thing people like us can do is accept we were never meant to be happy. We're outsiders, invisible at best detested at worst. There is no place for us in this strange new world. Just find whatever niche you can enjoy as much as possible, and avoid other human beings at all costs.

>>936592779
imagine the smell that cat dad better be plowing his kitty cat kittens before some massive human aliens come and steal them away oy vey!!!
>>936593387
cranking
>>936594577
>full steam achieved proceeding to build up the climax bar

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>936593111
omfg is she taking a huge SHIT???

>>936593057
THE SINNER IS OVER HER CHAT LETS GET UMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>936602085
if they make a true happy pill i want it
weed was the closest thing to a happy pill, unfortunately it gave me anxiety and made it hard to think. xanax was cool, but it's really expensive out of pocket, i paid $45 for a single pill once.

>>936603290
Nose holes.

>>936604090
nigga there's a clitoral hood right there

>>936592224 (OP)
i wanna fuck her

I wish Momoi could restore my lost time... But she can't. Kuyashi. Zetsubo. Harakiri. Kanashimi.

I don't want to get a job, I don't want to be responsible for my life. I know free will doesn't exist. I'm being bullied.