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Fursi No.936610895 [Report]
s/fur lazy cunts edition
Anonymous No.936610946 [Report]
floof
Anonymous No.936610953 [Report]
No, thanks.
Anonymous No.936610954 [Report]
furst
Anonymous No.936610968 [Report] >>936611362
dang beaten
Fursi No.936611018 [Report]
darwin lazy cunt
Anonymous No.936611157 [Report]
:(
Fursi No.936611172 [Report]
jk <3
Ethereal No.936611299 [Report] >>936611373
so lazy i can't figure out what to do with a loaf of bread.
Anonymous No.936611362 [Report]
>>936610968
lame.
Fursi No.936611373 [Report]
>>936611299
turn it into croutons and make a salad
Anonymous No.936611444 [Report] >>936611467
make a grilled cheez
Ethereal No.936611467 [Report]
>>936611444
thats prolly the plan.
Fursi No.936611529 [Report]
boring
Anonymous No.936611598 [Report]
but delicious
Fursi No.936611638 [Report]
true
Anonymous No.936611802 [Report]
Ethereal No.936612258 [Report]
ah fug, nvm, i have to go through these shitty premade waffles.
Fursi No.936612262 [Report]
Ethereal No.936612427 [Report]
shiddy cranberry jam thats months old...

also check out the filename on this old ass worgie
Ethereal No.936612620 [Report]
i want more
i neeeeed more
do i make a pizza bagel?
fug that other bread for tonight i guess
Ethereal No.936612662 [Report]
fat
Ethereal No.936612750 [Report]
or do i just eat this weird ass bagel RAW!
Anonymous No.936612771 [Report] >>936612804 >>936612853
foods
Ethereal No.936612804 [Report]
>>936612771
the fundamental flaw
Anonymous No.936612853 [Report] >>936612877
>>936612771
Imagine your stew full of fur.
Ethereal No.936612877 [Report]
>>936612853
I don't have to, there are 4 dogs in my house, 3 of them have medium fur. there is hair everywhere.
Anonymous No.936612878 [Report] >>936612918
imagine your fur full of stew!
Anonymous No.936612918 [Report]
>>936612878
ewww
Ethereal No.936613025 [Report]
every morning I awake from a bed that has fur all up in it. there will be fur deep in my sinus, clogging my nose. the breakfast I eat will have hairs in it. there is hair on and in my keyboard. there are hair all over my desk. hair in my eyes. fur somehow stabbing my skin. the roomba complains to empty it of fur. the vaccsucc gets filled with fur once a week. the pool filter gets clogged by 90% fur. there's prolly more in places that I missed. But you get the idea.
Ethereal No.936613233 [Report]
I would imagine that if furries bathe as often as the white person standard would have them, most of the fur gets loosened and washed off in the bathroom and into a drain catch. this would significantly reduce stray hair around the house.
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Anonymous No.936613271 [Report]
Sooo lazy
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Ethereal No.936613281 [Report]
Fug all them health science hippies! I'm making a pizza bagel!
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Ethereal No.936613535 [Report]
its so shiddy! but so tasty!
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Dash No.936613570 [Report]
there's nothing more satisfying than coming in clutch, and passing the leading car on expert AI just before the finish line
even with 1000hp the 2019 Corvette ZR1 grips so well, and I may have to bump up the difficulty to pro if I can really master the car, and how much throttle to give it and when when exiting corners
I really want that car if I ever get rich...
Ethereal No.936613642 [Report] >>936613704
SPEEDY SPEED BOI! GASOLINE BURNING! AND THE WIND IS ON MY FACE!
Twithc No.936613643 [Report]
mama mia
Dash No.936613704 [Report] >>936613741
>>936613642
I don't like fossil fuels unless it's in a car
and frankly, corn fed ethanol cars makes more power than gasoline with fewer emissions despite its inferior fuel economy although it costs more
so I may do E85 if I ever get a fast car to modify
Ethereal No.936613708 [Report] >>936613733
I wonder is anyone knows what this is.
Dash No.936613733 [Report] >>936613808
>>936613708
elucidate
Ethereal No.936613741 [Report] >>936613800
>>936613704
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPl_1RpBK_4
Dash No.936613800 [Report]
>>936613741
nice, I was listening to industrial metal while going FAST
I need to watch that show too
and get better at drifting because that shit is hard with a racing wheel
Ethereal No.936613808 [Report] >>936613844
>>936613733
Quick Star is a custom machine in F-Zero GX. It has such a unique piloting style that some considered it cheating in certain rulesets despite it being well within the rules.
Dash No.936613844 [Report] >>936614052
I think my best score on a challenge zone thing is now the top 3% in the world
although the top 1% or so is probably hackers
so I'm effectively the top 2% with one of them :)

>>936613808
I had a feeling you were talking about F-Zero
neat
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Dash No.936613925 [Report] >>936614131
butte
Dash No.936613953 [Report] >>936614070
so basically I'm almost a professional racist
Ethereal No.936614052 [Report] >>936614106
>>936613844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFG80vfp800

I never learned how to pilot this machine.
Dash No.936614057 [Report]
Ethereal No.936614070 [Report] >>936614106
>>936613953
Social studies teacher?
Dash No.936614106 [Report]
>>936614052
time to learn

>>936614070
something like that
time for drag queen story hour!
drag racing is fun!
Anonymous No.936614131 [Report] >>936614163
>>936613925
zoombinis!!
Dash No.936614163 [Report] >>936614194
>>936614131
I don't know what that is, but I had a feeling you'd like that image
Anonymous No.936614177 [Report]
fleens? you're not fleens! well whatever you are
make me a pizza!
Anonymous No.936614194 [Report] >>936614248 >>936614337
>>936614163
oh you are missing out if you never played zoombinis
Dash No.936614248 [Report]
>>936614194
seems like it was before my time
I don't remember what PC puzzle games I played growing up
Anonymous No.936614253 [Report]
squirrel hotel puzzle
Dash No.936614267 [Report] >>936614334
anyway, have more of this thicc girl's asshole
Dash No.936614279 [Report]
https://static1.e621.net/data/48/a7/48a7ccfdd71a82224be70a2a01f9afa6.webm
Anonymous No.936614292 [Report] >>936614528
Disregard health and safety concerns

Pet wild bun bun
Dash No.936614316 [Report] >>936614359
Anonymous No.936614334 [Report] >>936614384
>>936614267
this is her
iirc some of these puzzles got ridiculously hard on the hardest difficulty
Ethereal No.936614337 [Report]
>>936614194
I did not play enough windows 95 games to play that one
Fursi No.936614359 [Report] >>936614411
>>936614316
idk why but that art style just doesn't do it for me
Dash No.936614384 [Report] >>936614430 >>936614462
>>936614334
ah, I see
you sure consumed a lot of furry media growing up
I wish I could have because I feel like I missed out
then again I did like shows like Brandy and Mister Whiskers for the hot dog girl, so I guess it was just from different times
Anonymous No.936614393 [Report] >>936614461 >>936614528
I pet the baby bunny with one finger and washed said finger without touching anything else in the interim.

I work with patients at a hospital, so I figure precautionary warnings against touching wild animals is like telling a roulette player he shouldn't shoot dice.
Twithc No.936614403 [Report] >>936614445 >>936614461 >>936614686
the butthol obsession is weird too
Dash No.936614411 [Report]
>>936614359
it isn't for everyone
it's on the silly cartoony smut side
Anonymous No.936614430 [Report] >>936614445
>>936614384
i suppose i did
redwall was my favorite when i was a kid, i liked the show too, it was quite faithful to the books
Dash No.936614445 [Report] >>936614528 >>936614800
>>936614403
no u
https://static1.e621.net/data/a8/85/a885997826c2c7601d9f94d778990270.webm

>>936614430
nice
maybe I'll read it at some point
Anonymous No.936614461 [Report] >>936614649 >>936614800
>>936614403
works for me...

>>936614393
yay!
i also saw a little bunny today, such cuteness
Anonymous No.936614462 [Report] >>936614528
>>936614384
Dash No.936614528 [Report] >>936614596
>>936614292
>>936614393
cute, at least you got to pet the bun :3

>>936614445
damn, off by one
I'm sure it's shitty
>>936614444

>>936614462
yep, she did things for 8 year old me
I'm not even into blondes, but I quickly realized I like sexy dog girls
Anonymous No.936614540 [Report]
I have a fairly sizeable backyard. Anytime I look out back, there's a 50/50 chance I'll see a rabbit.
Dash No.936614552 [Report]
https://static1.e621.net/data/3f/33/3f33f161d8e5b3c0f01701e129d762b7.webm
Ethereal No.936614562 [Report]
I saw, like, 5 bunnies today, all on dog walks.
Anonymous No.936614596 [Report] >>936614640
>>936614528

Gadget from Rescue Rangers made me wonder if it was okay to be attracted to a mouse provided that she had human intelligence.

The answer is obviously no, but I'm still a furry. :v
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Dash No.936614620 [Report] >>936614687
I'm gonna have to stop taking my meds now that I'm on HRT
not being able to finish or even get hard kinda sucks
Anonymous No.936614622 [Report] >>936614708 >>936614720
Gadget.
Dash No.936614640 [Report]
>>936614596
we all started our furry journey somewhere
Anonymous No.936614649 [Report]
>>936614461

When they couldn't get past the fence, they took refuge in the corner and tried to pull a Jedi mind trick. "You don't see me."

I had to leave that patch un-mowed because the bunny wouldn't move.
Dash No.936614684 [Report]
my stomach hurts
I don't know if it's my liver or just upset tummy because of the kratom
I need to stop...
Anonymous No.936614686 [Report] >>936614800
>>936614403
Pussy is cringe
Anal is better
Anonymous No.936614687 [Report] >>936614758
>>936614620

It's a pity that tit and dick cannot live in perfect harmony on the same body.
Anonymous No.936614708 [Report]
>>936614622
Ethereal No.936614720 [Report]
>>936614622
all the little toys the operators get in RainbowSix Siege?
Dash No.936614758 [Report] >>936614841
>>936614687
they can, you just have to take stuff for it
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Twithc No.936614800 [Report] >>936614901 >>936615138
>>936614445
>>936614461
>>936614686

Poop comes from there
Anonymous No.936614841 [Report]
>>936614758
Hows that full time job. This is day 8 right? You raking in big money now.
Ethereal No.936614842 [Report] >>936614918
Sunshine, semi serious question: How much of the science do you know about growing mammaries on males. how much of this is fraud and how much is actually growing milk glands.
Twithc No.936614858 [Report] >>936614882 >>936615138
also why horny when no wanty horny
Ethereal No.936614882 [Report] >>936614963
>>936614858
erections when you are trying to take a leak kinda suck, yeah.
Fursi No.936614899 [Report] >>936615030
hello 8butt
Anonymous No.936614901 [Report] >>936614952 >>936614963
>>936614800
Maybe but I've eaten three different girl's asses a cumulative total of at least 200 times and I've only tasted poopie maybe two or three times and it didn't really bother me.
Anonymous No.936614918 [Report] >>936614976
>>936614842
i have proper mammaries, can and have produced my own milk
Ethereal No.936614952 [Report]
>>936614901
Twithc No.936614963 [Report]
>>936614882
true
>>936614901
nasty
Ethereal No.936614976 [Report] >>936615035 >>936615124
>>936614918
but not anything near the level of a nursing mother.
Anonymous No.936615030 [Report]
>>936614899
Hi
Anonymous No.936615035 [Report] >>936615070
>>936614976

Oh, wow. That invalidation.

You sure told her.
Anonymous No.936615046 [Report]
lol
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Ethereal No.936615070 [Report] >>936615119
>>936615035
im trying to get a half ass edumacation on how to grow boobs with drugs here, ok.
Anonymous No.936615086 [Report] >>936615126 >>936615169
Anonymous No.936615119 [Report]
>>936615070


I wanna say that skeletons don't grow boobs, but I'm sure there are pics to the contrary.
Anonymous No.936615124 [Report] >>936615180
>>936614976
i had a pretty good flow going for a while, my main issue was keeping up with the nutrition required to produce milk (and having small breasts)
with a proper diet and consistent pumping i think i could have gotten a comparable amount, it's just more work to maintain than i wanted to put in at the time
you basically have to set up a hormonal environment and provide physical stimulation that sort of tricks your body into thinking you're a nursing mother, there are some interesting neurological feedback loops involved actually
Fursi No.936615126 [Report] >>936615169 >>936615192
>>936615086
careful dash hates loimu
Dash No.936615138 [Report] >>936615309
>>936614800
not right now it doesn't

>>936614858
I was a lil bit yesterday
I don't necessarily want to be horny, but it happens
Dash No.936615169 [Report]
>>936615086
>>936615126
BALD
Ethereal No.936615180 [Report] >>936615246
>>936615124
i dont think i wanna go down this rabbit hole anymore.
Anonymous No.936615192 [Report] >>936615214
>>936615126

...

She shouldn't.
Dash No.936615206 [Report]
next meteor shower and shooting star I see I'm wishing for D cups
Dash No.936615214 [Report] >>936615271
>>936615192
ew, disgusting
Ethereal No.936615217 [Report] >>936615273
Ima just go be a body builder and take roids and get s boobs that way, kk.
Anonymous No.936615234 [Report] >>936615325
in fact, many men can develop some breast tissue and lactate solely from consistent nipple stimulation, no exogenous hormones required
Anonymous No.936615246 [Report]
>>936615180

In a year from now, Eth will be balls deep in trans rabbit girl hole.
Anonymous No.936615271 [Report]
>>936615214

Loimu started out as a feral.
Dash No.936615273 [Report] >>936615366
>>936615217
don't take roids unless you also want to be bald
bad idea
Fursi No.936615303 [Report]
Twithc No.936615309 [Report]
>>936615138
very gae
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Dash No.936615325 [Report]
>>936615234
I may or may not have gotten smol booba from that, but I haven't been able to lactate, at least not any significant amount
Anonymous No.936615366 [Report] >>936615394 >>936615552
>>936615273

Whaddaya mean steroids cause baldness?
Dash No.936615394 [Report]
>>936615366
DHT is evil, and I'm going to make sure I never have any more of that poison again
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Ethereal No.936615430 [Report]
>Nurnsuerth actually has a pretty sizeable medical facility
>Part education
>part research
>and part actually practicing and healing people in need.
>I don't think anyone who worked there even knew I was in the city for almost 20 years.
>One day a student walks up to me with a massive curiosity about the skeleton.
>I helped him with what I knew
>After all I did read most of the text on skeletons that the library had.
>And then the student suggested I come to the hospital
>to better help fracture patients know how and what bones they were breaking
>pretty good gig.
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Dash No.936615517 [Report]
moar Dimmi butthole
damn dumb butt slut
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Anonymous No.936615541 [Report] >>936615571 >>936615704
i can take it up the butt like a champ
just sayin'
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Anonymous No.936615552 [Report]
>>936615366
Steroids can cause baldness, it also can cause puffy nipples and hideous back acne
Anonymous No.936615554 [Report]
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Dash No.936615571 [Report]
>>936615541
what a coincidence, I can too!
maybe we should find out :P
Anonymous No.936615590 [Report] >>936615637
[No studies cited]
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Twithc No.936615609 [Report]
all fake n gae
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Ethereal No.936615637 [Report]
>>936615590
it's all witchcraft. comes to them in dreams.
Dash No.936615638 [Report]
https://static1.e621.net/data/15/b9/15b99a8f2b0724b953e2eda57a785387.webm
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Anonymous No.936615704 [Report]
>>936615541
would
Dash No.936615835 [Report] >>936615871
Dash No.936615871 [Report]
>>936615835
I need to deep throat a big dick like Dimmi
Twithc No.936615876 [Report] >>936615941
fax
Twithc No.936615895 [Report]
go find you a big dick
Anonymous No.936615916 [Report]
Anonymous No.936615941 [Report] >>936616076
>>936615876

Tomboyism is linked to white supremacy? No wonder I like girly-girls.
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Anonymous No.936615973 [Report] >>936616076
I also like girly bois, but they're seldom s/fur.
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Twithc No.936616076 [Report]
>>936615941
racial supremacy, though in this case, tomboy supremacy
>>936615973
gae
Dash No.936616079 [Report] >>936616126
Anonymous No.936616096 [Report] >>936616126
oof just realized i got sunburned
gonna have some shoulder strap tan lines
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Dash No.936616115 [Report]
time to fill the rest of the thread with this 9 image set
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Twithc No.936616126 [Report] >>936616151 >>936616174
>>936616079
wtf
>>936616096
it is fairly deceptive when cloudy
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Dash No.936616151 [Report] >>936616182
>>936616126
hey it happens when you've got something big up there
Anonymous No.936616174 [Report] >>936616201
>>936616126
it was clear today, i'm just a dummy and only put sunscreen on my face and neck
we also spent more time on the beach than i was expecting, most of the trail is heavily shaded
Anonymous No.936616175 [Report] >>936616229
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Twithc No.936616182 [Report] >>936616229
>>936616151
smelled too much ass
Twithc No.936616201 [Report]
>>936616174
very unfortunate but happens.
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Dash No.936616229 [Report] >>936616259
>>936616175
nice

>>936616182
impossible
Twithc No.936616259 [Report] >>936616275
>>936616229
possible, even probable
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Dash No.936616275 [Report] >>936616288
>>936616259
X
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Twithc No.936616288 [Report]
>>936616275
marks the spot
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Ethereal No.936616347 [Report] >>936616358
2 anus 4 me
Dash No.936616358 [Report]
>>936616347
unfortunate
Twithc No.936616421 [Report]
3 Anus 4 Me: The Return
Dash No.936616436 [Report]
cumb
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Twithc No.936616471 [Report]
4nus To Me
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Twithc No.936616564 [Report] >>936616585
why butthol today? had a dream of them?
Ethereal No.936616574 [Report]
I recall somewhere in my weird medical knowledge that there is a condition where one might have a double or split anus in some way. its almost always bad, becasue it leads to leakage and infections or something?
Dash No.936616585 [Report]
>>936616564
nope, but I wish I did
maybe if I don't take kratom tomorrow I'll have a weird fever dream with furry girl butthole
Anonymous No.936616595 [Report]
>>936616582
>>936616582
>>936616582
Twithc No.936616600 [Report]
just as the butthole part of the randy stair video comes on