s/fur lazy cunts edition

floof

No, thanks.

furst

dang beaten

darwin lazy cunt

:(

jk <3

so lazy i can't figure out what to do with a loaf of bread.

>>936610968
lame.

>>936611299
turn it into croutons and make a salad

make a grilled cheez

>>936611444
thats prolly the plan.

boring

but delicious

true

ah fug, nvm, i have to go through these shitty premade waffles.

shiddy cranberry jam thats months old...

also check out the filename on this old ass worgie

i want more
i neeeeed more
do i make a pizza bagel?
fug that other bread for tonight i guess

fat

or do i just eat this weird ass bagel RAW!

foods

>>936612771
the fundamental flaw

>>936612771
Imagine your stew full of fur.

>>936612853
I don't have to, there are 4 dogs in my house, 3 of them have medium fur. there is hair everywhere.

imagine your fur full of stew!

>>936612878
ewww

every morning I awake from a bed that has fur all up in it. there will be fur deep in my sinus, clogging my nose. the breakfast I eat will have hairs in it. there is hair on and in my keyboard. there are hair all over my desk. hair in my eyes. fur somehow stabbing my skin. the roomba complains to empty it of fur. the vaccsucc gets filled with fur once a week. the pool filter gets clogged by 90% fur. there's prolly more in places that I missed. But you get the idea.

I would imagine that if furries bathe as often as the white person standard would have them, most of the fur gets loosened and washed off in the bathroom and into a drain catch. this would significantly reduce stray hair around the house.

Sooo lazy

Fug all them health science hippies! I'm making a pizza bagel!

its so shiddy! but so tasty!

there's nothing more satisfying than coming in clutch, and passing the leading car on expert AI just before the finish line
even with 1000hp the 2019 Corvette ZR1 grips so well, and I may have to bump up the difficulty to pro if I can really master the car, and how much throttle to give it and when when exiting corners
I really want that car if I ever get rich...

SPEEDY SPEED BOI! GASOLINE BURNING! AND THE WIND IS ON MY FACE!

mama mia

>>936613642
I don't like fossil fuels unless it's in a car
and frankly, corn fed ethanol cars makes more power than gasoline with fewer emissions despite its inferior fuel economy although it costs more
so I may do E85 if I ever get a fast car to modify

I wonder is anyone knows what this is.

>>936613708
elucidate

>>936613704
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPl_1RpBK_4

>>936613741
nice, I was listening to industrial metal while going FAST
I need to watch that show too
and get better at drifting because that shit is hard with a racing wheel

>>936613733
Quick Star is a custom machine in F-Zero GX. It has such a unique piloting style that some considered it cheating in certain rulesets despite it being well within the rules.

I think my best score on a challenge zone thing is now the top 3% in the world
although the top 1% or so is probably hackers
so I'm effectively the top 2% with one of them :)

>>936613808
I had a feeling you were talking about F-Zero
neat

butte

so basically I'm almost a professional racist

>>936613844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFG80vfp800

I never learned how to pilot this machine.

>>936613953
Social studies teacher?

>>936614052
time to learn

>>936614070
something like that
time for drag queen story hour!
drag racing is fun!

>>936613925
zoombinis!!

>>936614131
I don't know what that is, but I had a feeling you'd like that image

fleens? you're not fleens! well whatever you are
make me a pizza!

>>936614163
oh you are missing out if you never played zoombinis

>>936614194
seems like it was before my time
I don't remember what PC puzzle games I played growing up

squirrel hotel puzzle

anyway, have more of this thicc girl's asshole

https://static1.e621.net/data/48/a7/48a7ccfdd71a82224be70a2a01f9afa6.webm

Disregard health and safety concerns

Pet wild bun bun

>>936614267
this is her
iirc some of these puzzles got ridiculously hard on the hardest difficulty

>>936614194
I did not play enough windows 95 games to play that one

>>936614316
idk why but that art style just doesn't do it for me

>>936614334
ah, I see
you sure consumed a lot of furry media growing up
I wish I could have because I feel like I missed out
then again I did like shows like Brandy and Mister Whiskers for the hot dog girl, so I guess it was just from different times

I pet the baby bunny with one finger and washed said finger without touching anything else in the interim.

I work with patients at a hospital, so I figure precautionary warnings against touching wild animals is like telling a roulette player he shouldn't shoot dice.

the butthol obsession is weird too

>>936614359
it isn't for everyone
it's on the silly cartoony smut side

>>936614384
i suppose i did
redwall was my favorite when i was a kid, i liked the show too, it was quite faithful to the books

>>936614403
no u
https://static1.e621.net/data/a8/85/a885997826c2c7601d9f94d778990270.webm

>>936614430
nice
maybe I'll read it at some point

>>936614403
works for me...

>>936614393
yay!
i also saw a little bunny today, such cuteness

>>936614384

>>936614292
>>936614393
cute, at least you got to pet the bun :3

>>936614445
damn, off by one
I'm sure it's shitty
>>936614444

>>936614462
yep, she did things for 8 year old me
I'm not even into blondes, but I quickly realized I like sexy dog girls

I have a fairly sizeable backyard. Anytime I look out back, there's a 50/50 chance I'll see a rabbit.

https://static1.e621.net/data/3f/33/3f33f161d8e5b3c0f01701e129d762b7.webm

I saw, like, 5 bunnies today, all on dog walks.

>>936614528

Gadget from Rescue Rangers made me wonder if it was okay to be attracted to a mouse provided that she had human intelligence.

The answer is obviously no, but I'm still a furry. :v

I'm gonna have to stop taking my meds now that I'm on HRT
not being able to finish or even get hard kinda sucks

Gadget.

>>936614596
we all started our furry journey somewhere

>>936614461

When they couldn't get past the fence, they took refuge in the corner and tried to pull a Jedi mind trick. "You don't see me."

I had to leave that patch un-mowed because the bunny wouldn't move.

my stomach hurts
I don't know if it's my liver or just upset tummy because of the kratom
I need to stop...

>>936614403
Pussy is cringe
Anal is better

>>936614620

It's a pity that tit and dick cannot live in perfect harmony on the same body.

>>936614622

>>936614622
all the little toys the operators get in RainbowSix Siege?

>>936614687
they can, you just have to take stuff for it

>>936614445
>>936614461
>>936614686

Poop comes from there

>>936614758
Hows that full time job. This is day 8 right? You raking in big money now.

Sunshine, semi serious question: How much of the science do you know about growing mammaries on males. how much of this is fraud and how much is actually growing milk glands.

also why horny when no wanty horny

>>936614858
erections when you are trying to take a leak kinda suck, yeah.

hello 8butt

>>936614800
Maybe but I've eaten three different girl's asses a cumulative total of at least 200 times and I've only tasted poopie maybe two or three times and it didn't really bother me.

>>936614842
i have proper mammaries, can and have produced my own milk

>>936614901

>>936614882
true
>>936614901
nasty

>>936614918
but not anything near the level of a nursing mother.

>>936614899
Hi

>>936614976

Oh, wow. That invalidation.

You sure told her.

lol

>>936615035
im trying to get a half ass edumacation on how to grow boobs with drugs here, ok.

>>936615070


I wanna say that skeletons don't grow boobs, but I'm sure there are pics to the contrary.

>>936614976
i had a pretty good flow going for a while, my main issue was keeping up with the nutrition required to produce milk (and having small breasts)
with a proper diet and consistent pumping i think i could have gotten a comparable amount, it's just more work to maintain than i wanted to put in at the time
you basically have to set up a hormonal environment and provide physical stimulation that sort of tricks your body into thinking you're a nursing mother, there are some interesting neurological feedback loops involved actually

>>936615086
careful dash hates loimu

>>936614800
not right now it doesn't

>>936614858
I was a lil bit yesterday
I don't necessarily want to be horny, but it happens

>>936615086
>>936615126
BALD

>>936615124
i dont think i wanna go down this rabbit hole anymore.

>>936615126

...

She shouldn't.

next meteor shower and shooting star I see I'm wishing for D cups

>>936615192
ew, disgusting

Ima just go be a body builder and take roids and get s boobs that way, kk.

in fact, many men can develop some breast tissue and lactate solely from consistent nipple stimulation, no exogenous hormones required

>>936615180

In a year from now, Eth will be balls deep in trans rabbit girl hole.

>>936615214

Loimu started out as a feral.

>>936615217
don't take roids unless you also want to be bald
bad idea

>>936615138
very gae

>>936615234
I may or may not have gotten smol booba from that, but I haven't been able to lactate, at least not any significant amount

>>936615273

Whaddaya mean steroids cause baldness?

>>936615366
DHT is evil, and I'm going to make sure I never have any more of that poison again

>Nurnsuerth actually has a pretty sizeable medical facility
>Part education
>part research
>and part actually practicing and healing people in need.
>I don't think anyone who worked there even knew I was in the city for almost 20 years.
>One day a student walks up to me with a massive curiosity about the skeleton.
>I helped him with what I knew
>After all I did read most of the text on skeletons that the library had.
>And then the student suggested I come to the hospital
>to better help fracture patients know how and what bones they were breaking
>pretty good gig.

moar Dimmi butthole
damn dumb butt slut

i can take it up the butt like a champ
just sayin'

>>936615366
Steroids can cause baldness, it also can cause puffy nipples and hideous back acne

>>936615541
what a coincidence, I can too!
maybe we should find out :P

[No studies cited]

all fake n gae

>>936615590
it's all witchcraft. comes to them in dreams.

https://static1.e621.net/data/15/b9/15b99a8f2b0724b953e2eda57a785387.webm

>>936615541
would

>>936615835
I need to deep throat a big dick like Dimmi

fax

go find you a big dick

>>936615876

Tomboyism is linked to white supremacy? No wonder I like girly-girls.

I also like girly bois, but they're seldom s/fur.

>>936615941
racial supremacy, though in this case, tomboy supremacy
>>936615973
gae

oof just realized i got sunburned
gonna have some shoulder strap tan lines

time to fill the rest of the thread with this 9 image set

>>936616079
wtf
>>936616096
it is fairly deceptive when cloudy

>>936616126
hey it happens when you've got something big up there

>>936616126
it was clear today, i'm just a dummy and only put sunscreen on my face and neck
we also spent more time on the beach than i was expecting, most of the trail is heavily shaded

>>936616151
smelled too much ass

>>936616174
very unfortunate but happens.

>>936616175
nice

>>936616182
impossible

>>936616229
possible, even probable

>>936616259
X

>>936616275
marks the spot

2 anus 4 me

>>936616347
unfortunate

3 Anus 4 Me: The Return

cumb

4nus To Me

why butthol today? had a dream of them?

I recall somewhere in my weird medical knowledge that there is a condition where one might have a double or split anus in some way. its almost always bad, becasue it leads to leakage and infections or something?

>>936616564
nope, but I wish I did
maybe if I don't take kratom tomorrow I'll have a weird fever dream with furry girl butthole

>>936616582
>>936616582
>>936616582

just as the butthole part of the randy stair video comes on